Massage Parlor Reports

Went to Victoria spa by trop and Jones. That was kind of a waste of time. Walked in and immediately taken to a room. The buzzer kept ringing and my lady kept darting out to go greet who ever and either put them in a room, or I'm going to guess have them take a seat in the lobby. She kept disappearing for 15 minute intervals. She'd run to the back of the hall and yell in Chinese or something, and then dart back to the door, back and fourth. This went on for I want to say a good 45 minutes. I eventually just got up and left. On my way out there were taxi's pulling up left and right with obvious tourists.

I tried Garden on Spring mountain. Greeted by grandma. I thought she was mad-wa-saaam, but nope. She was definitely the only one working. I left there too.

I then tried Desert Inn Spa on E Desert Inn. Lady greeted me wearing a funny costume, but no extras?

Didn't see anything fancy enough to want to partake in, so I just figured I would save the $$.

Who has the best looking ladies with extras?

Recently stopped by H&L in NLV based on previous posts. Great facility. Not attractive staff. They have a table shower and standing shower. I thought I'd give it a shot. I was shocked that she wanted 100 bills for some hand action, no touching. I didn't even bother haggling. Declined, enjoyed a low quality massage, and split. Would not repeat.

Hello all,

Looking for recommendations. I'm staying near the Miracle mile and would prefer something within 10-15 min Uber / Lyft drive. The more discrete the better. Thank you so much.

FYI, ubers have been hard to find, so you want to plan ahead. With all the stimulus money and unemployment benefits seems like uber / lyft and even yellow cab drivers are making more sitting at home.

[QUOTE=ADwightSchrute;5457939]Hello all,

Looking for recommendations. I'm staying near the Miracle mile and would prefer something within 10-15 min Uber / Lyft drive. The more discrete the better. Thank you so much.[/QUOTE]

We all know the crazy things only Naomi would do. But we all know she left. Is she around LA or somewhere now? If someone knows a spot that she works now please let me know. Thanks.

I travel around California and Nevada on the regular, so no problem on seeing her somewhere, someday.

Greeted by short 20 something in designer skirt / jacket, nice legs. Would be pretty with less make-up and without the oversize fake eyelashes. Gave three twenties for hhr and received 10 in change. Left two twenties and the ten on the table. Started with massage on shoulders and upper back. She straddled my head and when I lifted my head she seemed to think there was something wrong. Finished my back and went for a wet towel for wipe down. I indicated that I wanted my glutes and hamstrings massaged. No tease and bent down and asked for a bigger tip than the 50 on the table for the rest of the massage. I said no, she said no. I was not in the mood to haggle and said fine. No tip. The high class sweet young thing routine may work on some guys but I wasn't interested in an oily finish by an inexperienced hand.

I left without giving a tip and got no bottle of water. Perhaps young Asian guys would see her as a hot thing to throw cash at. Cheap old bastard I am. Perhaps she will learn that 50 on the table is better than pushing and getting nothing. If you find out post and perhaps I will return.

[QUOTE=Sam820;5458352]FYI, ubers have been hard to find, so you want to plan ahead. With all the stimulus money and unemployment benefits seems like uber / lyft and even yellow cab drivers are making more sitting at home.[/QUOTE]I've been here for 5 days and have had 0 issues. Longest wait I had was 12 minutes. Most have arrived quicker than the initial time. In fact, one uber driver told me that routes were getting harder due to too many drivers.

[QUOTE=Sam820;5458352]FYI, ubers have been hard to find, so you want to plan ahead. With all the stimulus money and unemployment benefits seems like uber / lyft and even yellow cab drivers are making more sitting at home.[/QUOTE]To mention those assholes want 32.00 just to go 2 miles such a rip off!

The famous Naomi / Honey always told me she goes back to Los Angeles when she isn't in Las Vegas. But I seen that she might work in the Bay Area and coming to Sacramento. Any truth to this?

[QUOTE=GagooMan;5458424]We all know the crazy things only Naomi would do. But we all know she left. Is she around LA or somewhere now? If someone knows a spot that she works now please let me know. Thanks.

I travel around California and Nevada on the regular, so no problem on seeing her somewhere, someday.[/QUOTE]I text Naomi every now and then and all she will tell me is that she in in California. She says she doesn't know if she will ever be back to ls Vegas.

[QUOTE=MyDogBear;5458806]I text Naomi every now and then and all she will tell me is that she in in California. She says she doesn't know if she will ever be back to ls Vegas.[/QUOTE]I texted her back in Apr / May. She told me she is at a spa in santa barbara now. Sent me pic of biz card for new place.

I dropped in here hoping there would be some super cute _.

Not so much.

I'd say late 30's, tight shirt, giant nipps poking through the shirt.

I did the walk, started asking. She tried to tell me 3 bills for cfs. I asked BBBJCIM and she says no. I was like ehhhh; and left.

Lucky; I didn't pay for the door fee. LOL.

I also dropped into QQ spa on flamingo / Jones. Old and yuck. Definitely left.

Still haven't seen anything that's good.

[QUOTE=ChipRock;5458463]Greeted by short 20 something in designer skirt / jacket, nice legs. Would be pretty with less make-up and without the oversize fake eyelashes. Gave three twenties for hhr and received 10 in change. Left two twenties and the ten on the table. Started with massage on shoulders and upper back. She straddled my head and when I lifted my head she seemed to think there was something wrong. Finished my back and went for a wet towel for wipe down. I indicated that I wanted my glutes and hamstrings massaged. No tease and bent down and asked for a bigger tip than the 50 on the table for the rest of the massage. I said no, she said no. I was not in the mood to haggle and said fine. No tip. The high class sweet young thing routine may work on some guys but I wasn't interested in an oily finish by an inexperienced hand.

I left without giving a tip and got no bottle of water. Perhaps young Asian guys would see her as a hot thing to throw cash at. Cheap old bastard I am. Perhaps she will learn that 50 on the table is better than pushing and getting nothing. If you find out post and perhaps I will return.[/QUOTE]

Called Health in the morning to get an idea of who was working. I was told Coco, Jenny?, and Cici? Told her I would come by later in the day and confirmed all would still be there.

Shortly after I received a text with the house fees for hhr and hr. 5 and. 7. The address that was given was for the place at Sahara and Decatur. Weird because I know that is not where Health is located.

When I was getting ready to go for the massage I tried to call ahead to confirm availability and see how busy it was (wanted my options available). No answer on 4 attempts.

Parking lot was quiet when I arrived. Rang bell and was greeted by a woman trying to hide behind the door. I told her I wanted one hour, she was trying to push for 30 minutes. Big mistake on my end for pushing for hr and I should have left right then.

I was shown a room and she put a fresh sheet down and left for me to prepare. I had the tip ready and she came back and said it wasn't enough. Another red flag. It was the same generous donation I always offer and have only had a K-girl agency push for more. I told her that was it and she kept pushing for more.

She left again and when she came back I received the all time worse massage in the history of massages. It was tragic. After 5 minutes she told me to Flip. Excuse me?

She didn't have proper technique and used too much teeth. I was having a hard time keeping interest, which has never happened before. She was awful. She tried FS and that was awful. I was so uninterested at that point and faked an orgasm just to get it over with. She looked at the cover and realized what I had done. She was confused. I wouldn't even look at her or talk to her because I was so upset with the terrible service. I should have demanded money back, but I just wanted to leave. Altogether 15 minutes from walking in door to walking back out.

This was by far the worst experience I have ever had in Vegas or anywhere else. A lesson that will keep me away from Health forever.

Perhaps I was at the wrong Health, but the location seemed to be consistent with where others have said they have gone on this site. I hope you have better luck than I did. I am typing this in their parking lot and will rush home to shower and try to forget tonight ever happened.

Dropped by A+ spa the other day in hopes of finding something good. Greeted by a late 30's cute face blonde. Went to the room and started the half ass rub. 3 min into it she leans over and whispers, what would you like. I responded "a massage".

She continued for a few and she edges to the top of the table and puts my hands on her ass and says, "you can massage me too". I ask her again if I can get the massage. She continues but it was pretty weak so I decided to just get it over with. I give her the standard donation and she drops panties and pulls down the top. OK boobs, strange nips and a fairly substantial beer belly.

She grabs three pumps of lube and lathers up, leans back and opens up revealing a hairy gap resembling roast beef. Missionary, doggy and finally cg. She obviously climaxed and as she finished the ***** smack me hard. I literally said WTF, why did you hit me. She said "you make me cum" I said idgaf don't hit me. One of the weirdest AMP experiences ever.

Almost forgot, during all of this three of you guys came in and she walked out to bring back. There was another girl but idk what she looks like.

I will hold off until lulu or Naomi returns which I think might be next month at eg.

[QUOTE=ZOGSlayer;5459775]I dropped in here hoping there would be some super cute _.

Not so much.

I'd say late 30's, tight shirt, giant nipps poking through the shirt.

I did the walk, started asking. She tried to tell me 3 bills for cfs. I asked BBBJCIM and she says no. I was like ehhhh; and left.

Lucky; I didn't pay for the door fee. LOL.

I also dropped into QQ spa on flamingo / Jones. Old and yuck. Definitely left.

Still haven't seen anything that's good.[/QUOTE]Damn I've paid 160 total at Asian massage multiple times which included the house fee and cfs. I guess it helps when the young hot masseuse knows you from outside her job LOL.