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Best PSE: Kayla. She used to be a colleague of Trish, although they split ways. She is way, way UTR at this point, Ericson and I were mutual fans. Two great PSE events this year. First was while we were in the act, asked about some lube for the usual Greek event. She said I have Coconut Oil in the kitchen! Sounded hot because it was a totally inappropriate use of a food group. I am going at it with her back door, she is screaming "yes, yes!" then a light comes on in the living room. Her dad came home in the middle of our romp. Scary at the time, kinda hot / PSE in retrospect. Like being a couple of highschoolers, LOL. Second event was after, that one she and I were both in Orlando. Decided to meet at the Geneva. For $. 4 and twenty bucks of Shell regular, I got two hours of nonstop attention including light BDSM, blindfold, multiple pops, all access pass. Too bad she isn't returning my calls these days. Reformed for now I guess.[/QUOTE]Great report, Rifleman. It earns a cartoon.

[QUOTE=MosinNagant;4108529]Best BBBJ: (sorry, not essential for me).

Best PSE: Kayla. She used to be a colleague of Trish, although they split ways. She is way, way UTR at this point, Ericson and I were mutual fans. Two great PSE events this year. First was while we were in the act, asked about some lube for the usual Greek event. She said I have Coconut Oil in the kitchen! Sounded hot because it was a totally inappropriate use of a food group. I am going at it with her back door, she is screaming "yes, yes!" then a light comes on in the living room. Her dad came home in the middle of our romp. Scary at the time, kinda hot / PSE in retrospect. Like being a couple of highschoolers, LOL. Second event was after, that one she and I were both in Orlando. Decided to meet at the Geneva. For $. 4 and twenty bucks of Shell regular, I got two hours of nonstop attention including light BDSM, blindfold, multiple pops, all access pass. Too bad she isn't returning my calls these days. Reformed for now I guess.

Best Greek: little Sexy Me. Gorgeous MILF who just craves greek. Sometimes I can't hold out and finish in her tight VJ. She always seems disappointed with that, gets me going again to do one or two more rounds in her back door. Awesome! Nice person as well.

Best all around package: Kay (but see below).

Biggest Flake: Colleen. I guess I inquired too late in her spiral. Abundant life mistakes can be seen on her social media. Not sure if she will live out the year. Seriously.

Worst Downward Spiral: Kay (2nd award! Sadly, one of the best phucks I have ever had. Ever. As someone once penned, you don't fuck her she fucks you. She had a few legal challenges then seemed on the right road with a man in her life etc. That fell apart in a bad way, then she let invitations to review an all expense vacation go unanswered. She will be back in about a year or so. She could have any guy she wanted (if you are OK with tattoos) in the civilian world. Seems really bright, great sense of humor. She wins this award because she could be so great if she just got her stuff together.

Anyway, sorry for late response. Hope y'all have a great New Year.[/QUOTE]Kayla (Kirsten) is the best. Big time DADDY issues! She's gone a few more layers underground / UTR since Uncle LEO picked her up for sticky fingers back in Oct2018, but All her holes are willing for my occasional sticky cream. Very vocal on mutual climax, love it when she says "fill me up baby". Mmmm. Love that little body. Ample booty, nice thighs, hips, small waist, tiny titties with responsive nipples. Loves DATY, vocal, never says no. I still get bites here and there (not yet for 2019) by using her two email addresses. Not sure if she wants me to give those out. If I get a 2019 bite, I'll let you know. Hope to by the end of this month. Still waiting for second reply. Happy New Year.

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Two things at play here. The hierarchy only exists in your head. Street walkers are different kinds of hookers, they aren't worse hookers. Chicks know when they get into this game that it's a question of diminishing returns over time. The smart ones plan for that.

If she's selling pussy in the street then the post needs to be in the street walker section.

Actually three things, all you finger waggers need to learn to use the report post button as well.

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[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]If Admin doesn't want us talking about a non-advertising street walker here, Admin will set us straight.

[blue]What I would always prefer is you keep posts on threads like this about reviews and use the "Report Post" button for this kind of thing.

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I strongly agree with your assessment of Colleen. I saw her once in early December and it was a good experience. It matched what other guys were saying at the time. But when I saw her a few weeks ago, she was barely coherent. Actually, it was scary how out of it she was. That girl needs some help.

[QUOTE=MosinNagant;4108529]Best BBBJ: (sorry, not essential for me).

Best PSE: Kayla. She used to be a colleague of Trish, although they split ways. She is way, way UTR at this point, Ericson and I were mutual fans. Two great PSE events this year. First was while we were in the act, asked about some lube for the usual Greek event. She said I have Coconut Oil in the kitchen! Sounded hot because it was a totally inappropriate use of a food group. I am going at it with her back door, she is screaming "yes, yes!" then a light comes on in the living room. Her dad came home in the middle of our romp. Scary at the time, kinda hot / PSE in retrospect. Like being a couple of highschoolers, LOL. Second event was after, that one she and I were both in Orlando. Decided to meet at the Geneva. For $. 4 and twenty bucks of Shell regular, I got two hours of nonstop attention including light BDSM, blindfold, multiple pops, all access pass. Too bad she isn't returning my calls these days. Reformed for now I guess.

Best Greek: little Sexy Me. Gorgeous MILF who just craves greek. Sometimes I can't hold out and finish in her tight VJ. She always seems disappointed with that, gets me going again to do one or two more rounds in her back door. Awesome! Nice person as well.

Best all around package: Kay (but see below).

Biggest Flake: Colleen. I guess I inquired too late in her spiral. Abundant life mistakes can be seen on her social media. Not sure if she will live out the year. Seriously.

Worst Downward Spiral: Kay (2nd award! Sadly, one of the best phucks I have ever had. Ever. As someone once penned, you don't fuck her she fucks you. She had a few legal challenges then seemed on the right road with a man in her life etc. That fell apart in a bad way, then she let invitations to review an all expense vacation go unanswered. She will be back in about a year or so. She could have any guy she wanted (if you are OK with tattoos) in the civilian world. Seems really bright, great sense of humor. She wins this award because she could be so great if she just got her stuff together.

Anyway, sorry for late response. Hope y'all have a great New Year.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;4108689]Great report, Rifleman. It earns a cartoon.[/QUOTE]It was almost like that!

[QUOTE=JPerez0909;4109647]I strongly agree with your assessment of Colleen. I saw her once in early December and it was a good experience. It matched what other guys were saying at the time. But when I saw her a few weeks ago, she was barely coherent. Actually, it was scary how out of it she was. That girl needs some help.[/QUOTE]Completely agree with the spiral, I also enjoyed that dream during her first month of postings, and it was decent. She was coherent. Just not one that I wanted to repeat.

Colleen is at a higher class hotel in PB she left the 6 for a while she has tomorrow open from 9 am till 5 pm if anyone is interested.

This is not the Colleen on a spiraling downfall I don't know who that colleen is.

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[QUOTE=StymieChula;4112552]Colleen is at a higher class hotel in PB she left the 6 for a while she has tomorrow open from 9 am till 5 pm if anyone is interested.

This is not the Colleen on a spiraling downfall I don't know who that colleen is.

[URL]https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/lady-in-the-street-freak-in-the-sheets-loves-to-suck-n-fuck/12342576[/URL][/QUOTE]I am going to say that yes that is the same Colleen.

[QUOTE=StymieChula;4112552]Colleen is at a higher class hotel in PB she left the 6 for a while she has tomorrow open from 9 am till 5 pm if anyone is interested.

This is not the Colleen on a spiraling downfall I don't know who that colleen is.

[URL]https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/lady-in-the-street-freak-in-the-sheets-loves-to-suck-n-fuck/12342576[/URL][/QUOTE]That IS the downward spiraling Colleen. You must have gotten her on a good day.

Anybody know this one? She said she not new to brevard but ad says she is? She's staying at hotel on 192 and comms have been good so far.

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Snake.

[QUOTE=BillCypher;4113271]That IS the downward spiraling Colleen. You must have gotten her on a good day.[/QUOTE]Bill is correct. It is the same Colleen. Here's her latest STG ad.

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[QUOTE=BillCypher;4113271]That IS the downward spiraling Colleen. You must have gotten her on a good day.[/QUOTE]Yes indeed that's her.

I scheduled with her two weeks ago and walked out. Could barely understand what she was saying. Other members should heed these warnings. She has a nice body and would be a good provider if she cleaned her act up.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;4113481]Bill is correct. It is the same Colleen. Here's her latest STG ad.

[URL]http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/tight-juicy-needs-some-adult/446456514093[/URL].[/QUOTE]I have been with her over a half dozen times at least and not once has she ever been any kinda high.

I always have a great time with her I don't understand how my experience can been totally different than any of you guys I just don't get it.

I even seen her walking from shopping and picked her up a few times cause she close by me and she was always fine.

There is no way I am just hitting it at the right time if I am I hope my luck keeps up.

[QUOTE=Snake1999;4113393]Anybody know this one? She said she not new to brevard but ad says she is? She's staying at hotel on 192 and comms have been good so far.

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Snake.[/QUOTE]Hey Snake, had her do an outcall the other day. Her posting was only up for a day and then gone. Communicated via text set up outcall. She is basically brand new to the hobby, in like this is my first time. I actually believe it because she was so shy and nervous. She is probably late 20's or so. She is cute, thin with an young mom bod. Little baby damage but not distracting. Her BBBJ skills were excellent. So much so I would repeat just for that. She seems to be open for anything and takes direction well. Went from BBBJ to Cfs (mish to k9) She was super enthusiastic with anything we did. Her body and face are average but she makes up for it with her sweet personality. And more importantly she was on time! I did have to rein her in as far as donations. A bit unrealistic but I believe she'll work with you there. All and an ok experience.