Strip Club Reports

Hey, I've never been to KH8, and it's been a while since I've been to Starz. Are lap dances $15 at both places? And how are they on a Saturday afternoon?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Okay Playa]
She offered a HJ for. 7. Kinda steep. So, I just got a dance for. 2...

Then she provided the dance. It was moist down there and felt almost too good to be only a dance. I checked twice. Which made me a little nervous because there was no rubber. After the song, she kept going until the we were half way into the next song. She asked if I wanted a second dance and I respectfully decline.

Probably the best dance ever.[/QUOTE]

Okay Playa:

Are you describing bbfs for .2? Or do you mean something else?

[QUOTE=Rail Monkey]Okay Playa:

Are you describing bbfs for .2? Or do you mean something else?[/QUOTE]I meant Italian. Still learning the lingo here.

Hey guys,

I've been lurking here on and off for a few years (wow, time goes by fast). I really appreciate the Strip Club Reports in this thread. Thanks for all the info. Also, Baldy, thanks for all the detailed reports as well as the pics.

I've never been to KH8, but I've been thinking about checking it out. Are there mostly black girls here or are there mixed black, latina, or white girls who might provide VHM or UHM? (nothing against the chocolate, but that's just my preference.)

Also, I used to know a girl who danced under the name of Bianca at the Jet last summer- light-skinned, mixed black girl with 1 kid, I think. She might have had strawberry tattoo next to or above her pussy. She was living with her possessive lesbian girlfriend at the time and of course had to tell me all about her confused, bi-sexual drama, LOL. She gave me some really great attention at the Jet. Too bad she got kicked out of the Jet after a fight with one of the girls. Had her number, but it was disconnected when I finally got around to calling her several months after she gave it to me. Anyone ever come across her at KH8 or any other spot?

Hit the Trifecta last weekend and visited 3 clubs from Samantha's empire - First King, King Henry and Starz.

Saturday hit up KH8 in the afternoon and got taken care of by Princess!
Yes, that Princess! CBJ, sucked on the titties, raw grind, HJ.
Those titties are a wonder to behold!
Was in there for a long time, about 4 dances, she would bring me to the edge and I'd tell her to slow down at which point she'd start grinding me or showing me her ass while I played with her pussy on top of the panties.
Total damage? $80 bucks (4 dances plus a $20 tip)!!!

I had always been meaning to visit First King so I took the plunge after Princess coaxed the log nog out of my sack. The club is a little ghetto but damn all that new strange really worked me up. Finally settled on Sincere. Apparently she is having a party on the 29th, you should check her out. Typical brickhouse body, ass and titties for days. Anyhow, she was really nice and flirty and I was sold. Like Baldy mentioned earlier, this joint has way more privacy. During the first song, the pants were already coming down. Gave me a few bare strokes and licks and continued with a HJ until I got nice and hard. She did a little dance. Let me suck on the tits as I squeezed her nice plump ass. Didn't play with the pussy...when the second song started she asked me "Is all you want a dance?" to which I replied, "I'd like whatever you're offering" Yeah I know, corny, but she smiled and handed me a condom and said, "Well put it on, baby!" and we were off to the races. I don't know if it was because I was drunk or because I had already busted a nut about an hour in Princess' lovely mouth, but I lasted 3 more songs before making the baby batter in the rubber. She was great too, when I told her I was coming, she kept riding me for about a minute after, almost killing me with her type of kindness. Total damage? $100 - (4 songs and a $40 tip).

I was going to hit up Starz right after that just to complete the Tri-Fecta of Poonanny, but I had to meet the SO in less than an hour. But I did manage to visit Starz the next day.


Saw my standby Bella and she took care of me upstairs. Very sexy girl, friendly and she seems to enjoy being a Ho which is always a beautiful thing, not dogging her, hell I know I'm a Trick, so I appreciate her honesty. She doesn't fuck, but she gave me an awesome HJ. I swear her hand felt like a pussy with her spit all over it. She stroked me all the while grinding that fine ass all over me. She also has the most amazing tits and lets you suck on them and she moans and calls you "Daddy" while you motorboat those babies, a real boner-inducer for sure. She also lets you play with her pussy, but no FIV action. Anyhow, about two dances later I asked her if she had a napkin to clean up as I was getting to that point. She didn't have one so she bounced over to the bar to grab a few, what a sight seeing her scuttle away in clear heels, spilling out all over the place, knowing that that fine piece of ass is gonna finish you off. I'm pretty sure I was in there for what felt like 3 dances but when I asked her how much I owed her she said "$30 Daddy!" I was in disbelief so I tipped her $15 bucks and she was so happy to get it. IF you catch Bella, buy her a drink beforehand, she gives great conversation too! Goddamn I love America.

[QUOTE=ChestRockwell]Hit the Trifecta last weekend and visited 3 clubs from Samantha's empire. First King, King Henry and Starz.

Saturday hit up KH8 in the afternoon and got taken care of by Princess!

Yes, that Princess! CBJ, sucked on the titties, raw grind, HJ.

Those titties are a wonder to behold!

Was in there for a long time, about 4 dances, she would bring me to the edge and I'd tell her to slow down at which point she'd start grinding me or showing me her ass while I played with her pussy on top of the panties.

Total damage? $80 bucks (4 dances plus a $20 tip)!

I had always been meaning to visit First King so I took the plunge after Princess coaxed the log nog out of my sack. The club is a little ghetto but damn all that new strange really worked me up. Finally settled on Sincere. Apparently she is having a party on the 29th, you should check her out. Typical brickhouse body, ass and titties for days. Anyhow, she was really nice and flirty and I took the plunge. Like Baldy mentioned earlier, this joint has way more privacy. During the first song, the pants were already coming down. Gave me a few bare strokes and licks and continued with a HJ until I got nice and hard. She did a little dance. Let me suck on the tits as I squeezed her nice plump ass. Didn't play with the pussy. When the second song started she asked me "Is all you want a dance? " to which I replied, "I'd like whatever you're offering" Yeah I know, corny, but she smiled and handed me a condom and said, "Well put it on, baby! " and we were off to the races. I don't know if it was because I was drunk or because I had already busted a nut about an hour in Princess' lovely mouth, but I lasted 3 more songs before making the baby batter in the rubber. She was great too, when I told her I was coming, she kept riding me for about a minute after, almost killing me with her type of kindness. Total damage? $100. (4 songs and a $40 tip).

I was going to hit up Starz right after that just to complete the Tri-Fecta of Poonanny, but I had to meet the SO in less than an hour. But I did manage to visit Starz the next day.

Saw my standby Bella and she took care of me upstairs. Very sexy girl, friendly and she seems to enjoy being a Ho which is always a beautiful thing, not dogging her, hell I know I'm a Trick, so I appreciate her honesty. She doesn't fuck, but she gave me an awesome HJ. I swear her hand felt like a pussy with her spit all over it. She stroked me all the while grinding that fine ass all over me. She also has the most amazing tits and lets you suck on them and she moans and calls you "Daddy" while you motorboat those babies, a real boner-inducer for sure. She also lets you play with her pussy, but no FIV action. Anyhow, about two dances later I asked her if she had a napkin to clean up as I was getting to that point. She didn't have one so she bounced over to the bar to grab a few, what a sight seeing her scuttle away in clear heels, spilling out all over the place, knowing that that fine piece of ass is gonna finish you off. I'm pretty sure I was in there for what felt like 3 dances but when I asked her how much I owed her she said "$30 Daddy! " I was in desbelief so I tipped her $15 bucks and she was so happy to get it. IF you catch Bella, buy her a drink beforehand, she gives great conversation too! Goddamn I love America. [/QUOTE]Did you get a CBJ (coughCoveredBlowJobcough) from Princess? Or does that CBJ mean something else?

I've seen her at KH several times and she does look terrific. Fun to flirt with and she looks sexy as hell. But, in my limited experience at KH, she was comparable to a Escalade in regards to mileage, compared to some of those hybrids (LOL) that work with her.

I did get her digits and we were supposed to meet one night, but something strange came up on her end and she had to cancel.

If you did get a CBJ from her, Chest Rockwell's got game.

I know everyone's mileage varies, but wondering if there is more on the menu with Princess inside the club.

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=ChestRockwell]
"She also has the most amazing tits and lets you suck on them and she moans and calls you "Daddy" while you motorboat those babies, a real boner-inducer for sure."


You motor-boatin' son of a b*tch! Hahaha... nice job CR!

Well, I hit two of the three clubs last weekend, Starz and then First King. Starz was pretty empty in the afternoon on Sat, and I wasn't real impressed with the talent. Actually, the two waitresses were far hotter than any of the dancers. One of them, a light skinned black girl with shoulder length straight hair, I was dying to get some laps from, but she said she doesn't dance. DAMN!

So after a while I bailed, and headed to FK. The dancers at FK had the Starz dancers beat by a mile. And there were more of them. I hadn't been there since they'd added the curtained area. Last time I was there it was laps on bar stools as I recall.

I also had some dances from Sincere, and my experience wasn't nearly as good.

I'm watching the stage dances and she sits down and slides her hands up my shorts leg. Instantly I'm hooked . She gave a great come on, saying she wanted to make sure I nut. Seemed like a really nice girl. But her dances were nothing more than facing away from me, pushing her butt in my crotch, and pounding away for an entire dance. So I had to tell her to hold on, turn around, and hey, how 'bout an HJ or something? And she was almost "eww! Um, yeah, okay, but I charge extra for that. ", and I said fine, whatever. So she ended up doing a pretty mechanical job. I don't know, it was just kinda weird.

I'll definitely be back though. It's just a fun club, and the layout is great. But I also need to check out Bella at Starz. She sounds like lots o' fun. Anyone know what her schedule is?

[QUOTE=Favorite]Did you get a CBJ (coughCoveredBlowJobcough) from Princess? Or does that CBJ mean something else?

I've seen her at KH several times and she does look terrific. Fun to flirt with and she looks sexy as hell. But, in my limited experience at KH, she was comparable to a Escalade in regards to mileage, compared to some of those hybrids (LOL) that work with her.

I did get her digits and we were supposed to meet one night, but something strange came up on her end and she had to cancel.

If you did get a CBJ from her, Chest Rockwell's got game.

I know everyone's mileage varies, but wondering if there is more on the menu with Princess inside the club.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]


CBJ = Covered Beej

Princess is a common stripper name, maybe your Princess is another girl.

BTW, I don't have game but my friends Washington, Hamilton and Lincoln do!

Bella works the day shift, the days seem to vary. Bella is a cool chick. She seems like the kind of woman that would totally dress down, put on a backwards baseball cap, go out to a Dodger game with me and such back a just as many beers as I would; then take me home, change into a slinky dress and stripper heels and fuck me til my balls were drained dry. Well, that's my fantasy anyway, ya know?

OK, so I've been trying to get a handle on this tipping thing for a while. Based on recent reports, it looks like $5 per song tip for a CBJ or a "handy" and $10 per song if you get up in 'dem drawers. Is that about right?

[QUOTE=Jerikson40]Well, I hit two of the three clubs last weekend, Starz and then First King. Starz was pretty empty in the afternoon on Sat, and I wasn't real impressed with the talent. Actually, the two waitresses were far hotter than any of the dancers. One of them, a light skinned black girl with shoulder length straight hair, I was dying to get some laps from, but she said she doesn't dance. DAMN!

So after a while I bailed, and headed to FK. The dancers at FK had the Starz dancers beat by a mile. And there were more of them. I hadn't been there since they'd added the curtained area. Last time I was there it was laps on bar stools as I recall.

I also had some dances from Sincere, and my experience wasn't nearly as good.

I'm watching the stage dances and she sits down and slides her hands up my shorts leg. Instantly I'm hooked . She gave a great come on, saying she wanted to make sure I nut. Seemed like a really nice girl. But her dances were nothing more than facing away from me, pushing her butt in my crotch, and pounding away for an entire dance. So I had to tell her to hold on, turn around, and hey, how 'bout an HJ or something? And she was almost "eww! Um, yeah, okay, but I charge extra for that. ", and I said fine, whatever. So she ended up doing a pretty mechanical job. I don't know, it was just kinda weird.

I'll definitely be back though. It's just a fun club, and the layout is great. But I also need to check out Bella at Starz. She sounds like lots o' fun. Anyone know what her schedule is?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DarthRaider666]Bella works the day shift, the days seem to vary. Bella is a cool chick. She seems like the kind of woman that would totally dress down, put on a backwards baseball cap, go out to a Dodger game with me and such back a just as many beers as I would; then take me home, change into a slinky dress and stripper heels and fuck me til my balls were drained dry. Well, that's my fantasy anyway, ya know?

OK, so I've been trying to get a handle on this tipping thing for a while. Based on recent reports, it looks like $5 per song tip for a CBJ or a "handy" and $10 per song if you get up in 'dem drawers. Is that about right?[/QUOTE]


I have my pricing scale and this has worked for me so far:

FS = Pay 100 MAX songs included

BJ = Pay 80 MAX songs included

HJ = Pay 60 MAX songs included

I've read your reports Darth so I don't need to school you on the etiquette of the game. You understand the importance of putting in a little work, that is, frequenting the joint, buying drinks, tipping on stage, chatting up the ladies.
So newbies, don't go in there demanding anything to happen, because that attitude will get you nowhere. Smelling good and not dressing like a bum helps your game too!

I'm sure some gal on the street can do it for less but these girls have overhead including breaking off the clubs $5 dollars per dance plus they must adhere to the ridiculous tip culture of the service industry, where every employee EXPECTS a tip from the ladies at the end of their shift. After you factor that in, it seems like a pretty good deal to me!


CR

Seems like most of the reports here are for the black clubs. Doesn't anyone go to clubs with white or asian girls?

Don't get me wrong, the Baldy reports are all kinds of fun to read and if I was into black girls I'd be at those places ever day!

But. What does everyone think is the best value for a lapdance at a club besides the 3 clubs we see here all the time?

At the jet strip I can get a 3min lap (topless) for $30. Thats $10/min with guaranteed feeding at least. Day shift there is a 30% or so chance of a HE (100% if you know who is who).

Wed night you can do a 30min in the private room for $250 which is $8. 33/min. Of course thats night shift, so I don't think you'll get a HE.

So what about it, is there a better deal out there in LA?

[QUOTE=ChestRockwell]CBJ = Covered Beej

Princess is a common stripper name, maybe your Princess is another girl.

BTW, I don't have game but my friends Washington, Hamilton and Lincoln do![/QUOTE]

Yeah, those three have mad game, particularly in combinations!

BC is not for Baldy Cruiser, but for Barbary Coast.

I haven't read much about in this forum, but I thought I'd TOFTT. I was thinking about Starz, but cover / dances was steep. I wanted something more low key and new.

Report.

BC is 18+, nude dances, no alcohol served. So, audience looked young (which is funny, because all the dancers thought I was 19).

Cover - $10 with 2 drink minimum, but 1 drink is OK when slow.

Strippers - Beautiful, younger, better bodies, tight bodies, better dancers, nude dances, and beautiful (mostly 7s to 9)

Roster for Wednesday:

Paradise - A stallion. Perfection. Long hair, chinky eyes, ass that is amazing, great smile, long legs, tats, just wonderful. She is too pretty for this industry. Great body and a beautiful face - she kinda looks like Aalyiah. A friend got a dance and he said "great lapdance for $10, but no mileage."

Brownie - perfect name, pretty puss, great dancer, kinda boring.

Taylor - Aggressive...I spit some game, but she wasn't biting. She is cute and fun. You might be able to get mileage from her if the game is tight and the price is right.

Candy - She looks tasty, she was a 9, soft skin, nice bottom, great attitude. Acted dumb when I through the invite out there...she thought I wanted 6 dances for $60. LOL.

Unknown Name (Half Black / Half Asian) - Looks - 8, Dancing - 10, Attitude - 2 - she just wanted to go home. I didn't even bother.

Great roster for a Wednesday Night.

Lapdances = $10. They play the song from beginning to end. Curtains.

Mileage or Extras = Maybe my game was off, but none the chicks bit on my bait. I don't have a script, but I let it be known that I am in the game for a little bit more. They didn't catch on like at KH8.

Correct me if I am wrong, but my analysis of BC is this - great eye candy, limited mileage.

I TOFFT to see why BC isn't discussed much on this board.

[QUOTE=ChestRockwell]

I've read your reports Darth so I don't need to school you on the etiquette of the game. You understand the importance of putting in a little work, that is, frequenting the joint, buying drinks, tipping on stage, chatting up the ladies.
So newbies, don't go in there demanding anything to happen, because that attitude will get you nowhere. Smelling good and not dressing like a bum helps your game too!

CR[/QUOTE]

So true. I can't tell you how many guys have come up to me in the club and asked, "so what will she give me"? I usually tell 'em "well, what she will do for ME is probably a lot more than she will do for YOU." Being a simple human being goes a long way in a strip club. I mean if you are a jackass, but you have Bill Gates type cash, well, OK they will overlook that because hey they are there for cash. But, if you are a jackass AND are cheap, well THAT is unforgivable.