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[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2731595]Rumor has it, she's as big as a hog (thanks to Uncle's commissary). She needs to do a few laps around Martysville High track, before she can fit into that cute cheerleading outfit she used to wear. Her communication is awful. She desperately needs a seasoned and experience Coach to mentor her. I have had very good visits with her Ditzy azz in the past, but unless she needs her candy, it's a struggle to connect with her. It's a shame because she has some huge fun bags with gigantic areolas. Very sweet girl too, but it looks like she needs to take some extra classes in BP etiquette. I don't think I will be repeating unless I start seeing some positive reviews. I'm not in the mood to chase her anymore (especially with her extra luggage). Merry Christmas fellas.[/QUOTE]That is sad to hear, 1: she may be learning from the thieving biatch.

2: lack of communication.

3: candy habit is getting the best of her.

When I saw her almost 2 years ago now, she was content with 60 donation and that included trips to Greece the 2 times I saw her. The 3rd time, her candy habit was getting worse and her service suffered because of it. I saw her one more time at her house before she really went downhill. Yes, ashame indeed because her tits are amazing but she always hated them. She thought they were too bid. I still remember helping her put her clit ring on.

[QUOTE=NephriteJade;2731835]I've done that on more than one occasion. They shouldn't say a damn thing, it's not like we're the only person they saw that day.[/QUOTE]I actually had one girl confront me with, "you smell like pussy!" I laughed it off. Better than a "and you taste like dick" retort! LOL.

[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2731595]Rumor has it, she's as big as a hog (thanks to Uncle's commissary). She needs to do a few laps around Martysville High track, before she can fit into that cute cheerleading outfit she used to wear. Her communication is awful. She desperately needs a seasoned and experience Coach to mentor her. I have had very good visits with her Ditzy azz in the past, but unless she needs her candy, it's a struggle to connect with her. It's a shame because she has some huge fun bags with gigantic areolas. Very sweet girl too, but it looks like she needs to take some extra classes in BP etiquette. I don't think I will be repeating unless I start seeing some positive reviews. I'm not in the mood to chase her anymore (especially with her extra luggage). Merry Christmas fellas.[/QUOTE]Well, she did post when she first got out a week ago that she has bigger tits and ass now. So, I guess we can't really complain about those two features since she gave fair warning. But if it's spread to the middle, as well, then that's a whole different dimension. At her short size, it could be like Saint Bernard puppies trying to fuck a beach ball. I'm curious enough now that I just have to find out.

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[QUOTE=TeamCommando;2732244]Well, she did post when she first got out a week ago that she has bigger tits and ass now. So, I guess we can't really complain about those two features since she gave fair warning. But if it's spread to the middle, as well, then that's a whole different dimension. At her short size, it could be like Saint Bernard puppies trying to fuck a beach ball. I'm curious enough now that I just have to find out.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/carli-is-back-wbigger-tits-and-ass-come-see-me-right-away-i-just-got-out-imissedeveryoneandlt3/18206600[/URL][/QUOTE]Rugs and it's truly funny to hear some of their whining. When they're in Bob's bird cage they complain they're starving and beg for rescue commissary or $$ Then, when the free bird tries to fly, she realizes she's put on a ton of weight. They should do a reality show featuring these Kardashian wannabee ghetto harlots and their limp dick boyfriends!

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2732337]Rugs and it's truly funny to hear some of their whining. When they're in Bob's bird cage they complain they're starving and beg for rescue commissary or $$ Then, when the free bird tries to fly, she realizes she's put on a ton of weight. They should do a reality show featuring these Kardashian wannabee ghetto harlots and their limp dick boyfriends![/QUOTE]OMFG Kelly. What an aweful sight. So sad.

[QUOTE=Reaper400;2732576]OMFG Kelly. What an aweful sight. So sad.[/QUOTE]Sorry but which Kelly are you referring to and how does it apply.

Looks like you may be able to catch her at 4 play lounge.

Nice video. [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf2Igk8VN7E&sns=em[/URL].

[QUOTE=HawaiianD;2722507]Bunny from the Bunny and Elle (L) combo is retired for now.

I spoke with her a week ago and she is quite happy with her new job and has already received a raise and promotion.

Don't know if she utilized any of her SKILLZ but I see this girl going places if she did LOL.

Seems like Elle, Bunny and MacKenzie are friends in the real world and did the BP thing as a way to raise money fast.

I sure do hope they return in the future though.[/QUOTE]

First off I set up a date with samantha per the pretty good reviews she had on here. Easy to set up, txtd back, didn't have a wait at all. She offered me a qv for a really low $ for the BBBJ, I thought I would be quick since its been a while since I pop'd so I went with. It was an ok BBBJ for the 6 mins she was doing it, until she started complaining that I didn't pop yet, I was like how we just started. Then I gave her tips to how I like it so I could pop quicker, she just got upset and said she wasn't doing it for the price we agreed on, stating that johns pay her a lot more for the service she was providing, I was like WTF!! We agreed on 15 mins you can't change your mind because you don't think its right after I paid you. We started arguing then she started crying talking about she's not like other girls she's cool all that shit. I just wanted my nut. Anyway I left with that L. So advice to you, if you want her to provide service no problem I suggest you pay what she asks LOL. I'm the king of paying discounted rates, they always say yes when they get desperate enough, and normally I nvr have any problems but tonight was so.

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Secondly, so I was still horny and needed my pop. So I contacted new comer Alexis per your raving reviews on here. After she finally responded, she was pretty good about txting back after we set up the date. I can tell she was a bit nervous through txt cause she asked me if I was a cop twice. I let it be known that it wasn't, even told her about my night, and she was asking question and ensuring me that it wouldn't be that way with her. So once I got there I called no answer, txt no answer, called again nothing. So I contacted her from my other cell phone acting like someone else just seeing if she would respond she did, set up a date with the other phone, then she didn't reply again. So I left with a L last night. I'm going on the hunt again this morning so I will let you know.

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By the way don't judge me by my name, and I'm not a "angry pimp" whatever one of users said. This is just what I use because its the total opposite of me.

I will bring the facts, I appreciate this site, makes hunting a little less nerve racking.

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Anyone familiar with thjs latina hottie?

Also are there any latina fast houses here? Aka pump and dump houses?

[QUOTE=Ziggy62;2730738]Anyone remember her screen name when she was with exquisite encounters?
Update: Found her on ThE other site, she was known as "Dixie"[/QUOTE]I can't be the only one that recognizes this delightful jewel and willing to comment? PM me Zig if your interested. She is nearly impossible to set up with unless you get a referral and go through her 40 point inspection, which to me just shows she is safe.

[QUOTE=JakeDb;2732982]Sorry but which Kelly are you referring to and how does it apply.[/QUOTE]He was commenting on the second pic from Peter Rammers preceding post. That's a pic of Kelly Lebrock from a mid-80's movie (Weird Science) and a recent pic.

I don't get Peters first pic since that's Gwyneth Paltrow today and a pic of her in a fat suit from "Shallow Hal" with Jack Black from like 10 years ago.

[QUOTE=BrookGuard;2733675]He was commenting on the second pic from Peter Rammers preceding post. That's a pic of Kelly Lebrock from a mid-80's movie (Weird Science) and a recent pic.

I don't get Peters first pic since that's Gwyneth Paltrow today and a pic of her in a fat suit from "Shallow Hal" with Jack Black from like 10 years ago.[/QUOTE]I think the point of the pictures from our friend Mr. PR, accuracy notwithstanding, is that these girls post pictures of their "skinny" self (unless they just do a pure fake pic), and then when you meet them, they can be fat hogs that look nothing like themselves from 5 or 10 years ago in a land, far, far away.

Natasha, Melanie's younger sister.

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Saw her at her incall about a month ago. Would only repeat in a pinch mainly due to distance. She's legit and worth a go.

6 BBBJCIM but clothes on.

75 BBBJCIM, clothes off and massage.

8 hh.

$. 5 hour.

She def looks like she's got a puppy in the oven or she's just gained about 20 lbs from her pics. DFK, BBBJCIM. BJ was good. Was nice and chatty, easy to get along with but still seemed too business-like to me. Maybe she relaxes more on further visits but since she's on the outer range of how far I like to drive (1 hr round trip) I don't see myself repeating unless her reviews here really improve.

[QUOTE=ThugBoy3889;2733215]First off I set up a date with samantha per the pretty good reviews she had on here. Easy to set up, txtd
back, didn't have a wait at all. She offered me a qv for a really low $ for the BBBJ, I thought I would be quick since its been a while since I pop'd so I went with. It was an ok BBBJ for the 6 mins she was doing it, until she started complaining that I didn't pop yet, I was like how we just started. Then I gave her tips to how I like it so I could pop quicker, she just got upset and said she wasn't doing it for the price we agreed on, stating that johns pay her a lot more for the service she was providing, I was like WTF!! We agreed on 15 mins you can't change your mind because you don't think its right after I paid you. We started arguing then she started crying talking about she's not like other girls she's cool all that shit. I just wanted my nut. Anyway I left with that L. So advice to you, if you want her to provide service no problem I suggest you pay what she asks LOL. I'm the king of paying discounted rates, they always say yes when they get desperate enough, and normally I nvr have any problems but tonight was so.

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[/QUOTE]On a repeat visit she started complaining that her qv donation was not fair to her. I ended up leaving the same way you did also. I may see her again, if no other options, because other than that she was cool.

She advertises with the 22 yo Kittie.

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Unfortunately, based on her pics she's gone from a deep red to Krazy Klown Wig red. Why do girls think clown red is attractive??

Texted her in the afternoon and set up something later in evening. When I arrived at hotel off Ulmerton I saw 2 skinny db's coming out of elevator and when I get to her room she looks very sleepy and says she just woke up. Putting 2 and 2 together I deduce one of the dbs has been doing the texting and they just woke her up before I came up to room. Prices were. 4 headache, . 6 qv and. 8 hh. I was there for qv. As mentioned earlier her hair is now clown red, she is petite. Guess 5' and 110 lbs, but it's clear from her saggy tatas that she once was quite a bit heavier and no bounce left in them. The room looked like the proverbial landfill with a lot of toothpicks scattered on the floor. Anyway, light kissing, ok BBBJ, put on the hat and she rode me to completion. She did get into it more during FS and gave me a nice kiss when we finished. She's legit at least, prices reasonable but I don't know if I'd see her again.

** Side Note: I've seen 3 different providers at this hotel and all had rooms on the same side of the same floor. I guess management likes to keep them grouped together or just happenstance?