Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Ampyist;4458634]Only had limited time after a business meeting and was in the area and had to try New Life with the expectations of a decent massage. I had previously read reviews about the older MTs here but I didn't care as long as I got a good massage and a happy ending and be on my way. Who knows, the older they are the more experience they may have with their hand skills. Didn't get the name of my MT but she must had been in her 50's. I overlooked the age and just focused on the massage but couldn't help notice her stiff hands almost like she had arthritis or something. On top of that she had a smoker's cough. Many things had to be overlooked let's just say in order to enjoy the massage. On the flip she did not hesitate a bit and gestured if I wanted L1 and I obliged. Despite her stiff hands while massaging me, they were great at delivering my happy ending. She did allow me to roam utc and play with her rack while she finished me off. I think this place employs above 50 women only. I think some people may try this place at least once for kicks but not likely to repeat again.[/QUOTE]It sounds like you had Grandma Mona. She is way north of 50 and yes she has a wonderful smokers cough. The one time that I had Mona I could barely keep a hard on because every time she coughed I could feel tiny spit droplets going all over my body. I am sure that she probably has wicked arthritis, since she has been giving HJ's since the Korean war. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4459576]It sounds like you had Grandma Mona. She is way north of 50 and yes she has a wonderful smokers cough. The one time that I had Mona I could barely keep a hard on because every time she coughed I could feel tiny spit droplets going all over my body. I am sure that she probably has wicked arthritis, since she has been giving HJ's since the Korean war. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Your comments are very entertaining while getting the point across. I had a similar experience and literally had to run away as I was not getting a hard on to begin with. The MT's at this place really need a new life.

[QUOTE=ArielDude28;4459676]Your comments are very entertaining while getting the point across. I had a similar experience and literally had to run away as I was not getting a hard on to begin with. The MT's at this place really need a new life.[/QUOTE]LOL this is so true, they absolutely need a new life! Haha.

[QUOTE=Ampyist;4458634]Only had limited time after a business meeting and was in the area and had to try New Life with the expectations of a decent massage. I had previously read reviews about the older MTs here but I didn't care as long as I got a good massage and a happy ending and be on my way. Who knows, the older they are the more experience they may have with their hand skills. Didn't get the name of my MT but she must had been in her 50's. I overlooked the age and just focused on the massage but couldn't help notice her stiff hands almost like she had arthritis or something. On top of that she had a smoker's cough. Many things had to be overlooked let's just say in order to enjoy the massage. On the flip she did not hesitate a bit and gestured if I wanted L1 and I obliged. Despite her stiff hands while massaging me, they were great at delivering my happy ending. She did allow me to roam utc and play with her rack while she finished me off. I think this place employs above 50 women only. I think some people may try this place at least once for kicks but not likely to repeat again.[/QUOTE]I had Mona back in the day when I was first trying to figure out how all this shit works. My rookie AMP experiences. I brought my own cover and extra tip and had it out where she could see it. I really didn't think she was going to be the one coming back to give me a massage. Between her weird singing lack luster massage and coughing I was more then happy to leave ASAP. She told me to go up the road which I did. I got a cute little Korean in a white dress and maybe 2 inch heels. She broke my AMP cherry and I left very happy.

Anyone remember the AMP between New life and xrsz?

I was recently in the area with some spare time so I decided to treat myself with a nice massage. Got Susie. She came about a week ago. Mid twenty to early 30's with decent English. Maybe around 5. 6 with a C-cup. Good TS and massage. Left happy. Good luck.

Stopped by MT the other day. Rang bell and mamasan came and invited me in. Asked if I have been there before. No, but I said about a month ago. Got to room and a beautiful, sexy woman came in and said she remembered me and gave me a DFK. Table shower and sauna and then back to room. No pretense of massage, grabbed jr and started kissing. Said she loves kissing. Got naked and started BBBJ and kissing each other all over. DATY and she seemed to enjoy it. Tried to put on cover but I said not yet. More kissing and playing with each other and I thought I was with an old girlfriend. She slid down to start more BBBJ and I told her I was ready. She moved her pussy over my face and continued sucking. After it was over, she said I tasted good and rolled her tongue. I think she shoved her pussy in my face to block my view as she probably stroked me to finish but I didn't care. Great time and I will repeat.

[QUOTE=Grumpy83;4468328]Stopped by MT the other day. Rang bell and mamasan came and invited me in. Asked if I have been there before. No, but I said about a month ago. Got to room and a beautiful, sexy woman came in and said she remembered me and gave me a DFK. Table shower and sauna and then back to room. No pretense of massage, grabbed jr and started kissing. Said she loves kissing. Got naked and started BBBJ and kissing each other all over. DATY and she seemed to enjoy it. Tried to put on cover but I said not yet. More kissing and playing with each other and I thought I was with an old girlfriend. She slid down to start more BBBJ and I told her I was ready. She moved her pussy over my face and continued sucking. After it was over, she said I tasted good and rolled her tongue. I think she shoved her pussy in my face to block my view as she probably stroked me to finish but I didn't care. Great time and I will repeat.[/QUOTE]Where exactly is this one? Tried looking around cvs but couldn't really find it.

[QUOTE=Grumpy83;4468328]Stopped by MT the other day. Rang bell and mamasan came and invited me in. Asked if I have been there before. No, but I said about a month ago. Got to room and a beautiful, sexy woman came in and said she remembered me and gave me a DFK. Table shower and sauna and then back to room. No pretense of massage, grabbed jr and started kissing. Said she loves kissing. Got naked and started BBBJ and kissing each other all over. DATY and she seemed to enjoy it. Tried to put on cover but I said not yet. More kissing and playing with each other and I thought I was with an old girlfriend. She slid down to start more BBBJ and I told her I was ready. She moved her pussy over my face and continued sucking. After it was over, she said I tasted good and rolled her tongue. I think she shoved her pussy in my face to block my view as she probably stroked me to finish but I didn't care. Great time and I will repeat.[/QUOTE]Did you get a name for this beautiful, sexy woman?

[QUOTE=NotSoOld;4469598]Did you get a name for this beautiful, sexy woman?[/QUOTE]Annie is her name.

[QUOTE=Chitown9999;4468591]Where exactly is this one? Tried looking around cvs but couldn't really find it.[/QUOTE]In for location as well.

[QUOTE=Meddic80;4471041]In for location as well.[/QUOTE]If you are at the CVS you are like 100 maybe 150 paces away from this spot. It is facing east.

[QUOTE=Chitown9999;4468591]Where exactly is this one? Tried looking around cvs but couldn't really find it.[/QUOTE]Pretty much in the corner of that area.

After a few beers I found myself googling nearby spas and saw that New Life was open even though it was approaching 9:30. Entered and older mamasan led me to a room. Asked for half hour and table shower to wake me up a bit from my beers. Therapist was in 50's and stocky, seemed a bit annoyed at my late arrival. Don't remember her name. Led me to shower room and gave a quick thorough scrub. 2 minutes in nice sauna then to the room. Massage was basically her using her knees and feet on my back which cracked things properly. Then a flip and no negotiations. Woke up jr and proceeded with good standard finish. Strangely, she was leaning over me the whole time with her face close which resulted in some unexpected and unwanted friendly fire. She jumped back and seemed annoyed that I hadn't given more warning though I thought my reactions were plenty warning. She seemed ok at the end. Gave 50/50 and was out the door before 10:00.

I was in the area and decided to go for a massage. I was lucky and I didn't need to wait. I got Lucky. She is new there. Spinner type body with fake C's. She was great and I am planning definitely to see her again.

Stopped by the Old Sky1 the other day.

Great time. Full service with Yuku (I think). Young, tallish. Super hot and friendly. Pricing same a Excercise.

Was around area and make a trip to X. Place was busy but I didn't have to wait long for my MT to come in. WOW! This girl look amazing! She mentioned her name but I was caught in the moment and completely forgot. Opted for the hour massage with table shower. I couldn't keep my eyes off of her. She mentioned she is new and been working for past 6 days. About 5'6 mid 20's with a good man made C's. Massage was good and she asked what I want and I said I want everything. Did the deed and left very happy. If anyone know her name please let me know as I want to see her again. She have two tattoo on her back: one is a Phoenix tramp stamp and another one with a date just below her neck. I appreciate if anyone can help me out.

[QUOTE=AverageJohn;4485765]Was around area and make a trip to X. Place was busy but I didn't have to wait long for my MT to come in. WOW! This girl look amazing! She mentioned her name but I was caught in the moment and completely forgot. Opted for the hour massage with table shower. I couldn't keep my eyes off of her. She mentioned she is new and been working for past 6 days. About 5'6 mid 20's with a good man made C's. Massage was good and she asked what I want and I said I want everything. Did the deed and left very happy. If anyone know her name please let me know as I want to see her again. She have two tattoo on her back: one is a Phoenix tramp stamp and another one with a date just below her neck. I appreciate if anyone can help me out.[/QUOTE]I am not for certain, but it might be Micki.

That description looks familiar. Could her name be something like Bonnie maybe?

[QUOTE=AverageJohn;4485765]Was around area and make a trip to X. Place was busy but I didn't have to wait long for my MT to come in. WOW! This girl look amazing! She mentioned her name but I was caught in the moment and completely forgot. Opted for the hour massage with table shower. I couldn't keep my eyes off of her. She mentioned she is new and been working for past 6 days. About 5'6 mid 20's with a good man made C's. Massage was good and she asked what I want and I said I want everything. Did the deed and left very happy. If anyone know her name please let me know as I want to see her again. She have two tattoo on her back: one is a Phoenix tramp stamp and another one with a date just below her neck. I appreciate if anyone can help me out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AverageJohn;4485765]Was around area and make a trip to X. Place was busy but I didn't have to wait long for my MT to come in. WOW! This girl look amazing! She mentioned her name but I was caught in the moment and completely forgot. Opted for the hour massage with table shower. I couldn't keep my eyes off of her. She mentioned she is new and been working for past 6 days. About 5'6 mid 20's with a good man made C's. Massage was good and she asked what I want and I said I want everything. Did the deed and left very happy. If anyone know her name please let me know as I want to see her again. She have two tattoo on her back: one is a Phoenix tramp stamp and another one with a date just below her neck. I appreciate if anyone can help me out.[/QUOTE]Her name is Silver and she is stunning.

[QUOTE=WorthSr;4488048]Her name is Silver and she is stunning.[/QUOTE]Silver, Micki, Yin, Giang, just ask for the one with the tattoo. The names are never the same and change as often as the cars in the lot.

Thanks for the reply. I went back hoping to bump into the same girl a week later. Lucky for me it wasn't busy and mama san was in a good mood so I described her as best I could. Sylvia came in initially and introduced herself but I ask her if anyone else is available. Finally she came in and remembered me right away. Said her name is Miki and rest of the massage was awesome. Same as last time except I made full use of the mirror inside the room this time and left a very happy man again. I will go back to check out Sylvia also as she looks great.

Infrequent poster here, and not yet in the Chicagoland area for FS (I travel frequently for work and usually post in those forums). Thank you to everyone for all the recommendations of X and MT, and finally went to MT today (Saturday) around 6 pm in the hopes of GFE. No wait, drew Cookie, maybe 5'2"? Very cute, highish-pitched voice that could be annoying to some but wasn't to me in the mood I was in. Very thorough TS (especially along butt crack, for reasons I was later to discover), decent massage by AMP standards, and then the main event. Initially she focused A LOT on my my balls and my perineum (taint), and while I have found that ticklish in the past, she had very soft, very slow tongue strokes. Still wasn't super my thing, but was interesting, but also had to ask myself if she was just doing that to delay the main event. Anyway, multiple positions (69, RCG, CG, doggie, mish), seemed into it (good acting? Probably, but fairly convincing) but simultaneously expecting me to finish quickly (hey, I like to take my time and smell the roses, as it were), but finished in bag, she cleaned me up, water, and out the door, no shorting on time and very sweet throughout. Would recommend, especially if you like the butt / ball play (but even if not).

For those wondering about location-I spent some time on google maps and was maybe similarly confused, since the Gmaps picture of that area is a year old and where it would seem like it is is an empty storefront. But it is there.

[QUOTE=AverageJohn;4490071]Thanks for the reply. I went back hoping to bump into the same girl a week later. Lucky for me it wasn't busy and mama san was in a good mood so I described her as best I could. Sylvia came in initially and introduced herself but I ask her if anyone else is available. Finally she came in and remembered me right away. Said her name is Miki and rest of the massage was awesome. Same as last time except I made full use of the mirror inside the room this time and left a very happy man again. I will go back to check out Sylvia also as she looks great.[/QUOTE]Everyone goes there just asking for the girl with the date tattoo or Sylvia and mamasan gets mad.

Hey guys I mostly monger closer to the loop but I've been doing some reading and I want to check out exercise but I'm looking for a decent massage and just a HJ, is this the place to go or is it the type of place where they usually just give a half ass rundown and ask you to flip 10 minutes in?

[QUOTE=WorthSr;4488048]Her name is Silver and she is stunning.[/QUOTE]I can second that! Saw Silver this afternoon. Cute Korean spinner, extremely talented and a great backrub too.

Didn't get to x to take my chances on seeing Sylvia but I got my cookie at mt. First time there so mama didn't know me but her side kick was Cici who was also just at x and used to be at ivy. I was disappointed but later found out I was seeing cookie. Unfortunately mama gave me shower followed by longer wait in room. With lighting in room, etc cookie may be in her early 40's, just the feel of her body, but she is in shape and her body is tight. Same experience as Ordinary. She turned me on so much I almost lost my load with her jerking me and licking the side of my shaft. Very good performer. I actually would go back to see her.

[QUOTE=Jl104;4491365]Hey guys I mostly monger closer to the loop but I've been doing some reading and I want to check out exercise but I'm looking for a decent massage and just a HJ, is this the place to go or is it the type of place where they usually just give a half ass rundown and ask you to flip 10 minutes in?[/QUOTE]Exercise is way overqualified for what you looking for. Way too much money for what you're asking. You will most likely get shorted on time and over pay.

Unless all you want is a HJ from a very beautiful girl and can't find any cute ones. I've never seen any old, fat or ugly girl at Exercise.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;4493214]Exercise is way overqualified for what you looking for. Way too much money for what you're asking. You will most likely get shorted on time and over pay.

Unless all you want is a HJ from a very beautiful girl and can't find any cute ones. I've never seen any old, fat or ugly girl at Exercise.[/QUOTE]I always get FS from exercise and never pay more than 200 (including door fee). Generally attractive girls in their mid to late 20's.

Is Micki /Silver GFE?

Any of the current girls at MT GFE?

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;4493214]Exercise is way overqualified for what you looking for. Way too much money for what you're asking. You will most likely get shorted on time and over pay.

Unless all you want is a HJ from a very beautiful girl and can't find any cute ones. I've never seen any old, fat or ugly girl at Exercise.[/QUOTE]Thanks, I suppose I'll stick to Ozone near the loop.

Can anyone please point out where X would be? PM works as well thanks.

[QUOTE=MesoMorph;4493918]Can anyone please point out where X would be? PM works as well thanks.[/QUOTE]Located in a strip mall at the South West corner of Busse and Algonquin. Actually on Algonquin between the Jackson Hewitt Tax service and the Discoteca. The El Salvadorian Pupuseria, a few doors down, is worth checking out too. LOL.

[QUOTE=GoldenGreek;4493787]Is Micki /Silver GFE?

Any of the current girls at MT GFE?[/QUOTE]Yes. Momo at X was also GFE.

Just a heads up that uncle LEO is chilling out in the parking lot next to CVS with eyes on the newly reopened spa. Saw him as I was driving my work truck north on Busse. Pulled in the lot, drove passed LEO, and headed down ally behind the shop. This was as of 12:30 pm.

[QUOTE=Jl104;4491365]Hey guys I mostly monger closer to the loop but I've been doing some reading and I want to check out exercise but I'm looking for a decent massage and just a HJ, is this the place to go or is it the type of place where they usually just give a half ass rundown and ask you to flip 10 minutes in?[/QUOTE]Go to THe spa on oakton for this. PM if you want.

From time to time I will get an urge for FS and this time I tried Spa Yun. There is always a trade off with the Korean FS AMPs and this place in particular I would say you are trading off more than usual for being rushed, shorted and not much privacy. The girl was hot looking and friendly and the TS experience was pretty good but the whole place seems to be so dark almost dungeon like and not much of a decor. Be safe.

[QUOTE=Ampyist;4497302]From time to time I will get an urge for FS and this time I tried Spa Yun. There is always a trade off with the Korean FS AMPs and this place in particular I would say you are trading off more than usual for being rushed, shorted and not much privacy. The girl was hot looking and friendly and the TS experience was pretty good but the whole place seems to be so dark almost dungeon like and not much of a decor. Be safe.[/QUOTE]Not to mention dirty, smelly, used hot towels and not so clean sheets. They don't care because it's been that way for years. Just want your money and you out the door ASAP. Much better places out there.

[QUOTE=JackRam;4494208]Located in a strip mall at the South West corner of Busse and Algonquin. Actually on Algonquin between the Jackson Hewitt Tax service and the Discoteca. The El Salvadorian Pupuseria, a few doors down, is worth checking out too. LOL.[/QUOTE]To all who have reported on X, thank you. I paid a visit about a week ago and drew Suzy. I think some of you may have understated her looks and skills.

Stay safe,

CB.

I go to x fairly regularly now and love it but decided to try out MT based on the reviews here.

First time MT (can't remember her name) was probably late 20's, about 5'6, very attractive. Very GFE. Lots of kissing, hugging, etc. FS without discussing tip. I left what I always leave at x. Good experience so I decided to go back the next week.

Second time saw MT that was mentioned earlier. Early 40's, tight spinner body, not really my type but WOW what an experience. After a very thorough table shower and brief massage and a promise of a tip, I was up on all fours getting RIM and BBJ. I honestly thought it was covered because they always sneak them on but after almost blowing my load right at the beginning and stopping her and shifting back around, I saw that she hadn't put one on. She says ahh too sensitive and says she will just do this and starts to suck on my balls for a couple of minutes and then resumes BBJ and I get so close to cumming that I have to push her back. I say lets do something else and she puts a condom on me and we go through the positions but I'm not really into it anymore and just want to go back to what we were doing in the beginning. She tells me to ask for her next time.

I still prefer X but never get anything uncovered there. How many of you degenerates would have blown your load into her mouth?