You want vague reports? Here it is
A few sunday nights ago, i was in a fiesty mood so I went looking for the Jolly Green Giant. Never did find him.
But, I saw a few old Hells Angles bikers going by, with a number on their old leathers, which reminded me of a letter, which reminded me of another number. I added in a little slang, took my cue, and that's where I went.
(Figure that one out, you dirty coppers, hahaha)
I went inside, and committed for 45 minutes, for the 4th prime number squared doubled. I met one of the emporer's subjects there, she sang the scale but could only stutter on the third note.
I must have misread the 45 minutes on the board, because it only seemed like 4.5 minutes, and it was over. But we were both very famished, and dined separately for a very long time. (You've got nothin' on me, flatfoot....hahaha).
She helped me out with some push-ups, and asked me to demonstrate my quick-draw and target shooting skills, which i gladly did. When it was time to draw, my time was less than one second, and I hit the bullseye in the middle of her tummy.
And the whole time I was there, the sun was shining, not a single cloud in the sky, let alone any rain.
Five cubed plus two bits will get you the amount used to insure promptness.
(You can't pin this rap on me, G-man...hahaha...I've got an alibi)
The evening ended well when I went outside and saw the rear bonnett of my chariot wide open...it was rented, and came with a few extra bells, whistles, and buttons...one of those buttons must have been pressed when i adjusted my clothing inside...very happy I had nothing in the back, like a computer.
Would I reccommend, repeat?? Yes and yes.
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it....with apologies to Mr. Cagney and the boys in blue.
Hot Damn, I'm in Paradise!
You know the sleeping giant wasn't going to stay on the pillow too long boys...That's right...Me and a friend went to Paradise. Yes, it's still on and popping baby in the good old San Bernadino County. I stepped in and the guy at the window said $40.00 for half-an-hour. The prices are listed on a very organized tablet right above your head to the right. Friend just chilled in the car while I did my business.
I was escorted to a room and I was told to get undressed. You damn well I did face down. For it to be so hot that day, Paradise had the air conditioner on full blast and the rooms are very nice for an establishment of their caliber. After about a five minute wait, in comes Lisa, I think that was her name. Could've been Tina as well. She was very short with dark hair. I swear this lady had collagen work done on her lips. We spoke and she was so nice. Anyway, she did the bs massage by just stretching the fat on my body and rolling her hands around. I started laughing. She asked me what was I laughing at? I said my body isn't a peace of dough that you bake. She started rolling. I had so much fun this session.
So, I turned over and charlie brown was like a black liquorice stick. She said wow....I said yeeeeesssss.....lol.....She said what do you want honey? I said everything. It's on and popping. She said $60.00 minimum. I gave it to her kindly. This is where it gets so good. She put the condom on and I made sure it was secure. She turned around and she leat me eat her nipples first that was poking out. That was so fun. Then, she got on the table while I lay on my back and we proceeded to do 69. Yes, I did her while she did me. That was so nice. She was clean as hell too. I can't believe it. No smell at all and just plain clean.
Now, I told her to get on top and when she sat on charlie brown, it didn't feel as if the condom was on. Damn, she was so wet that I came out of her on a number of occassions. She straddled me for a couple of minutes and then I did it doggy style. I finished up on top and she loved it. She said, "give me that black cock." Wow....What an encounter this was. I came in her and she kept it in while I came. She said, "don't come out." I'm getting hard right now just by telling the story. Total damage my brothers. Entry + FS Fee, $40.00 + $60.00=$100.00. What a fabulous time it was. That's it boys. You knew I wasn't going to stay under the radar too long. Good luck and peace......
Victorville/Apple Valley?
Not 100% sure if this is the proper forum to ask about those two towns (I'm not completely up on my Inland Empire geography), but I think it is. I was down there recently from the Bay Area (where I'm more active on the RB board).
I didn't visit visit any establishments during my trip -- I was a little pressed for time and the blistering heat didn't put me in the mood -- but I'm curious about the places there in case I make a return visit.
There's at least one MP in Apple Valley that advertises on CL. As for Victorville, I stopped there to get a bite to eat on the way out (I went to the supposedly-authentic southern roadhouse place - I loved the 'follow us on twitter' sign out front) and I noticed two different very-dingy-looking MP's about a block or two apart from each other in little mini-strip malls on whatever that main route is called.
I might have taken a gamble on one of them had I been more in the mood, but I'm wondering of anyone can give me any general info on any of these places. I've been at this long enough to have learned that I could have walked in and been massaged by 50+ MILFs, 25 year old diamonds in the rough perhaps being rotated through, or anything in between. I've also learned that levels of service can vary wildly from county to county and town to town (and RA to RA, of course...).
No return to the High Dessert is imminent for me, but I'll probably go back sooner or later, so any info, here or via PM, would be appreciated. I'd be happy to return the favor if anyone is headed up to the Bay Area.
Thanks!
