Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Erevdi;4622097]I've been to evans many times and recently turned in my punch card, ha. I could help but I'm not sure what your question is. What do you mean "leave extremely tense"? The massage is always ass and sometimes skipped all together. They do the light touching / nail rub thing and that's about all I ever get.[/QUOTE]I want to get excited, very excited, but relieve myself at home. Following a good massage and all the time I paid for. Call it a semi-shy GFE. I'm gathering that's unusual on this board.

From what you said, I'm probably unlikely to leave with me or an Evans MT in a good mood, correct?

Any good options for cute MTs elsewhere? Or am I best off with places like May?

With this in mind, are my reviews still useful here?

[QUOTE=LochNess;4619956]

I would go back: her personality was great, and she understood how much / little I wanted and gave me exactly that to make me very happy. And the massage was truly great by my few experiences. TS doesn't cost extra, but I want to know if it includes a mud or scrub, and also if it's playful. I might try that next time with a 90 min massage. And if I ever get the opportunity to go at 7:30 pm or later in the next few months, depending on someone else's slim social calendar, I'll scope out if May has a second shift of MTs.
[/QUOTE]I think I understand what you want. I cannot think of any AMP that provide exactly that. Spa like TS with a mud scrub, some teasing to keep things "tense", good LMT massage, and no HE.

May. As far as I know, she is the only MT working there. I would say she is one of a few I know that might be able to provide most of what you are looking for. TS will include soap, maybe a loofa, probably a nylon body scrubber.

Angie at Pine Therapy. IF you communicate exactly what you want, UP FRONT, I'm sure she can get close to what you want. Except the TS is going to be a standard soapy TS. But she can be playful.

[QUOTE=Erevdi;4619074]
Also what's up with rubmaps? Every other review is met with "fake review" "get out papasan". Etc. Why does rubmaps have such an agumentative format? I've been to Nagoya which was a perfectly fine FS parlor but reviews there are met with "nothing but old Granny's here" "fake review". In general, 90 percent of providers here are old but they are not that old. Maybe late 30's there and look decent. The same thing happens in another few parlors on that site where there's a clear split between opinions. It's so strange. This site has mostly supportive people giving accurate reviews so how is the experience so different especially since rubmaps has a monthly fee.
[/QUOTE]Unfortunately, it seems rubmaps. Has a few posters that represent a few AMP's. So they tend to comment negatively on posts.

I take the comments very carefully, except for a few posters I trust. You will have to check out posting histories to weed out the chaff. It's a pain.

[QUOTE=LochNess;4622457]With this in mind, are my reviews still useful here?[/QUOTE]I think all reviews are useful.

Hola, fellow mongers! I recently visited Pure 1. Similar experience to other posts. Went for 1 hour at. 45 and Lilly brought me in started the massage, then someone came to the door. She left and Wendy came in and basically finished the massage. Lilly came back and got BBBJ, CFS, BBBJ then HJ finish. $ tip.

I recommended a friend to try and AMP and he had a similar experience to you so I'm going to try and relate to what you wrote and what he said.

First thing is that the place either offers extras or they don't. You can't woo them into doing it. Spreading legs, leaning, coping feels etc do nothing to help. You're either getting a HE or FS or nothing no matter what you do. If they offer HE or FS, they won't forget to offer it. That's how the MT makes her income. By the tip.

Next is language. They don't speak English very well or if any at all. They don't make the signs or the pricing. The owner makes that shit up and if it doesn't make sense, or they don't get it, then ignore it. If you call ahead and ask if they have a table shower, they know that question. Table shower = HE or FS. It just does. Korean = FS. It is known.

They are generally unhappy people. Who would be? They don't like any questions at all. But that doesn't mean you can't or shouldn't ask any. I only like skinny MTs. I tell the MMS that she must be skinny and if mine isn't, then I ask for a lineup or someone else. Salt? Footrub? They might advertise that but they don't do that.

Saunas and hot tubs are time wasters so they don't have to touch you. Skip them.

Always start with honey, especially with the MMS. They love the honey talk. When you goto vinegar, you get no honey. Ever.

If someone gives you some bullshit (real bullshit), get upset. Get dressed. I'm calling the cops!

Don't get cheap on the tip. A massage is $50-60 for an hour. FS is $140-150. Your total outlay is $200. Saving $20-40 isn't worth a bad time when you're dropping over $100 anyhow. A good strategy is just give the MMS $200 upfront. You know what you're getting when you do that. My friend makes decent money but $20-40 isn't a big deal. But he tries to get out with some extra money and he never has as good a time as I do.

Specifically for Loch Ness, you're asking for edging I believe. That's full service. You want a blowjob or FS but not cum? Pay for the services and then stop her. They will never get this strange thing so don't try.

Finally, for $200, AMPs are a weird value. For $250-300, you can get a good escort and get what you want by who you want. For less, you get a little bit less.

Slow clap to you Mtnman. Slow clap indeed.

You just summed up the AMP world perfectly.

Denver AMP scene is pretty weak compared to places I have previously lived such as Dallas. Bigger city; better girls. There was this AMP girl in Dallas named Original Penny that might well have had the nicest ass this man has ever touched. Doggie with her was Nirvana. Mid 20's. Stacked. Striking looking, like honestly car show model looks. And she did not have any problem BBBJ, CIM and rimming for 45 minutes because that was what she had to do to make it in the Dallas AMP world.

Denver ain't Dallas.

We should continue to share when we find hot young ones and patronize then often. Only way to attract the better ladies to our fair burg.

[QUOTE=Mtnman2000;4623215]I recommended a friend to try and AMP and he had a similar experience to you so I'm going to try and relate to what you wrote and what he said.

First thing is that the place either offers extras or they don't. You can't woo them into doing it. Spreading legs, leaning, coping feels etc do nothing to help. You're either getting a HE or FS or nothing no matter what you do. If they offer HE or FS, they won't forget to offer it. That's how the MT makes her income. By the tip.

Next is language. They don't speak English very well or if any at all. They don't make the signs or the pricing. The owner makes that shit up and if it doesn't make sense, or they don't get it, then ignore it. If you call ahead and ask if they have a table shower, they know that question. Table shower = HE or FS. It just does. Korean = FS. It is known.

They are generally unhappy people. Who would be? They don't like any questions at all. But that doesn't mean you can't or shouldn't ask any. I only like skinny MTs. I tell the MMS that she must be skinny and if mine isn't, then I ask for a lineup or someone else. Salt? Footrub? They might advertise that but they don't do that.

Saunas and hot tubs are time wasters so they don't have to touch you. Skip them.

Always start with honey, especially with the MMS. They love the honey talk. When you goto vinegar, you get no honey. Ever.

If someone gives you some bullshit (real bullshit), get upset. Get dressed. I'm calling the cops!

Don't get cheap on the tip. A massage is $50-60 for an hour. FS is $140-150. Your total outlay is $200. Saving $20-40 isn't worth a bad time when you're dropping over $100 anyhow. A good strategy is just give the MMS $200 upfront. You know what you're getting when you do that. My friend makes decent money but $20-40 isn't a big deal. But he tries to get out with some extra money and he never has as good a time as I do.

Specifically for Loch Ness, you're asking for edging I believe. That's full service. You want a blowjob or FS but not cum? Pay for the services and then stop her. They will never get this strange thing so don't try.

Finally, for $200, AMPs are a weird value. For $250-300, you can get a good escort and get what you want by who you want. For less, you get a little bit less.[/QUOTE]

I'm a trucker going to be in town for a day can anyone recommend a good parlor around the TA? Any deets would be great thanks. Be safe.

[QUOTE=JLove81;4624552]I'm a trucker going to be in town for a day can anyone recommend a good parlor around the TA? Any deets would be great thanks. Be safe.[/QUOTE]Due North on Quebec.

Blue Spa.

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-blue-spa-commerce-city-co-4337[/URL]

[QUOTE=OldSailor;4624585]Due North on Quebec.

Blue Spa.

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-blue-spa-commerce-city-co-4337[/URL][/QUOTE]Awesome thanks. I'm going to send you a pm.

[QUOTE=Mtnman2000;4623215]I recommended a friend to try and AMP and he had a similar experience to you so I'm going to try and relate to what you wrote and what he said.

First thing is that the place either offers extras or they don't. You can't woo them into doing it. Spreading legs, leaning, coping feels etc do nothing to help. You're either getting a HE or FS or nothing no matter what you do. If they offer HE or FS, they won't forget to offer it. That's how the MT makes her income. By the tip.

Next is language. They don't speak English very well or if any at all. They don't make the signs or the pricing. The owner makes that shit up and if it doesn't make sense, or they don't get it, then ignore it. If you call ahead and ask if they have a table shower, they know that question. Table shower = HE or FS. It just does. Korean = FS. It is known.

They are generally unhappy people. Who would be? They don't like any questions at all. But that doesn't mean you can't or shouldn't ask any. I only like skinny MTs. I tell the MMS that she must be skinny and if mine isn't, then I ask for a lineup or someone else. Salt? Footrub? They might advertise that but they don't do that.[/QUOTE]Many thanks, Mountain Man. You were very thorough and I genuinely appreciate your time.

The salt scrub. I thought that was code for more. I HM'd in Thailand, and unless you went to a seedy MP that had its whole lineup on the front step, a basic massage was a brutish affair with a lady practically doing yoga on top of you. Extreme pressure through the thin scrubs they make you wear. Interest in tension aside, it was not pleasant for me. But!, if you opted for the oil massage at a higher price, you actually got hands on skin. Question for anyone: in Denver, do you find paying for publicly advertised extras helps in any way helps you leave more satisfied? Or do most choose the right place, book the minimum, and pay for the rest in the tip?

You mentioned that if they don't offer something, they don't do it. Others on this forum have mentioned not being offered services on their first visit, but they might if they see you are intentionally asking for it or if you return: this was my thought. And they offered and I received a TS, yet nothing else, so I'm not sure what to make of it. I read what you wrote about TS and Korean places.

I'm a kind person in general, and that doesn't change with a MMS or MT. I've never gone in bossy or rude, though I could see how the folks at Asian Touch might see otherwise, but that was just an honest mistake and I was still polite. Looking for kindness over rudeness is just a human thing. I almost married a Hmong girl, glad I didn't, and her whole family continuously seemed angry and they always talked with insults in a complain-why yell. But Thai culture is a lot kinder, for example. To me, a moody MT ruins the experience, and a sweet one genuinely makes it.

You mentioned giving generously to ensure a good time. Makes complete sense. If you give it all to the MMS, doesn't that mean the MT will see less or none of it? If you give to the MT after, then they obviously won't know what to expect. Is it best to give to the MMS or MT up front? Question for anyone.

I see what you mean about AMPs vs escorts and wouldn't blame anyone for going the other direction. But for what I'm asking for, and what the wife knows of, AMPs are the better choice for me.

No, I'm not after edging. I agree that that deserves a full tip because they're doing the full work. I'm just in it for the teasing before the flip, but 50% more blatant, and to continue in the same way after the flip. No HJ, BJ, or FS, just teasing mixed into the massage. I'm sure that puts me in the minority on this site, but that's what I like. It seems logical that that could be tipped less than a HJ tip as it is less, but a HJ tip is probably the best balance to show I'm interested, grateful, and will be happy to return. Any advice on negotiating that? Should I wait for the flip, tell the MT up front, or tell the MMS up front?

Thanks again! And happy hunting to you, my friend.

[QUOTE=OldSailor;4622494]I think I understand what you want. I cannot think of any AMP that provide exactly that. Spa like TS with a mud scrub, some teasing to keep things "tense", good LMT massage, and no HE.

May. As far as I know, she is the only MT working there. I would say she is one of a few I know that might be able to provide most of what you are looking for. TS will include soap, maybe a loofa, probably a nylon body scrubber.

Angie at Pine Therapy. IF you communicate exactly what you want, UP FRONT, I'm sure she can get close to what you want. Except the TS is going to be a standard soapy TS. But she can be playful.[/QUOTE]Thanks, Old Sailor!

After my first TS, I don't know that I'd try another unless I knew it would be genuinely more spa-like. Though Angie sounds delightful. Might make an exception for her. =].

Correct: I'm just after a quality massage and some teasing, nothing more, but willing to tip for it. With all the info on this forum, I'm thinking my difficulty is finding an establishment that straddles quality MTs with extras, not either one separately, and how to communicate what I want and to whom. How would you go about it: ask MMS or MT? At what point?

Question for anyone: how do you negotiate services at the front desk, especially when they just want to rush you back to a room? How do you ask for what you want without seeming like a nark?

[QUOTE=Mtnman2000;4623215]I recommended a friend to try and AMP and he had a similar experience to you so I'm going to try and relate to what you wrote and what he said.

First thing is that the place either offers extras or they don't. You can't woo them into doing it. Spreading legs, leaning, coping feels etc do nothing to help. You're either getting a HE or FS or nothing no matter what you do. If they offer HE or FS, they won't forget to offer it. That's how the MT makes her income. By the tip.

Next is language. They don't speak English very well or if any at all. They don't make the signs or the pricing. The owner makes that shit up and if it doesn't make sense, or they don't get it, then ignore it. If you call ahead and ask if they have a table shower, they know that question. Table shower = HE or FS. It just does. Korean = FS. It is known.

They are generally unhappy people. Who would be? They don't like any questions at all. But that doesn't mean you can't or shouldn't ask any. I only like skinny MTs. I tell the MMS that she must be skinny and if mine isn't, then I ask for a lineup or someone else. Salt? Footrub? They might advertise that but they don't do that.

Saunas and hot tubs are time wasters so they don't have to touch you. Skip them.

Always start with honey, especially with the MMS. They love the honey talk. When you goto vinegar, you get no honey. Ever.

If someone gives you some bullshit (real bullshit), get upset. Get dressed. I'm calling the cops!

Don't get cheap on the tip. A massage is $50-60 for an hour. FS is $140-150. Your total outlay is $200. Saving $20-40 isn't worth a bad time when you're dropping over $100 anyhow. A good strategy is just give the MMS $200 upfront. You know what you're getting when you do that. My friend makes decent money but $20-40 isn't a big deal. But he tries to get out with some extra money and he never has as good a time as I do.

Specifically for Loch Ness, you're asking for edging I believe. That's full service. You want a blowjob or FS but not cum? Pay for the services and then stop her. They will never get this strange thing so don't try.

Finally, for $200, AMPs are a weird value. For $250-300, you can get a good escort and get what you want by who you want. For less, you get a little bit less.[/QUOTE]This should be pinned in all the Massage Parlor threads. Thanks!

I tried out Butterfly today and have really mixed feelings on it.

I paid up front for 90 min: . 75, gave. 8, didn't get change. I immediately, separately gave a. 4 tip. I thought this would help the MT warm to me, and she did. Lind (unsure of spelling), pretty cute for 45, was super sweet, super kind, very friendly, and we built immediate rapport. After I laid down, she said her boss came in and they had to run the numbers, wait 10 minutes, though she gave me a bowl of homemade dumplings for Chinese New Year (never had that happen before! She came back, massaged me for 10 min, then left saying someone with neck pain needed her for only 15 min, and it definitely would not come out of my time. She left a couple other times as well for a minute or two. She apologized, saying they were dead all day and now everyone was at the door.

Barely getting started, she told me I should give her a bigger tip and she'd make my time extra special. I tried to figure out what that meant (for you guys), but I gathered there's no FS at Butterfly, or at least with Lind. I told her the 1. 2 I gave her was all I had, and she said okay, because she liked me she'd make my time special, but to bring more next time. I told her I don't have the world's highest paying job and couldn't. I didn't love that interaction.

She was fun and great at being playful. I'd say May was 80% massage and 20% play, and Linde was probably 30% massage and 70% play. The massage, though brief, was nice, and the play was a lot of fun. She was generous with heated oil, though no hot towel. She offered a HE after I said I did not have more money with me, I declined, explained I just wanted massage and play. She offered again later, saying she really wanted to make me happy. I politely declined again, and she understood and still liked me. She even put my hand on her side, though not higher or lower.

I really enjoyed her as a person. I talked the most with her out of anyone I've seen, and I feel the most kinship with and compassion for her. She explained after it was over that she wants to do everything she can to make sure someone has a good experience so they come back, and I get that. BUT: I paid for 90 min and ended up with 40-45 min, I tipped for the HE I didn't actually want (to loosen her up and get what I do want), and she never even returned the fiver the house owed me. Because she clarified she wants to treat people well, I politely asked if I would get the full 90 min if I came back during a week day when they are less busy, and she didn't give a firm answer. I asked how much I should bring for the full 90 min and the same kind of play, and she didn't have an answer, just told me to bring what I want, but just to make sure it was more. 1. 2 already feels like a stretch to me for what I'm after.

I genuinely like her and I like what she did, but I felt pressured, and ripped off from the time I paid for and asked for.

I'd rather go to May, though she is less cute and built less rapport with me (though still kind). Maybe try out VIP and Pine Therapy as well, based on recommendations. I really want to recommend Butterfly, but can't: at least not Lind, unless you're happy flashing a lot of cash and you're not after more than HJ.

[QUOTE=LochNess;4632559]I tried out Butterfly today and have really mixed feelings on it.

I genuinely like her and I like what she did, but I felt pressured, and ripped off from the time I paid for and asked for.

I'd rather go to May, though she is less cute and built less rapport with me (though still kind). Maybe try out VIP and Pine Therapy as well, based on recommendations. I really want to recommend Butterfly, but can't: at least not Lind, unless you're happy flashing a lot of cash and you're not after more than HJ.[/QUOTE]NOT wanting a HE is going to be confusing for many MT's. So I think decent English skills and attitudes will give you want you are looking for, although you may have to try several different AMP's and MT's.

I've got a couple possibilities that are not AMP, and will not have a TS, but that may work for you. I'll send a PM.