Hey CJ,
Love the pics. Just a quick question, do you shoot in FDR Park? PM me if that's easier.
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Hey CJ,
Love the pics. Just a quick question, do you shoot in FDR Park? PM me if that's easier.
[QUOTE=Street Steve]
Here is the mission SW
[url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=879021&postcount=2231[/url]
Street[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the post. There was a line there I didn't understand, though. You wrote: 'With a couple of SW's it is agreed that I will hide their "wake up"'. What does that mean?
[QUOTE=CookyJar]I very rarely, if ever, pass on contact information to Newbies or anyone else for that matter. I never ask for contact information, either. There are a few members who I will pass information if they request it. Not because them have earned any special considerations because of contributions on this forum, but, because I have determined, on my own, that they are genially deceit people.[/QUOTE]
You meant to say "genuinely decent," right? Sorry, bro, know it's not my place to be your editor, but I just couldn't let that one go, as it was totallty opposite of what I think you meant to say!
Most SW are addicted to something or other. "Wake up" refers to the first hit of the day when they come out of whatever comma their in. By hiding their "wake up" CJ ensures a compliant 'ho.
[QUOTE=G Malav]Most SW are addicted to something or other. "Wake up" refers to the first hit of the day when they come out of whatever comma their in. By hiding their "wake up" CJ ensures a compliant 'ho.[/QUOTE]You are close. It always refers to Heroin. When a Heroin user wakes up their body needs that 10. 00 bag of Heroin within 30 minutes of waking or they will be "dope sick". A smart Heroin user-if there is such a thing- will not go to sleep without that wake up bag. A user that is very out of control and at "party central" will decide it is a great idea to do that bag that night.
I have had them beg for that bag at 1am. Here is a old post were I go into more depth on the matter
[url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=1002658&postcount=2995[/url]
Street
I've got to say that I'm jealous of the quality of SWs in the Phily area. Occansionally, I've found some real gems, but most are pretty skanky looking. Cookie Jar, you often find some I've love to tap. Keep the pictures coming.
cowboy up
[QUOTE=Devon Aire]You meant to say "genuinely decent," right? Sorry, bro, know it's not my place to be your editor, but I just couldn't let that one go, as it was totallty opposite of what I think you meant to say![/QUOTE]
No problem! No problem at all. In fact I appreciate this type of help. You pointed out a critical error in a gentlemanly manner.
I did mean, “genuinely decent.”
Thanks, Devon Aire, Big props for your help.
CookyJar
What happens to a SW who does not wear her seatbelt in an accident?
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=104194[/url]
Misfit
After the photos, Tracy excused herself saying she needed to take a piss.
I sat on the arm of the couch looking up at Nikki, who was standing in between my legs. She started off kissing me on my cheek and neck slowly moving her hands down my body till she reached my pants. She slowly undid the button on my pants and ran her hand over the zipper gently teasing my dick. Nikki slowly kissed down my body. My hand went behind her head, and I grabbed her hair. She ran her hands up my chest, then slowly bringing her nails down pulling my pants down just enough so that my hard dick flopped out. She took her hands and rubbed it up and down firm and slowly. I looked at her beautiful eyes; I wanted her mouth around my dick.
Nikki slowly took the tip of my dick into her mouth using her tongue to tease, she swirled it around the head. Nikki took my dick deep into her mouth sucking gently as she stroked what was not in her mouth. Slowly I tighten my grip on her hair as I pushed my dick deeper into her mouth. Nikki moaned and then gagged sending vibrations down her throat to my dick. She slowly took it more and more into her mouth and I grunted and pushed my dick all the way down her throat. She gagged a little bit, but she took my dick down deep. She kept sucking on my dick bobbing her head up and down. I pushed her head down, her lips were touching the base of my dick and I pushed in and out of her mouth. I let go of her head and she pulled my dick out of her mouth. Nikki gently licked and sucked on my balls. She stood up looking at me as she expertly rolled a condom on my dick.
I slide down off of the couches arm and onto the couch. I moved my hands over her outer thighs and cupped her soft behind. She straddled me on the couch, my dick was throbbing. My hands moved over her hips and up her shirt to her breasts. Nikki slowly sat down on top of my dick; inserting it into her wet pussy. She let out a moan as she slid my dick all the way in.
I took my hands from underneath her shirt and took it off. I kissed her from her neck slowly down to her breasts. I gripped Nikki at the waist, slowly moving her hips, helping her thrust herself down on me. Nikki let out small moans as she rode me. I kissed down to her nipple, took one into my mouth sucking and gently nibbling on it. Nikki bounced up and down riding my dick as I suck on her breasts.
I looked up at Nikki and holding her by the waist, I slowed her down to a slow grind and moved her off of me. Tracy had come back into the room and I wanted her. Nikki had been great but I wanted to fuck Tracy. While Nikki was riding me, Tracy had been watching as she was undressing. We had made eye contact.
Tracy knelt down on the couch with Nikki and me. Tracy, in contrast to Nikki, is a traditionally built woman. She is soft and round in all the right places. I especially liked her ample butt. I was pleasantly surprised to feel how nice it felt as I reached to give one of her cheeks a feel. Facing me, Tracy leaned over and lowered herself down on her left elbow. She took my dick in her right hand. She stroked the shaft up and down, slowly. Tracy is a real pro, she knew just how to twist her hand, stroking me, making the skin move around the head. “Do you like this?” she asked, “Do you want me to suck you?”
She licked the head and then looked up at me for an answer. Nikki had been great, now I was curious to see what Tracy would do. “Holy Jesus girl! Yeah, do your thing,” I replied with a laugh, and pulled the sticky condom off.
“No rubber,” Tracy said, “I love sucking dick.” Sliding to the floor, Nikki positioned herself to watch. I said to Tracy, “Wait, What should we do with Nikki?” “She can lick me,” Tracy said. Nikki stood up and said to me, “Sure I like eating pussy.” Tracy said, “We’ve done this before, Nikki is the best.” Nikki got in behind Tracy, pulled her ass cheeks apart and buried her face in Tracy ass. I watched in total amazement as Nikki face disappeared. Tracy’s body quivered briefly and then with her hand wrapped around the base of my dick, she traced my dick head with her tongue. Tracy looked up at me, licking gently over the head of my dick and gently down the shaft; I felt her body stiffen. Apparently Nikki was doing her job well.
Tracy’s warm mouth engulfed my dick head. My toes curled. She sucked only the head. Her hand stroked the shaft. Then her mouth started down. I almost died when I felt her other hand gently pull down on my balls. My dick was wet with Tracy’s spit. She rotated her palm up and over the head, as she tongued my balls. I sucked in a breath, when she put one entirely in her mouth and circled her tongue around it. She sucked softly.
I didn’t want to cum just yet. I had to pry Tracy off of me. She was like in a trance, Nikki was still back there doing her thing. Tracy looked up at me; she made sure I noticed her tongue licking the corners of her mouth, when she said, “Hmmmm! That was good.”
I stood up pulling Tracy up with me and away from Nikki’s face. I wanted to fuck Tracy’s pussy doggie style, knowing it was probably sloppy wet, juicy and ready from Nikki’s licking. I pushed Tracy back on to the couch with knees placed in the seats; she was bent over the arm of the couch. I hurried to put on a fresh condom. I leaned over her pushing my dick into her pussy from behind. Tracy looked back and let out a soft moan as I pushed deep inside her wet pussy. Nikki was standing beside me. She rubbed my ass, then reached down between my butt cheeks and stoked my balls. Tracy let out a moan; she moaned "oh baby I'm going to cum, make me cum." Nikki, still cupping and playing with my balls, added, “Fuck her, Yeah! That’s it! Fuck her harder. Get that pussy.” “Cum with me, Daddy. Fill me full of your hot cum,” Tracy moaned. That was all it took. I exploded, and load after load of cum shot out. As I exploded; I pushed deeper and harder, trying to get at Tracy’s warm pussy. Tracy gave out a loud long moan and pushed back hard against me. With every stroke, Tracy pushed back causing me to go deeper inside her. I gave one last grunt and I was spent, done, finished. Tracy’s juices were all over my dick; dripping. Had she actually cum? Nikki let go of my balls and said, “That was hot,” laughing as she rubbed my ass.
That’s the short version.
Both ladies were great. IMHO, Tracy gave the better blow job. Both gave an excellent fuck. Nikki’s cowgirl ride was off the chain. Paired or as a single I’d do either one again. YMMV
CookyJar
[QUOTE=CookyJar]…The point of all this is; all of my sexual life, two girl threesomes have come my way. Long before I started this hobby,…
CookyJar[/QUOTE]
With some many willing girls available I can’t for the life of me understand why more guys aren’t reporting two girl threesomes.
I know threesomes aren’t everyone’s pot of beans. Some guys come down to Kensington Avenue to make love, hoping to find the right girl (Mrs. Right). Others come down looking for some girl to dominate, push around and abuse. And, others come down for other reasons. Me? I come down to have a little fun, blow off a little steam, relax and enjoy myself. IMHO, there is no better way to have fun, get loose and exploded than a good ole old fashion threesome.
CookyJar
WOW.......great report. Which one is Tracy? CookyJar, in my opinion you are the KING of the Philly board. You don`t embellish the details, you don`t pat yourself on the back or thump your chest. You remind me of Sgt. Friday from the Dragnet TV show, "just the facts".
[QUOTE=Supereloquent]I actually do usually (but not always) carry a small suitcase with me as a monger kit with "props and supplies."
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My monger’s kit consist of a sandwich baggie, containing a few condoms, a small bottle of lube and a prescription bottle.
After meeting Nikki and watching her wet Tracey’s pussy, I’m thinking of getting rid of the lube.
;) LOL
CookyJar
[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]WOW.......great report. Which one is Tracy? [/QUOTE]
Thanks SpeedRacer,
Tracy is the Blonde MILF. Hey experience made all the difference. Check out pix #72, see how she’s bending over the arm of the couch looking back. Now picture yourself standing behind her in Stacy’s position, pounding away.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm! Boy! That’s good fucking.
;)
This report actually starts back a bit. Click [post=1019789]Threesome – Take em or leave them?[/post] and [post=1020736]Tracy - Nikki’s friend and a F.H. C. F.M.L.I.L.F.[/post], plus FreakLikDat did a review on Tracy. You can read FreakLikDat’s review by following this link: [post=969122] Tracy WSW - Stone Cold Freak[/post].
CookyJar
PS: I like to give links that go back to the original post rather than providing one that shows a single post. That way the reader can read the previous stuff, and the follow-up stuff.
Has anyone seen Maryland Jen, she has been MIA from the "K" since 2003.
[QUOTE=Jerseymonger1]Has anyone seen Maryland Jen, she has been MIA from the "K" since 2003.[/QUOTE]
I haven't seen her.
There are a lot of girls who leave only to return years later. It is a sorry fact of the drug life. Often girls begin their drug life because of some tragedy in their regular life. I know of two girls who ended up on the “K” after losing their baby. Sometimes they’ll ended up returning after years of being away because of a similar loss. Living in the real world isn’t easy. Some people find life on the fringes more comfortable.
Hopefully your friend hasn’t returned.
CookyJar
To begin with, I am not a big fan of the “Mid-Night Shift.” Trolling after mid-night is not my thing. However there are some benefits to night fishing. There are some fish that only bite at night. Keeping with the metaphor, there are certain girls who only come out after dark; that is a fact.
How I ended up on the avenue long after 10pm is a rather long story. Has this or anything similar ever happen to anyone else? I had driven the avenue about twice; there were a lot of girls out and about. It was about 6pm. In preparation I had taken a blue pill earlier. Without warning I received a call on my cell. I and some important papers were needed in another county outside of Philadelphia. My other car and the papers were parked in Germantown. After delivering the papers, I had a decision to make, what to do about the blue pill now running though my veins. Those blue pills are very expensive, we are talking about $15 bucks each, and they should not be wasted – right? ;)
Taking out-door pictures at night poses a number of huge problems for the amateur. Finding a good location and setting tops the list. Then there is the flash and it’s potential to draw attention from LE. And there is the problem of the view finder. (This is especially a problem for guys like SuperEloquent who use "Range Finders.") In a dark car without assisted lighting it is nearly impossible to see your subject though the camera’s view finder. Using the cars dome light just multiplies your chances of being observed. Even if the taking of pictures is a legal act, there are obscenity and public nudity laws to consider. With Heather’s help I was able to get around most of these problems.
CookyJar
Heather was a fun date. She did a lot of talking. She is very self conscience about her boobs. She bought the subject up way more than me, and she even commented on the larger size of some of out mutual friends. (Personally I prefer small tits over sagging big boobs.) Heather gave a great BBBJ with a rushed spit. FS was mentioned and was on the table. I was just satisfied that my little blue pill have not been wasted. Heather and Bob’s Nicole are roomies.
I would like to do a lengthy indoor date with Heather. She is a nice girl. YMMV
Side note: The out-door pictures were not taken in the same location as the car date. I always change locations after firing off my flash at night. My reasoning? If LE is on the way after being alerted by some concerned citizen, it would be best if I were not around.
CookyJar
The lewd photos of unchaste women, especially in brazen public locations such as the outdoors or in cars, just drive me wild with lustful thoughts!
Even something simply suggestive as this [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=104204]upskirt[/url]. Very nice!
[QUOTE=CookyJar]To begin with, I am not a big fan of the "Mid-Night Shift. " Trolling after mid-night is not my thing. However there are some benefits to night fishing. There are some fish that only bite at night. Keeping with the metaphor, there are certain girls who only come out after dark; that is a fact.
How I ended up on the avenue long after 10pm is a rather long story. Has this or anything similar ever happen to anyone else? I had driven the avenue about twice; there were a lot of girls out and about. It was about 6pm. In preparation I had taken a blue pill earlier. Without warning I received a call on my cell. I and some important papers were needed in another county outside of Philadelphia. My other car and the papers were parked in Germantown. After delivering the papers, I had a decision to make, what to do about the blue pill now running though my veins. Those blue pills are very expensive, we are talking about $15 bucks each, and they should not be wasted – right?.
Taking out-door pictures at night poses a number of huge problems for the amateur. Finding a good location and setting tops the list. Then there is the flash and it's potential to draw attention from LE. And there is the problem of the view finder. (This is especially a problem for guys like SuperEloquent who use "Range Finders. ") In a dark car without assisted lighting it is nearly impossible to see your subject though the camera's view finder. Using the cars dome light just multiplies your chances of being observed. Even if the taking of pictures is a legal act, there are obscenity and public nudity laws to consider. With Heather's help I was able to get around most of these problems.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]oh Cooky, I want her!. She and I could have a rainy day fuck fest. Great Post.
I am not going to state who is or who is not King of this forum but I would venture to say this. You are definitely part of the Royal fucking Family. So ok now with that behind us, pull out those pictures of Di and her Dildo! And did you really pick her up on Somerset?
Street
[QUOTE=Fbtom]The lewd photos of unchaste women, especially in brazen public locations such as the outdoors or in cars, just drive me wild with lustful thoughts!
Even something simply suggestive as this [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=104204]upskirt[/url]. Very nice![/QUOTE]
Careful, that's my wife you are talking about. LOL
Unfortunately when you use SWers as models for out-of-door pictures you are pretty much stuck with what they have on at the moment. Even if I were of the mind to purchase an outfit, most girls don’t have the time or inclination to shop. Thus, most of the outdoor pictures are nudes.
Here are a few you might like. I am posting a couple of sample pictures. If you search for the original post you’ll find more.
I have the ideas; it’s the models that I am missing. I would really like to do some more graveyard pictures. Maybe someday, who knows?
;)
CookyJar
[QUOTE=CookyJar]I have the ideas; it’s the models that I am missing. [b]I would really like to do some more graveyard pictures.[/b] Maybe someday, who knows?[/QUOTE]
I remember those from the MSN group days. That was your MO. I always wondered why you stopped.
[QUOTE=CookyJar]Careful, that's my wife you are talking about. LOL
CookyJar[/QUOTE]
I remember reading comments about "your wife" when I first joined the forum last fall and thought it was tongue-in-cheek humor and not really your wife. Is this correct?
Regardless if she is unchaste or not, your wife or not, I was referring more to the style of photography with using the link as an example.
[QUOTE=Fbtom]I remember reading comments about "your wife" when I first joined the forum last fall and thought it was tongue-in-cheek humor and not really your wife. Is this correct?
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She left me in the middle of the honeymoon.
:(
CookyJar
[QUOTE=Supereloquent]If I were a fellow soldier, and I had no arms, would you disrespect me by not saluting me, simply because I could not return the salute? That is precisely the case here. You are well aware that I cannot respond in any other threads but my own.[/QUOTE]
That is not precisely the case here. I am aware of no such thing.
For all I know you are making the whole thing up. I am not saying you did and I am not saying you didn’t. I am saying that it does not seem fair. It is not fair to you, it is not fair to me and it is not fair to the rest of the forum. We’ve got to come over to your house if we want to see you. If you want to see one of us, we’ve got to come over to your house. No matter what it is, everything has to take place in your house. (Translation: If we want to say something to you; we have to say it in your threat. If you want to say something to us; it has to be said in you thread. Everything has to be said in your thread.) That’s pop-peacock.
You are not responding in my thread. You say you have a good reason. I am not responding in your thread. I say I have a good reason. That is tit for tat in my book. (If it makes you feel better, what if I said the admin asked me to do it this way. How’s that? Better?)
I am a Marine. (I know! You were a Four Star General in the Air Force, flew jets and served in the big one.) I was a commissioned officer. I served with honor. I was wounded in Vietnam. I am a retired disabled veteran. Protocol in the military branches differ. Marines don’t salute indoors. Marines don’t salute uncovered. Marines salute the rank, not the man. Marines don’t salute over the internet. If you had no arms or a half dozen arms it would not matter - if you didn’t fit the code of behavior – I would not salute. If you were a higher ranking officer – I would come to attention. If you were a higher ranking officer, standing outside covered, and all you had was a asshole – I would salute you (Unless we were in a designated combat arena).
[b]Are you implying that you are the higher ranking officer?[/b]
“Heil Hitler!!!”
[b]At any rate; I believe we’ve gotten away from the original concern. Who cares who writes in what thread, when, why and what fore. The question is: What made you think it was necessary for you to reply to Jerseymonger1 in the manner that you did and why don’t you think he is owed an apology. That is the real issue. Not all of this other bunk.[/b]
CookyJar
[QUOTE=Fbtom]The lewd photos of unchaste women, especially in brazen public locations such as the outdoors or in cars, just drive me wild with lustful thoughts!
Even something simply suggestive as this [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=104204]upskirt[/url]. Very nice![/QUOTE]
WOW!!! Fbtom,
Check out the number of views for the last four [post=1023720]”UPSKIRT pictures”[/post] I posted. See how fast they went over a thousand views. I guess you are not the only member driven to wild lustful thoughts by, “Lewd photo of unchaste women,…in public locations…”
LOL :eek:
CookyJar
[QUOTE=Supereloquent] You obviously will continue to go to "my house" (Los Angeles) by way of "your house" (Florida). It's a round about route, but you clearly are dead set in doing it that way.
PS: As in the saluting thing, it's an ANALOGY! Don't wig out on the literal details, chest-thumping Marine.
[/QUOTE]
I agree with you. If time and a direct route is your objective, going to Los Angeles by way of Florida is stupid. It makes no sense. There is no logic about it. It’s idiotic. Foolish! Why are you doing it? Because is not an answer! You started it, not me. You were the first to state that you would only post replies in your own thread, not me. I am doing it as a protest. [b]Why are you doing it?[/b]
It was a bad analogy. As a Marine and a wounded Veteran, I thought it was in bad taste. That’s why I blew the arms off the thing.
I like my “House,” analogy better. Think of the "USASEXGuide," as a country. The "Philadelphia forum," is a city within that country. Most of our neighbors live in apartments; you and I have private homes. Everyone in the neighborhood loves me because I am sooooo cute and funny. I can go visit any of my neighbors anywhere and anytime I want too. They can come visit me. I can visit them at their home. They can come to my house. We can meet on the corner of StreetWalker & General Tread St. We can even visit other towns and cities. We have a stuck-up neighbor who thinks he lives in a castle and will only speak to his neighbors when he is looking down his nose from his window. (This neighbor recently moved from the lower eastside after selling his soul.) FreakLikDat was building a really nice home of his own; but he got evicted and is now homeless.
ROFLMBAS :)
Poppycock – anglicized form of the Dutch pappekak,[1] which literally means soft dung or diarrhea (from Dutch pap pap + kak dung) – is an interjection meaning "nonsense" or "balderdash".
(I was tired. I couldn’t thank of the correct spelling and I didn’t feel liking googling. Sue me. Thanks for the German translation, Mein Fuher. I prefer the Dutch usage. As in you are full of soft dung or diarrhea. LOL)
CookyJar
PS: Yes! I am proud to be a Marine. It’s not “chest-thumping,” when it’s true. Ask your GrandMom. [QUOTE=Supereloquent](My grandmother says it isn't bragging if it's the truth.)[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Supereloquent]
I am also not responding to your insistence on an apology for my reply to another member's post. The member in question and I have already come to terms on it, and it is not your business just because the original post appeared in your thread, regardless what you think. It was between him and me and it is settled. Case closed. [/QUOTE]
Thanks for not responding.
I never insisted. It didn’t matter whose thread the original post appeared in. I have no problem with your commenting in you thread on post originating in this thread. (I still have trouble thinking of this as “my thread.” Others call this my thread. I rarely refer to it as, “my thread.”)
CookyJar
[QUOTE=CookyJar]She left me in the middle of the honeymoon.
:(
Cookyjar[/QUOTE]wow Cooky is that true? Have you ever written about it? I understand if you didn't want to.
You know I once knew a Woman that hated Christmas. One Christmas eve she and her child ran off with a married man that she was nuts about, he nailed the shit out of her that night, and when she woke up Christmas day, he was gone. He had gone back to his wife and left her in motel room all alone.
Street
[QUOTE=Street Steve]wow Cooky is that true? Have you ever written about it?
Street[/QUOTE]
Yes! I've written about it.
[QUOTE=CookyJar]
… We were married in a small ceremony (just the two of us). After our vows, we took pictures in the park. Later at the reception we drank some bubbly. The honey moon was a popping success. The good part is the wedding, reception and honeymoon only cost $30.
(I have been wondering, why no one asked about Andreas height? Andrea is 6’ 4”. She says she played basketball when she was younger.)
CookyJar
PS: I don't normally do action shots, but like Prince said, "She is a very talented girl."[/QUOTE]
Click [post=530421] Meet the Wife – Andrea [/post] for a more detailed account of our marriage. And Click here [post=526991] Andrea - Have mercy Baby [/post] for the first review I did on Andrea. Altogether I’ve done approximately 5 postings on Andrea.
Andrea was a real favorite of mine. I’d love to see her again. Last I heard she was on CraigList working out of Atlantic City. That was 3 or 4 years ago. I still miss her.
After she had performed a really special, “Deep Throat,” BBBJ, I looked her straight in the eye and asked, “Will you marry me.” We both laughed. From that moment on I was her hubby and she was the wife. Andrea was one of the few girls who I really enjoyed hanging out with, whether it was a date or just hanging-out. At 6’4” Andrea was a lot of woman, a lot of fun and the closest I have come to having a SWer bride.
;)
CookyJar
[QUOTE=CookyJar]Andrea was a real favorite of mine. I’d love to see her again. Last I heard she was on CraigList working out of Atlantic City. That was 3 or 4 years ago. I still miss her.[/QUOTE]I've had my eyes out for Andrea in AC for years now (is it really going on 3-4 years since she renounced her solemn vows and left you so abruptly?). Like a dunce I never put 2+2 together during the fairly lengthy time she was a AC SW regular after leaving Philly. As you can see from her photos, facially and in terms of body she is an attractive SW but (-ouch forgive me Cooky!) her slightly freakish height put her low on my to-do list until someone pointed out that she was now in AC and I suddenly realized that the super tall AC SW I was always seeing was actually Cooky's dear betrothed. Unfortunately I only spotted her once after that and wasn't able to connect. I rarely check out CL so maybe she is still around.
I was curious, so I checked.
Of the 2,469 reports posted, over the last 4 years, in the “CookyJar’s Streetwalker Photo Thread:” 929 were posted by CookyJar, 76 were posted by Davey 1965 and 51 by Mike 80. The rest were posted by various members, who posted less than 50 comments each.
Of the 1,914 reposts posted, over the last 2 years, in the “Supereloquent’s Reports – Philadelphia Thread.” 1,026 were posted by SuperEleloquent, 96 were posted by CookyJar and 60 were posted by Ssssbadboyssss. The rest were posted by various members, who posted less than 50 comments each.
[b]Strange as it may seem you may be telling the truth. In which case I apologize for doubting you. However; as a point of protest and until I am told otherwise I will continue to avoid posting in your thread. [/b]
Still being curious I checked to see how many times you’ve posted in the “CookyJar’s Streetwalker Photo Thread.” As it turns out it’s nada, zip, zero, none. According to the information provided on this site, [u]“Supereloquent,” has never posted in the “CookyJar’s Streetwalker Photo Thread.” Not one time.[/u]
How could this be? Why? I am the second highest poster in your thread and you and your report count don’t even exist in the thread provided for me.
I will “Man-Up,” and offer you my apology for not believing what you claimed. Only an, “Administrator” could have removed all of you old post from the “CookyJar’s Streetwalker Photo Thread.” Are you an, “Administrator?” Part owner maybe? (As I have already said, meaning no disrespect, I will not post my comments in you thread. I don’t see where it would hurt anything (except for your post count), so, as a form of protest I will continue to perform as I have been.
FYI: I too have had to labor under certain restrictions. I cannot post pictures anywhere other than the “CookyJar’s Streetwalker Photo Thread.”
Continued good hunting,
CookyJar
[QUOTE=Mike 80]I've had my eyes out for Andrea in AC for years now (is it really going on 3-4 years since she renounced her solemn vows and left you so abruptly?).[/QUOTE]
Three years last May. My how the forum has changed. I remember being a newbie and getting grief from all sides. That much hasn't changed.
My how times flies when your having fun.
Sometimes we are better off with our memories. Just imagine how she'd looked after putting on jail weight (6'4" 300lbs).
CookyJar
[QUOTE=Supereloquent]
You thought my analogy was in "bad taste," but you characterize me as one of the most hated men in modern history? Your hypocrisy abounds, as usual.
No "proud Marine" I ever heard about goes around characterizing another as one of the world's most hated men of the modern era, who perpetrated atrocities and suffering and death beyond rational comprehension.[/QUOTE]
My analogy was witty, imaginative and on point. Yours was deceptive and misleading.
Doing a trivial discussion over where to post in a sleazy internet site, you tried to gain sympathy by positioning yourself with a wounded veteran at a time when many servicemen are actually returning home in the exact same condition you described. If that wasn’t in bad taste I don’t know what is. Of all the analogies you could have provided you choose one using a disabled vet. Using such an analogy for the purpose of this ridiculous argument was tacky. Had we been discussing world peace – maybe? But we are talking about posting on a hooker site. WTF. Couldn’t you have come up with something else?
It is obvious to me that you don’t know many Marines, Army, Sailors, Coast Guard, Airmen or boy scouts, proud or otherwise. If you did you’d know that they’d have no problem calling you peanut brain, asshole or any other name in the “Good Book.” Have you ever heard the term; “Cuss like a Sailor?” Well for your information, the Marine Corp is a part of the Navy and we pride ourselves with being able to out cuss any swabbie. Neither the Marine Corp Manual nor the Code of Military Justice consider name calling a court marshal offense.
Speaking of analogies, Is the username SuperEloquent analogous to Superbutthead?
Before you get all upset about analogies, step back and take a serious look at the way you’ve acted since joining this forum. I am not attempting to degrade or insult you as a person. I am trying to point out your behavior as it pertains to this site.
CookyJar
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1. It makes it much easier for me to respond to commentary if people simply address me in my own thread. Then my reply is a mouse click away. If I have to transport it from another thread, it involves a number of typing steps I would just as soon avoid.
2. Keeping running commentary here about any particular subject is a much easier way for readers to follow the conversation. It must be hell on readers to have to go back and forth between our threads to follow a discussion.
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This is what I have been saying all along. For whatever reason, it doesn’t make sense to move back and forth between threads. If a discussion is started in one thread all of the comments surrounding that discussing would be easier to follow if the resulting replies occurred in the original thread.
That is what I am now protesting in the only way available to me.
I am tired and it’s late. Besides, I think we’ve beat this horse to death.
Until our next rock em, sock em,
CookyJar
If you have something against girls with great big bandages on their foreheads, you might not want to read this repost.
I found Jessie (the girl with the big bandage on her forehead) working on Kensington Ave near Huntingdon Station. She was alone and very pretty. At first I thought I had made a mistake when I saw the giant bandage on her forehead. Then I gave it some more thought, what the heck, even with the bandage; she was hot. Of cause I asked her about the bandage. I was hoping she would say she was hiding a pimple or something. Her reply was standard – she said, “it’s a long story.” I took another look at her pretty face and considered my options. I could insist on a better answer. I could stop the car and put her out. I could wait and ask again later or I could just mind my business and get on with the task at hand. I opted to take the path less traveled. Face it, most of you would have ran the moment you saw that bandage staring back at you though the passenger door.
After the introductions, checks and related crap, I informed Jessie that I was not interested in a late night car date. I wanted to go inside somewhere where we could make ourselves at home. She recommended that well known dump, the one I hate but will reluctantly visit under certain circumstances. I wanted to try the Carlyle. She said that she did not want to go that far because there was someone waiting for her. I figured it was the boyfriend; as that is often is the case. We attempted to try her suggestion first. Unfortunately there were no rooms at the inn; and no answer at the door. We agreed on a ride to the Carlyle. But, she wanted to first call her friend; she asked to use my phone. I said, “No, I don’t want my number in your friend’s phone.” She claimed that her friend would likely leave the area if she was away to long. Jessie said, “She would be worried if I didn’t call her, we watch each others’ back. You can block the call.” I said, “She? Your friend is a girl?”
After getting a brief description of Jessie’s friend and discussing the possibility of including her pal in our date, I *67 the friend’s number and the two girls talked. It turned out that her friend, Amber (the girl wearing the glasses and with the dark hair), was two blocks away on Kensington Ave. After a short drive and a quick pickup, we were three. However; there was still a slight problem to be solved – where to go.
The Carlyle was still an option. Although I have never taken a double date to the Carlyle, I had inquired. I had questioned one of the clerks on the possibility of bringing two girls to the Carlyle. He had informed me that it could be done but the rate doubled and the time did not. Yes! It was doable. Still, there were a few things I needed to think about. The money was no problem if everything turned out alright. We have all had disappointing dates where things suddenly turned bad. It is one thing to be out of $20 and another thing to be out of $40 for the room plus the cost of two girls. As I was pondering this; Jessie came up with another suggestion. She said, as she looked at Amber, “We can go to my room.” I said, “What?” She said, “If you want, we can go to my place. I have a room I rent.” I asked her a few questions, a few where, what’s and whys? It turned out that the room was in a better neighborhood and not too far away. The two girls had been planning on returning to the room as soon as their business on the, “K,” was finished. With what they would get from me they would not have to return to the avenue. I went one step further and agreed to include an extra $20 (not the whole $40) that I would have paid for a room at the Carlyle; to sweeten the deal. (I considered this a good deal. If our date at the Carlyle had gone into overtime, at the doubles rates it would have cost me $80 for the room.) I also agreed to drop them off and leave them within two blocks of a designate location of their choice after our date. With all the minor details ironed out, we were on our way.
Like I said in an early post, things happen and somehow I end up in a ménage a trois.
CookyJar
Very nice stuff and excellant pictures.
Jessie tried to out shined Ashley in every detail. Not just because Jessie was more into sex, but because Amber seemed in awe of Jessie’s looks and abilities. IMHO and to my taste, Amber was the more desirable girl. Jessie is the pretty cheer leader that you wanted to bang just once. With her long slender legs and light colored hair, she is the hot sexy young wife of the next door neighbor; the one that you’ve been wanting to fuck since they moved in. But to the trained eye, there is not much more going on than a good one night stand. The pretty ones sometimes end up being boring after a time. On the other hand, Amber with her shapely legs, firm ass, has the well-rounded body of a young pre-med student. Along with her looks she has some brains and you could count on her imagination to provide you with years of good fucking.
When I asked who gave the better blow job, Amber pointed to Jessie. She has probably been playing second fiddle to Jessie all her life. For her part, Jessie seemed to enjoy jumping in front of Amber, taking the spotlight and proving that she is top dog. In a standing position, leaning on the wall I motioned for Jessie to stay on her knees and give me a BBBJ. Amber watched intensely as her friend wet her lips and slowly sucked me into her mouth. As I pulled her in close and felt up her soft body, Amber jerked and indicating Jessie, said, “See that! I can’t do that.” Jessie had just taken me in deep. Jessie abruptly withdrew my dick from her mouth and proclaimed proudly, while trying to catch her breath, “She can’t deep throat. I can.” Jessie proceeded to show us her technique and slurped my dick back into her mouth. While it was a nice BBBJ and yes; I was deep inside of her mouth, she was not actually deep throating – there was at least two fingers of dick still outside her mouth. I did not point this out but, IMHO, it is not deep throating unless I can feel the girl’s lips or tongue on my balls. Not wanting to put a damper on things, I kept this to myself.
There was no bed, chair or other furniture in the room. There was a sheet laid over some blankets on the floor. Jessie’s blow job had been good but I wanted to change position for Amber. After removing my pants, I sat on the makeshift sheet and blankets spread out on the floor. I was sitting upright with my back braced against the wall. Amber got down on her knees and crawled between my legs. I told her to lie flat on her belly; I wanted a clear view of her beautiful body. As she sucked me, her body and ass moved. She licked and sucked the head and shaft, using her hands to stoke me. Her body twisted and her ass jiggled the more she got into it. Then, as if she was jealous, Jessie said, “See! She can’t deep throat. Let me finish?” I told her I did not want to finish. I wanted to fuck her friend. I told her to get a condom and put it on me. During this exchange Amber had not stopped, and she had said nothing – she just kept on licking and sucking.
To make an already long story short. I sampled both girls’ pussy, doing them both one right after the other in the same position – doggie style. Suffice it to say, Amber, IMHO, was the better fuck. After Jessie had put on the rubber, I told both girls to kneel down side by side on the makeshift bed. I took Amber first. She was nice, juicy and wet. She looked over her shoulder as I fucked her, pushing back and grinding on my dick. I could have cum easy, doing Jessie but, I wanted to try Amber. Amber tensed and ducked her head down as I pushed my dick inside of her. Not only did she respond by pushing back hard, she wiggled and twitched as she got into being fucked. With her full ass pushed hard up against me, I could feel her tight pussy throbbing. As I came, Amber moaned a deep moan. Her face was buried in a pillow with her arms wrapped tightly. She seemed to be hiding the moaning sound in the pillow. Amber seemed concerned; she was stroking her friend’s hair. At first I thought Amber was in pain. Then she released the pillow and said, “Wow.” She had a big grin on her face.
CookyJar
I would gladly do either girl again. My plan is to call Amber for a single date. I’d love to get her on a real bed. I intend to help her with her deep throating skills. A little practice, some breathing lessons and if she willing to learn, she’s has the making of a good all around long term favorite. And; she has the phone. YMMV
CookyJar
PS: Jessie and Amber are the names they wrote down and asked me to use in their review. At first Jessie hadn’t mine using her real name. It was Amber who came up with the fake names. She has probably wanted to be an Amber all of her life.
Nice pics Mr CookyJar. You sure are a lucky bastard to end up with these 2 cuties. My favorite pic was the close-up of them kissing.
Do not understand all the fuss over remembering a girls name after a quick date. Many times I have picked up someone and went through the introductons and LE check and headed to a room. Halfway into the date I realize that I have forgotten her name. Sometimes I ask again and other times I don't out of not wanting to look dumb (or dumber). Does not really matter since we are not bonding for life. Forgetting to tell us that she had a bad rash, or carried a big knife, or had a mean BF waiting for her would be a serious problem, but her name??????? For crying out loud, he gave us a set of pictures for ID, much better than a name in my book.
Also please explain how a person with only 7 postings can lecture us on "pic protocol" in this forum? Where are those rules found?
Sorry for the rant but I thought we were here to help each other out for safety and info. Lately its seems more of criticism of non-important issues.
Let's get back to playng ball.
TT