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[QUOTE=CamelToeLover; 1703085]Okay, I was LMFAO when I clicked on the link and saw this ad! Vino, someone is having a good time playing a joke on you, I guess! Don't know if it'll still be up when I post this, but it was funny as hell. I'll copy and paste the ad, and attach the photo that was in the ad. Still have tears in my eyes from laughing!

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F33LS G00D. 99.

Posted: Saturday, March 9, 2013 8:46 PM.

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F33LS G00D. 99.

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I'm VINO I TRIED TO SEE HER BUT WAS TURNED DOWN BECAUSE OF AGE NOW I'm A HATER LOL. DAMN I NEEDED HER TO WORK FOR ME BUT I'm GETTING TO OLD TO MANAGE THESE YOUNG GIRLS LIKE I USE TO LOL.

Poster's age: 99.

• Location: Orlando, ORL.

• Post ID: 7944445 orlando.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]235173[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]Oh man, I got a kick out of that one! Nice to see that even Bait & Switchers can still have a sense of humor. That was great!

[QUOTE=World Peace; 1702831]Good Afternoon and happy Monday!

I've read reviews for Shelly, but wondered if anyone on here has had the chance to dream about her?

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-fun-shelly-well-reviewed-151579-24/3664273[/url][/QUOTE]I have dreamt of Shelly many times. She is not the girl in the pics but is well worth the visit.

[QUOTE=World Peace; 1702831]Good Afternoon and happy Monday!

I've read reviews for Shelly, but wondered if anyone on here has had the chance to dream about her?

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-fun-shelly-well-reviewed-151579-24/3664273[/url][/QUOTE]Have not had a dream with her but The othEr boaRd has reviews. Legit but non-GFE.

[QUOTE=KalPark28;1702941]Thanks for the info guys, but is she GFE? Any detail on the dream? And from the pics doesn't look like there is a weight problem, but I guess you have to see it to believe it.[/QUOTE]Have not had a dream with her but The othEr boaRd has reviews. Legit, a bit flaky and non-GFE. Anyone with first hand experience please post.

[QUOTE=VManOrl01;1703584]I have dreamt of Shelly many times. She is not the girl in the pics but is well worth the visit.[/QUOTE]Do you mind sharing donations? I feel like she quoted high on the phone for an hour with posting fake pics and all even if she is supposedly hot.

[QUOTE=KalPark28;1702941]Thanks for the info guys, but is she GFE? Any detail on the dream? And from the pics doesn't look like there is a weight problem, but I guess you have to see it to believe it.[/QUOTE]Just like the rest of us in this forum, sometimes you just have to TOFFT. That's the only way that you'll know if she's worth it.

[QUOTE=Station41;1703169]Any info on Jayda Price would be great? I'm trying to meet up with her tm. Just wondering if she is FS?[/QUOTE]FS yes she is nice and seems to like it if you can get her into it. Not really GFE but YMMV. She's good to go though no worry's.

I wondering has anyone seen this girl OP game me very valuable info and advise about her past and rap sheet I'm just curious has anyone seen her. She used to be located on obt with a shaved head she has been called amber rose on this form I'm just curious if anyone has first hand recent info inbox me if you feel comfortable that way.

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I really should be less lazy and do this regularly. Sorry all. Here goes.

Michelle.

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Basic 2 call approach to your standard crappy-ish motel. She was very nice and acommodating. CBJ to start then asked to go Doggie. Not the young cute girl in the pics on BP. The girl I saw had dark hair, feet were well worn on the heels and in need pedi, stubly down there. But absolutely friendly. Maybe she and a friend (s) alternate but there really wasn't enough clothing / luggage in her room to suggest that. Went with a HH, finished early and left. As I was cleaning myself up noticed there were red stains on the condom. Agh. So I caught her probably at the early start of her period. That has been my luck lately. This is the 3rd in the last month. Just my luck. Quick and easy.

I will not be repeating with the damage to the pocket being on par with everyone else on BP, a benji.

Saw Amanda or Staci depending on the ad you see on BP last week.

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I saw a review on here after I had already connected with her that I would like to agree with. Rough. Very friendly girl in a very secure and safe area of Maitland. She also indicated she has a roommate that also is available but was traveling when I stopped by. This girl had dirty feet (I always look at the feet. Not because I'm into that fetish, but I feel if a girl's feet are nasty dirty then that is a pretty good indicator of the rest of her) and had not shaved anywhere in a few days. Went with a HH for typical benji. Started off with CBJ and quickly progressed to cowgirl which even more quickly progressed to her legs in the air. She was not digging CG and wanted to be on her back. She has fairly small chest with a bit of a belly. Her back had red marks on it and bruises on her legs. A lot of moaning and noise, probably faked and a bit over the top. Had some issues with taking deep thrusts.

She is into tattoos and does design work for the artists. She had just moved in she said so the place was not fully furnished and some boxes were laying around. Super friendly but just not my thing.

I will not be repeating. Even if there were 2 at the same time (that is always overrated anyway).

Leslie is the blond cougar of BP.

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Easy to set up and easy to find safe location. She is petite and very sexy. Went with HH. Started with a bit of a back rub with some oil. Not really my thing but I went with it. Progressed quickly to BJ. Good hygeine, which I always appreciate, decided to DATY. Then went with just about every position. It's good to have variety. She is very easy to talk with and was quite a bit of fun. Current pics on BP are accurate, even if they are blurry. She has posted better pix in the past.

I would repeat here. I found her to be attractive and fun.

If her back page pics suggest she is an 8 or higher her pics are fake. That is the rule I live by.

[QUOTE=Bicerock; 1704165]Saw Amanda or Staci depending on the ad you see on BP last week.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ready-for-funhot-brunettte-looking-to-play-back-in-town-26/7896486[/url]

I saw a review on here after I had already connected with her that I would like to agree with. Rough. Very friendly girl in a very secure and safe area of Maitland. She also indicated she has a roommate that also is available but was traveling when I stopped by. This girl had dirty feet (I always look at the feet. Not because I'm into that fetish, but I feel if a girl's feet are nasty dirty then that is a pretty good indicator of the rest of her) and had not shaved anywhere in a few days. Went with a HH for typical benji. Started off with CBJ and quickly progressed to cowgirl which even more quickly progressed to her legs in the air. She was not digging CG and wanted to be on her back. She has fairly small chest with a bit of a belly. Her back had red marks on it and bruises on her legs. A lot of moaning and noise, probably faked and a bit over the top. Had some issues with taking deep thrusts.

She is into tattoos and does design work for the artists. She had just moved in she said so the place was not fully furnished and some boxes were laying around. Super friendly but just not my thing.

I will not be repeating. Even if there were 2 at the same time (that is always overrated anyway).[/QUOTE]I'm with you on the feet part, if they're dirty it's a big turn off. And, if they're dirty in the pictures I move on quickly. Another turn off for me is if the pictures have clothes and other stuff scattered in the background, dressers with drink cups, coke cans, and packs of cigarettes on them. I prefer some ambiance and if the pictures don't depict that I move on. Oh well we all have our little quirks.

[QUOTE=Bicerock; 1704165]Saw Amanda or Staci depending on the ad you see on BP last week.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ready-for-funhot-brunettte-looking-to-play-back-in-town-26/7896486[/url]

I saw a review on here after I had already connected with her that I would like to agree with. Rough. Very friendly girl in a very secure and safe area of Maitland. She also indicated she has a roommate that also is available but was traveling when I stopped by. This girl had dirty feet (I always look at the feet. Not because I'm into that fetish, but I feel if a girl's feet are nasty dirty then that is a pretty good indicator of the rest of her) and had not shaved anywhere in a few days. Went with a HH for typical benji. Started off with CBJ and quickly progressed to cowgirl which even more quickly progressed to her legs in the air. She was not digging CG and wanted to be on her back. She has fairly small chest with a bit of a belly. Her back had red marks on it and bruises on her legs. A lot of moaning and noise, probably faked and a bit over the top. Had some issues with taking deep thrusts.

She is into tattoos and does design work for the artists. She had just moved in she said so the place was not fully furnished and some boxes were laying around. Super friendly but just not my thing.

I will not be repeating. Even if there were 2 at the same time (that is always overrated anyway).[/QUOTE]Sad that you didn't see my review of this chick before! She was nodding, hell even passing out during it. High as a kite. Very fake noises, absolutely terrible. Her friend was there when I was, and she actually looked good but was equally high, and I was not allowed to touch or do anything with her, so I declined and she waited in the bathroom. It was easily my worst dream by a mile. I didn't even come close to finishing, got skeeved out and left after maybe 5 min. I'm only posting this in hopes that others will find it easier and stay away.

Dirty feet is an automatic disqualification in my book. VERY indicative of cleanliness. And I do have that particular fetish.

[QUOTE=Hawkeye49;1704401]I'm with you on the feet part, if they're dirty it's a big turn off. And, if they're dirty in the pictures I move on quickly. Another turn off for me is if the pictures have clothes and other stuff scattered in the background, dressers with drink cups, coke cans, and packs of cigarettes on them. I prefer some ambiance and if the pictures don't depict that I move on. Oh well we all have our little quirks.[/QUOTE]