EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

She's back!

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Have yet to have the pleasure, but have read nothing but great things.

One of the reviews on TER said the photos are old and not representative anymore and she put on a few pounds but did not look bad. He still had a great time and said she has a good attitude.

[QUOTE=StanCopier;3110413]She's back!

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Have yet to have the pleasure, but have read nothing but great things.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3111664]One of the reviews on TER said the photos are old and not representative anymore and she put on a few pounds but did not look bad. He still had a great time and said she has a good attitude.[/QUOTE]I've seen her many times, she has an athletic body, nothing flabby about it. And great attitude and skills. One of my faves!

[QUOTE=StanCopier;3110413]She's back!

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Have yet to have the pleasure, but have read nothing but great things.[/QUOTE]Bud she doesn't work at the MP, does she?

[QUOTE=Hobbyist256;3065102][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/russian-lovley-hands-in-and-outcalls/28449144[/URL]

I recently took a chance with this ad. She operates a massage room in the same basement as CT. Between her ad and the package of baby wipes next to the table, I thought I was in for a good time. But she kept me covered the whole time, even when I said it was unnecessary, and flat out refused to provide anything other than a legit massage.

I think it might have just been YMMV since I've been told I look like a cop before. But I don't think I'll be returning to try for a better outcome.[/QUOTE]Tried her today. I got a decent therapeutic massage, but shut out on the flip. I also was covered the whole time.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3028381]
When I made it out to the parking lot, I then noticed a nervous looking Liana from Tat's glancing around and dragging on a cigarette from inside her car. Her greasy, crimped blond hair and weak chin gave her away. Another Euro monger was pulling into the lot as I drove away. I feel bad for you, sir. Liana has a trashy, uneasy vibe and awful skills. I'm willing to bet that card left behind was for her and Tat's.[/QUOTE]Does she have not quite shoulder length hair, and was smoking in her car with the driver door open? I wasn't close enough to see if she had a weak chin, but she was sucking on a cancer stick like it was the last one on earth. I saw this as I was leaving my session today at the same location.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3113746]Does she have not quite shoulder length hair, and was smoking in her car with the driver door open? I wasn't close enough to see if she had a weak chin, but she was sucking on a cancer stick like it was the last one on earth. I saw this as I was leaving my session today at the same location.[/QUOTE]Yes! That's Lianna. She's an easy one for extras with a so-so massage. Honestly, there are many, many other Euros to chose from. Her bedside manner is sketchy and nervous. It kills the vibe. For a few dollars more, you could see somebody easy on the eyes at GH for an average massage with extras.

As far as this one, does she have a name she goes by?

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I'm wondering if her, Lianna, and CT's "K" all work out of the same office down the hall on Shermer. For those who didn't receive extras the first time around, did anyone make a return visit? What was the rate of success? I may TOFTT, if her photo is current and accurate.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3113325]Tried her today. I got a decent therapeutic massage, but shut out on the flip. I also was covered the whole time.[/QUOTE]Did you go in bare from the get-go? If they don't leave the room while you undress, that's typically the best sign that you're in the clear. If they gesture that they'll step out for a moment, I'll gently let them know that leaving isn't necessary. (The gun-shy ones usually step out either way.) If they simply have a small towel waiting on the table after they're gone, I'll lay on top of it instead, in the buff. If they come in and don't try to cover you with a new towel, you're still good. If you do get covered all over again, it doesn't mean all is lost, but it'll likely require a follow-up visit.

Speaking of Shermer, the busty, raven haired masseuse at MM draped me for 2 entire sessions. 3rd session was nude but SS. 4th session left me happy, but she massaged me with rubber gloves! She is a real strict dictator when it comes to roaming. Has ANYONE ever successfully roamed with her?!

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3114128]Did you go in bare from the get-go? If they don't leave the room while you undress, that's typically the best sign that you're in the clear. If they gesture that they'll step out for a moment, I'll gently let them know that leaving isn't necessary. (The gun-shy ones usually step out either way.) If they simply have a small towel waiting on the table after they're gone, I'll lay on top of it instead, in the buff. If they come in and don't try to cover you with a new towel, you're still good. If you do get covered all over again, it doesn't mean all is lost, but it'll likely require a follow-up visit.
[/QUOTE]I went bare from the start, but she went behind the wall when I disrobed.

I barely had the towel across my ass and she rearranged it to make sure I was completely covered.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3114128]Did you go in bare from the get-go? If they don't leave the room while you undress, that's typically the best sign that you're in the clear. If they gesture that they'll step out for a moment, I'll gently let them know that leaving isn't necessary. (The gun-shy ones usually step out either way.) If they simply have a small towel waiting on the table after they're gone, I'll lay on top of it instead, in the buff. If they come in and don't try to cover you with a new towel, you're still good. If you do get covered all over again, it doesn't mean all is lost, but it'll likely require a follow-up visit.

Speaking of Shermer, the busty, raven haired masseuse at MM draped me for 2 entire sessions. 3rd session was nude but SS. 4th session left me happy, but she massaged me with rubber gloves! She is a real strict dictator when it comes to roaming. Has ANYONE ever successfully roamed with her?![/QUOTE]I am amazed at your patience. 4 sessions with the ultimate reward off rubber gloves? Remarkable. What is her allure?

When I go to my legit massage spa I know going in there won't be any extra play. When I want extra play after a massage I see those therapists because I know extra play will happen. I don't understand why some guys torture themselves going to a legit therapist multiple times trying to get extra play. Am I missing something?

[QUOTE=RonM;3115162]When I go to my legit massage spa I know going in there won't be any extra play. When I want extra play after a massage I see those therapists because I know extra play will happen. I don't understand why some guys torture themselves going to a legit therapist multiple times trying to get extra play. Am I missing something?[/QUOTE]It's like getting a nun to fuck you. I mean, sort of.

I know I'm posting in the wrong area and that I'm just a regular member I'm going to be in the area of north ave and cicero and want something that's not a crack head off cicero love european woman please help.

[QUOTE=RonM;3115162]When I go to my legit massage spa I know going in there won't be any extra play. When I want extra play after a massage I see those therapists because I know extra play will happen. I don't understand why some guys torture themselves going to a legit therapist multiple times trying to get extra play. Am I missing something?[/QUOTE]I've had legit therapists over the years. If you invest the time and money, it's interesting to them loosen up and go beyond their comfort zones as you become a regular client.

It definitely takes patience.

[QUOTE=RonM;3115162]When I go to my legit massage spa I know going in there won't be any extra play. When I want extra play after a massage I see those therapists because I know extra play will happen. I don't understand why some guys torture themselves going to a legit therapist multiple times trying to get extra play. Am I missing something?[/QUOTE]The majority of the people here will agree with you and I can understand why. Most people want a sure thing without any hassle. They will scan these boards to find updates and seek out positive reviews so they can attend the same places. I can understand people having busy lives and having no patience for YMMV situations. To me, however, that's boring.

This isn't to say that I don't go to guaranteed places myself. I do. But what I enjoy more is finding reviews where the girl was described as attractive but either legit or offered such a limited menu that the reviewer reported that it was not worth it to see the girl again. These are the situations I look for and schedule a visit for. I'm not going to sit here and tell you that I find success in all these situations, but I am going to tell you that I find it in most. The majority of European women who do this kind of work want to be treated in a manner that is consistent with the values of their culture. You walking in asking for a handie on the first visit, for some of them, is an extreme put off. There are places where that is acceptable and they are discussed here quite often. There are places where that's just not going to work. Ok so what's the point? Why keep going to a place "hoping" for a positive outcome, spending money just to walk away empty handed? Well first off, If I haven't made some kind of personal connection of the first visit, then I'm not coming back, because there is no point. However, and it's not hard, if I do feel like a connection is made, then I will return. Most of the time, these visits will end in extras that are simply not available to others. And there lies the thrill. You are experiencing something that the majority of reviewers are not. The majority of these places, you might be the 5th or 6th handy of the day. I see a lot of complaints about mechanicalness in reviews. If you were rubbing clits for 8 hours a day, you would become mechanical too. Again, for a lot of people they don't care. They are there for a transaction. That's fine. Sometimes I am too. But I have had way more fun putting in a bit more effort and finding these hidden gems. Sometimes they only last a few sessions, other times I've actually ended up seeing the provider outside business hours for extended periods of time.

Most of this info you won't find on the boards. It is traded in PM's but rarely do people give away their best leads because it can and has ruined the situation for them.