Supereloquent's Reports - Philadelphia

[QUOTE=Mynxmonk]This made the Fox news tonight.

He's brutally beating the girls that he's raping.

[url]http://www.myfoxphilly.com/dpp/news/local_news/philly_cops_seek_triple_rape_suspect[/url][/QUOTE]

There was much heavier than normal LE activity the last few days and nights and the word on the street is that they are trying to nab this scumbag. Sometimes I get frustrated with LE hassling SWs and mongers instead of worrying about real crime, but this seems to be one instance where LE is focusing on the right thing.

One of the Deep Throats almost went on a date with this guy and had a bad vibe and didn't go. Her friend was all strung out, and drunk as well, and went with him because she said she desperately needed the cash. They found her raped and beaten very badly near the tracks.

[QUOTE=Supereloquent]I'll have my whopper with extra pickles, mayo and cheese please.: D[/QUOTE]Ever since I saw that old BK commercial I wanted to get a pair of undershorts that say "home of the whopper" on the front panel, but I can't say that I would totally fit the bill. From what I can see of the photographic evidence, Super, CJ and JohnnyBlazze would all qualify for a pair.

[QUOTE=CookyJar][red]I agree.[/red] It should be done in it’s own thread or one setup by the Admin.

A monger could nominate any girl. It should not matter who took the original picture. Comments and promotions on the nominations would make things more fun.

It’s just an idea. Things tend to slow down during the colder months and around the holidays. It could be fun.

What do you think?[/QUOTE]

I think it's a fun idea Cooky. I was going to set up a thread just of pics that I took but I think opening it up for all of Philly (including the K, Camden, OYR, and Torresdale) and all mongers for nominations and then voting would be more interesting.

A few suggested categories for everyone's consideration:

SW of the Year (everything considered: looks, personality, performance, reports)
Report of the Year
Miss Congeniality
Miss Spinner
Face of the Year
Tits and Ass of the Year

SWs, of course, would be eligible to win in multiple categories.

I would add performance awards (BJ, fucking, FS combo) but not everyone has experienced every candidate. Pics and reports everyone can judge.

So much for my two cents.

[QUOTE=Coconut Poke]Silly me, Mythbuster. I should have checked your profile before ragging on you. It turns out you just joined the USG this month, so you're a [b]newbie[/b]! Sorry.

So let me be gentler in my explanation. None of your 61 posts, for example the one above, are reports on streetwalker activity, traits, or location. They are simply commentary on and questions about other people's writing. They don't add to the purpose of this thread, which is to provide information about for men who are looking for sex with female streetwalkers in Philadelphia.[/QUOTE]

I can't complain about your bashing of Mythbuster. Of course, I have him on ignore so the only sight of him I see is when someone like you responds to one of his posts. You are rapidly becoming a candidate for the same fate. Whatever small contributions you make to this forum are vastly outweighed by your constant and intentional picking of fights.

You are one to be accusing others of not adding to "information" in the Streetwalker Reports thread and simply making commentary about other people's writing. That seems to be your main purpose in life.

[QUOTE=Coconut Poke]We have had occasion in the past to honor those who, like you, enjoy talking a lot. We have awarded them their own thread. A big benefit of that is that the frequent and often lengthy responses to their talking, photo montages, contests, and general sex topics can take place apart from the reports in this thread. Thus we don't have to wade through a lot of stuff here that is off-topic or excessive in its presentation.[/QUOTE]

You seem to often read through and comment on the very threads you condemn. Why don't you "wade through" the SW Reports and SW Photos Threads as your [b]sole[/b] basis for information? Could the reason be that 70% of the new reports and pics of SWs on the K (90 plus % of the pics by volume) are contributed by me and most of the rest are contributed by CJ and practically ALL of the pics and reports from Camden are contributed by CJ? If you don't want this "excessive information" then don't fucking read it and/or comment on it! As you freely admitted, the information is in separate threads and very easy for you to simply ignore. But that really isn't your motivation, is it? A blind man could see you a mile off as a big green monster of envy and jealousy, just itching to make trouble.

[QUOTE=Coconut Poke]So, Mythbuster, I have two suggestions for you:

• Get thee to the threads of SE and CJ where you can talk to your heart's content without bothering those who want to scroll through concise and informative streetwalker reports here. You'll notice that the topic you're commenting above has been moved appropriately to the CJ thread.

• Don't come back here to post until you have made a trip to one of the Philadelphia strolls and are willing to report on your experience with streetwalker(s) you saw or picked up.[/QUOTE]

It's so befitting to have a self-appointed editor who desires "concise" SW Reports and Photos. It's also so admirable to see that the self-appointed editor takes his own advice so well. You will be so proud of me Editor-in-Chief CoconutPUKE, that I moved my reply to my own thread. Don't bother responding or you will reveal to all that you actually peruse the prose in my abysmally excessive thread, which you have made clear you avoid in favor of the tightly edited and policed (by you) reports in your threads of choice.

Well said Super, I try to give people the benefit of the doubt. Sometimes it works out, as is the case with me and Speedracer29. I put him on ignore but in the end we settled our differences, buried the hatchet, and now we're cool and he's no longer on my ignore. Then we have other aholes like Mythbuster, Wiseguy, and other haters, flamers, and general idiots who's sole purpose seems to be to be the beacons of negativity that drag any forum down. Now I have the unfortunate duty of adding Coconut Poke to that list. I agree Super sometimes he's an alright guy, but then like Jekyll and Hide he shows his bad side which in my opinion far outweighs the good. So to you Mr. Poke I say adios, goodbye, and adiou.

To all the valued Contributors to this forum, Happy Hunting
To all my haters, Choke on ya Haterade
BadBoy

Currently Ignored:
MythBuster aka Squonk64
Wiseguy
Coconut Poke

CP,

Imitation is the grandest form of flattery don't you say.

I still have a long way to go though. Image a dislike so strong that two members would respond to your insults of someone they have on ignore.

Facinating!

[QUOTE=Supereloquent]I saw this morsel on the north end of the stroll, but it was as I was heading to an appointment, and I didn't have much time to spare. She definitely looked good enough from the street (and when she got inside my car) to take for an indoor FS date. I got her digits and that is exactly what I will do next time.

Tatum has a pretty face, long soft blond hair, is about 5 feet 2 or 3, maybe 115-120, more like a well built smaller girl than a true petite and skinny spinner, but damn close. She certainly had a tight, fuckable body. When I asked her age she stumbled over "24" so I am guessing older, but it couldn't be more than 4 or 5 years.


..........."the strings of spittle from her mouth to my cock when she stopped a few seconds and disengaged her mouth from the tip before swallowing me whole again".............LMAO.......gotta love it

It seems that either I don't have the time or they don't. I saw this cutie on the northern end of the stroll. My very first thought was taking her to the Carlyle but she said she had to pick up her kids in an hour, so that squelched that idea. Nicole is about 5 feet 5 or 6, maybe 125 or so, nice face and body (you be the judge; I took a few pics).

I am not a big fan of car dates, but I definitely wanted to sample this one and not just throw her back, so we looked for a nice private place to park. She is a real sweetheart, very nice personality. She says she is 26 but some of the math doesn't add up. She says she has 2 kids, 8 and 4, and says she danced at Risque before she got pregnant with the first one (that would have made her 16 or so; not impossible, but I am guessing she is closer to 30, not that she doesn't look young and pretty, because she does). After dancing and kids she said she was a cashier at Wawa and just moved near the K around 2 months ago after having lived near Cottman. Sucking and fucking has to be a big change from selling slurpies, but I must say that she is really sweet and not hardened or jaded yet. She says she is just earning money for bills and not for drugs, but one can never tell with these things. At least she didn't have dog food symptoms and wasn't anxious to cop after the date. (She was even on the phone with her mother. I asked playfully if Mommy knew what she was doing, and she laughed and said, "no way!")

One thing she obviously didn't have to learn is sucking a cock. She devoured mine with sloppy gusto and could take me DT as I held her head there and she didn't even gag. She sucked me for as long as I wanted. I am sure she would have sucked on me the entire hour before she had to pick up her kids if that's what it took. It wasn't much variation. She just sucked up and down like a bilge pump with hard suction and sloppy wet sounds as she descended her lips to my balls and I would hold her head there by her hair and then back up again before making another wet thrust. But her technique was hot and she didn't have any trouble with my squeezing one of her nipples with a twisting motion and increasing the pressure as she slurped away. I pulled her off my cock occasionally, and had her whisper in my ear stuff like, "I'm Daddy's little cum piggie. Feed me cum Daddy. Your piggie is hungry." She had a cute, high pitched voice and it was perfect. The combination of the dirty talk and her sloppy suck motions were enough to have me cum hard and squirt a hot load into her mouth. I made her stay on my dick for about a minute to lick it all off. She was choking on the cum, and obviously wanted to spit it out, but was sweet about not resisting me. When I let go of her hair she gasped and opened the door to spit it out.

Nicole was very sweet and submissive and I find that mentality so hot in a woman and especially in a SW since they tend to be so drug addicted and hardened from the streets. I will want to contact her soon for a nice indoor FS session now that I have her digits.

The ratings? Face: 4 stars (pretty but a few shades under perfection); Body; 4 stars (nice, thin general shape bur a few stretch marks; I also prefer small perky pink nipples); BJ: 5 stars (little variation but you have to admire the pure WET persistence, enthusiasm and energy); Fucking: N/A (but I intend to try); Personality: 5 stars (they don't come much nicer and more UNjaded than this); Overall: 4 stars; Repeatable? Definitely. YMMV

GREAT report and pic Super. Makes me hungry for Tatum's cute little mouth.

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]..........LMAO.......gotta love it[/QUOTE]Speedracer29,

Dude, learn to use the quotation protocol!

Nice finds SuperE! Good reports and pics too!

[QUOTE=Ssssbadboyssss]...to you Mr. Poke I say adios, goodbye, and adiou.
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Do not waste your time.

[QUOTE=Coconut Poke]…I'm reminded of the good old days when Runnow was our lead photographer and street recon was the mission, not studio porn.
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Coconut Poke is the fake username/alter ego of a senior member. He has been around for a long time. He has probably been a member longer than I. He has been reincarnated under a number of names. I suspect that he is a senior member and hides among us.

Anyone who remembers when Runnow was a frequent poster has been around for a while.

CookyJar

PS: I find ignoring asshole posters to be a waste of time. You cannot get around seeing their garbage. I find it better not to take anything they say serious. All they have to add is dribble and I have learned to take it for what it is worth. Nothing.

CookyJar

[QUOTE=CookyJar]Do not waste your time.

Coconut Poke is the fake username/alter ego of a senior member. He has been around for a long time. He has probably been a member longer than I. He has been reincarnated under a number of names. I suspect that he is a senior member and hides among us.

Anyone who remembers when Runnow was a frequent poster has been around for a while.[/QUOTE]

I always suspected as much Cooky. It is a senior member with some serious jealousy issues regarding frequent senior posters, who is too cowardly to reveal such under his own screen name. It is very, very interesting that a number of these cantankerous "new members" have a great knowledge of this forum, both past and present, and have almost the exact same patterns of bad grammar, bad spelling and unintelligible sentences. One can try to hide behind a fake screen name but getting smarter and gaining better English skills is quite another kettle of fish. (I am a well known "grammar Nazi" here and that makes me a target even for a simple typo by those who could ill afford to be throwing rocks on that subject. You, my friend, have had your share of charming mangling of English. I forgive you in favor of your tremendous volume of report and pictorial contributions.)

[QUOTE=CookyJar]PS: I find ignoring asshole posters to be a waste of time. You cannot get around seeing their garbage. I find it better not to take anything they say serious. All they have to add is dribble and I have learned to take it for what it is worth. Nothing.[/QUOTE]

I believe you are half right, Cooky. Formally ignoring some people on here has made my life in this forum considerably more peaceful. But not taking what some of them have to say seriously is wise advice indeed. All they seem to be looking for is instigating trouble and trying to get a rise and reaction out of us. It IS pure drivel, absolutely nothing, and should be ignored regardless whether one has a formal "ignore" on or not. If they don't get the reaction they seek they will likely re-emerge under a new screen name, so it's better to let them and their commentary under the rock from which they crawled.

[QUOTE=Pkgman]Nice find,[/QUOTE]OMG Super! That's the Nicole/Nichole I recently picked up and reported on. I am assuming "Nicole" is the right spelling because you usually get that right? She sure does look and act like the girl next door. Great pix! They will remind me of my date with her. You are one lucky SOB to get her digits. She said she didn't have a phone yet when I had her.

[QUOTE=Supereloquent] You, my friend, have had your share of charming mangling of English. I forgive you in favor of your tremendous volume of report and pictorial contributions.[/QUOTE]

Maybe I should post in my native language? Ghetto. LOL

I would love to be able to say that grammar does not matter. That would be foolish. Grammar does matter. Unfortunately I am handicapped. I cannot see the mistakes. When someone points out a mistake, all I can say is; “Ahh.” Does this make me a dummy? Maybe! If it does than believe you me, I am a pretty successful dummy. Knowing my own faults has made all the difference. In the real world, where grammar truly counts, I have learned to compensate.

If I flunk this course, what the hey, I didn’t need this class anyway. LOL That does not mean that I don’t wish I could see what is so obvious to others.

CookyJar

[QUOTE=CookyJar]Maybe I should post in my native language? Ghetto. LOL [/QUOTE]

Funny shit! There is an entire on-line dictionary devoted to the mangled dialect of the area of rural PA in which I was raised. [url]http://www.coalregion.com/Speak/speakA.htm[/url] Read it. It's a real hoot. I tried hard my whole life to shake this accent, and I have succeeded. People think I am from California or the Midwest or some other place where the accent is very benign. But my sister still lives in my home town and so does my mother. They, and even my very well educated brother, converse in "Coal Speak" fluently, LOL.

[QUOTE=CookyJar]I would love to be able to say that grammar does not matter. That would be foolish. Grammar does matter. Unfortunately I am handicapped. I cannot see the mistakes. When someone points out a mistake, all I can say is; “Ahh.” Does this make me a dummy? Maybe! If it does than believe you me, I am a pretty successful dummy. Knowing my own faults has made all the difference. In the real world, where grammar truly counts, I have learned to compensate.[/QUOTE]

I never meant to imply you were a dummy, but I am pretty sure you know that. I have respect for your street smarts, experience, life wisdom and contributions to this forum. I, like you, have dyslexia and, yes, it's a bi*tch. I have to try a lot harder than others to get it right. Maybe that's why I think grammar is so important. I try to overcompensate for my disability, and I expect others without this disability to be flawless. I especially have number dyslexia and I can get a phone number transposed even as you are repeating it to me!

[QUOTE=CookyJar]If I flunk this course, what the hey, I didn’t need this class anyway. LOL That does not mean that I don’t wish I could see what is so obvious to others. [/QUOTE]

I hear ya, Cooky. Don't sweat the small stuff unless it is good ammunition against a hater, LOL.