I hardly know where to start
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So many things are wrong with this ad, it's a challenge to think where to begin.
1. If she's 100 hundred pounds, mathematically she's 10,000 lbs, which would make her ultra bbw. Yet she claims to be petite. Go "figure". LOL.
2. It not clear to me if this sentence is actually written in English. "My magical fairy gift (Humany'all) pretzel (picture are available to will donuations men my be. " Huh?!
3. The blurred fotos and hiding her face (to protect her pristine public image?) combined with the shot of the camera person (Male? Female?) solidly situated in the foto.
And there's much more, sadly.
Need to contact your arborist
[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/two-bad-birches-at-the-same-damn-time/33969633[/URL]
Two bad birches.
Too bad.