Massage Parlor Reports

Heard about this place from a friend so decided to make the drive up. It's located in La habra and relatively isolated with very little business and crowd around it. Went in and paid the. 5 for half hour to mms and laid down. Judging from the way they talked and the girl I got I'm pretty sure it was a korean mp. Overall pretty clean rooms with a massage bed and ac on for the hot weather. In comes coco after about 2 minutes and I already know its on because she came in wearing a pretty much see thru dress. Half assed massage and typical questions and I flip after about 5 minutes. She said $ for everything, but I told her I only have. 8 and she said it was fine. Overall kind of mechanical and mostly just lay there for mish and doggy. Cg happened in the beginning for about 2 min, but I quickly switched due to her lack of enthusiasm and ability. I think all the providers here are a bit on the older side and I think coco was somewhere in the late 30's or early 40's. Face: 6 Body:8 Service: 3 Overall experience:5 probably wouldn't come back, but eh. If you like older women and you're in the area, not bad.

[QUOTE=TrollieStroll;1561951]Heard about this place from a friend so decided to make the drive up. It's located in La habra and relatively isolated with very little business and crowd around it. Went in and paid the. 5 for half hour to mms and laid down. Judging from the way they talked and the girl I got I'm pretty sure it was a korean mp. Overall pretty clean rooms with a massage bed and ac on for the hot weather. In comes coco after about 2 minutes and I already know its on because she came in wearing a pretty much see thru dress. Half assed massage and typical questions and I flip after about 5 minutes. She said $ for everything, but I told her I only have. 8 and she said it was fine. Overall kind of mechanical and mostly just lay there for mish and doggy. Cg happened in the beginning for about 2 min, but I quickly switched due to her lack of enthusiasm and ability. I think all the providers here are a bit on the older side and I think coco was somewhere in the late 30's or early 40's. Face: 6 Body:8 Service: 3 Overall experience:5 probably wouldn't come back, but eh. If you like older women and you're in the area, not bad.[/QUOTE]Yes this place has been around for many years now and have changed the staff, but they always seem to be older I find Yumi to be pretty fun.

She also works at another parlor on the weekends. So if you like them older this is the place.

[QUOTE=SlappySalami;1561105]She's not Russian, dude, (but she DOES Russian, and Greek, and a Dirty Sanchez) she's actually Romanian. I'm embarassed for the Geographical ignorance of my 'merican comrades. Everybody thinks any Euro with an accent is either German or Russian. Don't ever underestimate the Romanians.[/QUOTE]Romanian it is. I always have trouble distinguishing between all those eastern bloc languages. Especially when I only hear a few sentences. I just went with Russian, because that's what everyone else is calling her. Romanian makes sense now that you bring it up though.

I'm pretty sure I can pick out French, Italian, English, German, Spanish, etc. I hear "commie speak" with all the others.

[QUOTE=TrollieStroll;1561951]Heard about this place from a friend so decided to make the drive up. It's located in La habra and relatively isolated with very little business and crowd around it. Went in and paid the. 5 for half hour to mms and laid down. Judging from the way they talked and the girl I got I'm pretty sure it was a korean mp. Overall pretty clean rooms with a massage bed and ac on for the hot weather. In comes coco after about 2 minutes and I already know its on because she came in wearing a pretty much see thru dress. Half assed massage and typical questions and I flip after about 5 minutes. She said $ for everything, but I told her I only have. 8 and she said it was fine. Overall kind of mechanical and mostly just lay there for mish and doggy. Cg happened in the beginning for about 2 min, but I quickly switched due to her lack of enthusiasm and ability. I think all the providers here are a bit on the older side and I think coco was somewhere in the late 30's or early 40's. Face: 6 Body:8 Service: 3 Overall experience:5 probably wouldn't come back, but eh. If you like older women and you're in the area, not bad.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review. Simple and descriptive.

[QUOTE=Milcanjose; 1561499]Hey all.

Seeing as how the old J is no more and the new Asian / Latina place that opened up is also in a J, I figured it would be easy way to identify it. Anyhow, has anyone tired it yet? I wanted to go today but couldn't find any reports on it. If no one has tried it yet, I'm down to explore, but if you have please let me know your experience[/QUOTE]Never tried it. You go yet?

Anyone else been here lately? Saw one post awhile back. I went and posted about 2 months back. Struck out. Want to go back but don't want the same results. RM has a few posts but seems fake.

Just struck out with this spot despite its great reviews. What's up with this spot?

Stopped by the place on Magnolia Lampson since its on my way to & from my current work assignment & decided to ask them if I may see the day's line-up, since I've been there 2x already. I always pick the girl who smiles directly at me and makes the most eye contact, and does the most hip & butt movement when she introduces herself. The whole thing about seeing the line-up and the girls go into the room one by one is a really great thing at the Latina places. (Reminds me of a place on Bullis Street in Compton back in the 90's) Anyways, the one who fit the bill was the greeter at the window, Lori. I saw her before in the hallway or reception before and noticed her nice tan, but this time she smiled at me and there was a naughty smile and flirty look in her eye. Glad I picked her because I had a fun time. I was kinda fascinated by her body (big ass like a shelf, DD boobs) she looks like those ladies in those lactation websites. I spent a few minutes feeling her up and enjoying her curves. She's a brunette with wavy long hair and big ass. She wore a tight blue dress with flat shoes that day, but I would like to ask her to wear pumps next time so I can enjoy watching her try to balance with those huge tata's and big heavy ass. Overall a pretty good time.

[QUOTE=Jon Benedick; 1562313]Romanian it is. I always have trouble distinguishing between all those eastern bloc languages. Especially when I only hear a few sentences. I just went with Russian, because that's what everyone else is calling her. Romanian makes sense now that you bring it up though.

I'm pretty sure I can pick out French, Italian, English, German, Spanish, etc. I hear "commie speak" with all the others.[/QUOTE]I am glad we cleared that mystery up. Does anyone know what she calls a Russian?

[QUOTE=Twjox;1562425]Just struck out with this spot despite its great reviews. What's up with this spot?[/QUOTE]Hmmm, maybe you smell like bacon? . Sometimes a 2nd trip is required to establish the proper comfort level.

Great review Stock. Too bad Lori is a well-seasoned vet. She's bounced back and forth between Upland, Gardena and all over Garbage Grove at least for the last 7 or 8 years I recall. Seen her in line-ups in all of these mp's and her service / attitude is truly YMMV. Good thing her fake bod makes up for the horse face 'and mane.

[QUOTE=Stockholm;1562515]Stopped by the place on Magnolia Lampson since its on my way to & from my current work assignment & decided to ask them if I may see the day's line-up, since I've been there 2x already. I always pick the girl who smiles directly at me and makes the most eye contact, and does the most hip & butt movement when she introduces herself. The whole thing about seeing the line-up and the girls go into the room one by one is a really great thing at the Latina places. (Reminds me of a place on Bullis Street in Compton back in the 90's) Anyways, the one who fit the bill was the greeter at the window, Lori. I saw her before in the hallway or reception before and noticed her nice tan, but this time she smiled at me and there was a naughty smile and flirty look in her eye. Glad I picked her because I had a fun time. I was kinda fascinated by her body (big ass like a shelf, DD boobs) she looks like those ladies in those lactation websites. I spent a few minutes feeling her up and enjoying her curves. She's a brunette with wavy long hair and big ass. She wore a tight blue dress with flat shoes that day, but I would like to ask her to wear pumps next time so I can enjoy watching her try to balance with those huge tata's and big heavy ass. Overall a pretty good time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Twjox;1562425]Just struck out with this spot despite its great reviews. What's up with this spot?[/QUOTE]Tell us how you approached the situation, what do you look like etc, are you experienced. I am sure we will rax you a bit, but will critique you for future action.

For example, did you park the B&W in front, walk in in uniform and started the massage in long woolen underwear?

Any recommendations for somewhere to get a decent somewhat professional manscape? Seems as I get older I'm losing it in my head and growing it in my ears, nose, an downstairs!

HE would be nice but not mandatory.

I'm here for the week on business and all I can say is Wow. Wowowow.

A Latina with an unbelievable body opened the door wearing a very tight, turquoise dress. I about lost it on the spot. I thought to myself, there is absolutely no way I'll be lucky enough to have her as well. They're going to make up some crazy excuse. Turns out I was wrong. I got her, and it was phenomenal. Her DDs are real and very, very nice. Her latina booty is a perfect handful. Her body is absolutely bangin'. .5 for the massage, and then she quoted another. 6 for HJ, .8 for CBJ, and $ for FS.

I will definitely return before I head back home.

I've had to be persistent with certain providers at this spot. There are some great providers and there are some run of the mill (no touching, not much fun). I only see one person here now. Who is probably my ATF. Because the rest of the crew has been just OK.

The basic rules apply. Use them and you won't strike out.

[QUOTE=Twjox;1562425]Just struck out with this spot despite its great reviews. What's up with this spot?[/QUOTE]