I thought I was the cum dumpster, not the dispenser. But I left it alone. LOL.
[QUOTE=Rossfl;1531365]How can she be a sperm DISPENSER?[/QUOTE]
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I thought I was the cum dumpster, not the dispenser. But I left it alone. LOL.
[QUOTE=Rossfl;1531365]How can she be a sperm DISPENSER?[/QUOTE]
Can we stick to the SW Reports?
TW
Anyone on this board ever wonder why newbies to the forum (but not to the hobby) don't post.
Hmmm. Look at the last few posts, tell you something?
Why bother, too much drama or as I like to call it, ridiculousness.
Happy mongering!
[QUOTE=The Worb; 1531428]Can we stick to the SW Reports?
TW[/QUOTE]
Thanks goes out to the gate keeper for deleting Mr newstarwater. After all this is the street walker not street talker report. This should be a busy weekend in melbourne.
Be safe and enjoy.
So if we're all done with the bickering, let's get back to the business of reviewing hookers. Just got in from a little evening cruise. Rolled through the loop a couple times and spotted 2 WSW. One I hadn't seen before near the tracks and another near the park. The latter looked more my type so I whipped around to make the scoop. Seems I scared off another patron who had the same plan. Should have let him have it and gone for the other. This chick looked pretty nice, dressed good, nice body, not all cracky looking. She jumped right in and then it starts. I say hey, how's it going. She goes " WHat". Hi, what's your name."What are you talking about, you're a cop!". Should have booted her right there, but I figured she's just a little nervous right. What the fuck. Headed on out of the block and did the usual Leo check. Invited her back to my place."WHAT". My place."what are you saying!" now I'm getting annoyed. Ask she wants to do. She directs me to a not so secret spot. Was really set on FS tonight, but since I'm in the car figured I'd settle for BBBJ. Asked what she wanted."HUH". So I gave a quarter and got things going. Holy shit man, this fucking dip shit no sooner put it in her mouth then "UHH you're getting hair all in my fucking mouth!". Ok she'll be ok right. Nope. When she finally pulls the stray pube off her lip she gets back at it. 10 seconds later, bitching about the console in the way, then the steering wheel on and fucking on. Not a minute in."You need to hurry up". I called fuck it. As much as I wanted to snatch my money back and shove her off in the bushes, I decide to stay cool, cut my losses, and drive her back to civilization. If I remember right she did say her name is Barbra. Nice ass, nice tits. Dark hair, dopey looking face. Says Michelle with the wig is her sister. Sounds fucking great. If you happen across this dumbshit by mistake, ditch her ass immediately. It's your only hope.
Haven't updated on other tville action lately. I've bad one of the local girls on call, so not much riding lately. I'm still looking for that redhead, think her names Brittany. Only saw her once when I scooped Becky. Been looking since. Melinda is still around. She's fucking great. I know kori aka corvette is still around. She's hot but only does mish. Melinda does cowgirl the best. Anyone seen Becky or Brittany? Let me know.
You tville regulars pm me. Got digits to trade.
[QUOTE=Zombie138; 1533562]So if we're all done with the bickering, let's get back to the business of reviewing hookers. Just got in from a little evening cruise. Rolled through the loop a couple times and spotted 2 WSW. One I hadn't seen before near the tracks and another near the park. The latter looked more my type so I whipped around to make the scoop. Seems I scared off another patron who had the same plan. Should have let him have it and gone for the other. This chick looked pretty nice, dressed good, nice body, not all cracky looking. She jumped right in and then it starts. I say hey, how's it going. She goes " WHat". Hi, what's your name."What are you talking about, you're a cop!". Should have booted her right there, but I figured she's just a little nervous right. What the fuck. Headed on out of the block and did the usual Leo check. Invited her back to my place."WHAT". My place."what are you saying!" now I'm getting annoyed. Ask she wants to do. She directs me to a not so secret spot. Was really set on FS tonight, but since I'm in the car figured I'd settle for BBBJ. Asked what she wanted."HUH". So I gave a quarter and got things going. Holy shit man, this fucking dip shit no sooner put it in her mouth then "UHH you're getting hair all in my fucking mouth!". Ok she'll be ok right. Nope. When she finally pulls the stray pube off her lip she gets back at it. 10 seconds later, bitching about the console in the way, then the steering wheel on and fucking on. Not a minute in."You need to hurry up". I called fuck it. As much as I wanted to snatch my money back and shove her off in the bushes, I decide to stay cool, cut my losses, and drive her back to civilization. If I remember right she did say her name is Barbra. Nice ass, nice tits. Dark hair, dopey looking face. Says Michelle with the wig is her sister. Sounds fucking great. If you happen across this dumbshit by mistake, ditch her ass immediately. It's your only hope.
Haven't updated on other tville action lately. I've bad one of the local girls on call, so not much riding lately. I'm still looking for that redhead, think her names Brittany. Only saw her once when I scooped Becky. Been looking since. Melinda is still around. She's fucking great. I know kori aka corvette is still around. She's hot but only does mish. Melinda does cowgirl the best. Anyone seen Becky or Brittany? Let me know.
You tville regulars pm me. Got digits to trade.[/QUOTE]First of all I am sorry to Jackson, for wasting space, also to the rest of the members for wasting your time reading posts that you all really are not concerend about. Most of all, I am sorry about my spelling. LOL Yup one more wasted post. Anyway, damn what are you you doing w / pubes, dick hair? It is not the 80's, damn man clean that thing up. I have not been with a woman w / a hairy punta in years. I just think that they expect the same. Crap it is alot cooler, as in temp wise, and cleaner, as you will not have any of those critters useing that space like a Motel6. So go get a wet / dry shaver and clean things up.
Once again, just my $80. 00 Idea, Vero
[QUOTE=Veroguy;1534746]Anyway, damn what are you you doing w / pubes, dick hair? It is not the 80's, damn man clean that thing up. I have not been with a woman w / a hairy punta in years. I just think that they expect the same. Crap it is alot cooler, as in temp wise, and cleaner, as you will not have any of those critters useing that space like a Motel6.[/QUOTE]I used to, but stopped. Never got back into it. Maybe I need to visit Wendy again for a manscaping session.
Damn veroguy. I'm not sporting a full 70, s Bush. My shits trimmed. I'm a hairy fuckin dude. Like a bear. Looks real wierd when there is just one smooth patch with a penis in the middle surrounded by hairyness. Anyway, point I was making is that the chick I reviewed was shitty. None of the others have complained. Just her. My pubes are A okay I shave my head, not my pubes.
[QUOTE=TwoWheelTourer;1534765]I used to, but stopped. Never got back into it. Maybe I need to visit Wendy again for a manscaping session.[/QUOTE]I do not think I would trust a woman DOWN there. Damn, you never what kind of mood she might be in. Crap, what if she just had a bad date? Did somebody say MS Bobbet? Or whatever her name is. Ouch! LOL.
Vero.
Now back to your reg. Programed sched!
Sorry I keep getting off the subject.
I have to agree with you guys on the girl thing. For me it has always been a strip. I tried shaving it all off but it just did not feel right. LOL. It was like I was a teenager again. But I wanted to add a note to the men. LOL. Ok when I am down doing my thing, I like to take you to the edge then stop. Back to the edge then stop, again and again until you can't stand it. And when I stop, one of the main things I do is lick and suck on the boys, kiss all around your thighs or even kiss just right above on your stomach. Now if you don't shave I won't do the licking or sucking. I am real bad when I get a hair in the back of my throat because I gag the whole time until I get it. It is kinda comical. I love taking care of the entire area while there, as that is one of my specialties. I have had many guys ask me to do that and it kills me (unless I don't get a hair in my throat). I will do it because I feel it is your time but guys, shave those things if you like them in the mouth! LOL Like just stated, it is a sign of the times. LOL.
Kisses, Kelly
[QUOTE=ItsMeKelly1969; 1534857]I have to agree with you guys on the girl thing. For me it has always been a strip. I tried shaving it all off but it just did not feel right. LOL. It was like I was a teenager again. But I wanted to add a note to the men. LOL. Ok when I am down doing my thing, I like to take you to the edge then stop. Back to the edge then stop, again and again until you can't stand it. And when I stop, one of the main things I do is lick and suck on the boys, kiss all around your thighs or even kiss just right above on your stomach. Now if you don't shave I won't do the licking or sucking. I am real bad when I get a hair in the back of my throat because I gag the whole time until I get it. It is kinda comical. I love taking care of the entire area while there, as that is one of my specialties. I have had many guys ask me to do that and it kills me (unless I don't get a hair in my throat). I will do it because I feel it is your time but guys, shave those things if you like them in the mouth! LOL Like just stated, it is a sign of the times. LOL.
Kisses, Kelly[/QUOTE]Why you pig woman, you are so nasty. LOL Hun, you DO know I am kidding. BTW, thanks for that call back. HUMM? See YOU soon! Vero
[QUOTE=ItsMeKelly1969; 1534857]I have to agree with you guys on the girl thing. For me it has always been a strip. I tried shaving it all off but it just did not feel right. LOL. It was like I was a teenager again. But I wanted to add a note to the men. LOL. Ok when I am down doing my thing, I like to take you to the edge then stop. Back to the edge then stop, again and again until you can't stand it. And when I stop, one of the main things I do is lick and suck on the boys, kiss all around your thighs or even kiss just right above on your stomach. Now if you don't shave I won't do the licking or sucking. I am real bad when I get a hair in the back of my throat because I gag the whole time until I get it. It is kinda comical. I love taking care of the entire area while there, as that is one of my specialties. I have had many guys ask me to do that and it kills me (unless I don't get a hair in my throat). I will do it because I feel it is your time but guys, shave those things if you like them in the mouth! LOL Like just stated, it is a sign of the times. LOL.
Kisses, Kelly[/QUOTE]I just noticed you last post was # 69. Kel. Save that for me when you are in Ft. Pierce! BTW AGAIN, Happy bday to you!
D.
Vero
Pretty Kitty.
[QUOTE=ItsMeKelly1969; 1534857]I have to agree with you guys on the girl thing. For me it has always been a strip. I tried shaving it all off but it just did not feel right. LOL. It was like I was a teenager again. But I wanted to add a note to the men. LOL. Ok when I am down doing my thing, I like to take you to the edge then stop. Back to the edge then stop, again and again until you can't stand it. And when I stop, one of the main things I do is lick and suck on the boys, kiss all around your thighs or even kiss just right above on your stomach. Now if you don't shave I won't do the licking or sucking. I am real bad when I get a hair in the back of my throat because I gag the whole time until I get it. It is kinda comical. I love taking care of the entire area while there, as that is one of my specialties. I have had many guys ask me to do that and it kills me (unless I don't get a hair in my throat). I will do it because I feel it is your time but guys, shave those things if you like them in the mouth! LOL Like just stated, it is a sign of the times. LOL.
Kisses, Kelly[/QUOTE]
Please, it is not fun to read any more.
Yeah worb, this place is about like Facebook anymore. It's fuckin gay. I'm here to share intel on hookers. For example, at 3:15pm today I spotted a WSW on the main drag in tville just east of Deleon. Looked like a little spinner, younger, quite tan with blonde hair. Was making a flyby in company truck, so scooping it was a no go. Never seen her. Anyone tried it? Tville ain't dead right now, but the new reports are scarce.