Massage Parlor Reports

Been to Forever wellness center 3 times. Had two different girls and got totally two different experiences. I don't recommend Bibi who is older and gives a typical HJ. But seeing Grace would be a great choice. After seeing Grace, I decided to go back to see her again. Just walked in and it was probably 4-5 days later. And I found I got assigned with Bibi. I had to admit it was my mistake. So on my 3rd visit, I called ahead and made sure Grace is available or not. She welcomed me and gave a great massage for + 30 minutes followed by a great and long head game. She's a real head sucker cock lover so no rush. Her slurping sounds is sexier than BG. Keep teasing tip part until I tapped out.

Although "that" may be smaller than you think, the mailboxes at USASG. Nl are truly smaller than you think.

Many of us exceed storage and can no longer receive PMs.

I clean out my sent mail every couple of months to make space (and my inbox when necessary).

Lucretius;.

You've sent several PMs -- but your mailbox is full, so you cannot receive replies.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[QUOTE=RubLover21;6463448]Ventured to Pine Tree and Kani is still on staff. Selected the hour and started with a good massage, smoothly sliding into nude ST with lots of play. Flip. Nice squeals as I suck on her small nipples, and then accelerated moaning through the 69 and at the supreme moment she lets out a heartfelt yell of fuck! A first in an AMP in my experience. Achievement unlocked!

$.8 house and $1.2 tip. Anyone else find that that tip is always $. 2 higher if you've requested a specific lady on the phone.[/QUOTE]I can confirm the previous positive dreams about Kani. Dreamt about her recently.

I think she is very sexy. Mid 40's I think. Not too tall, fake tits, but they felt great, very smooth skin!

Was very playful right away, starting with a playful shower. Best part about her is she can take a good pounding in different positions and is very vocal. FS was covered.

She has a scar on her tummy, from a caesarian I think that she is conscious of and covers it with her hand. The BJ was covered, but her reaction to deep throating was amazing!

[QUOTE=PilotAviator;6469344]Although "that" may be smaller than you think, the mailboxes at USASG. Nl are truly smaller than you think.

Many of us exceed storage and can no longer receive PMs.

I clean out my sent mail every couple of months to make space (and my inbox when necessary).

PA.[/QUOTE]Limit is 200 messages I think. USASG is a free service. Storage costs money. Would anyone pay a subscription fee just to have more message capacity?

This could be here or in Craigslist; however the place is a very nice LMP, so I'll go with this. Saw this ad on CL and Rubrankings almost in identical form. [URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/hws/d/herndon-revitalize-therapy/7626651396.html.[/URL] Called and was sent to an address that was about three buildings down from the actual building in Herndon. Got the actual address on Sterling Rd at Elden. I noticed several AMPs in the complex. Went in to first floor suite and met by a Alex, a beautiful Latina lady in a short skirt and nice tit view. $1 for massage so got comfortable and she came in. Delightful conversation and a soft touch at my request. Not real sensual and no brushing or massages on upper thighs. Should have been a hint for me. Asks me to turn over and still nothing sensual but a light touch. I can tell the hr is almost up and she says do I want anything else. I asked what was available and she does anything. Cost start at $1 for nude HJ to $4 depending on your spending. Told her I only wanted to invest $1 for BJ. She realized she was about to leave with nothing so said that was fine this time. She does not get completely naked and leaves on a g-string. A couple of BB licks and then on to Jack hammer. I was rubbing her clit and realized there was an obstruction, and it was her hand doing the same. I asked for more BJ and she just ignored. Ending was less than exciting and minimal cleanup.

Overall an expensive HJ and no plans to return. I heard other people there so don't know if all have GPS or not. I do consider myself lucky that I didn't invest more for the last 10 minutes of my visit.

Mimi had a little maid outfit when she meet me at the door, I knew I would be ok from there. Asked but was told no shower although I'd just played 18 holes thought I needed to clean up. After paying house fee, she leaves, I leave money and cap on dresser. She said she needed more $ for BBBJ, I told her to lay down on the table and we do what I came for. Mimi is tiiiiiight, she couldn't take it all at once but once she did I went into smash mode, she came a few times before I did. Mish with her legs wrapped tight around me she trembles and does funny shit with her tongue when she comes, like a bird. Kept pressure P2 P and stroking her eyes roll back then when I'm done she was giddy and couldn't stand up right away and was giggling. When I was dressing she introduced me to Liya. I give her a hello hug all the while squeezing her but cheeks. Nice round and firm, a spinner she tells me come back see her next, she was happy to see her girl giggling so much. If I could I would have had Liya right then she's hot. I will definitely be back got a chub writing this. Safe travels.

[QUOTE=HarleyDude29;6469427]This could be here or in Craigslist; however the place is a very nice LMP, so I'll go with this. Saw this ad on CL and Rubrankings almost in identical form. [URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/hws/d/herndon-revitalize-therapy/7626651396.html.[/URL] Called and was sent to an address that was about three buildings down from the actual building in Herndon. She does not get completely naked and leaves on a g-string. A couple of BB licks and then on to Jack hammer. I was rubbing her clit and realized there was an obstruction, and it was her hand doing the same. I asked for more BJ and she just ignored. Ending was less than exciting and minimal cleanup.

Overall an expensive HJ and no plans to return. I heard other people there so don't know if all have GPS or not. I do consider myself lucky that I didn't invest more for the last 10 minutes of my visit.[/QUOTE]A few follow up questions about your report and experience.

The Craigslist link doesn't work, can you repost it?

Are you sure it was her hand preventing you from rubbing clit? If it was her hand, was she getting herself off, or blocking you from FIV?

I had similar experience with LMP in Fairfax from the GPS and expensive extras. I'm still looking for the elusive latina massage or providers who is both attractive and reasonably priced for non-FS fun. Not sure if this one is her. Wondering if others experienced her?

[QUOTE=RickNva;6469596]A few follow up questions about your report and experience.

The Craigslist link doesn't work, can you repost it?

Are you sure it was her hand preventing you from rubbing clit? If it was her hand, was she getting herself off, or blocking you from FIV?

I had similar experience with LMP in Fairfax from the GPS and expensive extras. I'm still looking for the elusive latina massage or providers who is both attractive and reasonably priced for non-FS fun. Not sure if this one is her. Wondering if others experienced her?[/QUOTE][URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/hws/d/herndon-revitalize-therapy/7626651396.html[/URL]

Columbian chick.

Called ahead looking for Connie. Yes, she's here. Arrived was told not today.

I wonder if some of these spa work through a call type center. Voice sounded familiar to another spa off Bacjlick.

Went with Candy. Ts was playful. Back in room for quick "what cha want and how much" tiiiight but told too much. Lackluster.

If anyone knows where Connie is, give me a shout out. She's awesome. At least for me.

Had a good time with Celine at Palace Spa. She gives a great massage, has a perfect petite fit body, and very skilled at delivering the climax.

This is the link to to the lady. I don't think she was blocking fiv, but rather wanted to do her own fingers to get off as soon as possible as she was trying to get me off as quickly as possible. Overall just a bad experience for the amount of money she wanted.

[QUOTE=Kijimuna;6469642][URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/hws/d/herndon-revitalize-therapy/7626651396.html[/URL]

Columbian chick.[/QUOTE]

I was running an errand in Manassas Saturday evening and drove by Manassas Massage Therapy on Surveyor ct. I hadn't been there in a year and really didn't have time for a visit as the family was expecting me soon but what the hell.

As I drove past I saw a luxury SUV parked right in front with a young Asian lady sitting in the back seat and the door open. That sparked my interest so I parked across the parking lot and waited to see how this played out. Soon after Papasan exited the AMP and went to the open SUV door to escort a 20 something cutie into the AMP and then drive off. That's when I knew my plans changed; fresh meat.

Popped in the building and was met by the cute and flirty girl, upper 20's and well dressed. She immediately gave me a hug and led me into a room and said no English. I told her 30 minutes and she held up 5 fingers so I gave her. 5 where she left the room and I heard her chatting with another girl. When she returned I was sitting naked in the easy chair (my M. O.) and she just walked over to me and lifted her shirt to reveal some cute B's with light colored nipples. I started to nurse and reached under the skirt to rub her panties when she said "you want sex?" I said yes and she asked what I can give. She looks and acts completely new to the AMP and the business so I tested the waters by offering $ and she took the bait. I paid and she left the room again for a hat and when she returned she stripped down naked and asked me to hop the table for CBJ. She does have skills in that department but doesn't act like a pro; more like a GF. After a good 5 min of CBJ with pussy play she started to climb on the table for CG and I suggested a little DATY was better at that moment. Playing charades to get her to lie sideways on the massage table she opened up her legs to reveal one of the best looking pussies I have seen is a really long time. Its was bare and the lips were light pink and it looked, smelled, and tasted fresh as the morning breeze. I have never seen one that fresh in NOVA AMP since I started mongering here 10 years ago. She really didn't like me going deep or DATO but it sure did the trick for me.

Standing MISH was first and then CJ where she likes to grind hard and then MISH again with nursing and light kissing was too much for me. She is enthusiastic and likes to fuck but no real convo. I did enjoy and will definitely return if I ever get back to Manassas. She told me her name is NANA but she is Chinese not Thai. She is about 5'6" and 125; not thin but not fat with a pretty face and perfect skin. The feature I find remarkable is her light nipples and pussy lips. She is truly a new discovery for the area.

Don't ask about massage skills because I never got there. Nursing, pussy play, light DATY, CBJ, CFS, CJ, MISH, light kissing, and the cleanest looking pussy I have seen on an AMP girl. Also a stickler for hygiene she will spray down your privates and hands with alcohol after the deed.

Damage - . 5 HHR house and $ tip. Don't know if that will change once she learns the market conditions.

[QUOTE=Coaster42;6466636]After doing something stupid with my back I called KK to stretch the back out. She was busy but referred me to Anna. Anna's ad is [URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/gallows-rd/23003574.html.[/URL] A few thoughts to help you decide to read on. If you like spinners then Anna is not for you. She is a big girl. If you want lots of extras Anna is (probably) not the girl for you. Having said that he massage technique is first rate. She spent well over an hour working the back and legs. When she hit knots she worked them until better or I could not take the pressure. She is very strong. When the flip came normally the masseuse very quickly moves to the special muscle. Not Anna. Shoulders, neck, legs all were worked on. When she asked if a special muscle needed massage I of course said yes. She meant massage. For a good ten minutes she worked the needed area until convinced I was relaxed. She is definitely not a clock watcher. I was there nearly 90 minutes. Anna said she worked with KK about three years ago and now is back. She also can carry on a conversation and is generally very pleasant to be with. $1. 2 plus tip.[/QUOTE]Has anybody tried KK's friend Mint? Wondering about the menu options.

A new massage technician is expected to reopen Lucky Spa next week. Vicki appreciates the kind words and concerns of all.

Recommend calling for an appointment before travel as the day of reopening has not yet been confirmed (just that the new massage technician is expected to reopen Lucky Spa next week).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[QUOTE=HarleyDude29;6470007]This is the link to to the lady. I don't think she was blocking fiv, but rather wanted to do her own fingers to get off as soon as possible as she was trying to get me off as quickly as possible. Overall just a bad experience for the amount of money she wanted.[/QUOTE]Clicked on link and saw she has deleted her ad. Guessing she reads this forum and saw the reviews that reveals her GPS attitude.

I tried this Amanda at Queen Spa with four 5-star reviews. Maybe I got bait and switched? She was definitely not 25-30, more like 40, and quite heavy. She gave a decent massage though and I just had to do my usual trick of closing my eyes and imagining someone else.

Quite sick of the bait-and-switch trick. Seems to happen way too frequently. I need to just walk out as soon as the woman doesn't meet my expectations.

[QUOTE=RickNva;6470410]Clicked on link and saw she has deleted her ad. Guessing she reads this forum and saw the reviews that reveals her GPS attitude.[/QUOTE]Because it is all the same proprietor.

I'll give you a hint, her name rhymes with shady.


So expect a set of new numbers and new ads in yet another rebrand shortly.

[QUOTE=BarneySanders;6470241]Has anybody tried KK's friend Mint? Wondering about the menu options.[/QUOTE]Mint is the best of KK's group imo. She does upgrades after she knows you, not super cheap but I've heard of more expensive options. I also think she's pretty good looking and all natural.

[QUOTE=FourNick8;6470170]I was running an errand in Manassas Saturday evening and drove by Manassas Massage Therapy on Surveyor ct. I hadn't been there in a year and really didn't have time for a visit as the family was expecting me soon but what the hell.

As I drove past I saw a luxury SUV parked right in front with a young Asian lady sitting in the back seat and the door open. That sparked my interest so I parked across the parking lot and waited to see how this played out. Soon after Papasan exited the AMP and went to the open SUV door to escort a 20 something cutie into the AMP and then drive off. That's when I knew my plans changed; fresh meat.

Popped in the building and was met by the cute and flirty girl, upper 20's and well dressed. She immediately gave me a hug and led me into a room and said no English. I told her 30 minutes and she held up 5 fingers so I gave her. 5 where she left the room and I heard her chatting with another girl. When she returned I was sitting naked in the easy chair (my M. O.) and she just walked over to me and lifted her shirt to reveal some cute B's with light colored nipples. I started to nurse and reached under the skirt to rub her panties when she said "you want sex?" I said yes and she asked what I can give. She looks and acts completely new to the AMP and the business so I tested the waters by offering $ and she took the bait. I paid and she left the room again for a hat and when she returned she stripped down naked and asked me to hop the table for CBJ. She does have skills in that department but doesn't act like a pro; more like a GF. After a good 5 min of CBJ with pussy play she started to climb on the table for CG and I suggested a little DATY was better at that moment. Playing charades to get her to lie sideways on the massage table she opened up her legs to reveal one of the best looking pussies I have seen is a really long time. Its was bare and the lips were light pink and it looked, smelled, and tasted fresh as the morning breeze. I have never seen one that fresh in NOVA AMP since I started mongering here 10 years ago. She really didn't like me going deep or DATO but it sure did the trick for me.

Standing MISH was first and then CJ where she likes to grind hard and then MISH again with nursing and light kissing was too much for me. She is enthusiastic and likes to fuck but no real convo. I did enjoy and will definitely return if I ever get back to Manassas. She told me her name is NANA but she is Chinese not Thai. She is about 5'6" and 125; not thin but not fat with a pretty face and perfect skin. The feature I find remarkable is her light nipples and pussy lips. She is truly a new discovery for the area.

Don't ask about massage skills because I never got there. Nursing, pussy play, light DATY, CBJ, CFS, CJ, MISH, light kissing, and the cleanest looking pussy I have seen on an AMP girl. Also a stickler for hygiene she will spray down your privates and hands with alcohol after the deed.

Damage - . 5 HHR house and $ tip. Don't know if that will change once she learns the market conditions.[/QUOTE]I saw "Nana" and to be clear, she's certainly not 20's. I'd say low 40's and average build, nothing to write home about. 5'6 is accurate, but I'd put her closer to 135-140. Definitely Chinese. I would not recommend anyone going out of their way in hopes of finding a gem. Parking is a nightmare and even if you park in a lot far off, it's a lengthy walk. A lot of traffic in the general area considering nothing is open and there is no where to go, which is weird.

I've never seen anything in Manassas that's decent.

[QUOTE=BuckshotWatson;6459140]Had a very nice session with Cherry. Younger, slender, pretty therapist who does a good deep tissue massage, including back-walking if you want. Very sweet young woman, with a nice personality and figure. I would absolutely return, and hope to see her again soon. I believe the providers rotate out fairly quickly, but I've had great experiences with all that I've seen here. For those of you looking for younger women, I think you will be happy with May Wellness. Be nice to the ladies, and it will pay dividends. Cheers.[/QUOTE]I asked for Cherry but got Sunny again. Same woman, different names?

[QUOTE=LocalCustomer;6470414]I tried this Amanda at Queen Spa with four 5-star reviews. Maybe I got bait and switched? She was definitely not 25-30, more like 40, and quite heavy. She gave a decent massage though and I just had to do my usual trick of closing my eyes and imagining someone else.

Quite sick of the bait-and-switch trick. Seems to happen way too frequently. I need to just walk out as soon as the woman doesn't meet my expectations.[/QUOTE]I'm still relatively new to hobby August will be 1 year. But after a few bait and switches, I finally got the coconuts to say thanks but no thanks and leave. May have left unsatisfied but my hard earned money wasn't wasted on unattractive provider. Plus, with so many AMPs along I95 corridor, not hard to find another place and TOFTT, then report.

[QUOTE=HarleyDude29;6469427]This could be here or in Craigslist; however the place is a very nice LMP, so I'll go with this. Saw this ad on CL and Rubrankings almost in identical form. [URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/hws/d/herndon-revitalize-therapy/7626651396.html.[/URL] [/QUOTE]I was going to hit this place up. Saw her ad a week or 2 ago. Message seemed ok. Saw a hour was 100. I was going to only bring 60 got nova finish as that is my limit. She would not of been happy. LOL. Might be getting priced out of the hobby as lately even 60 does not bring smiles for a nova. Also sorry you had to take a hit on that one.

I might hit up Lucy as not been there long time and see what happens. She has a new person working for her and not seen any review for her.

[QUOTE=LocalCustomer;6470919]I asked for Cherry but got Sunny again. Same woman, different names?[/QUOTE]No, different women. I've seen them both, and enjoyed my time with both of them. Cherry has apparently left and Sunny, who had been there previously, is now back for a little while.

[QUOTE=Start2;6462980]Wonderful session just like all the other reviews. She offered MSOG afterwards, but I'm too old for that sort of thing. Otherwise great personality and easy to talk to.[/QUOTE]Looks like Sophia just left. Disappointed cause I was hoping to see her again since she was so chill to be around. Phone person said they got 2 new girls in. Anyone know if Sophia is planning to return?

[URL]https://www.dmvlatinamassage.com/providers[/URL]

Seen Kayla a few times. I've seen most of the ladies here from DMV massage but I think Kayla is the best of the bunch. She's from Argentina, speaks great English, she's a fun bubbly personality, not a clock watcher, gives an ok Massage, and doesn't charge you insane prices.

Menu is limited to only HJ but she will get full nude. She's got a great body from being a former belly dancer and some nice tattoos. Allows nursing. Wish she did offer more, YMMV of course but for what you get it's well worth the price of admission. I've enjoyed my time spent with her for $. 6 which is close to what you're spending for a terrible experience at the "other" Latin spa (s) in Herndon / Reston / Stirling. You all know which ones I'm referring to.

FHOH I think continues to be the staple. But for variety (and potentially a lighter hit on the wallet) I don't think you can go wrong with DMVlatinamassage and it's def worth it to try Kayla.

We're already drowning, all we have to do is just open our mouths and let the water in.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6472056][URL]https://www.dmvlatinamassage.com/providers[/URL]

Seen Kayla a few times. I've seen most of the ladies here from DMV massage but I think Kayla is the best of the bunch. She's from Argentina, speaks great English, she's a fun bubbly personality, not a clock watcher, gives an ok Massage, and doesn't charge you insane prices.

Menu is limited to only HJ but she will get full nude. She's got a great body from being a former belly dancer and some nice tattoos. Allows nursing. Wish she did offer more, YMMV of course but for what you get it's well worth the price of admission. I've enjoyed my time spent with her for $. 6 which is close to what you're spending for a terrible experience at the "other" Latin spa (s) in Herndon / Reston / Stirling. You all know which ones I'm referring to.

FHOH I think continues to be the staple. But for variety (and potentially a lighter hit on the wallet) I don't think you can go wrong with DMVlatinamassage and it's def worth it to try Kayla.

We're already drowning, all we have to do is just open our mouths and let the water in.[/QUOTE]Sorry to ask what I think is kind of a noob question. You mean you paid $1. 2 for the massage and $. 6 extra? I've been mostly seeing PV providers for 1/2 hour appointments for the last few years and I admit, I'm still surprised that it seems to be the norm now that for an hour massage with NOVA finish, it's basically $1. 8 . I guess that's the going rate for an hour massage now?

I suppose I'm still thinking like it's 10 years ago when a massage was $1. 2 and you might tip $. 2 . I suppose times have changed and inflation is what it is.

[QUOTE=Touristic;6472489]Sorry to ask what I think is kind of a noob question. You mean you paid $1. 2 for the massage and $. 6 extra? I've been mostly seeing PV providers for 1/2 hour appointments for the last few years and I admit, I'm still surprised that it seems to be the norm now that for an hour massage with NOVA finish, it's basically $1. 8 . I guess that's the going rate for an hour massage now?

I suppose I'm still thinking like it's 10 years ago when a massage was $1. 2 and you might tip $. 2 . I suppose times have changed and inflation is what it is.[/QUOTE]160 is what I paid for the entire ordeal.

Kinda interesting that a member with one post is writing about the cost of massages 10 years ago, Stay safe boys, don't spill all the beans.

Lucky Spa has reopened. New staff. And minor cosmetic changes to the entrance (now a more typical two door entrance).

Manager and Staff are friends of Vicki.

Appointments are recommended.

YMMV and (as always) -- be nice to the Ladies.

PA.

[QUOTE=Touristic;6472489]Sorry to ask what I think is kind of a noob question. You mean you paid $1. 2 for the massage and $. 6 extra? I've been mostly seeing PV providers for 1/2 hour appointments for the last few years and I admit, I'm still surprised that it seems to be the norm now that for an hour massage with NOVA finish, it's basically $1. 8 . I guess that's the going rate for an hour massage now?

I suppose I'm still thinking like it's 10 years ago when a massage was $1. 2 and you might tip $. 2 . I suppose times have changed and inflation is what it is.[/QUOTE]So you are questioning the cost service increasing by. 40 over ten years. Simple rough math equates that to less than 3% year seems in line with your inflation comment.

[QUOTE=PomLovesThais;6472864]So you are questioning the cost service increasing by. 40 over ten years. Simple rough math equates that to less than 3% year seems in line with your inflation comment.[/QUOTE]80 for the hour is still standard everywhere I've been in this area.

Tips from 60 (half hearted HJ) to 140 (CFS If that's your thing). I'm sure there are variances from place to place and lady to lady but that seems to be the standard right now I haven't heard of anyone charging 120 for the hour.

Finally had a chance to monger in your area. A couple of you braddahs recommended couple places via pm but those didn't pan out due to either they're busy or need to get in the guest list or maybe they no like one Hawai'I braddah! LOL. So I just googled nearest spa when I was nearby Burke. Garden Soa off I went. I got to the place and called and mamasan answered and asked for a walk in. I got to the place and the door said Empire, but what hell, I went in and mamasan brought me in tha room asking if it was my 1st and said I give you one nice looking girl. After a moment, shijo or suji walked in and ask if it's my first time in that spa. I said yes and said only 1/2 hour since it's my first time. I gave the. 80 and off the TS. TS was normal, no plays, just washed the small head.

Back to the room, massage was non existent so I just started to feel her out since I was there for a release. She asked what I want and I point to her box and said 1. 60. I'm new to the area so wth I said ok then she started the deed. Licking the balls, CBJ was ok, then CG. She was grinding me good on CG so had to stop and turn her around for DS. She has a nice tight pussy and stayed there for awhile. I came a little bit on DS and told her to turn around. She checked the bag and said you already shoot inside. I said no and she wanted to end it there. I insisted and finally let me finish in mish and that I had 1 minute and shoot in the bag. LOL cleaned me up and She told me next time do the 1-hour. While I was changing we was talking a bit. Asked her how old she was and said 25, but to me she's probably mid 30's. Only negative is she has smoker's breath, which is ok since I was just there for the boom boom but overall was a good visit. Not great so if you get something better PM a nice one and as always, I'll do the same when you're in Honolulu.

Went to Manassas massage therapy and Nana opened the door. Apparnetly Nana is the only English word he knows. She was cute mid 30's to 40 probably 135 lb. She grabbed me by the hand and took me back to the room really fast. I mean speed walking fast. I was thinking to myself WTF did LEO just go by or something. She couldn't speak any english when I tried asking but it seemed like I just ordered a huge meal at a restraunts closing time. She came back with a towel and put it on the counter and she shut the door. I'm just standing there wondering what is happening. This is where it got weird, I'm still standing there waiting to pay the entrance fee and she unbuttons and unzips my kahki shorts and pulls them to my ankles. What is happening? I'm trying to communicate but she keeps pointing to her wrist like she want to know the time. She oiled up junior an jerked him with me standing up, shorts on the floor around my ankles, tshirt still on. I just let it happen. And shot on her hands and floor faster than I would have preffered. She then quickly cleaned me up pulls my shorts back up, points to her wrist and then holds up five fingers. I reach into my pocket and give her the 50 I was going to provide for entrance. She took it and smiled. Grabbed me by the hand and wisked me out the door quickly. Very quickly. Not even a chance I could have tipped even if I wanted to. I think I was in and out in under 10 mins. I can say I've never had anything like that happen before and never read anything like that. I really wanted a backrub but instead got a quicky handy. So. WTF?? Was that all about? Did I catch her at the end of her shift?

[QUOTE=SmittyJ;6473601]Went to Manassas massage therapy and Nana opened the door. Apparnetly Nana is the only English word he knows. She was cute mid 30's to 40 probably 135 lb. She grabbed me by the hand and took me back to the room really fast. I mean speed walking fast. I was thinking to myself WTF did LEO just go by or something. She couldn't speak any english when I tried asking but it seemed like I just ordered a huge meal at a restraunts closing time. She came back with a towel and put it on the counter and she shut the door. I'm just standing there wondering what is happening. This is where it got weird, I'm still standing there waiting to pay the entrance fee and she unbuttons and unzips my kahki shorts and pulls them to my ankles. What is happening? I'm trying to communicate but she keeps pointing to her wrist like she want to know the time. She oiled up junior an jerked him with me standing up, shorts on the floor around my ankles, tshirt still on. I just let it happen. And shot on her hands and floor faster than I would have preffered. She then quickly cleaned me up pulls my shorts back up, points to her wrist and then holds up five fingers. I reach into my pocket and give her the 50 I was going to provide for entrance. She took it and smiled. Grabbed me by the hand and wisked me out the door quickly. Very quickly. Not even a chance I could have tipped even if I wanted to. I think I was in and out in under 10 mins. I can say I've never had anything like that happen before and never read anything like that. I really wanted a backrub but instead got a quicky handy. So. WTF?? Was that all about? Did I catch her at the end of her shift?[/QUOTE]That's a story for the ages!

The way I see it you basically ordered the happy meal from a fast food joint.

I've had many dreams in this hobby but never that, so take it is a dub.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6473608]That's a story for the ages!

The way I see it you basically ordered the happy meal from a fast food joint.

I've had many dreams in this hobby but never that, so take it is a dub.[/QUOTE]Well I didn't order anything from the menu, they just thru it out the delivery window when I drove by! LOL.

I'll take it as a W but now got to spend more to ge the back rub I was after. .

[QUOTE=SmittyJ;6473601]Went to Manassas massage therapy and Nana opened the door. Apparnetly Nana is the only English word he knows. She was cute mid 30's to 40 probably 135 lb. She grabbed me by the hand and took me back to the room really fast. I mean speed walking fast. I was thinking to myself WTF did LEO just go by or something. She couldn't speak any english when I tried asking but it seemed like I just ordered a huge meal at a restraunts closing time. She came back with a towel and put it on the counter and she shut the door. I'm just standing there wondering what is happening. This is where it got weird, I'm still standing there waiting to pay the entrance fee and she unbuttons and unzips my kahki shorts and pulls them to my ankles. What is happening? I'm trying to communicate but she keeps pointing to her wrist like she want to know the time. She oiled up junior a jerked him with me standing up, shorts on the floor around my ankles, tshirt still on. I just let it happen. And shot on her hands and floor faster than I would have preffered. She then quickly cleaned me up pulls my shorts back up, points to her wrist and then holds up five fingers. I reach into my pocket and give her the 50 I was going to provide for entrance. She took it and smiled. Grabbed me by the hand and wisked me out the door quickly. Very quickly. Not even a chance I could have tipped even if I wanted to. I think I was in and out in under 10 mins. I can say I've never had anything like that happen before and never read anything like that. I really wanted a backrub but instead got a quicky handy. So. WTF?? Was that all about? Did I catch her at the end of her shift?[/QUOTE]This is the type of place that you hit up after getting blue balls from a spa you mistakenly thought would give extras but you end up just getting a legit massage and you just need to get a quick nut off LOL. Or it's a place you hit up after an urge to drop a second nut after dropping your first nut at your favorite AMP but you don't want to pay another house fee and tip again.

I think she was trying to squeeze you in between appointments and wanted to keep the 50 for herself.

[QUOTE=Serpico99;6473743]This is the type of place that you hit up after getting blue balls from a spa you mistakenly thought would give extras but you end up just getting a legit massage and you just need to get a quick nut off LOL. Or it's a place you hit up after an urge to drop a second nut after dropping your first nut at your favorite AMP but you don't want to pay another house fee and tip again.

I think she was trying to squeeze you in between appointments and wanted to keep the 50 for herself.[/QUOTE]When I saw her get out of her handlers car on Saturday I reported here she seemed completely clueless to how the business works here in NOVA. Offered $ for FS multiple positions and she didn't bat an eye. Suspect she will learn how it works here soon or be gone.

One thing I forgot to mention in my report. While she was grinding hard on CG I pulled and stretched her light colored nipples excessively-stretching then out over an inch and she didn't mind at all. Most all providers won't let me do that.

Had free time and was bored so went back to One to hopefully get apple but got Cream again. She gave me this whole attitude about how I only tipped $. 2 and I owed her for last time. Since I wasn't in the hassle mood just gave extra dub this visit. On way out mamasan brought over new girl named Jade who looked great and asked when I return. Left went to Rosie's to try win some money and of course lost. On way home saw Oasis on rt1 and stopped in. Don't think I will be going back as it was 70 for hh and $. 5 for the full massage. Masseuse did have a very fit body in a skimpy nipple slip dress. Maybe another time.

Had a chance to pull the trigger on my first Thai experience this morning. Setup with Ronda in Annandale was easy. Agreed on 10 am appointment but arrived 20 minutes early. She said, no problem, come on up. Sent specific instructions on how to get up to the room. Once there, met with a hug and was told to undress and get comfortable. Got on a legit massage table with the head attachment. Semi-therapeutic massage followed. Nice pressure and it was performed topless. Not sure if this is SOP with Thai providers (I didn't ask for a topless massage). Transition to the main event was rather abrupt but nice finish -- I wasn't a fan of the vibrator, LOL!. She's still not FS but said next month it opens up on her menu. Cleanup followed by a nice head massage and some leg stretching. She's definitely not a clock watcher. I was there for 1.5 hours (paid for 1).

Overall, nice first Thai experience. Ronda was chatty when she needed to and quiet during the massage. I will probably be back, but I need to tell her to skip the vibrator next time. Seniors, PM for deets.

[QUOTE=SmittyJ;6473601]Went to Manassas massage therapy and Nana opened the door. Apparnetly Nana is the only English word he knows. She was cute mid 30's to 40 probably 135 lb. She grabbed me by the hand and took me back to the room really fast. I mean speed walking fast. I was thinking to myself WTF did LEO just go by or something. She couldn't speak any english when I tried asking but it seemed like I just ordered a huge meal at a restraunts closing time. She came back with a towel and put it on the counter and she shut the door. I'm just standing there wondering what is happening. This is where it got weird, I'm still standing there waiting to pay the entrance fee and she unbuttons and unzips my kahki shorts and pulls them to my ankles. What is happening? I'm trying to communicate but she keeps pointing to her wrist like she want to know the time. She oiled up junior an jerked him with me standing up, shorts on the floor around my ankles, tshirt still on. I just let it happen. And shot on her hands and floor faster than I would have preffered. She then quickly cleaned me up pulls my shorts back up, points to her wrist and then holds up five fingers. I reach into my pocket and give her the 50 I was going to provide for entrance. She took it and smiled. Grabbed me by the hand and wisked me out the door quickly. Very quickly. Not even a chance I could have tipped even if I wanted to. I think I was in and out in under 10 mins. I can say I've never had anything like that happen before and never read anything like that. I really wanted a backrub but instead got a quicky handy. So. WTF?? Was that all about? Did I catch her at the end of her shift?[/QUOTE]But extra is meh.