The Prickyard

[QUOTE=INTravelingMan;3548339]Is not to use fax machines as they are outdated and leave those darned lines on the documents. And I especially do not like to use them in the bathroom as that could lead to problems like electrocution.

But more importantly, I prefer it when a woman swallows it and looks sexy instead of stupid.[/QUOTE]Now just because there may be newer methods of communication doesn't mean you should throw the baby out with the bath water esp when it is tried, true and tested. Although some flaws may exist those lines reflect the reliability and consistency of performance. The sounds emitted are well known and in days gone by created excitement that something was about to happen. And a little electricity while envolved in water activities just makes things more interesting. Next thing you'll want to throw out the good old Remington who's keys have been stroked often and always produced a desired result.

So as I sit in a pool in Phoenix where it was 111 yesterday I'll relish the memories of fail proof reliable equipment as I sit with a smile on my face and a stiff one in my hand as I swallow.

[QUOTE=Avagddu;3545379]This is a classic case of how man-who*res get GDS. This is so over market, even for Indy! First one she-monger pays this ridiculous rate, then someone pipes in $$24 hrs is cheap! Next thing you know the man-who*re in question thinks he's undercharging! Pretty soon there will be other she-Mongers white damseling for this guy, saying how he is so worth it and he's a "special" case. Next thing you know BP man-who*res start thinking that's the norm, and then the threads will start about how expensive these man-who*res are who are charging $$24 hrs straight out of the gate![/QUOTE]A few months ago IG was telling me he had an incall My response "I don't even want to know anything about him having an incall".

Or was it just me?

[QUOTE=Sarag;3549109]Now just because there may be newer methods of communication doesn't mean you should throw the baby out with the bath water esp when it is tried, true and tested. Although some flaws may exist those lines reflect the reliability and consistency of performance. The sounds emitted are well known and in days gone by created excitement that something was about to happen. And a little electricity while envolved in water activities just makes things more interesting. Next thing you'll want to throw out the good old Remington who's keys have been stroked often and always produced a desired result.

So as I sit in a pool in Phoenix where it was 111 yesterday I'll relish the memories of fail proof reliable equipment as I sit with a smile on my face and a stiff one in my hand as I swallow.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sarag;3549109]I sit with a smile on my face and a stiff one in my hand as I swallow.[/QUOTE]Who's stiff one did you have in your hands and I always love a woman who swallows.

Anyone have a worst / weirdest provider rant to share? It's a rainy Monday and we could all use some good reading material. And. GO!

I could tell you some stories about my bad experiences. You might wonder why I still hobby. But I do it because I am a perv. And because you do meet some very nice providers. I will PM you one of my stories but it would be interesting to see if others would be willing to share.

[QUOTE=RonBurgIndy;3553618]Anyone have a worst / weirdest provider rant to share? It's a rainy Monday and we could all use some good reading material. And. GO![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RonBurgIndy;3553618]Anyone have a worst / weirdest provider rant to share? It's a rainy Monday and we could all use some good reading material. And. GO![/QUOTE]How about a funny, strange client story?

About a year and a half ago I get a call from a guy asking if I do ferishes. Because that's such a broad category I asked specifics. Well the guy tells me he likes stinky feet. I've heard this one before. He proceeds to ask if I could put on some old shoes and walk around in them before he got there. Of course I said "sure" while in my mind clearly thinking, "he's not going to show", but hey I wasn't busy so on the off chance he would I put on some sneakers and went about my business. I'll be damned in he didn't show up in a brand new Tesla wearing a $1000 suit looking mighty fine.

And then it gets strange. Comes in side and he strips butt naked instant hard on and takes his belt off and proceeds to put it around his neck and starts to tighten it. Once I picked my jaw off the floor I said "umm I know we talked about stinky feet, (and with a stutter) but I don't do 'that'.

Calmly he replied, "that's ok, you aren't even going to touch me". "I just want to lay on the floor smelling and licking your feet while I jack myself off". Which he proceeded to do as he tightened the belt more. He did his thing, I got paid, and I have one weird ass memory to share.

And it didn't even involve a fax machine. LOL.

While in Vegas, a lady named Sexy Seven (see [URL]http://sexyse7en.escortfiles.com[/URL]) visited me for a late nighter at my hotel room. Everything was going fabulously when her Aunt Flo showed up for an unexpected visit. She was super apologetic about this! So she cleaned me up and herself too, then she finished me orally, including CIM. I was afraid the hotel would charge me for ruining a set of sheets, but I never heard anything about it! FWIW, I would see her again!

The next night, I was awakened by a commotion from next door. The guy must have met a lady downstairs in the casino and had his hands all over her on the way up in the elevator. She was bitching him out for this in the hallway, then the adjacent room. Things calmed down for a bit and the business part of transaction must have happened, then. He couldn't get it up!! He must have been kind of wasted, because this lady proceeded to scold him for about 30 minutes, then left in a huff. I opened my room door to size her up, and she immediately turned around and proposed that she 'come in for a drink' but I said, "sorry sweetie, you're not my type" and closed the door. Besides, I had much more fun the next night with Brianna Wildman!! (see [URL]https://twitter.com/briannawildman[/URL]).

[QUOTE=RonBurgIndy;3553618]Anyone have a worst / weirdest provider rant to share? It's a rainy Monday and we could all use some good reading material. And. GO![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RonBurgIndy;3553618]Anyone have a worst / weirdest provider rant to share? It's a rainy Monday and we could all use some good reading material. And. GO![/QUOTE]When I lived in Dubuque I used to frequent a strip club there where I got to know 2 dancers quite well. One was of Korean heritage who used to see a regular outside the club. Her regular wanted her to wear stiletto heels and repeatedly kick him in the balls, and step on his penis and sack with the heels, all while being verbally degraded. That's it. She thought it was the most bizarre thing to want, but she got paid very well and he never even asked or attempted anything sexual. To each his own I guess, but I'll pass thank you very much!

This was worth price of admission today!

[QUOTE=Sarag;3553755]And it didn't even involve a fax machine. LOL.[/QUOTE]

Would a Speedway location be a potential point of concern? Might Seinfeld's Uncle be more likely to be spotted there?

Tosha Day, told this same story.

BG,

[QUOTE=Avagddu;3554304]When I lived in Dubuque I used to frequent a strip club there where I got to know 2 dancers quite well. One was of Korean heritage who used to see a regular outside the club. Her regular wanted her to wear stiletto heels and repeatedly kick him in the balls, and step on his penis and sack with the heels, all while being verbally degraded. That's it. She thought it was the most bizarre thing to want, but she got paid very well and he never even asked or attempted anything sexual. To each his own I guess, but I'll pass thank you very much![/QUOTE]

I don't know how many times people post links without photos or screenshots. Links suck. They expire, or the ad is deleted, and days / weeks / months later a new monger is asking about the same provider because details are lost. Post a screenshot, and a full review already!

Windows: alt+printscreen or the snipping tool.
Mac: command+shift+4.
Smart Phones have this capability as well.

[QUOTE=BigGuyUAteMe;3563937]Tosha Day, told this same story.

BG,[/QUOTE]I remember that story from Toshia quite well; she showed me the video the customer allowed her to take. He brought his own "punishment" table for the session. The table was round, wide and short such that when he laid on the floor, his junk would come through a purposely cut hole in the center. He would then let her unleash the pain on him. It wasn't really that nasty in the administration of pain but I was shaking my damn head to say the least. Yikes!

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This is not what we do. On the new version of the classifieds there will be a place for ladies to do this. As I understand it you are not in this busienss and you were not there when it happened so you have no idea what happened.

I know you have been here forever FF but I'm about up to here with you trying to bring hooker drama into the forum. I've told you about this before and if you don't knock it off you are going back on moderation.

A2

PS, yes I am aware this is a fight thread.[/blue]

You guys that have been around a while will remember that Nancy used that phrase in her ads. So why is the chick that used to go by a different name using the same phrase? The only similarity she has to Nancy is she lies about her age, the rest is down hill.

The useless Good and Dirty created by the pro bono handler seems to have a lot of dirty in the good section, I wonder why that is? Maybe it's not pro bono after all??

[QUOTE][blue]This is not what we do. On the new version of the classifieds there will be a place for ladies to do this. As I understand it you are not in this busienss and you were not there when it happened so you have no idea what happened.

I know you have been here forever FF but I'm about up to here with you trying to bring hooker drama into the forum. I've told you about this before and if you don't knock it off you are going back on moderation.

A2

PS, yes I am aware this is a fight thread.[/blue][/QUOTE]It's been almost a year since the "New" version of the classified ads was discussed, so when will it be available for the providers? This is not just a question I am asking, it's one that several providers have also wondered. They need someplace to vent as well. I can't wait for the new version where providers can speak their mind. If you think there is drama on the board now, wait until the new version is up. It will be a back and forth dialogue between forums of "She said He said". It would almost be better to start a new thread called "Provider Reviews" and let both parties have at it. That would boost this sites viewings significantly.

Would it have been appropriate if I had posted it as "How Not to get on a blacklist" without the hooker drama? If so, with your permission I will make that info available in the "First Time Posters and Newbies" Blog. The info only, without the drama.

Maybe in the future I should post such experiences in the "First Person". Nobody was there but me and her so then nobody can dispute my report. Then when someone whines about me being mean to a provider I can report their post as "Hooker Drama, You Weren't There!

Why have a fight thread if no hooker drama is allowed because in this hobby that's all guys want to fight about? Finding good and bad hookers is what we do and what we post about. The drama is ingrained in the hobby. Sorry I am such a pain in your ass A2 but when mongers bring drama to the hobby by screwing over a provider then I feel it's necessary to let others know. Now I can't even do that in this thread. I guess "It is what it is".

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;3578523]
Why have a fight thread if no hooker drama is allowed because in this hobby that's all guys want to fight about? Finding good and bad hookers is what we do and what we post about. The drama is ingrained in the hobby. Sorry I am such a pain in your ass A2 but when mongers bring drama to the hobby by screwing over a provider then I feel it's necessary to let others know. Now I can't even do that in this thread. I guess "It is what it is".[/QUOTE]Why bother with posting this shit at all? Guys who rip off girls re going to rip off girls regardless of your "blacklist" so a small margin of providers are aware of any blacklist, we should try to tel each other about the providers that are rip offs, and providers should tell other providers about clients that are rip offs, why is 80% of your post spam or PSA for prostitutes.

And so we have yet another dilettante spewing its idea of how the engine should be tuned. How about taking your dwell meter and little baggy of carburetor jets somewhere else? We're already bored with this.

[QUOTE=kittywhispere;3578501]the useless good and dirty created by the pro bono handler seems to have a lot of dirty in the good section, i wonder why that is? Maybe it's not pro bono after all??[/QUOTE]Winner winner chicken dinner.

[QUOTE=KittyWhispere;3578501]The useless Good and Dirty created by the pro bono handler seems to have a lot of dirty in the good section, I wonder why that is? Maybe it's not pro bono after all??[/QUOTE]First, Freckle Freak is a friend of mine. So keep that in mind when I say the following. That good list is a pile of shit. Sasha has been on that list since the beginning and it was known she was having issues. Every monger and provider is only good as their last session. Each one of us can make mistakes. That list has not been updated, so I pay it no mind whatsoever. I know several girls on that list and would gladly spend time with them, because I know them.

Now kitty, you seem to have 2 posts saying you got robbed. Sasha has been reviewed as being trouble, that's on you. Mia has no info so your post is worthless to me. Try seeing some girls that don't look hungry, that Auschwitz look is always trouble.

As for emmes post, all these girls look at each others ads and borrow. Emme is good, give her a shot.

Finally, post some relevant info and reviews and a flood of good pussy will come your way. With 7 posts telling me nothing new or relevant, most of us will tell you to rtff and stfu.

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;3578746]We're already bored with this.[/QUOTE]Do you refer to yourself in the plural or do you speak for everyone?

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;3578835]Do you refer to yourself in the plural or do you speak for everyone?[/QUOTE]Ok. Who had IA popping out at 12:52?

Shouldn't you be posting under your other account to get more posts than 7?

"Auschwitz look" is something I'll never forget and will now always think of when I see a potential H addict on the BP ads. I laughed and then felt like a terrible person. Then laughed again.

[QUOTE=Untchbl;3578765]First, Freckle Freak is a friend of mine. So keep that in mind when I say the following. That good list is a pile of shit. Sasha has been on that list since the beginning and it was known she was having issues. Every monger and provider is only good as their last session. Each one of us can make mistakes. That list has not been updated, so I pay it no mind whatsoever. I know several girls on that list and would gladly spend time with them, because I know them.

Now kitty, you seem to have 2 posts saying you got robbed. Sasha has been reviewed as being trouble, that's on you. Mia has no info so your post is worthless to me. Try seeing some girls that don't look hungry, that Auschwitz look is always trouble.

As for emmes post, all these girls look at each others ads and borrow. Emme is good, give her a shot.

Finally, post some relevant info and reviews and a flood of good pussy will come your way. With 7 posts telling me nothing new or relevant, most of us will tell you to rtff and stfu.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Untchbl;3578886]Ok. Who had IA popping out at 12:52?

Shouldn't you be posting under your other account to get more posts than 7?[/QUOTE]Someone here is a two timer.

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;3578918]Someone here is a two timer.[/QUOTE]It isn't but believe what you want. I don't care. Although, I like how you avoided the question.

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;3578938]It isn't but believe what you want. I don't care. Although, I like how you avoided the question.[/QUOTE]Oh no IA, that's how it works. I don't need proof, I just spout my theory with no possible means of verifying or backing up my statement. Now everyone is expected to believe it. If we keep arguing then I have to go look at posts and compare what you and whisperdick said to show just the slightest similarity so it looks like I know what I am talking about.

[QUOTE=Untchbl;3578960]If we keep arguing then I have to go look at posts and compare what you and whisperdick said to show just the slightest similarity so it looks like I know what I am talking about.[/QUOTE]By all means. Don't let me stop you. I think it would be interesting.

I do like how you've already resorted to vulgarity in trying to defend yourself. Have nothing better to say?

[QUOTE=Untchbl;3578765]First, Freckle Freak is a friend of mine. So keep that in mind when I say the following. That good list is a pile of shit. Sasha has been on that list since the beginning and it was known she was having issues. Every monger and provider is only good as their last session. Each one of us can make mistakes. That list has not been updated, so I pay it no mind whatsoever. I know several girls on that list and would gladly spend time with them, because I know them.

Now kitty, you seem to have 2 posts saying you got robbed. Sasha has been reviewed as being trouble, that's on you. Mia has no info so your post is worthless to me. Try seeing some girls that don't look hungry, that Auschwitz look is always trouble.

As for emmes post, all these girls look at each others ads and borrow. Emme is good, give her a shot.

Finally, post some relevant info and reviews and a flood of good pussy will come your way. With 7 posts telling me nothing new or relevant, most of us will tell you to rtff and stfu.[/QUOTE]When she went by a different name several years ago, I;m consistently flooded with good pussy, about 10 different chicks a week.

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;3579055]By all means. Don't let me stop you. I think it would be interesting.

I do like how you've already resorted to vulgarity in trying to defend yourself. Have nothing better to say?[/QUOTE]Although, it occurs to me, that you're trying to steer the conversation away from the question. Silly me for falling for it.

Cui bono?

[QUOTE=Untchbl;3578765]most of us will tell you to rtff and stfu.[/QUOTE]I have been rtff for over a decade, only one here that seems to have shit straight is Illap, his moments of pussy fog are very seldom and brief.

[QUOTE=KittyWhispere;3578547]Why bother with posting this shit at all? Guys who rip off girls re going to rip off girls regardless of your "blacklist" so a small margin of providers are aware of any blacklist, we should try to tel each other about the providers that are rip offs, and providers should tell other providers about clients that are rip offs, why is 80% of your post spam or PSA for prostitutes.[/QUOTE]Pointed out to you that if you feel my posts are Spam or PSA then please report them using the "Report Post" icon at the bottom left hand corner of each post. You can also add me to your ignore list then you can't see any of my posts when you are logged on. You can also do what I do and that is not read posts that I am not interested in. It's kind of like changing the channel on the TV when you don't like the show that is on. Oh, and it's not MY blacklist, it's a blacklist that providers come up with, not me.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;3579363]Oh, and it's not MY blacklist, it's a blacklist that providers come up with, not me.[/QUOTE]And a list that is Nationwide not just local. You would think that someone who has followed the forum or hobbies for over a decade would know this. Most of us knew it within a couple months in the hobby.

Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard.

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;3578938]It isn't but believe what you want. I don't care. Although, I like how you avoided the question.[/QUOTE]Last time I checked the definition, we meant myself and one or others in a group. And aside from myself, I can assure you my little broomstick cowboy, that there is one and or others who have agreed with my assessment of the situation.

How do you like DEM apples?

[QUOTE=KittyWhispere;3578501]The useless Good and Dirty created by the pro bono handler seems to have a lot of dirty in the good section, I wonder why that is? Maybe it's not pro bono after all??[/QUOTE]As long as you have been around you actually have been paying me and didn't even know it. I just want to say thanks for your contributions over the years.

[QUOTE=Untchbl;3578765]First, Freckle Freak is a friend of mine. So keep that in mind when I say the following. That good list is a pile of shit. Sasha has been on that list since the beginning and it was known she was having issues. Every monger and provider is only good as their last session. Each one of us can make mistakes. That list has not been updated, so I pay it no mind whatsoever. I know several girls on that list and would gladly spend time with them, because I know them.[/QUOTE]The list hasn't been updated in a long time and moderation willing, I will do it sometime soon. With the reports about her cashing and dashing, along with recent bad reviews on many sites combined with her other unresolved troubles, well let's just say she wouldn't be on the good list if I had updated it. I hope she finds the right path to be able to recover from her disease.

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;3579450]How do you like DEM apples?[/QUOTE]Since you asked, I think you need to come up with better insults. "Broomstick cowboy" Really?

Also, using first person plural pronouns to characterize yourself might not be the healthiest thing to do. Have you considered seeking professional assistance? If you are looking for guidance perhaps look through the DSM-5.

[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;3579424]And a list that is Nationwide not just local. You would think that someone who has followed the forum or hobbies for over a decade would know this. Most of us knew it within a couple months in the hobby.

Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard.[/QUOTE]The Blacklist is useless, only a very, very small margin of providers use it.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;3579626]The list hasn't been updated in a long time and moderation willing, I will do it sometime soon.[/QUOTE]The list is gone.

A2.