Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=FellowMonger;5340664]Sorry for the dumb question but where is CLM?[/QUOTE]They have a few locations in the city and in the suburbs. More details on their website [URL]https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/[/URL].

[QUOTE=Fit312;5341918]Used to be Lucy at Ruby Spa. She's your gal if you like it rough and ready with jackhammer deep throat and all that. There was a Thai girl who worked one day a week and another Chinese girl named Nancy who gave me L1 with a little peek-a-boo of her flat chest.[/QUOTE]Does Juju swallow or is she just CIM?

Anyone try K Massage Spa in evanston? Looks like an AMP.

[QUOTE=KisaHero;5342349]Anyone try K Massage Spa in evanston? Looks like an AMP.[/QUOTE]Look in the Skokie forums. There are a couple of reviews on it.

[QUOTE=FellowMonger;5340664]Sorry for the dumb question but where is CLM?[/QUOTE]It's ChicagoLandMassage. They have at least three locations and rotate the girls between locations. $160 hhr. $220 hr. Upgrades may be available depending on girl.

They advertise on RubRatings.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/139540[/URL]

And they have a website with girls scheduled for the week.

[URL]www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com[/URL]

Hope that helps.

Gene.

Saw Bella at CLM for the one hour massage body rub $220.

She is fantastic. Young. Cute. Easy conversation. Offers upgrades if there is a connection. I opted for the FS option and loved it. I need to get back to Chicago again. She made me feel young again. Very verbal.

G2.

[QUOTE=TexasTraveler;5342110]Does Juju swallow or is she just CIM?[/QUOTE]I tried to get Kelly to swallow while I was coming and she wound up choking on it, but she tries to steer you to porn-style jacking on her tongue. Juju worries about getting cum in her hair, so it's basically suck and spit with her. Maggie agreed to CIM today after BBBJ and a little rimming, but I couldn't hold back while I was fucking her sideways. More time for massage, I guess. I've given her a facial in the past.

Anyhow, Lilly is a young Thai girl that works from Monday through Thursday. Maggie didn't volunteer any information on the level of service that one might expect. Seems like young slim Nancy still works there. But I couldn't get a schedule.

[QUOTE=Fit312;5342614]I tried to get Kelly to swallow while I was coming and she wound up choking on it, but she tries to steer you to porn-style jacking on her tongue. Juju worries about getting cum in her hair, so it's basically suck and spit with her. Maggie agreed to CIM today after BBBJ and a little rimming, but I couldn't hold back while I was fucking her sideways. More time for massage, I guess. I've given her a facial in the past.

Anyhow, Lilly is a young Thai girl that works from Monday through Thursday. Maggie didn't volunteer any information on the level of service that one might expect. Seems like young slim Nancy still works there. But I couldn't get a schedule.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I did some searching and it doesn't appear that anywhere else does a CIM. Amazing considering how large the city is. Maybe I can try Kelly.

[QUOTE=Fit312;5342614]I tried to get Kelly to swallow while I was coming and she wound up choking on it, but she tries to steer you to porn-style jacking on her tongue. Juju worries about getting cum in her hair, so it's basically suck and spit with her. Maggie agreed to CIM today after BBBJ and a little rimming, but I couldn't hold back while I was fucking her sideways. More time for massage, I guess. I've given her a facial in the past.

Anyhow, Lilly is a young Thai girl that works from Monday through Thursday. Maggie didn't volunteer any information on the level of service that one might expect. Seems like young slim Nancy still works there. But I couldn't get a schedule.[/QUOTE]Your inbox is full.

Thanks for all the reports on SXL. Didn't know rimming was on the table at that place. What does maggie look like?

[QUOTE=Gene2;5342505]Saw Bella at CLM for the one hour massage body rub $220.

She is fantastic. Young. Cute. Easy conversation. Offers upgrades if there is a connection. I opted for the FS option and loved it. I need to get back to Chicago again. She made me feel young again. Very verbal.

G2.[/QUOTE]What was the upcharge for FS with Bella?

[QUOTE=SideTalker;5342899]Thanks for all the reports on SXL. Didn't know rimming was on the table at that place. What does maggie look like?[/QUOTE]Pauford's post I originally quoted below is accurate. Like a plain old granny. Good attitude though.

[QUOTE=TexasTraveler;5342805]Your inbox is full.[/QUOTE]No doubt. That's funny.

[QUOTE=XgmMe1423;5342998]What was the upcharge for FS with Bella?[/QUOTE]Saw Bella recently, 60 minutes 2 pops, all in 380. Greek was on the menu for +2 Ben's.

She was funny and definitely wanted to make sure I enjoyed my time after we broke the ice.

Overall, she's a little more round than I'm about, but her service was fun, great doggy and CBJ. BBBJ on the menu for return guests.

[QUOTE=TexasTraveler;5342805]Your inbox is full.[/QUOTE]Cleared it out. Another thing about Lilly: I was babbling to Maggie about going to spas on Chicago Avenue (I'm lucky if she understands a tenth of what I say) and she perked up and mentioned that Lilly used to work on Chicago Avenue. She didn't know the exact place, but all the Thai girls I've known from Grand and Chicago Avenues did BBBJ and FS (Emily confirmed the other day), so she's probably got some potential.

[QUOTE=Fit312;5343320]Cleared it out. Another thing about Lilly: I was babbling to Maggie about going to spas on Chicago Avenue (I'm lucky if she understands a tenth of what I say) and she perked up and mentioned that Lilly used to work on Chicago Avenue. She didn't know the exact place, but all the Thai girls I've known from Grand and Chicago Avenues did BBBJ and FS (Emily confirmed the other day), so she's probably got some potential.[/QUOTE] her money in the pretty girl contest at S&L, which means if there are the 3 of them to choose from, Kelly, Lilly and Maggie, Maggie finishes in 5th place in that contest.

[QUOTE=Chiguyxxx;5332922]I was in the area the other day and figured I'd try it out. I had never been before and didn't know it was all new management. I went in and talked to the attractive blond woman at reception and asked her about the massages sign. She said she was available then and I thought I'd give it a go (I actually needed a massage). Long story short it was a very nice pleasant massage with cupping (not a fan!) and stretching and absolutely no funny business. I commented on her looks and got a talking to about how all the therapists should be evaluated on their skills not looks. OOPS. Anyway I thought it was very nice but not quite what I was looking for. Maybe YMMV with other therapists. Anything going on at the "European Spa" across the street?

What was the name of the place on Western just and of Armitage years ago? There was a sweet Euro therapist there (Monica? Victoria?) who checked all the boxes. Pretty. Young. Good massage. Nice L2 ending. Didn't break the bank. That's all I want.[/QUOTE]Oh man are you bringing up amazing memories of Victoria. Don't torture me as such! They ended up getting booted from there and went to a place on west touhey. Long out of the biz now but you def brought back a fond and forgotten memory there. Nothing scandalous happening at Thee European Spa. I even went for the body scrub, and they made sure that towel didn't move. The new Norwood intends to be legit, I asked on the phone if any of the previous therapists were coming back and the girl on the phone said specifically "no, we're not going to be doing that kind of massages here". Natalia will land, as she always does, and whoever finds her gets the golden ticket if you let me know about where she lands.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5321631]Looks like there's a new girl starting today. Zara. Looks hot from the pics. Wondering if anybody is going to try her out or has already and has some feedback.

There are also some new pics of some of the girls. I really wish they would redo their website so that each girl gets a page with all of their photos and a little bio or something like most other websites do.

[URL]https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw her today, but didn't partake. They where booked and made me wait 15 minutes and I simply couldn't make my personal appointments. I did go up and talk to her directly to apologize to her directly but also to get some info on her looks.

She looks young, easily in her 20's Height about 5'2 Weight about 125-130. The booker told me she was Latina, given this information she looks to be Puerto Rican with very curly hair. She can pass as a light skinned African American. She does have big Light Brown eyes and a nice smile and a round clear skin Face. She seemed super nice and is somewhat new to the biz. I didn't get a very good look at her body but she seemed to have a big butt and I wouldn't classify her as Petite, more like average. I'll be honest she wasn't my body type, and I typically don't go for African American looking women so I didn't mind passing up but if she's your type then it can't go wrong.

[QUOTE=LotsaFunInChi;5343556]Oh man are you bringing up amazing memories of Victoria. Don't torture me as such! They ended up getting booted from there and went to a place on west touhey. Long out of the biz now but you def brought back a fond and forgotten memory there. Nothing scandalous happening at Thee European Spa. I even went for the body scrub, and they made sure that towel didn't move. The new Norwood intends to be legit, I asked on the phone if any of the previous therapists were coming back and the girl on the phone said specifically "no, we're not going to be doing that kind of massages here". Natalia will land, as she always does, and whoever finds her gets the golden ticket if you let me know about where she lands.[/QUOTE]Victoria was still doing her regular clients in between school. She probably done with school but she was available for awhile.

Can anyone recommend a good AMP or other hookup in Rogers Park? I'll be in the area, near the Morse stop, looking for action. Visited Belmont Spa on my last trip, but I'm hoping to find something or someone closer. Any tips?

So I'm on the hunt to find some new Asian booty. I've been going back and forth to Relax Spa in Glen Ellyn and those trips are costing more gas every time. Wanted to know if anyone can help me find some thick Asians in the city I've been told to go see Jessica at Belmont Spa but have no idea if she's still there. I haven't seen any reports of her either. Also there was a young thick Thai girl working at Ozone named Helen anybody know about her? Yes, I know a lot of girls use the same name. PM me.

[QUOTE=VRooomBada;5341531]This person you describe isn't Lilly, goes by Mandy or something right now. Not Thai. Agreed not a looker at all but if you're into rimjobs and you keep yourself clean she's really into it.[/QUOTE]Does she go right into it or do you need to request it?

[QUOTE=Dclemati;5344278]Can anyone recommend a good AMP or other hookup in Rogers Park? I'll be in the area, near the Morse stop, looking for action. Visited Belmont Spa on my last trip, but I'm hoping to find something or someone closer. Any tips?[/QUOTE]See the Evanston board, start here [URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7625-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=5326379&viewfull=1[/URL]#post5326379. It is right at the Howard stop.

[QUOTE=Jayp80;5345047]Does she go right into it or do you need to request it?[/QUOTE]Usually by request.

Hao spa On South Halsted Chicago, any updates please, thanks.

Where are people posting reports for the Southwest suburbs?

Like the Willowbrook area where Pine Tree and Apple Spa are located.

[QUOTE=Benderedundat;5345951]Where are people posting reports for the Southwest suburbs?

Like the Willowbrook area where Pine Tree and Apple Spa are located.[/QUOTE]It seems these end up in the Chicago Massage Parlor section or else the South Suburbs Reports. Relatively speaking (compared to the rest of the Chicagoland area), there are very few massage parlors east of I-355 (Joliet and Aurora / Naperville sections of this board) and south of I-55 (Lombard and Chicago sections). So all the South suburbs, all the Southwest suburbs (excluding Joliet), and even the near West suburbs end up getting lumped in with the Chicago reports. Think spas in Willowbrook, Palos Heights, Orland Park, Tinley Park, Matteson, Brookfield.

[QUOTE=Benderedundat;5345951]Where are people posting reports for the Southwest suburbs?

Like the Willowbrook area where Pine Tree and Apple Spa are located.[/QUOTE]Usually in the South Suburbs or Lombard sections, although a few end up here too. Best to check all around the surrounding areas if you're looking for specific intel.

[QUOTE=PauFord;5341447]I've seen Juju and Kelly at SXL, there is another one that's always there during the week which I guess must be Lily. I've seen her too when the others weren't available.

She's older, no figure, frumpy looking body and not attractive at all. To the point where I declined the offer for any extras I just wasn't at all interested. Her English isn't good and she muttered out some prices. I think she said $140 then $100 while doing the universal symbol for handy. I declined and a few minutes later she said $50 and I still said no. Her massage was decent but last time she shorted me 20 minutes which pissed me off. I think she was mad I declined the handy.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong if I've got the wrong girl and theres a different Lily.[/QUOTE]I know this is noobs question, but need help.

[QUOTE=VRooomBada;5341531]This person you describe isn't Lilly, goes by Mandy or something right now. Not Thai. Agreed not a looker at all but if you're into rimjobs and you keep yourself clean she's really into it.[/QUOTE]Where is SXL, or what's their actual name.

[QUOTE=RangerFree;5347663]Where is SXL, or what's their actual name.[/QUOTE][URL]google.com[/URL]: "sxl chicago" = 1460 S Michigan, Chicago 60605.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/186891[/URL]

Visited the red table latinas, price was 200 for HHR, a lot for a HJ but it's a multi pop deal (an hr is 300 and includes more). Located on a busy street in a discreet store front, place is clean and the girl Tina wore a mask and hand me sanitize my hands before the session began. Table is as it appears in the pictures but a down side is there isn't a head rest so your face is on a pillow that elevates your head a bit which is a bit uncomfortable to me being stomach down. Whether you visit this place or somewhere else, everyone in this hobby should try a milking table, it's a completely different experience. Tina gave such a great HE under the table that I didn't know if she was using her hand or mouth. She's probably in her late 30's or early 40's but looks good.

Probably not for everyone considering what you can get for the same money elsewhere, but it was an experience. Maybe a 30% chance I'd return.

[QUOTE=TexasTraveler;5342638]Thanks. I did some searching and it doesn't appear that anywhere else does a CIM. Amazing considering how large the city is. Maybe I can try Kelly.[/QUOTE]Where this place at and the namne thankd.

Went there and the Mamasan tried to get me to have a session with a woman who could have been her mother. Had to be 70. I know a huge boobs girl named Linda works there and tried to ask for her though I haven't had a session with her. She was busy though so I declined and settled for cheap foot massage because I was there as a couple and couldn't exactly slip next door to Yun Ping. I'll go there next when I have some private time and make a report. I won't repeat here though. Need to find a good couples massage place where they have men to do legit for the S. O. And a discrete frisky girl for me.

Kinda way. I was there last week to see Kelly, I rang the door bell, she answers the door, says it's good to see you again, etc but Kelly says 10 minute wait to see her, I go ok thinking I'll be in a room to wait but nope, she's says take a seat and it's the chairs by the front door, I'm thinking oh no. So I sit and Kelly goes back into the first room and I'm sitting there no one around. A few minutes later door 2 opens up and who I now know as Lilly releases her monger and we make awkward monger eye contact.

I let him squeeze past me and horrors of horrors the door is locked. Monger fumbles with the lock and he can't open it, so now he has to resqueez past me and by now Lilly has come back out and Kelly opens her door as well, so now both Kelly and monger have to resqueeze past me now and Kelly let's him out.

Awkward!. Kelly seemed to admonish Lilly in Kelly's native language and Lilly respond as well which surprised me cause at first when I saw lilly I was like wow, there's a Thai, based on Lilly's dark complexion.

Anyway. S&L is getting crowded and I normally don't monger in spas in the first of the month but I was leaving Chicago Sunday night and wanted to fit a visit to Kelly in.

[QUOTE=Wirelessone;5349591]Kinda way. I was there last week to see Kelly, I rang the door bell, she answers the door, says it's good to see you again, etc but Kelly says 10 minute wait to see her, I go ok thinking I'll be in a room to wait but nope, she's says take a seat and it's the chairs by the front door, I'm thinking oh no. So I sit and Kelly goes back into the first room and I'm sitting there no one around. A few minutes later door 2 opens up and who I now know as Lilly releases her monger and we make awkward monger eye contact.

I let him squeeze past me and horrors of horrors the door is locked. Monger fumbles with the lock and he can't open it, so now he has to resqueez past me and by now Lilly has come back out and Kelly opens her door as well, so now both Kelly and monger have to resqueeze past me now and Kelly let's him out.

Awkward!. Kelly seemed to admonish Lilly in Kelly's native language and Lilly respond as well which surprised me cause at first when I saw lilly I was like wow, there's a Thai, based on Lilly's dark complexion.

Anyway. S&L is getting crowded and I normally don't monger in spas in the first of the month but I was leaving Chicago Sunday night and wanted to fit a visit to Kelly in.[/QUOTE]In these types of situations, I usually point at the other mongers dick, turn towards the provider, and say something along the lines of "I thought you gave up sucking the little ones. ".

Usually ends the awkwardness immediately.

Anyone has any recent info about this place?

Tried researching but didn't get anything recent about it. Any info would be greatly appreciated.

[QUOTE=Wirelessone;5349591]Anyway. S&L is getting crowded and I normally don't monger in spas in the first of the month but I was leaving Chicago Sunday night and wanted to fit a visit to Kelly in.[/QUOTE]I've had a lot of awkward moments in that place with female customers, dudes who want to pretend that we are there for a therapeutic massage, etc. Still one of the better places even if it can be a little busy.

[QUOTE=BigLouWho;5348889]Went there and the Mamasan tried to get me to have a session with a woman who could have been her mother. Had to be 70. I know a huge boobs girl named Linda works there and tried to ask for her though I haven't had a session with her. She was busy though so I declined and settled for cheap foot massage because I was there as a couple and couldn't exactly slip next door to Yun Ping. I'll go there next when I have some private time and make a report. I won't repeat here though. Need to find a good couples massage place where they have men to do legit for the S. O. And a discrete frisky girl for me.[/QUOTE]Wow Mamasan at jin ding is a old old friend of mind, Jin Ding not good, Elaine mamasan Yun ping now at jinding boss in name only. I'm handicapped.

Elaine came out side to help me up the curb. Told me 50. A hour. Linda took me to the room, she keep saying massage only. 70 bucks she ask me for.

I told her the boss said 50. They talk a little in Chinese still 70 I left. Mamasan said soory I left.

Did she what "more" was or what else was on the menu? Did Tina lose any clothes or allow roaming? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Jayp80;5347886][URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/186891[/URL]

Visited the red table latinas, price was 200 for HHR, a lot for a HJ but it's a multi pop deal (an hr is 300 and includes more). Located on a busy street in a discreet store front, place is clean and the girl Tina wore a mask and hand me sanitize my hands before the session began. Table is as it appears in the pictures but a down side is there isn't a head rest so your face is on a pillow that elevates your head a bit which is a bit uncomfortable to me being stomach down. Whether you visit this place or somewhere else, everyone in this hobby should try a milking table, it's a completely different experience. Tina gave such a great HE under the table that I didn't know if she was using her hand or mouth. She's probably in her late 30's or early 40's but looks good.

Probably not for everyone considering what you can get for the same money elsewhere, but it was an experience. Maybe a 30% chance I'd return.[/QUOTE]