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[QUOTE=Master Diver]As for Strip clubs, I grew up in them, worked in them and played in them for the past 25 years. ....[/QUOTE]
You must have some great stories. Why did you leave that industry? Any tips you can share with us? Perspiring minds want to know.
A few years ago, there was a cute little gal that worked day shift at YS named Sophia. Hung around a bit with Mena, as I recall. She was short, brunette, had a nice round butt and very muscular arms. Kind of reminded me of Rosie the Riveter posters during WWII. She was a TON of fun. I've asked folks from time to time but never gotten any leads.
And (as an aside) for afficionados of TUSCL. What is it with the annoying little man on the YS board? Isn't that the damnedest thing you've ever seen? Been going on for years. Maybe somebody that works there, but jeeeez, that's a lot of energy for not a helluvalotta payback.
Go figger.
[QUOTE=JHS 42]Anybody know what happened to the former April at Ybor Strip? The current April told me last week that the previous April got fired, and I was just curious if anyone knew if she was working elsewhere now.
The one I'm looking for is tall, black, Canadian, and pretty damn hot. She had a twin sister working in Miami, I think, so maybe she went there.[/QUOTE]
I'm friends with a former YS dancer who is a close friend of April, and she told me that she has gone back to Canada for a few months.
The last she heard April was coming back to Tampa in June or July and planned to return to Ybor.
[QUOTE=Pjtoms]I'm friends with a former YS dancer who is a close friend of April, and she told me that she has gone back to Canada for a few months.
The last she heard April was coming back to Tampa in June or July and planned to return to Ybor.[/QUOTE]
Cool. I had some great dances with her... I won't be back to Tampa until November, it looks like, so hopefully she sticks around that long.
[QUOTE=C Fombarlet]A few years ago, there was a cute little gal that worked day shift at YS named Sophia. Hung around a bit with Mena, as I recall. She was short, brunette, had a nice round butt and very muscular arms. Kind of reminded me of Rosie the Riveter posters during WWII. She was a TON of fun. I've asked folks from time to time but never gotten any leads.
And (as an aside) for afficionados of TUSCL. What is it with the annoying little man on the YS board? Isn't that the damnedest thing you've ever seen? Been going on for years. Maybe somebody that works there, but jeeeez, that's a lot of energy for not a helluvalotta payback.
Go figger.[/QUOTE]
I remember Sophia well, and would be glad to find her again if any one would manage to track her down. Got my first extras at Ybor from her actually, and she was also just a lot of fun to talk to.
As far as the annoying little man thing, I'm just baffled. Granted, he's basically succeeded in rendering the Ybor Strip forum utterly useless, but it almost seems like it's almost degenerated into a pathology of some kind. You'd think they could find some way to block him...
[QUOTE=C Fombarlet]A few years ago, there was a cute little gal that worked day shift at YS named Sophia. Hung around a bit with Mena, as I recall. She was short, brunette, had a nice round butt and very muscular arms. Kind of reminded me of Rosie the Riveter posters during WWII. She was a TON of fun. I've asked folks from time to time but never gotten any leads.
And (as an aside) for afficionados of TUSCL. What is it with the annoying little man on the YS board? Isn't that the damnedest thing you've ever seen? Been going on for years. Maybe somebody that works there, but jeeeez, that's a lot of energy for not a helluvalotta payback.
Go figger.[/QUOTE]
Sophia was working there last Spring (ran into her after a Spring Training game and reconnected a couple times). At that time she was also working at the Super Cuts at a mall in Clearwater (forgive me if it's a different quick-cuttery kind of irrelevant, since she was "let go" from that place between the second and third time I saw her). Then one day she just flitted away again. So who knows, maybe she'll pop back into YS again or is working at another club. She was an amazing amount of fun in back.
As for that annoying guy, I thought was at that other club listing -- the one that doesn't require registration.
Tucker40,
Here's a link to the "thread. " I believe I originally hyperlinked to TUSCL, but over the years, perhaps the original TUSCL evolved into a registration site, etc. And this one spun off. I forget exactly.
[url]http://www.stripclublist.com/m.asp?c=7449[/url]
This is a great resource overall. I reference it when I travel. You can click back on the bread crumbs to search pretty much any club in the US.
As JHS 42 referenced, this TALM (the annoying little man) thread is one of the damnedest phenomena I have ever witnessed. This person has posted non-stop on this site every day for years. Essentially saying the same thing over and over. If you were smart, I suppose you could develop an application to post for you, but he can't be doing that because the verbiage always changes. It's clearly not auto-generated by some program. The only other semi-reasonable possibility is that it has been maintained by people who work at the club. Receptionists have to do something, I guess.
Barring that, just to ponder the sheer amount of energy and dedication it takes to do something like this leads one down some pretty creepy pathways. In a Richard Ramirez/John Wayne Gacy kind of way. To say "obsession" is putting it mildly. In fact, has anyone ever seen Richard Ramirez and the annoying little man in the same place at the same time?
Coincidence?
On a brighter note. Sophia, if you're out there and still welding (I believe that was her artistic medium), don't hesitate to PM me and the rest of your fans! We'll buy lunch. And whatever else is on the menu.
Cheers
[QUOTE=Tucker40]Sophia was working there last Spring (ran into her after a Spring Training game and reconnected a couple times). At that time she was also working at the Super Cuts at a mall in Clearwater (forgive me if it's a different quick-cuttery kind of irrelevant, since she was "let go" from that place between the second and third time I saw her). Then one day she just flitted away again. So who knows, maybe she'll pop back into YS again or is working at another club. She was an amazing amount of fun in back.
As for that annoying guy, I thought was at that other club listing -- the one that doesn't require registration.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Tucker40]As for that annoying guy, I thought was at that other club listing -- the one that doesn't require registration.[/QUOTE]
I think it is the strip club list site and not tuscl. I stop in and read the YS section every once in a while. Some of his stuff is kind of funny but it does make the site pretty useless.
My feeling is that it is a former employee or customer who holds some kind of a grudge. They need to let it go.
I bet they (LE) will be more active on both sides of the bay after this story.
[url]http://www.theledger.com/article/20090516/NEWS/905175001/1410?Title=Busted-Tampa-Sex-Ring-Enslaved-Women[/url]
Claims they were sex slaves at strip clubs.
You're right...it is Stripclublist, not TUSCL.
I was pretty bummed out when TUSCL went to a pay model, because I thought it was the better of the two. You can get a limited time membership by submitting reports, though, so I will occasionally draw on my vast mental reservoir of strip club experiences to post a report and get access for a couple weeks if I'm going to a new city for work and I'm trying to pick up as much as I can about the local offerings.
Of course, USASexGuide is always my reference of choice, because both of those sites tend to be pretty subtle when referring to anything beyond your typical lapdance...and that's not necessarily what I'm there for.
[QUOTE=Originalwook]I did venture down to Tampa on Sat. to checkout YS and left wishing I had just stayed at home. Aside from the aforementioned Chevon, there was not much to see. A few new dancers and if you like them tall with wide hips and plenty of tats, you are in luck. Me, that is not my cup of tea so I was bummed at the lack of talent.
Donnie, manager and closet perv was there as well. He spends way to much time checking the rooms. It is almost impossible to have any fun with him around. I much prefer Chuck and the afternoon shift. He hardly seems to care what goes on. Guess I will just need to start visiting in the afternoons and give the night shift a rest.[/QUOTE]It was 3mo ago and I was having a real nice dance w\victoria & he stop it ask me to leave & fired the poor girl.
[QUOTE=Chola]It was 3mo ago and I was having a real nice dance w\victoria & he stop it ask me to leave & fired the poor girl.[/QUOTE]
She should be back soon, that is how the game there is played. She breaks the rules, gets and big fine and is fired. In a couple of weeks she should be back again.
Plus, tell her to listen for his keys. He wears a big ring of keys and he will usually jingle them before he walks into the vip rooms.
Decided to stop in at Mons Venus last night . It was dead by Mons standards. Very Dead. You could actually walk around the stage without bumping into people. No lines as the mens room. No waiting for a spot for a dance. The couches were never full. First time I have ever seen it that way.
Because of the crowd, the ladies, always pushy, were extra pushy last night. I couldn't breath with having to say no. In my experience you say no once or twice and they leave you alone. Not last night. Some girls I had to tell no at least 10 times. Made the experience very unpleasant.
As for the talent. Way below par. Worst I have ever seen. I have my own type of girl, but there were maybe only 3 or 4 girls in the place that I would have even considered to spend my hard earned money on. I like black and latin women. For latin women, more specifically South American women.Only one Hispanic dancer and she was an average PR girl. 4 or 5 Black girls, only 2 were worth my cash. I watched them dance and I was not impressed so I passed on them also.
Finally spotted a girl I liked and partaked in a few dances. Her name was Haley. I thought she was South American. Very exotic looking woman. Ended up, she was a white girl who has lived in Tampa all her life. But she had the look I like. Was very nice. Wasn't getting much business. After my first go around, I stayed for another hour looking around and making sure I didn't miss anyone. I finally decided to partake with Haley again. This girl is very beautiful. White girl with brownish blond hair and looks like she could have a bit of Colombian or Venezuelan, or Argentian in her.Wasn't your typical looking blond. As hot as she was, her, like all the other girls were not making any money. Alot of non spenders in there. It would be hard to turn down Haley but many did. I can now see how bad the economy is for everyone.
If ever there was a time for Takeout at Mons, I believe now would be the time.
Although Haley was great, if I had been a first timer to Mons last night, I would have not been impressed. Where are all those laid off hot Secretaries at? I was figuring I would see more hotties in there than less.
Oh well. I found the right girl and had a good time, except for the constant bombardment of the phase "You Wanna Dance?" SO it was all good!
Cruised in on Wednesday night between 10 and 11. I walked into a showtime coming offstage and had to fend off the special from every dancer before I got a bottle of water.
The only dancer that caught my eye was a cute tight young spinner, the rest were not, and as usual she was the only one that did not approach me once or twice during the showtime but disappeared in the back.
I thought I would warm up at the stage for awhile in case the spinner came out for a stage dance.
Nope, but within 15 minutes there was another showtime and the spinner again was the only dancer that did not come by, but instead sat at the back of the room. I should have taken this as a sign but on my way back from tipping at the stage I shot her a couple of long glances. Finally she came over, sat on the arm of my chair and asked if I wanted a dance? I said "probably but I don't even know you". Said her name was "Iriana" (probably wrong spelling) It was hard to hear but she said with an "I" not an "A". Extremely cute, somewhat hispanic/black, whatever, nice mix. Said she had been there 6 months and this was the first club she danced at.
I asked what kind of special dances she had and she said 3 for 50 and you take care of me I'll take care of you. This all sounded good and that body was bangin so off to the VIP!
She was careful to wait till the next song before starting. Now she was wearing some kind of a strappy bathing suit with a separate top. A bit into the first dance the top came off, lots of hard fast gyrating, I asked her to slow down, but she didn't take the hint. She didn't take the bottom off til into the 2nd dance, then SURPRISE she had a thong on under that!
I was not sure that was coming off until I said "I thought this was full nude dancing.
Part way into the 3rd dance the thong came off.
So I got a bikini dance, followed by a topless dance, followed by a nude dance.
Worst of all the meager contact was far from sensual or erotic. In fact it was so hard and fast I was happy when it ended!
I don't know if this girl was really clueless or just had a well developed routine to minimize any real fun.
I have had so many good times over the years at Ybor Strip, but now it has really become Scarletts.
So no having to park over at the Taco Bell for Venus you say?