So I had this one dream, right?
And in this one dream I wake up at 5 in the morning and try callin' Amanda G's BP number. But I aint get no response, so I texted 'er, right? Still nothin. So I click on the link to some chick named Amy's page, dial the number
and Amy picks up. Tells me she has a room on the south side. I tell Amy since I live up North and work on the South I'll hit her up around 4:00 when I get off work. So after work I call Amy. No
Response. I text Amy. No response. So I say fuck it, I'll take the monger's way home but 34th's as dead as a morgue so I keep movin. Some time around 6 PM I finally
Get a hit back from Amanda's number and I'm thinking I'm in there like Brazilian swimwear. But guess what? It aint Amanda G. It's some other Latina who goes by Calenda
And she looks like straight Fuego in the glamour shot she sends, along with an invitation to do business, but I respectfully decline. She's no Amanda G. Then around 9:00 I get a hit from Amy who also
Sends an even more revealing pic since the ad I saw never had one. I'm interested. My soldier's up, but my phone's almost dead. Her persistence tells me she's desperate
So I lowball Amy and she's with it. Says she's still holed up in an efficiency close to the Sky Way, but I know my phone won't make it that far so I decide to leave it at home
Charging and do some recon. So I do my usual slide down 28th St before making a right on 38th Ave. My monger eye spies what looks like a drop off. A hot, young
Brunette, but I've passed her and I'm boxed in by traffic so I keep going then make a U turn close to Hardees. My target's heading my way. As I get close I yell "Yo, Amanda G!"
and she hollers Back. We quickly get reacquainted and she blesses me with the Fire Poker discount. She assures me that Amy is good people. "I'm sure she is, but she's no Amanda G," I assure her which
brings out that unmistakable smile. We're so happy to see one another we find a secluded spot close by. While mechanics bang on car bodies, I bang on Amanda G's. Needless to say, the legend continues. Amanda G did not disappoint.
The (happy) end ;)
MFP.