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[QUOTE=SeniorChapo;2864254]Has an incall in middleville but she will travel to GR for out call.
I've read a couple good reviews about her in Kzoo. Personally haven't part taken but will be soon.
80 ss 120 hh 200 hr.
Not willing to make the trip to her place just yet but will post when it does happen.
[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/its-me-or-its-freetoday-only-specials-til-7/21503598[/URL][/QUOTE]Great Info, Thanks.
[QUOTE=Monger01;2864644]Saw Laura, model type Now available! - 42 from BP today.
[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/laura-model-type-now-available/20192221[/URL]
Setup was easy. I wish it wasn't!
Her pics are accurate. Her age is likely correct.
Not a pretty face but not ugly either. Makeup would have helped on that.
We get undressed and she asks what lingerie I prefer. Ok so far so good.
Before I fork over the donation I tell her I see licensed massage therapist in the ad and I'm not here for a massage.
She says don't worry we just start with that. Ok.
I lay on the bed and she climbs on the back of my legs and starts what I guess she thinks is a massage.
No oil or lotion and she has no idea how to give a massage. Licensed massage therapist my ass! It was agony.
She kinda rubs, then just pets me some. Meanwhile she is talking non fucking stop about her life and about some client who tried to rip her off by saying he was a cop!
A few minutes into that wonderful story she tells me I must sit too much and really should work out and walk more. Great! My wife's words are coming out of my hooker's mouth! This goes on and on, not just a sentence.
After another minute of mind numbing chatter and a horrible "massage" I say ok enough of this let's get to business.
I turn over and she's reaching for a hat. I said no uncovered please. I'm older and the raincoat dulls the feeling too much for me. Nope, its CBJ.
CBJ was mediocre. She kept stopping and asking me if I finished. Then after that 3 x she asked if I was close?
Meanwhile her eye is pegged to the clock on the nightstand and starts warning me I have to hurry.
CBJ isn't going anywhere so I say HJ then to finish. I can't stay hard enough thanks to her lackluster skills and chatter for FS.
Now the HJ, with no lubricant, is terrible. She has no clue how to bring it to finality. Now she's asking me every 15 seconds if I'm almost done while fixated on that clock.
After a few minutes of this I stopped her and got dressed.
She is not green. By much of her chatter and demeanor she's a longtime provider but gives the worst overall service I've had in many years.
100 HH /150 Hr.
Thank God I opted for HH.
If you feel the need to throw money away at a nice body, go to DejaVu with your money. Its better spent there.
Will not repeat.
I do not recommend![/QUOTE]Only a flat tire upon departure could make that story more sad. I feel like we should take up a collection for the pain & suffering. Seriously, thank-you for the report. It's actually more useful knowing about the truly piss poor providers out there. Boybear.
[QUOTE=Monger01;2864644]Saw Laura, model type Now available! - 42 from BP today.
[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/laura-model-type-now-available/20192221[/URL]
Setup was easy. I wish it wasn't!
Her pics are accurate. Her age is likely correct.
Not a pretty face but not ugly either. Makeup would have helped on that.
We get undressed and she asks what lingerie I prefer. Ok so far so good.
Before I fork over the donation I tell her I see licensed massage therapist in the ad and I'm not here for a massage.
She says don't worry we just start with that. Ok.
I lay on the bed and she climbs on the back of my legs and starts what I guess she thinks is a massage.
No oil or lotion and she has no idea how to give a massage. Licensed massage therapist my ass! It was agony.
She kinda rubs, then just pets me some. Meanwhile she is talking non fucking stop about her life and about some client who tried to rip her off by saying he was a cop!
A few minutes into that wonderful story she tells me I must sit too much and really should work out and walk more. Great! My wife's words are coming out of my hooker's mouth! This goes on and on, not just a sentence.
After another minute of mind numbing chatter and a horrible "massage" I say ok enough of this let's get to business.
I turn over and she's reaching for a hat. I said no uncovered please. I'm older and the raincoat dulls the feeling too much for me. Nope, its CBJ.
CBJ was mediocre. She kept stopping and asking me if I finished. Then after that 3 x she asked if I was close?
Meanwhile her eye is pegged to the clock on the nightstand and starts warning me I have to hurry.
CBJ isn't going anywhere so I say HJ then to finish. I can't stay hard enough thanks to her lackluster skills and chatter for FS.
Now the HJ, with no lubricant, is terrible. She has no clue how to bring it to finality. Now she's asking me every 15 seconds if I'm almost done while fixated on that clock.
After a few minutes of this I stopped her and got dressed.
She is not green. By much of her chatter and demeanor she's a longtime provider but gives the worst overall service I've had in many years.
100 HH /150 Hr.
Thank God I opted for HH.
If you feel the need to throw money away at a nice body, go to DejaVu with your money. Its better spent there.
Will not repeat.
I do not recommend![/QUOTE]I've seen her once. The moment I saw her I left almost immediately.
[QUOTE=MiDavid63;2863955]Beautiful Lady. I've had the pleasure of her dreams three different time. Very accommodating and relaxing sessions. The donation is steep but I've never had a problem justifying it, I'm a quality over quantity person.[/QUOTE]No way would I ever pay that kind of money! $300 an hour? This girl for sure has a bad case of GPS. Guys please don't feed into this!!
[QUOTE=SeniorChapo;2864254]Has an incall in middleville but she will travel to GR for out call. If her pics are real, this girl looks nice! Anyone have any experience with her services?
I've read a couple good reviews about her in Kzoo. Personally haven't part taken but will be soon.
80 ss 120 hh 200 hr.
Not willing to make the trip to her place just yet but will post when it does happen.
[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/its-me-or-its-freetoday-only-specials-til-7/21503598[/URL][/QUOTE]If her pics are real, this girl looks nice! Anyone have any experience with her services?
[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2865370]If her pics are real, this girl looks nice! Anyone have any experience with her services?[/QUOTE]Agreed! If those are her real pics I'd drive to Middleville for a taste of that!
[QUOTE=Monger01;2864644] Great! My wife's words are coming out of my hooker's mouth! [/QUOTE]This is hands down the best line I have read in months!
Humor aside, I appreciate your report and I feel your pain over a wasted see-Note and hard on. Thanks for taking one for the team!
[QUOTE=Monger01;2865399]Agreed! If those are her real pics I'd drive to Middleville for a taste of that![/QUOTE]She use to work in GrandRapids all the time, now She moves from GrandRapids to Kalamazoo and Benton Harbor. She might not be in Middleville very long.
Last reports I've read from kazoo was no Bbbjtcim everything covered. If you go, Please give us an update.
[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2865370]If her pics are real, this girl looks nice! Anyone have any experience with her services?[/QUOTE]That face-down-ass-up picture can get me to drive most anywhere if I knew it was for real!
[QUOTE=Shawtren;2865422]That face-down-ass-up picture can get me to drive most anywhere if I knew it was for real![/QUOTE]Me too! Those were my exact thoughts. Damn, that's hot!!
[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2865430]Me too! Those were my exact thoughts. Damn, that's hot!![/QUOTE]Take it easy guys, if she knows about this forum and read what you wrote. Well she will raise her rates LOL She looks good so she can get the GPS syndrome.
If I am not wrong I saw a couple bad reviews of her in this forum, she used to host at a hotel by 28th /96 highway. Anyway 90 % of her reviews are good so we are good to go.
Anyway my first option could be this hot blonde. Is she real?
[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pretty-blonde-viab/23160987[/URL]
Does anyone know if Mercedes duo partner offers same service as Mercedes does?
And, does her partner have tits?
[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/scale-talia-d-thursday-earlybird-specials-duos-available-real-safe-and-convenient/21676972[/URL]
Hopefully this duo partner won't end up like her last one did!
[QUOTE=Akenathon;2865436]Take it easy guys, if she knows about this forum and read what you wrote. Well she will raise her rates LOL She looks good so she can get the GPS syndrome.
If I am not wrong I saw a couple bad reviews of her in this forum, she used to host at a hotel by 28th /96 highway. Anyway 90 % of her reviews are good so we are good to go.
Anyway my first option could be this hot blonde. Is she real?
[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pretty-blonde-viab/23160987[/URL][/QUOTE]Nice!! Looks like she is probably a dancer. Seems I may have seen her pics before. Let us know details if you partake!
Kandi is scheduled to Land in GR on Sunday afternoon.
[QUOTE=Benz1;2859449]Its BadBoyFourU to the rescue, thanks for helping out again. Would you be willing to share, how often one of these TGTBT pics is a positive hit for the Grand Rapids area?[/QUOTE]I have only known one that actually turned out to be real and that was Ginger Leigh when she first started out, she post on Craigslist.