What's the best 'no sex' line you've ever heard?
Heard my best no sex line the other night, did this girl (won't name names or the club so she won't find out who I am) but on my return visit I could tell she was hurting for cash. Offered the same and she said "I can't, my pH levels still aren't right with that lube you used last time". Now that was a good one, I knew she wanted the response of 'Ok, lets just go for dances' but I took my money home with me. Another great one that's been done to me several time but in Thailand is the 'cough'. You and the girl come back to your hotel and when she wants to leave she starts to cough, then says 'me go to hospital'. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. No shame on me, was ready for it since it was the same gogo. We had agreed up 5 for long time so when the coughing started I said 'ok, but now its short time' and only gave her 2 k.