Massage Parlor Reports

Well thanks, Jack, you saved me the disappointment. I am trying to uphold my standards.

[QUOTE=Jack76;2052410]Lisa doesn't do FS (at least not on the first visit) and she's not really young or attractive.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jack76;2052410]Lisa doesn't do FS (at least not on the first visit) and she's not really young or attractive.[/QUOTE]Actually she does, I got FS on the first visit, she's in the mid 30 . If you prefer younger girls with FS try some on IVES DARY area.

Anyone ever try the place at 9272 SW 40TH? A review on eccie says evertthing can be had.

[URL]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-outcall-available-asian-sweeties-excellent-3053810734-25/25154924[/URL]

[QUOTE=VeryScary;2054111]Anyone ever try the place at 9272 SW 40TH? A review on eccie says evertthing can be had.

[URL]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-outcall-available-asian-sweeties-excellent-3053810734-25/25154924[/URL][/QUOTE]I did visit this place one night a few weeks back. 70 house, got this young asian girl, really nice thick body, not chubby but ass to grab and thick thighs and full sweater meats. She wanted 1.5 for FS a paper for brains. I tried to bargain her down but she insisted she is young and deserves better. Nice massage but I ended up passing. You can get FS for a lot less.

[QUOTE=Rico1000;2054963]I did visit this place one night a few weeks back. 70 house, got this young asian girl, really nice thick body, not chubby but ass to grab and thick thighs and full sweater meats. She wanted 1.5 for FS a paper for brains. I tried to bargain her down but she insisted she is young and deserves better. Nice massage but I ended up passing. You can get FS for a lot less.[/QUOTE]I got quoted $$ for FS and $.50 for brains! This girls are crazy.

[QUOTE=Rico1000;2054963]I did visit this place one night a few weeks back. 70 house, got this young asian girl, really nice thick body, not chubby but ass to grab and thick thighs and full sweater meats. She wanted 1.5 for FS a paper for brains. I tried to bargain her down but she insisted she is young and deserves better. Nice massage but I ended up passing. You can get FS for a lot less.[/QUOTE]Is her name Tina?

[QUOTE=ShockRt;2053815]Actually she does, I got FS on the first visit, she's in the mid 30 . If you prefer younger girls with FS try some on IVES DARY area.[/QUOTE]Just got back from a session with Lisa. Great massage, a really hard massage. On the flip nice and sauve. Offered FS on the first visit for $1. Didn't bring that much in, never do on the first visit not knowing what to expect. Anyway, lots of roaming on my part, bra and pants off, would only allow rubbing the kitty over her panties.

Good experience overall. $.6 for the house and a $.4 tip. Will return with a benjy for FS.

[QUOTE=ShockRt;2053815]Actually she does, I got FS on the first visit, she's in the mid 30 . If you prefer younger girls with FS try some on IVES DARY area.[/QUOTE]Whats the damage on that?

[QUOTE=YouAreMyStar;2058567]Whats the damage on that?[/QUOTE]Just 1 benjamin.

[QUOTE=Rico1000;2054963]I did visit this place one night a few weeks back. 70 house, got this young asian girl, really nice thick body, not chubby but ass to grab and thick thighs and full sweater meats. She wanted 1.5 for FS a paper for brains. I tried to bargain her down but she insisted she is young and deserves better. Nice massage but I ended up passing. You can get FS for a lot less.[/QUOTE]Checked that place (Bird and 92nd) out on Thursday night around 11. Another guy walked in just before I did so I waited a bit until he was out of the lobby and went in. Two girls come out. One was a little older and heavier and used to work at one of the other places down here, maybe the one on Miller and 107th Ave. The other was cute and younger but had a bit of an attitude. She told me I had to wait 10 or 15 minutes and I said I was going to walk around. She demanded I tell her if I was going to come back or not so she could get ready for me. I said no thanks and left. Went to the place on Bird Rd. (SW 40th St) and 106th Ave. I've been there before but not for a while. A 40 ish bigger girl greeted me and asked me if I wanted 30 or 60 minutes, I asked who is giving the massage, she replied "I am, and you will like very much" I wasn't really into it so I was getting ready to leave and she said one hour free table shower, very good massage I promise. So I said what the hell and handed over the 70.

As we were going to the room there were two girls washing up the shower room. One was cute and young with orange and blonde highlights. I peaked in and asked "who is she?" but this chick made me keep going to the room and that was the last I saw of the cutie. I asked what about the table shower and she said massage first, then shower. I've done it the other way around but I have to say this way was good and made sense because you don't leave with any oil on you. The massage was mediocre. I like them hard but this one was borderline painful at times and she kept going over the same spot (shoulder blades) over and over again. I finally had to say no more on the shoulders. About 45 minutes into it. She did the light tickle which of course led to the flip which in turn led to the most important muscle we have. She asked how much I was going to tip her, I replied I'm not sure how much I have left but the tip will be as good as the job she does. It was a bit mechanical. Limited roaming, huge grape-like nipples and a prostate exam finished it off. The table shower was very thorough but a little harsh. At times it felt like she was scrubbing the side of my boat after it's been sitting in the water for two months. Shampoo, conditioner, the works. I haven't been that clean in years! Got dressed, and handed her 40. She asked if I could give her 50 because she did a very good job and we went 15 minutes over the hour. Normally I would have just left but I want to come back and check out the young blonde so I gave her the extra 10 and left.

After a disappointing run on Okeechobee Rd I developed an appetite for Asian pussy (fuck the cheating dishonest Latina hoez), so I remembered the great reviews of Ni-cee at the Lucky Massage off Bird Road and 84th (a few doors down from the Asian market). So I headed there late evening and to my surprise found this really decent looking China woman in the lobby hooked up to her earphones on a laptop. It was none other than Ni-cee herself and she was all alone. Good start.

It looked like it was real slow so even though she insisted on 1 hour for 60, I went for HH for 40. She called an older China woman who came right away from the market to man the lobby (hmmm, there's a connection with the market? Don't know...). I swear we weren't 5 minutes into the massage when she leans into my ear and asked "you want more than massage?" I nodded and she asked how much. I said I want pussy; she said 100. I said no-can-do but I'll give you another 40 and if you do a good job I'll come back often and pay you 100, and there might even be an extra tip attached. She didn't answer, just giggled, but proceeded to tickle my balls from the back.

On the flip she asked if I had a condom! I was elated, and of course having read the reviews I was fully equipped. Down came her pants and she said "one position only". No problem girl, I love Chinese cowgirls. And she rode me real good to completion.

I must say no foul odor, looked pretty clean although a hint of bad breath, and a pretty good looking puss. As she did not remove her top I was not able to size up her tits. Not bad for 80 smackers, though clearly I could have done more for just another Jackson. I do think this Ni-cee is nearing the end of her run cuzz she seemed real tired. She said she works 7 days 9-11 and that's got to be grinding, but I suppose she's making as much dough as she can so she can send it back to China or something.

Will repeat so I can have my way with her. In the meantime I definitely recommend, and thanks to those mongers who first reported on her.

So as I'm browsing the massage section in BP I run across this ad below and wanted to know if it was worth the drive. Let me know brothers. Thanks.

[URL]http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/looking-for-a-great-deep-tissue-massage-give-me-a-call/25217601[/URL]

[QUOTE=RealTalk;2064617]So as I'm browsing the massage section in BP I run across this ad below and wanted to know if it was worth the drive. Let me know brothers. Thanks.

[URL]http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/looking-for-a-great-deep-tissue-massage-give-me-a-call/25217601[/URL][/QUOTE]This is not a review but what she said is "broscience".

"Ion Foot Detox ($30 by itself / $20 with any other service).

The negatively charged ions are absorbed through our skin. They travel through the body and attach themselves to toxic substances with the opposite charge. Since most toxins in our body are positive in charge, (I.e. Heavy metals ions), they will be conveniently neutralized so they can more easily be eliminated via our body's natural eliminative channels. Most importantly, they have been neutralized and can no longer wreck havoc with our hormones, our nervous systems, our organs, and our tissues.

LOL just no.

You guys need to get your eyes checked. I went to the place on 84th & Bird road tonight. I asked who's available. I saw 3 different girls and not one of them were attractive. I walked out. I guess beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but I don't see how you guys pay for that. You could probably get that for free.

[QUOTE=VeryScary;2067394]You guys need to get your eyes checked. I went to the place on 84th & Bird road tonight. I asked who's available. I saw 3 different girls and not one of them were attractive. I walked out. I guess beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but I don't see how you guys pay for that. You could probably get that for free.[/QUOTE]Exactly, I've seen the three that work there and I don't think I could even bring myself to do FS with any one of them.