Boy oh Boy! Where's the Girl?
[QUOTE=BodyShopper;6274986]The holiness of the poppy fields of Persia, India, and the Orient illuminates our Occidental world. Without these holy plants and the priests who harvest them, our way of life would die out immediately, and never would have come about nor even have been fathomed in the first place.
And our streets be full of slores.
Amen.[/QUOTE]Boy, the current argot for heroin, has contributed to the presence of many of our finest fellators, however, Girl, the appellation for "crack cocaine", is just as frequently the motivating factor in a woman's presence in or on our lap. As much as you are offering your short prayers (a short prayer is actually called an 'ejaculation': Ironic, no?) to the poppy growers, let us not forget our benevolent overlords dwelling in the mountainous climes of Colombia and such places. Not just drug cravings, but children's birthdays, Christmas presents, cell phone bills, rent, Wisconsin Energies, unhappy childhoods, the desire for easy money, and a complete lack of ambition can also stimulate the desire to gobble some knob or ride the bony pony. Even Olympians, a la Suzy Favor Hamilton, have slung pussy for god knows what reason. Not to mention YOUR MOTHER! So let us all ejaculate our prayers of supplication, adoration and thanksgiving to every participant and circumstance from which we curry favor. (Favor! Get it! It's a callback to Suzy's name!) Ah Comedy!
Coochie (Fancies himself a Funny Fucker) Eater.
God Bless You All AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!
South American Drug Lords Deserve Recognition
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;6277189]Boy, the current argot for heroin, has contributed to the presence of many of our finest fellators, however, Girl, the appellation for "crack cocaine", is just as frequently the motivating factor in a woman's presence in or on our lap. As much as you are offering your short prayers (a short prayer is actually called an 'ejaculation': Ironic, no?) to the poppy growers, let us not forget our benevolent overlords dwelling in the mountainous climes of Colombia and such places. Not just drug cravings, but children's birthdays, Christmas presents, cell phone bills, rent, Wisconsin Energies, unhappy childhoods, the desire for easy money, and a complete lack of ambition can also stimulate the desire to gobble some knob or ride the bony pony. Even Olympians, a la Suzy Favor Hamilton, have slung pussy for god knows what reason. Not to mention YOUR MOTHER! So let us all ejaculate our prayers of supplication, adoration and thanksgiving to every participant and circumstance from which we curry favor. (Favor! Get it! It's a callback to Suzy's name!) Ah Comedy!
Coochie (Fancies himself a Funny Fucker) Eater.
God Bless You All AND HAPPY NEW YEAR![/QUOTE]That's an astute and thoughtful point you make about the brave drug lords of South America, and the girl that inspires our slores, in turn. Thank you for that addendum.
On the rest of your list of inspirations, I disagree. Street walkers don't raise kids or give Christmas presents. One or two tricks pays the monthly cell phone bill, which most suckerfish aren't subject to because it gets stolen before the month's up. You see, while a girl is passed out or half-conscious on heroin, the other girl (s) present swoop in like raptors and steal everything of value in her purse. It's the curse of sloredom.
Were my mother how you say she is, I would gladly let your comment stand unchallenged; but the fact is that she has never in her life performed sexual acts for compensation. A rare bird indeed in the female kingdom.
Body Shopper.
