2000-2004 Archived Reports

To ogman,

Please tell me where you got a BBBJ for $20 in DC, not even for 20, just tell me where you scored a BBBJ anywhere in DC. I would be most appreciative.

Romeo

Wiseborn/ Trugsbear

Have you guys checked out the new Spanish spots for $30. Can I you back channel me the info. This sounds like my kind of place.

Secret2.

ogman,

Thanks for the info. One question, are the areas you described near the Westin on M NW. St?

Black Knight, thanks for responding to my post.

Is there something particular to DC about you warning against SW, or is this just a general reference to the risks involved. I do have an SO, but I partake of escorts and SW in San Francisco and wherever my business may take me (such as DC).

SF street prices vary by location. In the Tenderloin, tops is about .6 CBJ, $ CFS. In the Mission, about half that. Sometimes you luck into better deals. Are DC street prices comparable?

IHC Report 1818 New York Ave. Second Floor, Always seems to be adequate parking in lot surrounded by fence.

Saw Judy. She says she will be there for two more weeks. This may or may not be correct. I am not sure they actually know their schedules. Had to wait for Judy as only two working and LL grabbed the first girl out of the door. I had tried to bait him into springing onto the Mamasam but he was way too savvy to fall for that old dodge. Actually, LL was suffering the withdrawals from his Thailand experience and I knew that he might not be able to wait for the second girl.

Judy -- good table shower, everything washed. Very good massage. Asked for deep and got it. She stood on my back. After massage, flipped me and got down to business. No asian. Massage solid 8.

Judy -- 5-2, 100 pounds, pretty face, nice figure, solid 7.5 on looks, better undressed than dressed, cowgirl, doggie, reverse cowgirl (nice posterior, excellent view) and miss. Skills B+/A-.

Would see her again. I have had consistently good service at IHC. YMMV as I am not in a position to give a warranty; however, if you put your $160 down you get an hour and fs.

For you newbies, always say you have been there before. I actually laugh when they ask me since I should probably have a plaque somewhere in the facility.

Dear hondaman:

Xsailor has good advice in his response to your post. An even easier option/possibility is to take the Metro Blue line to Farragut West, follow the signs to the Metro exit at I and 18th Streets, NW, then walk across the street to Castle Spa, 1716 I Street, NW. I wrote a glowing review on Castle back in mid-July.

Also check out the long post by Lovelos on July 23rd - several of the AMPs that he lists are close to a DC metro stop. Unfortunately you're probably going to have to go to DC to enjoy one of the AMPs - there just isn't much in Virginia due to the differing state and local laws.

LoveLOS:

After all that screwing around in Thailand, I would have thought you needed a few days to recover. It is always difficult to return to reality after a trip to Thailand.

Hondaman:

I agree with the Board that your best bet is to hop on the Metro and come on down to DC. The Crystal City Metro stop is only a few short blocks from the hotels. As noted by others, there are many good AMP in the area near the Metro stops in DC and you won't be disappointed. There is a nice strip club in Crystal City near 23rd St, I believe. Not fully nude but no cover and beers are reasonable.

DC trip report, Part one:

OK, so who can you believe, Hondo or me... I tell you it was his idea and he tells you it was my idea. Bottom line is we both had a helluva good time, so WTF?

I wanted to go to Olympic, but I called and Angie is "on vacation" (means gone forever) and they have all new girls now. OK, any AMP is good for me so Hondo drags me kicking and screaming to 1818/IHC. Ok, I went willingly.

My girl was Mimi. Ok face but a really nice bod. The shower facilities are small but nice, and the shower was decent, nothing exceptional. Mimi is new at IHC but has been in USA for a year, so there is enough english for a passable conversation, if it gets to that- lol. The massage was way above average, and I was pretty relaxed. CBJ was very pleasant and I was very pleased with HER choice of F/S position-doggie. Hondo apparantly enjoyed his romp also, but both of us were not ready for the long drive back to the land of no sex.

LoveLOS

Secret,

No, I haven't heard of them. backchanel me @ wiseborn77@yahoo.com

King Foil those prices are similar to DC's prices as always YMMV

Gave 1413 K another try. The overall experience was better than my last, but it was even more unusual. Arrived about 4:00PM Sat. The door as answered by a cute, short, lady in her mid twenties who showed me to my room and collected the house fee. I will refer to her as the acting manager. She returned to the room in about 2 minutes and took me to the shower. The shower was above average and all the right places got major attention.

After returning to the room, the “acting manager” leaves and brings back YoYo. Yo is tall, thing, mid 20’s. Not as attractive to me as the “acting manager”, but she would do in a pinch. Yo gives me a short, below par massage, maybe 4 min on each side. After words she asks what extras I want. I told her everything and pointed out the 5 Jacksons on the table (under my watch). She said she would get me another girl for the extras, she would only give massage because she was “messy” (indicates lower abdomen) today.

So she returns in a few minutes with Lily. Short, again mid 20’s, more to my liking in looks. We talk a little, and she asks what I did not like about the other girl. I explained and she checked the tip and left the room to “get ready”. I her about 2 min of not loud but not quite discussion in the hall. It was not in English, so I don’t know if it was about me or something else. Well Lily comes back in and she finished me off with about a B- performance. She has a nice body with great nipples. There were signs of recent childbirth, or a large sudden weight loss. Considering the rest of her body, I would vote for the childbirth. Lily was quite nice and talkative, better English than Yo, but still obviously her second language.

As I left the “acting manager” followed me out and asked if everything was all right. I told here things were a bit out of the normal, but it turned out OK.

Over all, I’m still on the fence about this place.

Hondo yer my hero. Thank you for letting me go first, but I could probably have waited for 10 minutes...

ToeTap,
Screw recovery dude, I want to continue my LOS trip forever. Reality bites, this trip was as close to continuing my Thailand adventures and finances would allow... LOL

DC trip report, Part two:
You have to understand that while Hondo is a mongering maniac, he was a SW virgin. He was living dangerously to ask the LoveLOS to give him a SW tour in DC. A few spots along NY came up empty but it was before midnight. Headed straight for Clicks to chill and wait for some action. Not much there, a fattie and the nice BSW that seemed more intent on her cell than to prop us. From the window I noted action on the street, so we headed out.

If you read Hondo's account of this tale, please note his ratings are based on his escort scale. IMO the SW scale needs a curve, so I would add at least +1 to his ratings, as K-L st hookas are as fine as you would find anywhere (in this country)...

It was raining, so the numbers were seriously thinner than usual, but there was some nice booty out there. I think Hondo was drooling, but it may have just been the rain wetting the streets, not sure. I led him to Archies, but his decision was already made. He was going to pop his SW cherry... WTF?

Noticed a truly fine WSW with her above average friend, but the sight of two guys walking around together shopping for SW made them think LE and they bolted.

SW mongering is a solo sport, so I made an executive decision I would climb the stairway to heaven for some more Asian lovin to help with the LOS recovery, and Hondo could have the car without the problem of locating two SWs who would play together.

The LE in the area had told a girl that K & L were closed and to move on up to M. Note to all - look on M st if pickins are slim on the regular track!

Hondo did well with his selection, and he has posted the report. I watched in some trepidation as he drove away and it occurred to me I was now without wheels. Trust... On to Downtown.

I asked for Bibi, per XSailor's previous recomendations. Although she knew she had not been with me, we chatted and she found I knew XS personally, which was my ticket to first class treatment. Thanks, my friend. (BTW - Don't ask me what his name is.) Great shower, good conversation, and a great session. It's funny, but attitude makes a serious difference.

XS, I know you like them first, and this was a first at an AMP--I didn't get no massage. Instead, Bibi just cuddled up in my arms and we napped together. It was perfect therapy, how the hell did she know that was exactly what I needed after a week in Thailand? She treated me just like a Thai girl on LT...

Then that jerk Hondo called and spoiled the whole thing. Needing a ride home, I dressed and said my goodbyes to Bibi. Outside the good looking BSW girl from Clicks tried to prop me, but I was one contented monger...

LoveLOS

PS Day one report from LOS coming within the hour...

Lovelos,

I knew you didn't need much recovery time from the LOS trip! Glad you had a great time with BiBi. That's what this board is about! share information. She does seem to have the unexplainable ability to read your mind and give you just what you need at the time! Althought some have posted she is too aggressive????? well as they say YMMV.

BTW, the good looking BSW you saw outside Clicks wouldn't be named Karen would she?

I might add there seems to be a hell of a lot more lurkers than posters on this board, as evidenced by Hondo's pic post being viewed 619 time at this post! I can't believe he got that in house for 80 bucks? Hondo..are you sure you didn't slip some more tip$$$$?

Happy hunting dudes....you lurkers sign up and start posting!

XSailor

Wash D.C. Street report Clarification in response to X-Sailor's learned observations.

Tiffany Second pop was another $20.00. Did not want to misrepresent the cost/value equation. She provided the covers although you were free to bring your own. She also did drink about $1.50 in Jim Beam from my flask but that should be considered a graituity. (Based on my limited experience with SWs I think a flask should be part of the kit. )

Anyway, back to Tiffany, she was on the eros-dc board for a while but her info seems to be gone now. I don't know if she is still working DC or not. She is worth the money at twice the cost.

Hondo Lane Your reporter in the field

[Quote] from Xsailor:
[i]BTW, the good looking BSW you saw outside Clicks wouldn't be named Karen would she?

I might add there seems to be a hell of a lot more lurkers than posters on this board, as evidenced by Hondo's pic post being viewed 619 time at this post! I can't believe he got that in house for 80 bucks? Hondo..are you sure you didn't slip some more tip$$$$?[/i][/Quote] Xman,

I chatted with her and even gave her a "maybe next time" hug, but I didn't catch her name.

Well I can verify that the pics are of the girl Hondo went with... and I told him not to pay over $100. She was a cool kid, so I would guess there was some negotiation... The best part was she had a hotel so the lucky SOB didn't have to do it in the car and didn't have to pay for a room...

Just remember one thing about Hondo, he is usually quite reliable, but you cannot believe a word he says about me...

Last, you are right about lurkers!

Hey Lurkers,

This board is not limited to the 20 guys that post here regularly, they are the brotherhood, but feel free to join our ranks... If you guys think there is a lot to learn by lurking, just remember that the guys who post here all the time are talkin on the phone, or email, or at a bar, and we have 4x as much info, names of girls at AMPS or on the street, phone numbers, addresses etc... We get the intel days or weeks before we talk about it on the board, after we have tasted the fruits of our knowledge...

Re-read my encounter with Bibi. I could easily have gotten a very average ride from a girl who is suspicious as to why I knew to ask for her. But Xsailor was the key to my great session. Not bragging, but he has gotten good booty at my recommedation, and I guarantee neither of us will tell you shit until you have the credibility on this forum.

LoveLOS