The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Orlo69;3607358]Hey everyone first time posting on this particular forum, but I have a question. Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that I guess it is not good enough to post about a provider in one forum, but in multiple forums about the same visit same long winded bloviated review. It bad enough that you read it once then you need to see it again in a different forum. I actually just skip it when I see it. I just completely ignore those reviews. I understand giving some information but to try and write an erotic novel for a review just seems a disservice to the provider because how many more of us are actually just ignoring the review as well as the provider it is talking about. Just my 2 cents.

Orlo69.[/QUOTE]How the fuck are you going to come here of all place's and attack another idiot monger when you do the EXACT same thing he does?? Is everyone on this fucking Orlando forum retarded?

Sevenyearmitch aka Swim is the same person. We all know that. Swim is completely useless to anyone and so are you ass hole! Orl69 write the SAME tired ass reviews on the SAME chicks over and over again.

You've written 50 review's on that cum rag SOFIA.

Sofia is not a UTR dude. She old older chick who you obviously are in love with. You need to stop white knighting these same ugly tired ass chicks. You got some nerve talking shit old man.

C5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3607515]How the fuck are you going to come here of all place's and attack another idiot monger when you do the EXACT same thing he does?? Is everyone on this fucking Orlando forum retarded?

Sevenyearmitch aka Swim is the same person. We all know that. Swim is completely useless to anyone and so are you ass hole! Orl69 write the SAME tired ass reviews on the SAME chicks over and over again.

You've written 50 review's on that cum rag SOFIA.

Sofia is not a UTR dude. She old older chick who you obviously are in love with. You need to stop white knighting these same ugly tired ass chicks. You got some nerve talking shit old man.

C5.[/QUOTE]I believe the only retard here is you! RTF heading on my original post. I was talking about double posting the same review in different places which I have not done. Not that they review the same providers. But I forget that you are academically challenged and can't read well, much less understand what you are reading about. I understand that you are mad at the world because some providers won't see you because of your short comings and lack of intelligence. So whatever coment you say it is comical relief to many of us because you are not taken serious. You are just a fool that wants to be somebody.

[QUOTE=Orlo69;3607856]I believe the only retard here is you! RTF heading on my original post. I was talking about double posting the same review in different places which I have not done. Not that they review the same providers. But I forget that you are academically challenged and can't read well, much less understand what you are reading about. I understand that you are mad at the world because some providers won't see you because of your short comings and lack of intelligence. So whatever coment you say it is comical relief to many of us because you are not taken serious. You are just a fool that wants to be somebody.[/QUOTE]LOL! Once again you refuse to answer my question. WHY do you repeatedly review the SAME chicks over and over and over again you fucking ass clown. It's a pretty simple question. You do know there are other hookers to fuck right?

You're another Swim aka Mitch who is in love with a old hooker. We all see what happened to that loser Jenn. Doing car dates now for 20 buck's. LOL! You ass hole are an embarrassment to this city and this great forum. How's that piece of shit motorcycle you ride around?

C5.

Orl69 is a poster child for being a stupid dumb ass who constantly falls in love with hookers and then brags about it. He's definitely not the only one. Guy's will never understand these hookers do not, I repeat, do NOT give two shits about us! It's all about money to them, and there goal is to get as much of your money out of you as they can.

Stop having meal's and coffee with hookers. It is not a date guy's. Deep inside there filthy heart's, they truly despise and can't stand any of us monger's.

C5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3608010]Orl69 is a poster child for being a stupid dumb ass who constantly falls in love with hookers and then brags about it. He's definitely not the only one. Guy's will never understand these hookers do not, I repeat, do NOT give two shits about us! It's all about money to them, and there goal is to get as much of your money out of you as they can.

Stop having meal's and coffee with hookers. It is not a date guy's. Deep inside there filthy heart's, they truly despise and can't stand any of us monger's.

C5.[/QUOTE]You don't think escorts can catch feelings too? It happens.

[QUOTE=Intrigued;3632298]You don't think escorts can catch feelings too? It happens.[/QUOTE]Your last post on this great forum was back in 2016! Just what the fuck are you talking about?

Stay off the drug's idiot!!

C5.

Yeah, the Tide got "rolled over" by the mighty War Eagle! LOL!

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3633392]Due to me focused with matters of higher importantance I really didn't even know that the game was today or who they played because until I looked at my Facebook. I haven't really watched any Alabama game this year what's funny is I bet you watched the whole entire game just so you could come in and make this post oh my God you're such a f* loser how gay LOL.[/QUOTE]Georgie is definitely a faggot!

C5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3633529]Georgie is definitely a faggot!

C5.[/QUOTE]He has over six thousand posts!

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3633392]Due to me focused with matters of higher importantance I really didn't even know that the game was today or who they played because until I looked at my Facebook. I haven't really watched any Alabama game this year what's funny is I bet you watched the whole entire game just so you could come in and make this post oh my God you're such a f* loser how gay LOL.[/QUOTE]Typical Alabama fan. Pound their chest (and you wonder why they sag) and insult their opposition when they win, but can't stand the heat when they lose.

If you had just said: "Yeah, good job Auburn", I wouldn't have had a comeback.

So, now, it's time for Alabama jokes with George!

1. Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at Alabama?

A: They cause too much brain damage!

2. Q: Why do Crimson Tide put a copy of their diploma in the window of their vehicles?

A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

3. Q: How do you get an Alabama graduate off your porch?

A: Pay them for the pizza!

4. Q: What do you say when you see an Alabama graduate in a suit?

A: Will the defendant please rise!

5. Q: What's the hardest thing about being an Alabama Crimson Tide football fan?

A: Telling your parents that you're gay.

6. Q: What does the average Alabama student get on his SAT?

A: Drool.

7. Q: What should you do if you find three Alabama football fans buried up to their neck in cement?

A: Get more cement.

8. Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at Alabama Crimson Tide weddings?

A: To keep the flies off the bride.

9. Q: Why don't they have Christmas at Alabama?

A: They can't find a virgin and three wise men.

10. Q: What do you get when you cross an Alabama Crimson Tide and a pig?

A: Nothing. There's some things that a pig will not do.

11. Q: Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Tuscaloosa, AL?

A: Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

12 Q: How did the Creimson Tide die from drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on him!

13. Q: How do you compliment an Alabama fan?

A: Nice tooth!

14. Q: What is the definition of safe sex down at Alabama?

A: Placing a sign on the animals that kick.

15. Q: Did you hear about the fire in Alabama's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?

A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

16. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Alabama campus?

A: A visitor.

17. Q: What is the most common line used by an Alabama football alumni?

A: Would you like fries with that?

18. Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Alabama library?

A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

19. Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from Alabama have in common?

A: They both end up in trailer parks.

20. Q: How can you tell when there's been an Alabama student in your backyard?

A: The garbage is gone, and your dog's pregnant.

21. Q: Did you hear about the Alabama fan who locked his keys in his car?

A: He couldn't get his family out.

22. Q: How many Alabama freshman does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, it's a sophomore course.

23. Q: How do you castrate an Alabama football player?

A: You hit his sister in the jaw.

24. Q: Why does Alabama have Astroturf at their football stadium.

A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

25. Q: What is the definition of an Alabama virgin?

A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.

[QUOTE=Montes2;3634012]He has over six thousand posts![/QUOTE]Welcome back M2. Glad you're hiatus is over my friend. I look forward to you're wonderful posts again on this great forum.

C5.

Vino how does it feel to be an old washed up lonely fool?? You're absolutely pathetic and a loser! You white knight these worthless hookers. They laugh at you behind your back because you're a fucking idiot with no fucking ball's!!

C5.

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;3634056]Typical Alabama fan. Pound their chest (and you wonder why they sag) and insult their opposition when they win, but can't stand the heat when they lose.

If you had just said: "Yeah, good job Auburn", I wouldn't have had a comeback.

So, now, it's time for Alabama jokes with George!

1. Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at Alabama?

A: They cause too much brain damage!

2. Q: Why do Crimson Tide put a copy of their diploma in the window of their vehicles?

A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

3. Q: How do you get an Alabama graduate off your porch?

A: Pay them for the pizza!

4. Q: What do you say when you see an Alabama graduate in a suit?

A: Will the defendant please rise!

5. Q: What's the hardest thing about being an Alabama Crimson Tide football fan?

A: Telling your parents that you're gay.

6. Q: What does the average Alabama student get on his SAT?

A: Drool.

7. Q: What should you do if you find three Alabama football fans buried up to their neck in cement?

A: Get more cement.

8. Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at Alabama Crimson Tide weddings?

A: To keep the flies off the bride.

9. Q: Why don't they have Christmas at Alabama?

A: They can't find a virgin and three wise men.

10. Q: What do you get when you cross an Alabama Crimson Tide and a pig?

A: Nothing. There's some things that a pig will not do.

11. Q: Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Tuscaloosa, AL?

A: Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

12 Q: How did the Creimson Tide die from drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on him!

13. Q: How do you compliment an Alabama fan?

A: Nice tooth!

14. Q: What is the definition of safe sex down at Alabama?

A: Placing a sign on the animals that kick.

15. Q: Did you hear about the fire in Alabama's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?

A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

16. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Alabama campus?

A: A visitor.

17. Q: What is the most common line used by an Alabama football alumni?

A: Would you like fries with that?

18. Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Alabama library?

A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

19. Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from Alabama have in common?

A: They both end up in trailer parks.

20. Q: How can you tell when there's been an Alabama student in your backyard?

A: The garbage is gone, and your dog's pregnant.

21. Q: Did you hear about the Alabama fan who locked his keys in his car?

A: He couldn't get his family out.

22. Q: How many Alabama freshman does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, it's a sophomore course.

23. Q: How do you castrate an Alabama football player?

A: You hit his sister in the jaw.

24. Q: Why does Alabama have Astroturf at their football stadium.

A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

25. Q: What is the definition of an Alabama virgin?

A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.[/QUOTE]Do you ever post anything about the girls you date on USA SEX guide.