Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

Read about if for awhile wanted to try and TOFTT. Kinda strange to walk in to a lobby with a little tiny slide window, max security? LOL. Door chimes rang, no one came. I see a buzzer by the door and buzz it once, Lee finally comes "Massagee? Yes. And O T E: $70 for is 45 minutes. Another Korean exclusive.

Real personable lady, I kept her talking, she had lots of questions about hobby mongering. That always opens the door for me (if the girl can understand). Lee understood and says 210 is reopening soon. She must be 60+. See through thin shirt allowed views of some decent breasts. And those black pants, decent body for a much older woman, probably my oldest provider ever. But since we aren't looking for a soulmate, she get the job done.

Good time was had. Will I return? Not sure. Long drive, and damn, $70 for 45? Approaching 2 dollars a minute. I will keep exploring, although curiosity will bring me back I'm sure. Want to meet Yung, I hear she is more "outgoing" one.

Happy Mongering!

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3827049]Read about if for awhile wanted to try and TOFTT. Kinda strange to walk in to a lobby with a little tiny slide window, max security? LOL. Door chimes rang, no one came. I see a buzzer by the door and buzz it once, Lee finally comes "Massagee? Yes. And O T E: $70 for is 45 minutes. Another Korean exclusive.

Real personable lady, I kept her talking, she had lots of questions about hobby mongering. That always opens the door for me (if the girl can understand). Lee understood and says 210 is reopening soon. She must be 60+. See through thin shirt allowed views of some decent breasts. And those black pants, decent body for a much older woman, probably my oldest provider ever. But since we aren't looking for a soulmate, she get the job done.

Good time was had. Will I return? Not sure. Long drive, and damn, $70 for 45? Approaching 2 dollars a minute. I will keep exploring, although curiosity will bring me back I'm sure. Want to meet Yung, I hear she is more "outgoing" one.

Happy Mongering![/QUOTE]A.

OTE?

What kind of tipping?

Thanks.

Actually, I think this is more truth in advertising. Too many places charge $80 for an hour and then finish in 45 minutes anyway.

Bob.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3827049]Read about if for awhile wanted to try and TOFTT. Kinda strange to walk in to a lobby with a little tiny slide window, max security? LOL. Door chimes rang, no one came. I see a buzzer by the door and buzz it once, Lee finally comes "Massagee? Yes. And O T E: $70 for is 45 minutes. Another Korean exclusive.

Real personable lady, I kept her talking, she had lots of questions about hobby mongering. That always opens the door for me (if the girl can understand). Lee understood and says 210 is reopening soon. She must be 60+. See through thin shirt allowed views of some decent breasts. And those black pants, decent body for a much older woman, probably my oldest provider ever. But since we aren't looking for a soulmate, she get the job done.

Good time was had. Will I return? Not sure. Long drive, and damn, $70 for 45? Approaching 2 dollars a minute. I will keep exploring, although curiosity will bring me back I'm sure. Want to meet Yung, I hear she is more "outgoing" one.

Happy Mongering![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Zeuss;3827344]A.

OTE?

What kind of tipping?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Ha Ha, oops. I meant to write and O T E:

Damn voice to text. Takes me longer to correct than it does to type it sometimes, LOL.

Tipping was standard for what I got. 50 for an experienced finish. No Jackhammer or any other construction techniques. Mammary rubbing only no tasting.

[QUOTE=Bob521;3827779]Actually, I think this is more truth in advertising. Too many places charge $80 for an hour and then finish in 45 minutes anyway.

Bob.[/QUOTE]Very good point Bob. It has happened to me and when I complained I was told "okay next time I have somebody waiting" other times they have seeing the err in their ways and came back and gave me more time. That means I have to tell the other Monger who's already on the table waiting "15 more minutes okay?" It's really only the busy shops that seem to do that.

Also, when I'm at a new spa question when you pay, I'll ask her "full hour right?" They know exactly why you're asking and thier expression is revealing.

Heaven in Waukegan had a big problem with that. There was no scheduling system if you called they would get you to come in. I always made it a point to tell them I'm coming for an hour and still got told I can only get a half an hour after I get there. Do to a haphazard scheduling.

I asked Bella one time how does that happen? How do you have two mongers come in at the same time for the same girl? She said sometimes when a monger isn't exactly on time (like a minute or two) and another monger walks through the door they'll take him first because they don't know if the other monitor is going to show.

Yeah so, I know a lot of guys get shorted on time for sure. And most don't stand up for themselves. I just a thought that 70 bucks for 45 minutes is high what I usually get 60 Minutes for $60 at my favorite place.

With the events of the great blackout of 2018 I have noticed that there's not much of that going on anymore. In fact a couple places told me they watch the clock to make sure. And I have seen it during the finish. A lot of clock-watching!

[QUOTE=Bob521;3827779]Actually, I think this is more truth in advertising. Too many places charge $80 for an hour and then finish in 45 minutes anyway.

Bob.[/QUOTE]What place are you referring to? Where is 210? Thanks I'm into older asains.

I've had a small amount of issues and one big issue at place when I made an appointment so I don't anymore. I could have stole a mongers appointment at a place as she had no idea what he looked like or had a name. I did not steal the appointment.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3827963]Very good point Bob. It has happened to me and when I complained I was told "okay next time I have somebody waiting" other times they have seeing the err in their ways and came back and gave me more time. That means I have to tell the other Monger who's already on the table waiting "15 more minutes okay?" It's really only the busy shops that seem to do that.

Also, when I'm at a new spa question when you pay, I'll ask her "full hour right?" They know exactly why you're asking and thier expression is revealing.

Heaven in Waukegan had a big problem with that. There was no scheduling system if you called they would get you to come in. I always made it a point to tell them I'm coming for an hour and still got told I can only get a half an hour after I get there. Do to a haphazard scheduling.

I asked Bella one time how does that happen? How do you have two mongers come in at the same time for the same girl? She said sometimes when a monger isn't exactly on time (like a minute or two) and another monger walks through the door they'll take him first because they don't know if the other monitor is going to show.

Yeah so, I know a lot of guys get shorted on time for sure. And most don't stand up for themselves. I just a thought that 70 bucks for 45 minutes is high what I usually get 60 Minutes for $60 at my favorite place.

With the events of the great blackout of 2018 I have noticed that there's not much of that going on anymore. In fact a couple places told me they watch the clock to make sure. And I have seen it during the finish. A lot of clock-watching![/QUOTE]

I was replying to his post. I never went there myself.

[QUOTE=Cabbie2;3828143]What place are you referring to? Where is 210? Thanks I'm into older asains.[/QUOTE]

Clock watching is necessary. Many stores will write the time of massage start into a log-sheet. This is done to make sure the customer gets his full time allotment and also to manage the massage therapist and their pay.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3827963]Very good point Bob. It has happened to me and when I complained I was told "okay next time I have somebody waiting" other times they have seeing the err in their ways and came back and gave me more time. That means I have to tell the other Monger who's already on the table waiting "15 more minutes okay?" It's really only the busy shops that seem to do that.

Also, when I'm at a new spa question when you pay, I'll ask her "full hour right?" They know exactly why you're asking and thier expression is revealing.

Heaven in Waukegan had a big problem with that. There was no scheduling system if you called they would get you to come in. I always made it a point to tell them I'm coming for an hour and still got told I can only get a half an hour after I get there. Do to a haphazard scheduling.

I asked Bella one time how does that happen? How do you have two mongers come in at the same time for the same girl? She said sometimes when a monger isn't exactly on time (like a minute or two) and another monger walks through the door they'll take him first because they don't know if the other monitor is going to show.

Yeah so, I know a lot of guys get shorted on time for sure. And most don't stand up for themselves. I just a thought that 70 bucks for 45 minutes is high what I usually get 60 Minutes for $60 at my favorite place.

With the events of the great blackout of 2018 I have noticed that there's not much of that going on anymore. In fact a couple places told me they watch the clock to make sure. And I have seen it during the finish. A lot of clock-watching![/QUOTE]

I always used to make appointments at Anna's UTR along with the other places I'd visit. I don't know how she did it but she was pretty good about scheduling. I hope she's ok. At other places, I would contact the MT via WeChat and make sure they knew I was coming.

Bob.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3828148]I've had a small amount of issues and one big issue at place when I made an appointment so I don't anymore. I could have stole a mongers appointment at a place as she had no idea what he looked like or had a name. I did not steal the appointment.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cabbie2;3828143]What place are you referring to? Where is 210? Thanks I'm into older asains.[/QUOTE]Cabbie. You quoted the wrong post.

I get the feeling sometimes you don't actually read the whole post. You ask a lot of questions that are already answered. Sorry, just constructive criticism. Try reading the whole page you will learn.

I was talking about the Lake Villa locations. They have the older Korean providers. Have I think most places have older providers but these ones are 60 plus I feel.

She merely mentioned 210 might be opening up again. For those reading that I drove by last week and the open sign was on. I drove by tonight about 9:15 or so and the open sign was off. I tried to call the number but nobody answered.

[QUOTE=Bob521;3828436]I always used to make appointments at Anna's UTR along with the other places I'd visit. I don't know how she did it but she was pretty good about scheduling. I hope she's ok. At other places, I would contact the MT via WeChat and make sure they knew I was coming.

Bob.[/QUOTE]Still never found a place quite like Anna's. I sometimes wonder what happened to her and if she over opened up shop again. It was SO easy to schedule with her, and with the exact girl I wanted. If you texted her, she'd reply almost instantly.

I do WeChat girls that I want to see, but sometimes they don't check those much during the day, and quite often, my messages just get kinda buried in the hundreds of other messages they get from from all their other Chinese friends.

[QUOTE=Cabbie2;3828143]What place are you referring to? Where is 210? Thanks I'm into older asains.[/QUOTE]210 was 210 Waukegan Road near 176. I went on their second day, it was a very enjoyable experience, yet quite expensive. I and many others have reviewed it. I went again a month or two later, and it was out of business already. Korean place.

[QUOTE=Zeuss;3827344]A.

OTE?

What kind of tipping?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]"and O T E " was supposed to be and O T E: (note Sorry again. I have seen auto correct change a word while I was watching and I missed it again. Doesn't like and O T E. LOL!!

Stopped in, got an older provider (surprise, surprise! Korean or Jap. Fairly lame massage, Russian was spoken. Good enough.

Fun place, but a bit pricey for what you get. $70 for 45 minutes although I think she went over to get the massage finished (the way she planned) Face massage felt great afterwards.

Where are you guys looking for massage ads?

[URL]https://www.bedpage.com/backpage-chicago/TherapeuticMassage/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Lemeduyu;3831966]Where are you guys looking for massage ads?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3831632]Stopped in, got an older provider (surprise, surprise! Korean or Jap. Fairly lame massage, Russian was spoken. Good enough.

Fun place, but a bit pricey for what you get. $70 for 45 minutes although I think she went over to get the massage finished (the way she planned) Face massage felt great afterwards.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure that I understood you correctly when you wrote "Russian was spoken", but if you meant the language (I hope you meant the action), but again, if she really spoke Russian, then she is probably Mongolian, because most of them can speak Russian.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3832141]I'm not sure that I understood you correctly when you wrote "Russian was spoken", but if you meant the language (I hope you meant the action), but again, if she really spoke Russian, then she is probably Mongolian, because most of them can speak Russian.[/QUOTE]Sorry was keeping it on the down low. The Finnish was Russian! The massage was not Swedish. She definitely look like she could be from Mongolia though.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3832561]Sorry was keeping it on the down low. The Finnish was Russian! The massage was not Swedish. She definitely look like she could be from Mongolia though.[/QUOTE]Then it's good, hard to find these days. The language is not important, I wouldn't care even if she was not able to speak at all as long as the service was decent.

So how does Russian work at an AMP? They let you COF, they use a hand to block the shot or you have to bring a jacket?

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;3834262]So how does Russian work at an AMP? They let you COF, they use a hand to block the shot or you have to bring a jacket?[/QUOTE]Her hand has to keep you aligned, so when it's time to blow an adjustment is made to catch the flow. They don't really want to clean the goo off their mams. Feels great, think of it as an enhanced HJ.

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;3834262]So how does Russian work at an AMP? They let you COF, they use a hand to block the shot or you have to bring a jacket?[/QUOTE]I believe what he meant, was a certain technique. Otherwise, just look at the EMP at Chicago section or PM for some info, In any case there is nothing unique except price.

There's an abbreviations link / button at the top of the page.

Bob.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3834676]I believe what he meant, was a certain technique. Otherwise, just look at the EMP at Chicago section or PM for some info, In any case there is nothing unique except price.[/QUOTE]

Anyone been to Old Grand lately? I haven't been able to get through on the phone.

Long time lurker and decided to post for the first time since I have benefited quite a lot from the forum. I do not think that my info is adding to what has already being said in previous pages, but wanted to at least share. The rundown of my dreams the past few weeks is as follows:

Gem Spa.

Went there a couple of times and called ahead to make sure they had some availability. When I asked (over the phone) about a couple of the specific people, the mamasan seemed annoyed. Same when I did it in person. Anyway, 1st visit was nothing memorable. The lack of enthusiasm during the shower indicated to me that expectation should be low. Standard finish and I tipped 60. Did not bother to ask the name and if provided, my brain blacked it out. Second visit I had Jessica (that is what she said her name was). During the shower, proper attention was given to the right places, which seems quite promising. When in the room, a full cover dream was had. Tipped 140. Next time, I had Jessica again. She remembered me since the last dream was just two days earlier. Was expecting the same level of treatment but that did not happen. Not only the shower and the dream was rushed, after 30 minutes she stepped out. When she came back 5 minutes later, she was surprised and annoyed that I was not dressed. I reminded her that I paid for the hr and we still had 25 minutes and a regular massage should be done. She grumbled and after 5 minutes I decided that it was probably in my best interest to cut the session because the massage was quite lame. Not sure I will repeat with Gem Spa and if it happen, I sure will not be choosing her again. As usual YMVV.

Green Spa.

Had a regular massage and the expected regular hand dream provided at the end. Tipped 60 and was on my way. Massage and hand dream were ok. Have had better ones and have had worst ones. So, classical case of bottle half full or half empty. Repeated three days later with another provider there but experience was quite similar.

Asian Paradise.

Only the massage, no dream, not even a hand one. Not sure if I gave the wrong vibe or if it is the policy of the establishment but any direct or indirect allusion to the dream did not change the outcome. Provider spoke understandable English but did not want any conversation. Not quite sure what to make of this.

[QUOTE=JohnTheLover;3838932]Long time lurker and decided to post for the first time since I have benefited quite a lot from the forum. I do not think that my info is adding to what has already being said in previous pages, but wanted to at least share. The rundown of my dreams the past few weeks is as follows

Asian Paradise.

Only the massage, no dream, not even a hand one. Not sure if I gave the wrong vibe or if it is the policy of the establishment but any direct or indirect allusion to the dream did not change the outcome. Provider spoke understandable English but did not want any conversation. Not quite sure what to make of this.[/QUOTE]Been there twice. They made it very clear to me that it was legit only and no extra's. Good massage though.

[QUOTE=JohnTheLover;3838932]Long time lurker and decided to post for the first time since I have benefited quite a lot from the forum. I do not think that my info is adding to what has already being said in previous pages, but wanted to at least share. The rundown of my dreams the past few weeks is as follows:

Gem Spa.

Went there a couple of times and called ahead to make sure they had some availability. When I asked (over the phone) about a couple of the specific people, the mamasan seemed annoyed. Same when I did it in person. Anyway, 1st visit was nothing memorable. The lack of enthusiasm during the shower indicated to me that expectation should be low. Standard finish and I tipped 60. Did not bother to ask the name and if provided, my brain blacked it out. Second visit I had Jessica (that is what she said her name was). During the shower, proper attention was given to the right places, which seems quite promising. When in the room, a full cover dream was had. Tipped 140. Next time, I had Jessica again. She remembered me since the last dream was just two days earlier. Was expecting the same level of treatment but that did not happen. Not only the shower and the dream was rushed, after 30 minutes she stepped out. When she came back 5 minutes later, she was surprised and annoyed that I was not dressed. I reminded her that I paid for the hr and we still had 25 minutes and a regular massage should be done. She grumbled and after 5 minutes I decided that it was probably in my best interest to cut the session because the massage was quite lame. Not sure I will repeat with Gem Spa and if it happen, I sure will not be choosing her again. As usual YMVV.

Green Spa.

Had a regular massage and the expected regular hand dream provided at the end. Tipped 60 and was on my way. Massage and hand dream were ok. Have had better ones and have had worst ones. So, classical case of bottle half full or half empty. Repeated three days later with another provider there but experience was quite similar.

Asian Paradise.

Only the massage, no dream, not even a hand one. Not sure if I gave the wrong vibe or if it is the policy of the establishment but any direct or indirect allusion to the dream did not change the outcome. Provider spoke understandable English but did not want any conversation. Not quite sure what to make of this.[/QUOTE]I have NEVER seen, or heard, of anything not legit occurring here. It's been reviewed numerous times with the same outcomes, & I've wasted my time there twice.

[QUOTE=JohnTheLover;3838932]Long time lurker and decided to post for the first time since I have benefited quite a lot from the forum. I do not think that my info is adding to what has already being said in previous pages, but wanted to at least share. The rundown of my dreams the past few weeks is as follows:

Gem Spa.

Went there a couple of times and called ahead to make sure they had some availability. When I asked (over the phone) about a couple of the specific people, the mamasan seemed annoyed. Same when I did it in person. Anyway, 1st visit was nothing memorable. The lack of enthusiasm during the shower indicated to me that expectation should be low. Standard finish and I tipped 60. Did not bother to ask the name and if provided, my brain blacked it out. Second visit I had Jessica (that is what she said her name was). During the shower, proper attention was given to the right places, which seems quite promising. When in the room, a full cover dream was had. Tipped 140. Next time, I had Jessica again. She remembered me since the last dream was just two days earlier. Was expecting the same level of treatment but that did not happen. Not only the shower and the dream was rushed, after 30 minutes she stepped out. When she came back 5 minutes later, she was surprised and annoyed that I was not dressed. I reminded her that I paid for the hr and we still had 25 minutes and a regular massage should be done. She grumbled and after 5 minutes I decided that it was probably in my best interest to cut the session because the massage was quite lame. Not sure I will repeat with Gem Spa and if it happen, I sure will not be choosing her again. As usual YMVV.

Green Spa.

Had a regular massage and the expected regular hand dream provided at the end. Tipped 60 and was on my way. Massage and hand dream were ok. Have had better ones and have had worst ones. So, classical case of bottle half full or half empty. Repeated three days later with another provider there but experience was quite similar.

[/QUOTE]Well you won't have to worry too much about gem Spa. It's their second run-in with the law. I doubt they will open back up. I'm actually surprised he didn't get taken down earlier. Some of the reviews on rubmaps are pretty explicit. I don't know how many cops use that to find their way in or no would Spas to bust but if the spouse keep disappearing we only have ourselves to blame.

I like Green Spa. Especially Linda who goes by another name she's a lot older but isn't too bad looking, better most of the old women. The only problem I found with Green Spa is they think their services are worth much more. 20 per service on average. They want 60 for a standard finish and 80 for a finish with play.

I never went to the Asian place but the group pretty much agrees you're going to get nothing more than a massage there.

[QUOTE=JohnTheLover;3838932]
Green Spa.

Had a regular massage and the expected regular hand dream provided at the end. Tipped 60 and was on my way. Massage and hand dream were ok. Have had better ones and have had worst ones. So, classical case of bottle half full or half empty. Repeated three days later with another provider there but experience was quite similar.

[/QUOTE]I see on RM Green Spa is CLOSED, when did you go? I called and a Chinese lady answered the phone and said they were reopening in another location.

She said to call the same # in a couple of weeks, waiting on License.

Did any hear why they closed?

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3839668]I see on RM Green Spa is CLOSED, when did you go? I called and a Chinese lady answered the phone and said they were reopening in another location.

She said to call the same # in a couple of weeks, waiting on License.

Did any hear why they closed?[/QUOTE]They probably got spooked because of the recent bust at GEM. Part of the charges were for not having the proper licenses if I remember correctly from the news article linked.

I was there about six weeks ago and repeated the same week. Based on the experience, I have not repeated since then. So, did not know it was now closed.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3839668]I see on RM Green Spa is CLOSED, when did you go? I called and a Chinese lady answered the phone and said they were reopening in another location.

She said to call the same # in a couple of weeks, waiting on License.

Did any hear why they closed?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JohnTheLover;3840179]I was there about six weeks ago and repeated the same week. Based on the experience, I have not repeated since then. So, did not know it was now closed.[/QUOTE]Ahhh yes, you went during the great blackout of 2018. They may have closed and relocated due to lack of business as they struggle to find advertising. They weren't that busy before the blackout.

[QUOTE=TehRyc;3840050]They probably got spooked because of the recent bust at GEM. Part of the charges were for not having the proper licenses if I remember correctly from the news article linked.[/QUOTE]Green has been closed for over a month. They kept the phone number in the window. I was thinking they'd want you to call the number so you could set up a session at their home or hotel or something like that. But I haven't tried.

Went twice. First time was vicky. A little thick but nice tits. Thought more was going to happen but nothing. Lots of oil and she straddled my back. First and only time at royal asian was all legit but ended up being ss. Now there's no place to go. Waukegan dried up. Have to drive 40 plus minutes just for FS. Can't one of these places open up on the DL? Have another business as a front and a FS spa in the back?

[QUOTE=SamSpade;3842418]Green has been closed for over a month. They kept the phone number in the window. I was thinking they'd want you to call the number so you could set up a session at their home or hotel or something like that. But I haven't tried.[/QUOTE]I did try. I called and the older Asian voice said they were relocating.

I asked her if Linda was coming back. She said "yes, I think so". I told her I really like Linda, but no hints were given.

So, unless you really pry and see if you can get a private session, I think you will have to keep calling.

Linda wasn't that great, but I didn't pursue her due to her "Libertyville pricing structure." She wanted 80 for HJ and roaming. "touch inside" was 100.

I told her I can get everything I want for 90 in K-town, she was unfazed as "this is Libertyville."

I do hope they open up again though.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3831632]Stopped in, got an older provider (surprise, surprise! Korean or Jap. Fairly lame massage, Russian was spoken. Good enough.

Fun place, but a bit pricey for what you get. $70 for 45 minutes although I think she went over to get the massage finished (the way she planned) Face massage felt great afterwards.[/QUOTE]Out of the way, but tried this place. Got Cookie. Nice tits, no Russian spoken. I tried, but she seemed in a hurry and didn't want to take the time. They're pretty on edge. I started out with no towel, but she then added the little towel. She asked if I was a cop like 5 times. Then she used a sheet. Made small talk, a little OTC. On the flip pitching tent and she tried to get me to leave twice by saying OK All Done. I asked her I had to leave without getting a release. That's when she went on about how she had three kids, couldn't get busted, etc, etc. I said don't worry and got her hand stroking. Then got the girls out. During the session somebody's wife called to ask what the place was since she saw her husband's vehicle there. Uh oh. Cookie said to come back and there would be other girls, is this true?

The only other place in Mundelein that I could find was S massage on 45 or 83. Called and it was 55 for the hour. I doubt anything going on there.

Anyone been lately? Haven't gotten any responses to texts in the last week from any of the numbers.

I always made sure I tipped expected / well, never tried to go beyond what I knew was allowed.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3846602]Anyone been lately? Haven't gotten any responses to texts in the last week from any of the numbers.

I always made sure I tipped expected / well, never tried to go beyond what I knew was allowed.[/QUOTE]Also have been calling and texting but no reply.

Their website is also down.

[URL]massagegurnee.com[/URL]

[QUOTE=Rroman1;3847131]Also have been calling and texting but no reply.

Their website is also down.

[URL]massagegurnee.com[/URL][/QUOTE]This website is still up (for 109).

[URL]https://soul-mind-bodywork.business.site[/URL]