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[QUOTE=AquaticWelder;3725416]I keep reading reviews on this Michelle girl at Pings. You guys are saying what she wants for the extras but what is she wanting for the standard? The normal 40? And can you haggle with her on her upper extras? She speak good English?[/QUOTE]Standard HE = 40. Good English. you won't have a problem with Lingo, Linga = problem.
[QUOTE=HotLuck54;3723717]Sunday around 3 pm I stopped by Pings. Vivi answered the door. I asked for Ms M. She appeared from the back, wiping Ramen from her chops. Took a wash down to be presentable, back to the room. Face down, Ass up. Me, not Michelle. She knows her way round, up / down, in and out. This and prior reviews had me dreaming of JackPot. Then the fight broke out. GPS. 2. 0 to ravish this Tall Black Haired Raven. 1. 5 for a flute lesson. 1. 0 for NCHJ (no clothes happiness). Upon a mutual review of the menu, her memory appeared throwing cold water on the proceedings, yelling PERIOD. Attitude Ambiance and Johnson squished. I declined all the above and rode out the rub. She actually did kick it up notches to win me over. Light touch by nails, blowing in my ear, kissing my ass. Sorry Darlin' You have me confused with Daddy Warbucks. I've no need to support a Little Orphan's Fanny.
HL54.
Maybe I am that Fugly.[/QUOTE]I've been seeing Michelle since she arrived at Pings, however she always says no to anything more than a concert / recital for $. , NCHJ. 8, and HJ. 4. Hopefully I can TTP for $. 4 ish next time I'm there. The last time she exclaimed "O" a couple of times prior to the concert starting so maybe it will open the doors.
[QUOTE=HorneyBear;3726915]I've been seeing Michelle since she arrived at Pings, however she always says no to anything more than a concert / recital for $. , NCHJ. 8, and HJ. 4. Hopefully I can TTP for $. 4 ish next time I'm there. The last time she exclaimed "O" a couple of times prior to the concert starting so maybe it will open the doors.[/QUOTE]So, I'm not fugly. Relief.
Went to three girls at 3423 for a quick stress reliever. Dropped .45 for the half hour massage and got ready. Older lady not ugly walks in and starts a decent medium massage. She asked if I want just the back or flip so I said flip. On the flip she asked if I want Mr Happy massaged and I nodded my head. Next thing I know she's handing me my pants and wants the money for the tip NOW and then keeps flicking her fingers as I pull out tens. When I reach .4 she snatched the coinage and throws my pants back on the chair. She gave me an OK handy but (no pun intended) she jams her finger up my ass. Now I've read about PM's and thought I would like to try it out some time however she has 9 inch fingers and 3 inch nails. I didn't know if I was coming, shitting or getting gang raped. If you're into that look for the one with brown fingernails. As for me, nope not happening again.
Wow.
Went looking for the best and saw the rest.
80 to get washed and relaxed, flipped for attention and release of stress-.
Total damage to my retirement plan was 120.
Will so repeat. I was told by coco. To come again. I sure shall.
I haven't seen any reports lately about Lakeview. The last couple reports, months ago, were not that persuasive to partake of their services. Has anybody been there lately?. Menu options, contributions?
[QUOTE=HorneyBear;3728198]Went to three girls at 3423 for a quick stress reliever. Dropped .45 for the half hour massage and got ready. Older lady not ugly walks in and starts a decent medium massage. She asked if I want just the back or flip so I said flip. On the flip she asked if I want Mr Happy massaged and I nodded my head. Next thing I know she's handing me my pants and wants the money for the tip NOW and then keeps flicking her fingers as I pull out tens. When I reach .4 she snatched the coinage and throws my pants back on the chair. She gave me an OK handy but (no pun intended) she jams her finger up my ass. Now I've read about PM's and thought I would like to try it out some time however she has 9 inch fingers and 3 inch nails. I didn't know if I was coming, shitting or getting gang raped. If you're into that look for the one with brown fingernails. As for me, nope not happening again.[/QUOTE]They stick a finger up your ass because it makes you pop sooner so they don't have to work long as an overheated jackhammer.
[QUOTE=HorneyBear;3728198]Went to three girls at 3423 for a quick stress reliever. Dropped .45 for the half hour massage and got ready. Older lady not ugly walks in and starts a decent medium massage. She asked if I want just the back or flip so I said flip. On the flip she asked if I want Mr Happy massaged and I nodded my head. Next thing I know she's handing me my pants and wants the money for the tip NOW and then keeps flicking her fingers as I pull out tens. When I reach .4 she snatched the coinage and throws my pants back on the chair. She gave me an OK handy but (no pun intended) she jams her finger up my ass. Now I've read about PM's and thought I would like to try it out some time however she has 9 inch fingers and 3 inch nails. I didn't know if I was coming, shitting or getting gang raped. If you're into that look for the one with brown fingernails. As for me, nope not happening again.[/QUOTE]Something about having Mom stick her finger up my ass gives me wood. Not. Now, a young K-Girl. Wowsers...
[QUOTE=HotLuck54;3737656]Something about having Mom stick her finger up my ass gives me wood. Not. Now, a young K-Girl. Wowsers...[/QUOTE]So, if you are lying face down does it matter who is doing the assteration? And I'll tell you, the older gals know how to do this way better. It isn't just a matter of a finger in your dinger, a good PM is actually a gentle massage of the gland itself. If you want to try it just relax and go with the flow. The first time I ever had it done I went off without her ever touching my tool itself.
[QUOTE=OilChanger;3738446]So, if you are lying face down does it matter who is doing the assteration? And I'll tell you, the older gals know how to do this way better. It isn't just a matter of a finger in your dinger, a good PM is actually a gentle massage of the gland itself. If you want to try it just relax and go with the flow. The first time I ever had it done I went off without her ever touching my tool itself.[/QUOTE]Makes me want to run to my doctors and hear the magic words "bend over and hear the snap of the rubber glove" all covered by my insurance. LOL.
[QUOTE=Lars36;3738707]Makes me want to run to my doctors and hear the magic words "bend over and hear the snap of the rubber glove" all covered by my insurance. LOL.[/QUOTE]So now we will see some of the massage ladies taking pictures while they are in a nurses uniform with a rubber glove on, ready to do the deed.
[QUOTE=Lars36;3738707]Makes me want to run to my doctors and hear the magic words "bend over and hear the snap of the rubber glove" all covered by my insurance. LOL.[/QUOTE]My female doctor does this once a year. I've thought about tipping her afterwards, but that may be over the top, and if that's over the top then I guess jacking it while she's doing it may be get me thrown out. Haha.
[QUOTE=OilChanger;3739457]So now we will see some of the massage ladies taking pictures while they are in a nurses uniform with a rubber glove on, ready to do the deed.[/QUOTE]With my Medicare Insurance would be a plus also, and nurses uniforms are sexy also. White thigh high stockings and high heels, yummy.
Someone here asked about lakeview and since no one seems to have tried them lately, I passed best asian, didn't go down to pings but stopped there Sunday. An older lady, byvthat I mean looked to me late 30's early40's so prob in 50's LOL, greeted me so in we went. While the massage was pretty good, no teasing was had. After the flip I made her know what I wanted and she started HE with some otc allowed. While that was going on I heard another guy get started but never saw that girl. Well my massuese couldn't get it done, just no sexiness there so went back to massaging for the end of the hour. Gave a 20 tip but won't be back unless it changes there. Hell should of stopped at best.
[QUOTE=OilChanger;3738446]So, if you are lying face down does it matter who is doing the assteration? And I'll tell you, the older gals know how to do this way better. It isn't just a matter of a finger in your dinger, a good PM is actually a gentle massage of the gland itself. If you want to try it just relax and go with the flow. The first time I ever had it done I went off without her ever touching my tool itself.[/QUOTE]Nope. Face up, no glove, no lube, in the middle of a handie pulled my legs apart and jammed her finger up my ass and scratched my tonsils! I guarantee her finger stank for a week and I still shudder at the thought of another one. And just how many guys she's rammed with no gloves. Probably not as bad with gloves and no fingernails.