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[QUOTE=TBobber;2627771]Every now and then, an add makes me chuckle. What the hell is in her mouth? A microwave tacito?[/QUOTE]She has a sketchy location and was not worth the effort when I smashed it off hudson.

[QUOTE=Richardmoore;2627581][URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-petite-miley-is-back-boys-full-complete-satisfaction-guarunteed/11547775[/URL]

Sweet petite Miley is back, says her ad. With satisfaction guaranteed. I've seen Miley twice and she has a smoking hot body, very slender and petite. Her tiny flat titties are a total turn on for me. However, sheseems to have a lot going on in her life and finds it very difficult to concentrate on her performance in the act. The first time I saw her about two years ago she acted so mechanical that I asked her what was wrong, why did she seem so uninterested? She said she just woke up but by that time I was no longer in the mood to be with her, so I just left. Then about a year ago I decided to give her another shot to see if she was going to be awake this time. I picked her up on the far west side and drove her to her place she was staying on the north side which was not ideal. She did let me do BB but not CIP. Again she was too mechanical for me and I won't be seeing her again. I failed to ask for my money back since I wasn't completely satisfied. LOL.[/QUOTE]I would agree my friend. I seen her yesterday at the new trenches up north. And she was scattered brain the whole time. Then at the spot made me sure I was a magnet to every security camera. LOL otherwise normal performance nothing stood out except a firm booty that was squeezable. Even though your assessment was correct. Her mind was clear all of sudden when it came to price. LOL I was laugh. She was telling me I usually charge blah blah. Well if you were on time and didn't BS me for 6 hours. I did. 6 for short stay.

[QUOTE=Richardmoore;2627421]I've seen her three times. My experiences match everything that I've read on this site. She seems to have no respect for people's time although she is, in my opinion, gorgeous. She's unbelievably good in the sack but too unreliable to stay as a regular. She ran me around many times, keeping me waiting over and over, so that finally I just got tired and wrote her off. But I gave her many opportunities to redeem herself because I thought she was so attractive and because she was so good. She also told me she was a nurse and I have no idea whether it is true, although some of you suspect that it is a lie. She also told me that she has lost a lot of weight due to some recent surgery. Despite that, I still think she is very attractive. Her A cup is quite beautiful to my eyes. She is excellent at DFK and she is incredibly tight and very responsive to hip movements. I wish she were more reliable as I would love to have her as an ATF. She collects T-shirts and I gave her a red one which she claims is her favorite and she wears it all the time although I will never see it now since I've written her off. LOL.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately she is unable to be seen anymore. It was posted in the general and confirmed she has passed away.

[QUOTE=TBobber;2627771]Every now and then, an add makes me chuckle. What the hell is in her mouth? A microwave tacito?[/QUOTE]I had the same thought. I even asked her about the picture with the tacquito in her mouth and she knew which one it was so I think that's exactly what it is.

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East side incall at a crappy apartment by the mall. Offered FS for ss but I opted for just BBBJCIM. It was great. Not a good body but her skill sare very good. Good deal too at. 65.

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I'm curious about this one, but there's nothing out there? That makes me nervous.

[QUOTE=RichardMoore;2627570][URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lexi-lace/23182521[/URL]
she's very sweet and reliable and she does BB CUP wth me so I see her every now and then when the urge hits.[/QUOTE]Wow man you're playing with fire there. I hope you don't get burned. Help getting "burned" would be a better outcome.

Compared to all the other scenarios that could happen. Don't get me wrong, I like it raw too, but I got to at least know she's got a clean bill of health before I bang screw.

Stay safe man.

[QUOTE=RichardMoore;2627481][URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/october-came-early-3536178229/23834256[/URL]

Madison has been on back page for a number of years. She is incredibly tiny, less than 90 pounds. She has to buy her clothes in the the little girl section at the department store. LOL. I've seen her five times. The first time was at her house on the north side about two years ago. She was not very good she had a really bad cold but I thought her body was so hot that six months later I contacted her again. He no longer had her house so we met in a hotel and had a really fine session. She is open to almost anything including BB. I've also done car fun with her a couple of times and because she is so tiny, it was easy to do that in the backseat. Then last winter, I read a review on the Other Site which said that she ripped someone off so I texted her and asked her what the story was. She said that he was a guy who wanted her too cheap and then wrote a fake bad review that she ripped him off. Having seen her a few times and believing that's she was basically a nice person, I thought, well I'll see her again for Short Stay. When I met her in the parking lot at the hotel, she acted very distracted and upset. I should have taken that as a warning sign. But as I said, she had always been very sweet to me. She said we could either do car fun or get a room. Since I had things packed in my car, I said let's get a room. She said, well then I need money upfront to get a room. So as I handed her the cash, I looked at her and asked, you're not going to run with the money are you? She looked at me in a way that looked guilty but also offended at the same time that I would doubt her. Then she turned and walked away and never came back. I figured that was just the cost of determining whether I wanted to ever see her again. I noticed, as others have mentioned on these pages, that she has reposted as October. Warning. She may serve you right at times but eventually she will rip you off. Too bad; she was a fine choice for quick visit.[/QUOTE]Getting ripped off for room money is the least of your problems. Good luck, and please post the other girls you have seen, so I can stay away.

[QUOTE=BusterCapp;2628792]Getting ripped off for room money is the least of your problems. Good luck, and please post the other girls you have seen, so I can stay away.[/QUOTE]Yes please I would also like to know the other providers you have had contact with after sessions with Madison thank you.

[QUOTE=TBobber;2628554][URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/shelly-blonde-with-brown-eyes/24544685[/URL]

I'm curious about this one, but there's nothing out there? That makes me nervous.[/QUOTE]I saw an ad posted on BP a couple of days ago that said she would rip you off. I have no idea if the ad was a legitimate post by a cheated client or a revenge post by a disenchanted boyfriend or whatever. In any case, proceed with caution.

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I've seen her six or seven times. (I never call her Nicole, I always call her by her real name.). She is a bit older than most of the other girls posting on Backpage so she is more mature and respectful. Her body is not that tiny but it is attractive nonetheless. Unfortunately she has a lot of scars on her body. She told me that they are caused by sunburn when she was a child, as well as a car accident she suffered about a year ago. She even showed me pictures of the smashed car to "prove" that she had been in an accident. Still many of the scars look fresh and I fear that the cause is something else more sinister. As is commonly the case, she tends not to be very respectful of a man's time and she always seems to be having money problems (so what else is new?). She has moved quite a bit and never seems to have a stable location, often time sleeping on someone's couch. She and I have good chemistry and she can also be a lot of fun so I'd like to see her periodically. I don't know if you would connect with her the way that I do but I would recommend that you take the chance.

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I saw Lita, when she was in town last spring. As she advertises, she is a more upscale a provider and the typical Backpage girl. The first time I tried to see her, she told me to go to a certain hotel which had the same name as the one she was staying at but in the wrong location, so we missed each other. I guess that's one of the hazards of dealing with someone who doesn't know Columbus. I still wanted to see her so I made another appointment for a few days later. She stays at more upscale places. She is quite intelligent and fun to talk with. She has a rocking body, very small on top (which I find very sexy) and rather wide in the hips - 36. Now with her current visit, you can see her face pictures online she is oddly attractive but not in a classical way, so personally I would not call her beautiful. As we were getting ready, she noted to me that she was very horny which is great turn on. Unfortunately despite her attractiveness, she and I did not really click in bed. As other reviewers have noted, she has a lot of rules. She kept checking me to see if I was safe which seemed unnecessary and excessive after the original introduction. She also is not shaved which is a turnoff for me. Still, despite my experience, other reviewers have said that she rocks in bed so why not see for yourself?

[QUOTE=MastaaFun;2628834]Yes please I would also like to know the other providers you have had contact with after sessions with Madison thank you.[/QUOTE]



Madison specifically likes to ask for bareback so I wonder what the ulterior motive is behind that. Maybe she is very generous in the venereal sense. Woe to the monger who hath barebacked her. LOL.