Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Broome333;7330868]Given the choice between HJ only and a thick Asian that can take a pounding I suppose its no surprise that I headed for old rose. As we were headed for the room I asked if Vivi was gone even though I knew she is. Apparently letting her know that I have been there before worked. The incidintal contact started approximately 12 seconds into the massage. She asked soft, medium or hard but I don't think my answer really mattered. Her technique is probably best described as disorganized. One second she was on my shoulders, the next my right calf, back to the shoulders. , to the lower back and then down one arm or the other. Honestly I don't think she touched my left leg at all until after the flip. She is also very generous with the oil. If you have someone watching at home probably best to say no to the oil unless you can get away with coming home looking like you just left a Diddy party. The hot towel can only do so much. Speaking of the flip I provocked it pretty early since I wasn't really feeling the massage. She made contact with a good spot and I lifted up to give her access. She took the bait and asked what I wanted. I gave her 120 for everything which was accepted without comment. She isn't a spinner but honestly I wouldn't say thick. More average build in my opinion but that is a matter of point of view. I will wholeheartedly agree with the taking a pounding part though. She took everything I threw at her and asked for more. Extra points for being vocal and willing to talk dirty. She claimed to have got off but I think that was just theatrics. Did a few different position changes without complaint. All in all I was completely satisfied with her looks, figure, performance and price. She did more massage after clean up including a pretty decent foot rub but was still around 10 minutes short of the hour I paid for. I would definitely repeat but would probably do a half hour or see if she was down to skip the massage and just do the extras. Another plus is this was the first time in years at old rose that my time wasn't interrupted. Thanks for the recommendation Big John.[/QUOTE]Old rose uninterrupted holy shit it's been literally years since it I didn't hear a bell go off or phone ring I might have to stop over.

[QUOTE=Broome333;7330868]Given the choice between HJ only and a thick Asian that can take a pounding I suppose its no surprise that I headed for old rose. As we were headed for the room I asked if Vivi was gone even though I knew she is. Apparently letting her know that I have been there before worked. The incidintal contact started approximately 12 seconds into the massage. She asked soft, medium or hard but I don't think my answer really mattered. Her technique is probably best described as disorganized. One second she was on my shoulders, the next my right calf, back to the shoulders. , to the lower back and then down one arm or the other. Honestly I don't think she touched my left leg at all until after the flip. She is also very generous with the oil. If you have someone watching at home probably best to say no to the oil unless you can get away with coming home looking like you just left a Diddy party. The hot towel can only do so much. Speaking of the flip I provocked it pretty early since I wasn't really feeling the massage. She made contact with a good spot and I lifted up to give her access. She took the bait and asked what I wanted. I gave her 120 for everything which was accepted without comment. She isn't a spinner but honestly I wouldn't say thick. More average build in my opinion but that is a matter of point of view. I will wholeheartedly agree with the taking a pounding part though. She took everything I threw at her and asked for more. Extra points for being vocal and willing to talk dirty. She claimed to have got off but I think that was just theatrics. Did a few different position changes without complaint. All in all I was completely satisfied with her looks, figure, performance and price. She did more massage after clean up including a pretty decent foot rub but was still around 10 minutes short of the hour I paid for. I would definitely repeat but would probably do a half hour or see if she was down to skip the massage and just do the extras. Another plus is this was the first time in years at old rose that my time wasn't interrupted. Thanks for the recommendation Big John.[/QUOTE]Hey glad it went well for you. Yeah she's not really thick at all, just in comparison to Vivi. That girl was the epitome of what I look for in an AMP spinner. Miss that girl. I actually wasn't interrupted the last few times either. Called ahead and was there later in the night. She seems or even said she's not that busy. Plus most guys go during the day I think. I try to treat her good so I have a definite option when I want to really go to town.

Got a text yesterday indicating there is a new girl at New Life in East Moline. They seem to be changing every couple of months.

[QUOTE=BigJohn619;7331104]Hey glad it went well for you. Yeah she's not really thick at all, just in comparison to Vivi. That girl was the epitome of what I look for in an AMP spinner. Miss that girl. I actually wasn't interrupted the last few times either. Called ahead and was there later in the night. She seems or even said she's not that busy. Plus most guys go during the day I think. I try to treat her good so I have a definite option when I want to really go to town.[/QUOTE]I liked Vivi too. She was definitely a change to the QC norm. LOL. The downside is she had guys lined up around the block. That got to be a pain after a handful of visits. I was under the impression most guys went in the evening. I typically shoot for late morning or early afternoon so they are still somewhat fresh. Seems like they are running on fumes the times I have tried to visit late nights.

[QUOTE=Broome333;7331382]I liked Vivi too. She was definitely a change to the QC norm. LOL. The downside is she had guys lined up around the block. That got to be a pain after a handful of visits. I was under the impression most guys went in the evening. I typically shoot for late morning or early afternoon so they are still somewhat fresh. Seems like they are running on fumes the times I have tried to visit late nights.[/QUOTE]I used to think evenings would be busier too, but I've asked everywhere I've went for the last year and at least in QC its slower at night. Almost all the girls say weekdays daytime are slammed cause of guys being able to get away and use work as an excuse. They say weekends and nights are slower. Makes sense to me. Rarely do I get to do a night or weekend time. And yeah, you kinda got to deal with a lot of people before you. I let that go after Orlando and Chicago trips. The girls are literally banging almost. 12-15 guys a day. Its fuckin crazy.

Went over to old rose to try the new one no cars in sight note on the door said open on the 4th rang the bell and nothing didn't feel like standing there forever so I walked back to my car a suv pulled up dude walked up and rang the bell and nothing again I called and the number was off ugh so I went over to hydro lot was packed I didn't even try so I hadn't been to grace in awhile pulled up lot was empty walked in door went off and nothing I say hello and nothing so I'm about to walk out and someone yelled hello and Leelee? Came out and asked if I wanted a hhr? I Said hr she said oh hhr? I reluctantly agreed she left I got ready and laid there a good 10 minutes she never came back so I started getting dressed had my shoes about on and she came back in saying sorry sorry and rubbing my shoulder I got undressed and laid face up signaling I was ready to cut the bs she came over and lightly touched my cock and made a hand motion I pointed to the kitty and she said no then she points to her mouth I asked how much she said 140 I told her I regularly pay 120 for the kitty she pointed to the mouth again and said 120 I said 80 so she didn't say no and started a furious handy and Said just hand ughhhh so she's giving me a handy when I hear light knocking on the door she goes to it and started whispering to another girl they talk for a min and she comes back jacking harder than before trying to get me to pop limited lower roaming got access to the tits but they were ehh that's when I hear a guy out in the hallway say where are you? Where did you go? "I can see what's going on some guy was probably getting a 4 hand hour and she tried to slip me in by only saying hhr and trying to get me to pop quick that pissed me off for myself and the other guy" she ran out of the room and I could hear her giggling and laughing saying I'm here I'm here so I hear the talking fade I assume she went back into his room so I'm like fuck this I'm getting ready to walk out again when she zooms back in saying sorry sorry sorry I pointed to the door and Said busy! She laughed and said no no no busy and pushed me back on the table she sat me down and got on her knees double hand machine like cranking and that shit does not work on me so I just let her burn her arms out while making impatient grunts and annoyed sighs then once again light knocking on the door and the other girl says something so she starts yelling at her while jacking me (this bs is so unprofessional who the hell would come back) so the other one yells back and slaps the door then leaves this has been going on for over 30 minutes now and I was ready to gtfo so I took over popped started getting dressed I grabbed the 10 from my change leaving 40 on the table she gave me a glare bit didn't say anything and that was that. Grace has really fell off quickly definitely will be avoiding them until a new one arrives.

[QUOTE=BillRose;7331700] Grace has really fell off quickly definitely will be avoiding them until a new one arrives.[/QUOTE]Hate to hear that about Grace. Had some good experiences there but noticed a precipitous decline during my last couple of visits, which your report further confirms. I will never understand the shortsightedness of some MTs. They lose a good client for months behind this crap.

[QUOTE=FreddyJ723;7331362]Got a text yesterday indicating there is a new girl at New Life in East Moline. They seem to be changing every couple of months.[/QUOTE]Don't fall for that game. She sends those out all the time when business is slow only to have you show up and find the same MT there. Fool me once. You know the rest. Go ahead and TOFTT, confirm and report back. LOL.

Got into old rose this morning called the number was back on she answered spoke decent English Said she wasn't busy told her I'll be there in 2 min I get there and a car is out front ring the door takes her awhile to open it she said oh you called? I said yes she made a confused face then told me to come in she took me to the room collected the fee left and took quite awhile coming back probably 10 min I said busy? She Said no you called first so she kind of admitted another guy was there but she's seeing me first because I called now everything after this is partially my own fault because whenever there's another customer inside they always rush and l know this but she seems very nice so I stayed I could tell she was rushing the massage trying to hit all parts quickly hit my shoulders leg arm then flipped me all within 10 minutes I was disappointed easy negotiating after the flip she left and took awhile coming back probably checked on the other customer that killed my mood in was ready to go ugh she came back in and started warming me back up with her hands started a CBJ was decent but not long enough jumped on top and just started grinding fast she's attractive and not old body is on the thick side definitely not thin idk she seems nice I just wasn't into with the rushing she never said hurry but her body language spoke for her flipped her for doggy popped and was out.

[QUOTE=BillRose;7333391]Got into old rose this morning called the number was back on she answered spoke decent English Said she wasn't busy told her I'll be there in 2 min I get there and a car is out front ring the door takes her awhile to open it she said oh you called? I said yes she made a confused face then told me to come in she took me to the room collected the fee left and took quite awhile coming back probably 10 min I said busy? She Said no you called first so she kind of admitted another guy was there but she's seeing me first because I called now everything after this is partially my own fault because whenever there's another customer inside they always rush and l know this but she seems very nice so I stayed I could tell she was rushing the massage trying to hit all parts quickly hit my shoulders leg arm then flipped me all within 10 minutes I was disappointed easy negotiating after the flip she left and took awhile coming back probably checked on the other customer that killed my mood in was ready to go ugh she came back in and started warming me back up with her hands started a CBJ was decent but not long enough jumped on top and just started grinding fast she's attractive and not old body is on the thick side definitely not thin idk she seems nice I just wasn't into with the rushing she never said hurry but her body language spoke for her flipped her for doggy popped and was out.[/QUOTE]That sucks. Having an uninterrupted hour there was a complete surprise for me. Seems like old rose attracts girls that are willing to stack guys like firewood and rush everone through. I would think that would kill return business but I guess not. Hell I can't talk, I am still going back. LOL.

[QUOTE=Broome333;7334336]That sucks. Having an uninterrupted hour there was a complete surprise for me. Seems like old rose attracts girls that are willing to stack guys like firewood and rush everone through. I would think that would kill return business but I guess not. Hell I can't talk, I am still going back. LOL.[/QUOTE]Same. Went there for the 1st time last week. Had to wait in the room for about 5-10, but then had the rest of the visit without interruption. L3 experience for L2 price. Guess I was charming or she was desperate. Didn't catch her name. Will go back!

[QUOTE=BigJohn619;7324519]Ok Batman, so I may not be a sadist but I'm pretty sure you sent me to one. Ho-ly fuck does she dig into your shit. Walked up at 8 pm anf she wad heading out. Offered her 75 for a half hour cause I'm a wreck from work. She kinda didn't want to but put her stuff down. Said "only massage" and that's all I wanted anyways.

So not sure if you've ever had the experience where the massage is so deep you think you're going to A) rip a fart B) piss your pants or C) completely shit yourself all over the bed. Well that's pretty much the level of intensity. She gave me a full 30 minutes of unfathomable pain. And I think I'm going to marry this one. LOL. Maybe I am a sadist? Well whatever cause it wad the most intense deep tissue I've had. Gave her another 20 for staying and so she'll remember me. She earned it. I'll be a regular now.[/QUOTE]Bro. I feel you on the pain scale. I went to Acupressure the other day. Holy shit, she gives a deep massage. It was a good massage too, like she has had some training. I enjoyed her standing on my back, but when she put all her weight on my hamstring, I thought my leg was going to snap. The worst part, no action. I think she is on high alert from the Iowa busts. She said, "only massage here". My last visit months ago, she was very accommodating, so I know things are offered. Probably need to wait another few months.

[QUOTE=Vikodin;7335274]Same. Went there for the 1st time last week. Had to wait in the room for about 5-10, but then had the rest of the visit without interruption. L3 experience for L2 price. Guess I was charming or she was desperate. Didn't catch her name. Will go back![/QUOTE]I'd guess you got L3 for what L3 should be LOL.

[QUOTE=BillRose;7335457]I'd guess you got L3 for what L3 should be LOL.[/QUOTE]That's exactly what I was thinking LOL.

[QUOTE=Vikodin;7335287]Bro. I feel you on the pain scale. I went to Acupressure the other day. Holy shit, she gives a deep massage. It was a good massage too, like she has had some training. I enjoyed her standing on my back, but when she put all her weight on my hamstring, I thought my leg was going to snap. The worst part, no action. I think she is on high alert from the Iowa busts. She said, "only massage here". My last visit months ago, she was very accommodating, so I know things are offered. Probably need to wait another few months.[/QUOTE]LOL! Right! The hamstring stand was pry the most intense part. And I only had a half hour. I think she's professionally trained too. She made my back sound like Rice Crispies. I swear she gave me about 6 or 7 huge adjustment sounds. Like nothing a chiro could do. And I thought I'd be all fucked up the next day at work, like she moved something that shouldn't. All good though. Trying to gear up the balls to experience more satisfying pain.

[QUOTE=BigJohn619;7335971]LOL! Right! The hamstring stand was pry the most intense part. And I only had a half hour. I think she's professionally trained too. She made my back sound like Rice Crispies. I swear she gave me about 6 or 7 huge adjustment sounds. Like nothing a chiro could do. And I thought I'd be all fucked up the next day at work, like she moved something that shouldn't. All good though. Trying to gear up the balls to experience more satisfying pain.[/QUOTE]"Trying to gear up the balls to experience more satisfying pain" had me rolling on the floor. I am definitely not built for that type of massage but acknowledge the appeal. LOL.

[QUOTE=DarkKnight4791;7329444]Just wanted to inform the Mary fans out there of her trip to visit family during July and will return beginning of August. Some of you may have to modify Independence Day plans and seek your fireworks elsewhere. LOL.[/QUOTE]Is the same older lady from last year taking her place again?

[QUOTE=Pmil202;7337268]Is the same older lady from last year taking her place again?[/QUOTE]I don't know who is filling in. Mary told me directly at the end of June so I haven't been there this month.

Another one is up on the site. Update she was pulled from the site hmmmm

[QUOTE=BillRose;7337527]Another one is up on the site. Update she was pulled from the site hmmmm[/QUOTE]The first one disappeared from the site too. If an inmate is released to another agency that is usually listed as their release disposition vs their mugshot just vanishing. Hmmm indeed. My guess is the feds are involved either from the trafficking angle or the immigration angle. Makes you wonder why the second one is still there. Why is she different from the other two?

[QUOTE=Broome333;7337600]The first one disappeared from the site too. If an inmate is released to another agency that is usually listed as their release disposition vs their mugshot just vanishing. Hmmm indeed. My guess is the feds are involved either from the trafficking angle or the immigration angle. Makes you wonder why the second one is still there. Why is she different from the other two?[/QUOTE]They may have determined that she is a victim based information she provided about her boss and / or circumstances. The report I read said victims will not be charged, only traffickers but who knows if that's true or not.

[QUOTE=DarkKnight4791;7337778]They may have determined that she is a victim based information she provided about her boss and / or circumstances. The report I read said victims will not be charged, only traffickers but who knows if that's true or not.[/QUOTE]That's another option.

[QUOTE=DarkKnight4791;7337778]They may have determined that she is a victim based information she provided about her boss and / or circumstances. The report I read said victims will not be charged, only traffickers but who knows if that's true or not.[/QUOTE]If I had to guess they probably wanted it wiped quick so people will still talk give info etc.

[QUOTE=BillRose;7337832]If I had to guess they probably wanted it wiped quick so people will still talk give info etc.[/QUOTE]Ya I wonder too, I'd like to know what kinda info guys provided when they got pulled over for a bs traffic stop, I would not give any kind of info myself as this is a business that the city provided a permit to operate to give massages, if it wasn't legit and they knew this trafficking shit was going on who's in on the take at city hall? I my self have never seen any of this at parlor here as the women are free to come and go as they please and go shopping etc., heck I've taken a few shopping, had them cook lunch for me and have took me to lunch, shit most drove a new car etc.! So I'm not buying any of this, all I've seen is it was a crime stoppers tip so maybe someone pissed at some sub par exp idk.

[QUOTE=BillRose;7337527]Another one is up on the site. Update she was pulled from the site hmmmm[/QUOTE]Which site? I didn't see anything on the Scott or RI County listings. What parlor? PM if you want.

Visited Rose the other night and had a great time as usual. Picked the last appointment of the night so the door could be locked with no interruptions. That didn't happen. Some fuck ding donged and was told to go away. Come to find out hes someone who she is actually afraid of. Made me watch her lock the door behind me when I was leaving and said he may still be out there. I'm no badass but I don't spook too easy. Kept my head on a swivel when I was leaving and didn't see the guy. She showed me a screenshot of the video feed to see what he looked like. White guy, 30's, beard and a hood up. So be careful if you go after dark. She also told me some black dude came in the other day and stole her phone. WTF? I know its not in the financial cards, but these girls would benefit from having a booker / door guy on site like all the big city spas. Its one thing thinking of them having to put up with fucking all us mongers. But don't really think how dangerous it is for them. She's here til the 20th of next month if you guys want to check it out.

[QUOTE=BigJohn619;7338400]Visited Rose the other night and had a great time as usual. Picked the last appointment of the night so the door could be locked with no interruptions. That didn't happen. Some fuck ding donged and was told to go away. Come to find out hes someone who she is actually afraid of. Made me watch her lock the door behind me when I was leaving and said he may still be out there. I'm no badass but I don't spook too easy. Kept my head on a swivel when I was leaving and didn't see the guy. She showed me a screenshot of the video feed to see what he looked like. White guy, 30's, beard and a hood up. So be careful if you go after dark. She also told me some black dude came in the other day and stole her phone. WTF? I know it’s not in the financial cards, but these girls would benefit from having a booker / door guy on site like all the big city spas. It’s one thing thinking of them having to put up with fucking all us mongers. But don't really think how dangerous it is for them. She's here til the 20th of next month if you guys want to check it out.[/QUOTE]Just shine the symbol in the sky if you need assistance from this vigilante because I am a badass and I've had to help AMP masseuses get rid of scumbags before and don't mind doing it again, been bored lately LOL.

[QUOTE=DarkKnight4791;7338594]Just shine the symbol in the sky if you need assistance from this vigilante because I am a badass and I've had to help AMP masseuses get rid of scumbags before and don't mind doing it again, been bored lately LOL.[/QUOTE]Oh fuck, you had ME rollin on this one! I will definitely shine the symbol to the sky next time for sure. LOL! Bet you could get one of the girls to dress up like Catwoman?

[QUOTE=BigJohn619;7338400]Visited Rose the other night and had a great time as usual. Picked the last appointment of the night so the door could be locked with no interruptions. That didn't happen. Some fuck ding donged and was told to go away. Come to find out hes someone who she is actually afraid of. Made me watch her lock the door behind me when I was leaving and said he may still be out there. I'm no badass but I don't spook too easy. Kept my head on a swivel when I was leaving and didn't see the guy. She showed me a screenshot of the video feed to see what he looked like. White guy, 30's, beard and a hood up. So be careful if you go after dark. She also told me some black dude came in the other day and stole her phone. WTF? I know its not in the financial cards, but these girls would benefit from having a booker / door guy on site like all the big city spas. Its one thing thinking of them having to put up with fucking all us mongers. But don't really think how dangerous it is for them. She's here til the 20th of next month if you guys want to check it out.[/QUOTE]This goes along with our conversation on timing and is another reason I tend towards late morning / early afternoon excursions to AMPs or to visit STG girls. Less ghetto shenanigans going on during the day versus nights. People will point out that time of day has an effect on availability with skip girls. That's absolutely true but my response is that the ones that keep vampire hours are usually ones to avoid anyway so no real worries there. Badass or not I'm not trying to get shot or end up in cuffs myself over some AMP girls phone.

I saw a couple news stories about the owner of these two getting busted based on a tip from crime stoppers. Odd thing is I don't see her on the scott county jail website. Stories say they found credit card reciepts and used the names to track customers down. Those customers apparently made statements about what was available and what they paid. Hopefully no one here is leaving a paper trail and if questioned is smart enough to shut up and ask for a lawyer. It would appear staying away from the Iowa side shops is the smart move.

[QUOTE=Broome333;7344276]I saw a couple news stories about the owner of these two getting busted based on a tip from crime stoppers. Odd thing is I don't see her on the scott county jail website. Stories say they found credit card reciepts and used the names to track customers down. Those customers apparently made statements about what was available and what they paid. Hopefully no one here is leaving a paper trail and if questioned is smart enough to shut up and ask for a lawyer. It would appear staying away from the Iowa side shops is the smart move.[/QUOTE]It also mentioned cell phone numbers and yikes sometimes I'll text parlors from my actual cell.

[QUOTE=BillRose;7344296]It also mentioned cell phone numbers and yikes sometimes I'll text parlors from my actual cell.[/QUOTE]Hopefully nothing explicit was discussed. This is exactly why I like to save the specifics for face to face discussion. You never know who is listening or reading.

[QUOTE=BillRose;7344296]It also mentioned cell phone numbers and yikes sometimes I'll text parlors from my actual cell.[/QUOTE]Time to get a burner phone, or not. LOL.

There is more than one way to consider this in my opinion. For example, how many legit spas are "cash only" in 2025 when almost no one carries wads of cash around with them to pay for items or services? Suspect the answer is zero. I am not saying every cash only place isn't legitimate, but it could reasonably be considered a red flag. Obviously a place that accepts cards and / or cash may offer a variety of services as well. Tips should always be cash in my opinion if a card is used for the house fee LOL. Personally I think cash is king!

[QUOTE=DarkKnight4791;7344664]Time to get a burner phone, or not. LOL.[/QUOTE]Oh I've got one just slipped up a couple times when messaging parlors nothing but are you available so I don't think I have much too worry about.

[QUOTE=BillRose;7344722]Oh I've got one just slipped up a couple times when messaging parlors nothing but are you available so I don't think I have much too worry about.[/QUOTE]Unless you are offering a specific amount for a specific act them probably not. Where people get in trouble is trying to talk to cops fishing for info. They aren't your friend and they work for the government not you. Anytime you start answering questions you have a much greater chance of talking yourself into trouble versus talking yourself out of trouble. Your best bet is to ask for a lawyer and then stfu.

[QUOTE=DarkKnight4791;7344695]There is more than one way to consider this in my opinion. For example, how many legit spas are "cash only" in 2025 when almost no one carries wads of cash around with them to pay for items or services? Suspect the answer is zero. I am not saying every cash only place isn't legitimate, but it could reasonably be considered a red flag. Obviously a place that accepts cards and / or cash may offer a variety of services as well. Tips should always be cash in my opinion if a card is used for the house fee LOL. Personally I think cash is king![/QUOTE]Whether they accept cards or not is their perogative just like its the customer's prerogative to pay with cash, card or check. To each their own but for me leaving a papertrail is a bad idea. Sure you can always say you were simply paying for a legit massage but why invite scrutiny in the first place? The easiest government interrogation to resist is the one that never occurs.

[QUOTE=Broome333;7344780]Whether they accept cards or not is their perogative just like it’s the customer's prerogative to pay with cash, card or check. To each their own but for me leaving a papertrail is a bad idea. Sure you can always say you were simply paying for a legit massage but why invite scrutiny in the first place? The easiest government interrogation to resist is the one that never occurs.[/QUOTE]All these places have CCTV for safety so there is no getting around the fact that an individual was there, which is all a receipt for house fee proves in my opinion. Some have it inside and outdoorsy who knows where the footage is stored, albeit local or in the cloud. Again, I agree cash is king.

[QUOTE=DarkKnight4791;7344824]All these places have CCTV for safety so there is no getting around the fact that an individual was there, which is all a receipt for house fee proves in my opinion. Some have it inside and outdoorsy who knows where the footage is stored, albeit local or in the cloud. Again, I agree cash is king.[/QUOTE]They were looking at this place for 3. 5 months before the arrest. They no doubt had all the facts before they even started questioning customers. At that point they were just looking for confirmation. No argument they have numerous resources but most of the time they aren't going to go to that much trouble to maybe get a misdemeanor arrest. Putting a name to a face on film takes more work (and probably a court order) whereas simply reading a credit receipt and threatening to out the guy to his wife, employer, etc is much easier. Why give them an easy win?

What I want to know is which one of you is dropping $548 on a single AMP visit and what did you get for that amount?

Well put on my big boy pants and saddled up for a full hour of torturing myself at Acupuncture. I think her name must be Ho Lee Fook. Jesus that lady digs in deeper than a. I'm too sore to be funny. She definitely has real training. And I definitely am a sadist. Never had that intense of a deep tissue. I really dare anybody to go for a full hour and ask for "hard pressure". The highlight was her asking me if I was ready before she destroyed the muscle in the top of my forearm. Hilarious. And painful. Only thing keeping me conscious was images of the Rose girl I saw 15 minutes before. Great girl over there. Highly recommend a day of Bang. Then Ding Ow.