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[QUOTE=LukeSolo;2281124]Hi. I went to this bodyrub place yesterday.

It was in an apt in Bucktown off a busy street. Hard to park.

The girl who answered the door was the one I got. Andrea.

Very attractive with accent but not as busty as the ad shows.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/venezuelan-long-dark-hair-blonde-european-140-special-no-tip-needed/24460392[/URL]

I was hoping for 2 girls but she said it was a lot more despite the web site saying it was 200 for 2 girls.

So I just had her for 200 / half hour. Kinda steep I know. It was just a full nude (although she left her hot boots on).

Massage on a good massage table with teasing of the boys when on my belly which was cool.

On the flip the HJ was decent enough with a wet towel provided afterwards. Might repeat to try someone else there some day.[/QUOTE]"Kinda Steep?" And all you got was a Massage and a HJ? If you're going to pay 200 to see a Girl you should be getting Full Service. At least that's what I would expect.

I had a dream I went to see the Irish mature from be. P. Called a head and then when I got close. Went downstairs to quiet little place shared with blk spinner at same phone #. Met with a hug. Body pics are more flattering, but close. Very sweet. Elastic throat and drinks vanilla shakes. Nice goto to get ahead. Woke up the next morning with a smile. Nice dream.

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So I called this one who posts in the escort section of BP and she tells me before I go that it's just massage. I say okay I'll see you soon, again she says "it's just a massage" I say okay, needless to say I didn't go. I googled the number but not a lot of results.

Anybody out there have any intel?

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For my Thanksgiving meal, I decided to roll the dice and find a new dream on BP. She just left a few minutes ago. This is my review.

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I contacted her a few times and this time because I know she would not flake, I asked for a outcall. She was on time and at my place within 30 mins. I open the door and she is the same girl in the pics. Albeit they are kinda old but that is her. We make our way to the room and have a little chit chat. 5 minutes later, we are down to business. She unwraps herself from her cloths and I was not impressed to say the least. Tummy with stretch marks and she her breathe let you know she was a smoker. Also a few hidden tattoos that are randomly placed here and there on her.

She starts with a little CBJ. Her skills at that are very nice. She is very active. But I did not spend $ for just that. I tell her to ride and she does. While fun, our faces being close killed and chance of me finishing that way. I stop pass her a mint and then ask for doggy. She was not having that. So I was forced to do a few positions that are not my fav. This is when I realized how loose she was. To warp up this story, she is not a clock watcher but may be new to the profession.

Looks: 5.

Skills: 7.

Personality: 3.

Overall: 5.

Been hitting a lot of dead ends with new (to me) Providers in this area lately --lots of unreturned calls and texts, so I did a repeat dream with Zena. She's been mentioned here befr. Her current BP ad is (was) here:

[URL]http://illinois.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/nw-burbs-incall-massage-w-shiatzu-geisha/24151954[/URL]

-but she updates / changes it a lot, so you may have to plow thru the BP WFM section. She's in the NW burbs. She's def not a trixie (young barbie doll) but (IMO) has a firm bod, nice rack, and a creamy skin tone (which may or may not appeal, but works from me). Very responsive to email and text. Accommodating to set up and a damn fun time. Room has smoke scent, but not overpowering. Not five star accommodations, and has restrictions on DATY, but made up for that in many other ways (at least for me). Also not a clock watcher. No drama, no 'mgmt' and good value for the donation (again, IMO) = no problem repeating.

Disclaimer: Women can be a lot like the stock market: Past Performance is No Guarantee of Future Results. Zena was a damn good time for me (multiple occas.). I'm not proclaiming her an ATF, but will add to rotation when in the area (and, as with ANY dream, approach with caution).

[QUOTE=RonM;2282054]"Kinda Steep?" And all you got was a Massage and a HJ? If you're going to pay 200 to see a Girl you should be getting Full Service. At least that's what I would expect.[/QUOTE]For a body-to-body massage provided by young enough girls who have above average looks (read: non middle-aged Asians from AMP), $160/ hour is the highest rate you should find in Chicago area market (Think Mila). At this rate, you should get everything short of FS. The providers' appearance should NOT be just plain. For newbies or those who don't really require FS, there should be something cheaper out there, but $160/ hour should be the top rate for this type of service.

Yes, as Ron and many elite seniors said repeatedly, $$ for FS is definitely more or less standard rate for many providers on BP.

Nadia, Hailey (they are on BP everyday).

Lea <[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/all-american-barbie-downtown-incalls-well-reviewed-visiting-chicago-well-reviewed-xoxox/22867842>[/URL].

Aubrey <[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lk-pettite-sexy-te-best-arund-perfect-avail-20/24682750>[/URL].

Destiny <[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/your-pleasure-is-my-desireim-ready-now/24610978>[/URL].

The MILF in the blue shirt operating around Midway motels etc.

Just to name a few providers (vetted from LiveEscortReview and TER) that you can find at this range. But, many BP providers still charge more than that, or you may find the girls at this range unattractive.

And yes, there are many attractive UTR out there who would offer FS for $$ or less. Many elite seniors have those. But those info will NOT be shared / traded easily. That's the result of their hard work.

So gents, be safe, and be careful about rip-offs. Just figure out the reasonble price range for what you want. I'm sure some gents here prefer spending $$$ for the famous RS2K Anetta (agency), $$$$ for Audrey Davis, Jamie Love, Tonja Wallace (independent), or $$$$$$ for gals like Chole Boulez or Lola Luscious (independent). There are reasons why these girls can charge big bucks.

[QUOTE=feckless;2282464]Been hitting a lot of dead ends with new (to me) Providers in this area lately --lots of unreturned calls and texts, so I did a repeat dream with Zena. She's been mentioned here befr. Her current BP ad is (was) here:

[URL]http://illinois.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/nw-burbs-incall-massage-w-shiatzu-geisha/24151954[/URL]

-but she updates / changes it a lot, so you may have to plow thru the BP WFM section. She's in the NW burbs. She's def not a trixie (young barbie doll) but (IMO) has a firm bod, nice rack, and a creamy skin tone (which may or may not appeal, but works from me). Very responsive to email and text. Accommodating to set up and a damn fun time. Room has smoke scent, but not overpowering. Not five star accommodations, and has restrictions on DATY, but made up for that in many other ways (at least for me). Also not a clock watcher. No drama, no 'mgmt' and good value for the donation (again, IMO) = no problem repeating.

Disclaimer: Women can be a lot like the stock market: Past Performance is No Guarantee of Future Results. Zena was a damn good time for me (multiple occas.). I'm not proclaiming her an ATF, but will add to rotation when in the area (and, as with ANY dream, approach with caution).[/QUOTE]Yeah, she's fun. Kooky as hell, but very smart, funny and VERY good at what she does.

Pics aren't her, but she is a nice petite, tight body. Cute all around. Great spinner bod, very nice skills. Def worth a try.

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Saw this while browsing BP. Click the link and saw a nice backside view, until -.

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[URL]http://www.explicit-chicago.com/lola-may.html[/URL]

Happy Black Friday!

[QUOTE=feckless;2282464]Been hitting a lot of dead ends with new (to me) Providers in this area lately --lots of unreturned calls and texts, so I did a repeat dream with Zena. She's been mentioned here befr. Her current BP ad is (was) here:

[URL]http://illinois.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/nw-burbs-incall-massage-w-shiatzu-geisha/24151954[/URL]

-but she updates / changes it a lot, so you may have to plow thru the BP WFM section. She's in the NW burbs. She's def not a trixie (young barbie doll) but (IMO) has a firm bod, nice rack, and a creamy skin tone (which may or may not appeal, but works from me). Very responsive to email and text. Accommodating to set up and a damn fun time. Room has smoke scent, but not overpowering. Not five star accommodations, and has restrictions on DATY, but made up for that in many other ways (at least for me). Also not a clock watcher. No drama, no 'mgmt' and good value for the donation (again, IMO) = no problem repeating.

Disclaimer: Women can be a lot like the stock market: Past Performance is No Guarantee of Future Results. Zena was a damn good time for me (multiple occas.). I'm not proclaiming her an ATF, but will add to rotation when in the area (and, as with ANY dream, approach with caution).[/QUOTE]I was not a fan. Missing tooth, not good head game and sex just wasnt fun. Way better out thre for the money. She's nice and trys but I personally think she's SW quality best.

[QUOTE=CoolPatrick;2282646]Yes, as Ron and many elite seniors said repeatedly, $$ for FS is definitely more or less standard rate for many providers on BP.

And yes, there are many attractive UTR out there who would offer FS for $$ or less. Many elite seniors have those. But those info will NOT be shared / traded easily. That's the result of their hard work.

So gents, be safe, and be careful about rip-offs. Just figure out the reasonble price range for what you want.[/QUOTE]200 is about the overall average price range for Full Service from most Providers.

Attractive (depending on your definition) Providers offering Full Service for 200 or less do exist. But these gals are a closely guarded secret and shared with only very trusted Hobbyists.

[QUOTE=feckless;2282464]Been hitting a lot of dead ends with new (to me) Providers in this area lately --lots of unreturned calls and texts, so I did a repeat dream with Zena. She's been mentioned here befr. Her current BP ad is (was) here:

[URL]http://illinois.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/nw-burbs-incall-massage-w-shiatzu-geisha/24151954[/URL]

-but she updates / changes it a lot, so you may have to plow thru the BP WFM section. She's in the NW burbs. She's def not a trixie (young barbie doll) but (IMO) has a firm bod, nice rack, and a creamy skin tone (which may or may not appeal, but works from me). Very responsive to email and text. Accommodating to set up and a damn fun time. Room has smoke scent, but not overpowering. Not five star accommodations, and has restrictions on DATY, but made up for that in many other ways (at least for me). Also not a clock watcher. No drama, no 'mgmt' and good value for the donation (again, IMO) = no problem repeating.

Disclaimer: Women can be a lot like the stock market: Past Performance is No Guarantee of Future Results. Zena was a damn good time for me (multiple occas.). I'm not proclaiming her an ATF, but will add to rotation when in the area (and, as with ANY dream, approach with caution).[/QUOTE]Oh Hell. I have to find time to see this one.

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[QUOTE=LeadEdge;2282975]Have seen her a number of times in Vernon Hills when she has been available, which is only infrequently. Apparently works, and a college student. I've always had a great time with her. She's hot and talented for her age, but she also has hard limits. Not an ATF by any means, but worth keeping in the rotation if only because she's real.

Sounds like you pushed something she didn't like, you got told "No", and now you want revenge. So rather than have the balls to say it out in the open, you are going to slam her behind her back?

That's how a "senior" behaves? For the most part I just read and go my own way, but I am definitely calling bullshit on this one.

Edge.[/QUOTE]Don't want to get involved in the drama, however thanks for mentioning she travels to Vernon hills. Just started a new job out there and was started to look for nearby providers.

Would you be able to tell me costs?

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;2282853]I was not a fan. Missing tooth, not good head game and sex just wasnt fun. Way better out thre for the money. She's nice and trys but I personally think she's SW quality best.[/QUOTE]To each his own, I suppose. I'd politely disagree with 'Way better out thre for the money', but everyone is free to make up their own mind.