Packerfann53 finds himself a 90 pound Asian who looks like a 5th grader. Speaks perfect body language and has hands of magic and never learned the word "No." Gives a massage to make you feel like 20 again. Asks in her own little way if you want HJ, BJ, or if she should just climb on top for authentic Asian Cowgirl. Has digits and is looking for friends.
Lefty reads Packerfann53's report and feels frustrated. Goes out hunting and ends up balls deep in the ass of a 45yo anorexic clerk from Wal-Mart who he bought some hydrogen peroxide from.
