Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Stnick62;3384473]Drove by the place at about 4 pm today and the sign was not on. Anyone know anything?[/QUOTE]I stopped by a bit past 8 and the sign was off. No cars in the lot.

So I went around the corner to Phoenix. Average looking lady let me in and led me to the room. She came back in wearing leggings. I'm an ass man, so I much prefer the skirts. She gave me an actually really good massage. She found some knots and actually worked on them some.

Then she started the tease. THE best tease I've ever had at an AMP ever. Wow. Then I flipped over, and she started to work. It was slow and really nice. She released the twins for me and they were amazing. She has huge nipples. If there is one thing I like better than a nice ass, it's bug nipples. All in all, the best AMP I've had in quite a while.

Cleaned me up after, and even dressed me. Nice girl. She goes by Kelly. I'll be back there soon. Didn't ask if there was more on the menu, but I can't wait to find out.

Been lurking on the boards for a couple of months. Tried to spot with very different experiences.

1. Fitness. Have been there twice once with a HE and once I turned it down. Only have had the same provider both times. She is older maybe in here 50's, she is a very good masseuse, uses hot stones which are nice, and really works on your kinks. However the HE leaves a little to be desired. She doesn't tease much, and while her skills are good they are not good enough for me to want to repeat. I will still go for the massage if I don't find a better masseuse that can provide a better over all package.

2. North Shady A. Someone posted about the bug breasted provider her a month or so ago. I drew her. Nice body, so-so face maybe a 5/10. She gave a very uninspired massage and the turn was even worse. I ill not be going back.

I am looking for my next spot to try out. I debating on OZ as I live in the NE area and believe the yellow brick road is close to me. So may go try to find Dorthy's slippers and go fishing in the town while I am there. (please let me know if I am way off on location).

Or I am thinking about making a trip to 21st Jump Street, but ultimately I am looking for recommendations. I am trying to find a spot that can offer a good massage where the provider is either topless or nude while giving me a massage, can I find what I am looking for at either of the two listed above, or can anyone make a recommendation?

[QUOTE=Indy1K;3384356]I landed there yesterday. Was greeted by a pretty munchkin named ViVi or so she said. Paid the std rate for 1 hr and I had the best massage I have had in a long long time. She was sweet about an 8/10 with big hair, pretty face good personality. Her english was good and we talked and laughed. Likes to hug and kiss. OTC and UTC ok too. On the flip, nice trip off to Kansas! Std tip for the trip. Will return real soon.[/QUOTE]Hey I'm coming up to your fine city this weekend and was wondering if I could get the location of the oz?? Our AMPs in Cincinnati are not good and I begun to venture out, was thinking of trying out Louisiville too, but if you can help a monger out I would help out anybody that's coming to Cincy, there's a hot girl that does rubs in Kenwood if any body is down, she is a super hot chick but price is up there, I mean she's like a super model, I got pics, but I need a a good run with he that zi can frequent go to with out breaking the bank, thanks for anyone's help.

Made it in this time & was actually the 1st customer of the day around 9:45 yesterday.

Mixed experience & not sure if I'll return.

The place had a strong smell of cigarette smoke but otherwise an ok setup.

Drew Bibi, slightly older but firm body. I'd say 5/10.

Massage was ok, a little too hard at times. Paper towels to wipe off the oil on the back before the flip.

Actual front massage with a Little teasing but let the pair loose & then bottoms down after negotiating a tip allowed some FIV after hand sanitizer.

Asked about FS out of curiosity but she declined.

Session ended pleasantly & finally got the hot towel cleanup after a decent handshake.

Std hh rate, . 6 tip.

[QUOTE=DFB33;3385075]Been lurking on the boards for a couple of months. Tried to spot with very different experiences.

1. Fitness. Have been there twice once with a HE and once I turned it down. Only have had the same provider both times. She is older maybe in here 50's, she is a very good masseuse, uses hot stones which are nice, and really works on your kinks. However the HE leaves a little to be desired. She doesn't tease much, and while her skills are good they are not good enough for me to want to repeat. I will still go for the massage if I don't find a better masseuse that can provide a better over all package.

2. North Shady A. Someone posted about the bug breasted provider her a month or so ago. I drew her. Nice body, so-so face maybe a 5/10. She gave a very uninspired massage and the turn was even worse. I ill not be going back.

I am looking for my next spot to try out. I debating on OZ as I live in the NE area and believe the yellow brick road is close to me. So may go try to find Dorthy's slippers and go fishing in the town while I am there. (please let me know if I am way off on location).

Or I am thinking about making a trip to 21st Jump Street, but ultimately I am looking for recommendations. I am trying to find a spot that can offer a good massage where the provider is either topless or nude while giving me a massage, can I find what I am looking for at either of the two listed above, or can anyone make a recommendation?[/QUOTE]My experience with Oz is that they are standard HE with some roaming. I have not seen the nude / topless activities there. Attempts have been made!

Happy Hunting.

Geezer.

In the past month I have been to:

The Mountains; The lady who is what I would call the boss is from Fall Creek on 56th, 40's good looking and petite. I have had great massages 8/10 from her every visit. Handshake 6/10 but overall best combination I have found. .6 for the hour and .5 for the tip. My old reliable place.

21st Street and Franklin Rd; After seeing such "Fantastic" reviews I paid a visit last week. Co Co was her name, mid 30's average build tough hands. Massage was 4/10 at best and on the flip she massages (if you could call it that) my face then said all finished. I questioned for options and her reply was "not here buddy"! .6 for the hour and .2 for the tip. No roaming was allowed. This was my 1st turn down of the year from at least 10 different places. Will not be back!

Post and 12th; Got there just before the open light came on, didn't care for the barber shop just a few feet apart but went in anyway. Dena was the name she gave, short probably 4'8' or so. Large tit's for an Asian and she put my hand on them OTC whenever I tried to go under. Great massage 8/10 and 5/10 on the handshake. .6 for the hour and. 4 on the tip. The linens and towels were fresh being I was the first in but she put it all back on while I was dressing. May try again but it will be at opening for sure!

BB's; Older lady, average to chunky build, 6/10 massage 4/10 handshake. 6 for the hour and. 4 on the tip. Not sure on a return visit.

On a side note I seriously wonder if all this code crap was ever intended to throw off LE (like they can't figure the same shit out we do) or to just play games! Seriously, there is no fun in me wasting my time on trying to find a place that may have 2 or 3 different codes! After a few years in this "hobby" I realize it's just like football, "Any given Sunday"! I have had a few ladies that I became regulars with and once they trusted me they were very good to me. Only problem with that is I like the thrill in seeing if a fresh face will give a happy ending. An occasional BJ works but really not into screwing a hole that sees multiple rods a day!

Quote: "On a side note I seriously wonder if all this code crap was ever intended to throw off LE (like they can't figure the same shit out we do) or to just play games! Seriously, there is no fun in me wasting my time on trying to find a place that may have 2 or 3 different codes! After a few years in this "hobby" I realize it's just like football, "Any given Sunday"! I have had a few ladies that I became regulars with and once they trusted me they were very good to me. Only problem with that is I like the thrill in seeing if a fresh face will give a happy ending. An occasional BJ works but really not into screwing a hole that sees multiple rods a day!

I totally agree. When you've been doing this hobby as long as me the code crap is starting to get irritating. AMP's come and go. The "Old Relax" is now the new relax with a different name and it is not in Australia. I've made my friends too but the urge is always to try something new. The code stuff reminds me of the old computer games like "Leisure suit Larry" where you solve all the clues and finally get to see him fucking. Maybe we should have "an escape room" to get laid.

Numenor.

[QUOTE=PrinceNumenor;3385888]Quote: "On a side note I seriously wonder if all this code crap was ever intended to throw off LE (like they can't figure the same shit out we do) or to just play games! Seriously, there is no fun in me wasting my time on trying to find a place that may have 2 or 3 different codes! After a few years in this "hobby" I realize it's just like football, "Any given Sunday"! I have had a few ladies that I became regulars with and once they trusted me they were very good to me. Only problem with that is I like the thrill in seeing if a fresh face will give a happy ending. An occasional BJ works but really not into screwing a hole that sees multiple rods a day!

I totally agree. When you've been doing this hobby as long as me the code crap is starting to get irritating. AMP's come and go. The "Old Relax" is now the new relax with a different name and it is not in Australia. I've made my friends too but the urge is always to try something new. The code stuff reminds me of the old computer games like "Leisure suit Larry" where you solve all the clues and finally get to see him fucking. Maybe we should have "an escape room" to get laid.

Numenor.[/QUOTE]Yep, bored to death. I sometime purposely go to a place that I know has no action just to have the "what if" scenario playing in my head the whole time. I still enjoy the massage either way.

I am happy to say that I experienced something that I had always dreamed about. I had a two Asian girl experience. Yippee! Phoenix was the place and while the ladies involved were not the best of estimates, I enjoyed every minute of it, 30 minutes spent in bliss, ladies very friendly, and willing to do what I wanted, but due to my age was not extreme. The ladies at Phoenix know me, take care of me, and are very nice, I just wish there were more young, beautiful, Asians.

[QUOTE=PrinceNumenor;3385888]Quote: "On a side note I seriously wonder if all this code crap was ever intended to throw off LE (like they can't figure the same shit out we do) or to just play games! Seriously, there is no fun in me wasting my time on trying to find a place that may have 2 or 3 different codes! After a few years in this "hobby" I realize it's just like football, "Any given Sunday"! I have had a few ladies that I became regulars with and once they trusted me they were very good to me. Only problem with that is I like the thrill in seeing if a fresh face will give a happy ending. An occasional BJ works but really not into screwing a hole that sees multiple rods a day!

I totally agree. When you've been doing this hobby as long as me the code crap is starting to get irritating. AMP's come and go. The "Old Relax" is now the new relax with a different name and it is not in Australia. I've made my friends too but the urge is always to try something new. The code stuff reminds me of the old computer games like "Leisure suit Larry" where you solve all the clues and finally get to see him fucking. Maybe we should have "an escape room" to get laid.

Numenor.[/QUOTE]Have you ever been to a swingers club that allows single men to enter? They usually limit single men to 1 or 2 nights a week, usually slow nights.

Here's the scene: Maybe 5 or 6 couples and 20 to 30 single men. As soon as a couple goes back to the playrooms, nearly every single man gets up and follows them. They crowd around, inching steadily closer. Within minutes at least a dozen guys are trying to get a hand on the woman. In most cases the couple quickly leaves the club, never to return.

If I post a review that ABC Massage has a hot, young chick who gives FS, with enthusiasm, all in for $$. Within 2 days the parking lot will be full of all the lurkers who want a sure thing. If you do get inside, you're interrupted every 5 minutes by someone ringing the bell.

Two weeks later, the tenants in the strip center have had enough of the mongers taking their parking spots and they call the cops. Not long after it's an empty storefront and a blurb in the Star.

The codes aren't to fool LE. The codes are to keep the lazy, clueless noobs from swarming the place and causing it to draw too much attention.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3386143]Have you ever been to a swingers club that allows single men to enter? They usually limit single men to 1 or 2 nights a week, usually slow nights.

Here's the scene: Maybe 5 or 6 couples and 20 to 30 single men. As soon as a couple goes back to the playrooms, nearly every single man gets up and follows them. They crowd around, inching steadily closer. Within minutes at least a dozen guys are trying to get a hand on the woman. In most cases the couple quickly leaves the club, never to return.

If I post a review that ABC Massage has a hot, young chick who gives FS, with enthusiasm, all in for $$. Within 2 days the parking lot will be full of all the lurkers who want a sure thing. If you do get inside, you're interrupted every 5 minutes by someone ringing the bell.

Two weeks later, the tenants in the strip center have had enough of the mongers taking their parking spots and they call the cops. Not long after it's an empty storefront and a blurb in the Star.

The codes aren't to fool LE. The codes are to keep the lazy, clueless noobs from swarming the place and causing it to draw too much attention.[/QUOTE]Great reply, the search certainly slows down the interruptions which we all hate.

First off, I find cracking the codes to be part of the fun.

Secondly, I went to the car rental facility this evening.

The bad. Holy shit my frickin back hurts worse no than it did before I went in. I'm not sure in what massage book it says put entire weight of body on elbows while grinding on the tail bone.

Worse damn massage I ever had. But let's be real, that's secondary to our wants and needs.

Some good. She was a fairly attractive lady. Short shorts, nice legs. Really on the high end of average looks too good.

The bad. She tried to urge self service on the flip. REALLY? I've been roaming all over the front down under OTC and you allowed it? I say, you do it. She say she scared. I take her hand and put it o my little friend. She takes over. Skip the act lady. It was a bad one anyways.

More good. She wasn't shy. She mounted up. I roamed UTC. She had a great technique. Once I popped she couldn't stop. I Damn near had to roll off the table away from her. She just kept milking away and thins were a touch sensitive. But it was fun. She cleaned me up and continued a half lousy massage.

The bad. She did leave the room to wash her hands, and then she came back and went straight to a face and head massage. Not real sure how I feel about that! Hope she washed them hands well, otherwise I got a protein facial as well.

All in all the whole thing was a bit humorous.

Standard rates 6 and 4 applied. Bottle of water and a hug goodbye. Good place to spend an hour.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3386143]Have you ever been to a swingers club that allows single men to enter? They usually limit single men to 1 or 2 nights a week, usually slow nights.

Here's the scene: Maybe 5 or 6 couples and 20 to 30 single men. As soon as a couple goes back to the playrooms, nearly every single man gets up and follows them. They crowd around, inching steadily closer. Within minutes at least a dozen guys are trying to get a hand on the woman. In most cases the couple quickly leaves the club, never to return.

If I post a review that ABC Massage has a hot, young chick who gives FS, with enthusiasm, all in for $$. Within 2 days the parking lot will be full of all the lurkers who want a sure thing. If you do get inside, you're interrupted every 5 minutes by someone ringing the bell.

Two weeks later, the tenants in the strip center have had enough of the mongers taking their parking spots and they call the cops. Not long after it's an empty storefront and a blurb in the Star.

The codes aren't to fool LE. The codes are to keep the lazy, clueless noobs from swarming the place and causing it to draw too much attention.[/QUOTE]Yep I think that is probably the best argument for the codes. I actually even with the codes think that happens. What's the answer? Not post on here at all? Just go through pm's? USAsexguide is designed to give out useful info on the hobby.

Free time this AM going to go blind to a AMP on the sunrise side. I don't know which one yet but I will update after.

Wannahvfunn.

Mountain looks closed down, but it still exists. Downtown still exists because it appears on RubMaps.

I've been reading the past few pages because I was gone for a while. People were asking about these two places, so here you go.