ReJuve Spa

Went to Rejuve today and witnessed quite a crowd, even showing up only 5 minutes early for my appointment momma had me wait in the car. Finally a space opened up and she got me inside. Now I knew Taylor as Dani, and when I saw ads up I thought "Dani" was gone and not going to lie, was pretty bummed. Until a previous post mentioned she just had a name change, so when she walked in and I confirmed her to be the same girl, I was pretty excited. Now on to the service. She walked in, greeted me with some LFK and started rubbing on jr, instantly I was at full attention. Taylor is 5'2, skinny, natural B's and a very cute butt. She has this sexy back tattoo I just can't get enough of, I digress. So she sits me down, and starts a hands free BBBJ, which was very good one of the better ones I've had. She goes to put a condom on and says to me "idk if this one will fit you" (by all means not bragging, I get that alot and it sucks might I add) we start off in standing doggie, switch into mish, then 69 with some DATY / DATO (she taste amazing) then finished in CG. There was still time left so we were talking and both laughing our asses off at how funny one another were. Her and I click, she likes the tattoos I have and asked me where I got work done, informed me she wanted more. So we exchanged numbers and now she wants to go to my artist LOL. Showered together, then said goodbye and I told her I'd see her again.

Overall: L-8. 5 for me, I absolutely love the tan skinned providers (like Sasha from Happiness) some tatts which I like, and a cute butt with enough to grab.

A-10 like I said we clicked, she has good English and was very funny, we hit it off, especially after I told her I had seen her before. She said she thought I looked familiar but did not remember me, she even asked me why I did not tell her and I replied "you asked me if I had been her before which I replied yes, not if I had been with you before. " LOL.

S-10 for me however YMMV, very good BBBJ, LFK and DFK not excessive, good GFE, and ride like a champ and DATY / DATO both on the menu.

Repeat? Like stated above, my ATF, so repeat def however I do want to see what's all the rage with Dallas and Minnie. Been mongering a while, but lurked the majority of the time, and have enjoyed all the informative reviews I have been able to read, hope this one helps someone out!!

I was happy to hear that Minnie had returned from vacation and made an appointment to meet her. She was waiting outside when I finished the shower, she is so exuberant in her greeting which then turned sensual with her DFK and greeting jr. She is a beautiful natural young women and her service feels very natural. No odd moments of what to do next. One thing just flows another, she is very spontaneous, and eager to please. She had multiple Os that made her body quiver and her sensual moans are are such a turn on. She appreciated being held while she began to shake and quickly returned the favor filling all of my desires. She is a beautiful lady, wonderful provider, and look forward to the scheduling the next encounter very soon.

[QUOTE=Onolicious;3148662]I was happy to hear that Minnie had returned from vacation and made an appointment to meet her. She was waiting outside when I finished the shower, she is so exuberant in her greeting which then turned sensual with her DFK and greeting jr. She is a beautiful natural young women and her service feels very natural. No odd moments of what to do next. One thing just flows another, she is very spontaneous, and eager to please. She had multiple Os that made her body quiver and her sensual moans are are such a turn on. She appreciated being held while she began to shake and quickly returned the favor filling all of my desires. She is a beautiful lady, wonderful provider, and look forward to the scheduling the next encounter very soon.[/QUOTE]Does she look like that picture at all?

[URL]http://hawaii.backpage.com/BodyRubs/rejuve-cam-is-here-rejuve/5546139[/URL]

[QUOTE=AlohaLookin;3146990]I'm fairly certain Taylor went by Dani at Rejuve before. Same inside arm tattoo, body, physique, and blond hair.[/QUOTE]Why did she change her name? Usually they are trying to avoid bad reviews. I seem to recall pretty good reviews. What happened?

[QUOTE=JoeVisitor;3146748]Anyone have any information when / if Page is coming back? I don't have her number any more so can't txt her to ask. Thanks.[/QUOTE]My guess is she doesn't show up back at Rejuve. She will probably end up at Dream, but it looks like they may be going the way of Emerald and 7 as all covered establishments.

Just never click with Dani for me. Clinical approach, fake moans, short BBBJ, no kissing. According to reviews she has a following and that's good for her. She get good review now so maybe the break is what she needed.

Jordan, Dallas and Paige were my favs. Hope Paige comes back.

[QUOTE=Goser;3149067]Why did she change her name? Usually they are trying to avoid bad reviews. I seem to recall pretty good reviews. What happened?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=UglyFunFun;3149038]Does she look like that picture at all?

[URL]http://hawaii.backpage.com/BodyRubs/rejuve-cam-is-here-rejuve/5546139[/URL][/QUOTE]Those pictures are pretty bad for her. My review included a picture of her, that is the most real one. She is more of a spinner type with a nice tight body. I love her more for her enthusiasm and sexual GFE, would not reccomend if you want a thiker experience.

[QUOTE=Goser;3149067]Why did she change her name? Usually they are trying to avoid bad reviews. I seem to recall pretty good reviews. What happened?[/QUOTE]I can't remember exactly what it was she told me, something along the lines of someone using that name who had got into trouble of some sort. She was told she had to change her name and she complied.

[QUOTE=UglyFunFun;3149038]Does she look like that picture at all?

[URL]http://hawaii.backpage.com/BodyRubs/rejuve-cam-is-here-rejuve/5546139[/URL][/QUOTE]She is much prettier in person and the pictures does not indicate how sweet she is.

[QUOTE=DankTank;3149862]I can't remember exactly what it was she told me, something along the lines of someone using that name who had got into trouble of some sort. She was told she had to change her name and she complied.[/QUOTE]That means the mama/owner forced the name change. Not the first time that has happened.

[QUOTE=UglyFunFun;3149038]Does she look like that picture at all?

[URL]http://hawaii.backpage.com/BodyRubs/rejuve-cam-is-here-rejuve/5546139[/URL][/QUOTE]Was there today at noon and someone was giving a girl so much pleasure and banging the walls. Who was that female? I need to see her next time.

Samples me some Cam and it was worth it. Very cute skinny girl with nice size boobs. Treated me like a king. Started off with some DATY then some 69. On goes the cover bent her over the bed for some standing DS then standing MiSH, CG and finished with BBBJCIM. She cleaned me up after gave her a hug and she walked me out. Very friendly and good looking L8 A9 S9.

[QUOTE=Hiho07;3152393]Was there today at noon and someone was giving a girl so much pleasure and banging the walls. Who was that female? I need to see her next time.[/QUOTE]Just had a lunchtime session with Minnie. She was making quite a bit of noise when I was banging her at 12 ish so if the noises were coming from the first room on the left that was us.

First time with Minnie. She's a sweet girl who can take a pounding. For some reason I expected a smaller girl from the pics. She is not a spinner and has some nice curves. Natural Cs. Shaved with patch above the pooch. No makeup and kinda looked like Mika Tan. Little pudgy around the belly but nice ass.

Self showered and she met me in the room. Got right down to business with DFK so deep she probably licked the back of my throat. On the bed, DATY, DATO, 69 and BBBJ. She seemed to enjoy DATY and got quite vocal when I slipped a finger in her slit while licking. After few minutes of 69 I told her I was getting kinda close and she asked if I wanted multiple rounds so I let it loose in her mouth. She made sure she got every last drop.

Hot towel and then she went straight into reviving Jr. Great deep throat as she too Jr all the way in her mouth. After 5 minutes of deep throat on went the cover. Mish, doggie, cowgirl then back to mish. Since I had already unloaded rd 1 I lasted a while on rd 2 and was able to really pound her without cumming quick. She really got into it and was very vocal as she came multiple times. Even though it too me a while on rd 2 she had a good attitude and just kept fucking deep. Finally pulled off cover and shot in her mouth again.

Standard. 5/1. 5. Would repeat but want to try others first. L-7/ A-9/ S-8.

[QUOTE=DingmanHI;3152461]Just had a lunchtime session with Minnie. She was making quite a bit of noise when I was banging her at 12 ish so if the noises were coming from the first room on the left that was us.

First time with Minnie. She's a sweet girl who can take a pounding. For some reason I expected a smaller girl from the pics. She is not a spinner and has some nice curves. Natural Cs. Shaved with patch above the pooch. No makeup and kinda looked like Mika Tan. Little pudgy around the belly but nice ass.

Self showered and she met me in the room. Got right down to business with DFK so deep she probably licked the back of my throat. On the bed, DATY, DATO, 69 and BBBJ. She seemed to enjoy DATY and got quite vocal when I slipped a finger in her slit while licking. After few minutes of 69 I told her I was getting kinda close and she asked if I wanted multiple rounds so I let it loose in her mouth. She made sure she got every last drop.

Hot towel and then she went straight into reviving Jr. Great deep throat as she too Jr all the way in her mouth. After 5 minutes of deep throat on went the cover. Mish, doggie, cowgirl then back to mish. Since I had already unloaded rd 1 I lasted a while on rd 2 and was able to really pound her without cumming quick. She really got into it and was very vocal as she came multiple times. Even though it too me a while on rd 2 she had a good attitude and just kept fucking deep. Finally pulled off cover and shot in her mouth again.

Standard. 5/1. 5. Would repeat but want to try others first. L-7/ A-9/ S-8.[/QUOTE]So loud was the noise that I would if they could hear it upstairs. A definite turn on for me in the next room. I asked my female to turn off the radio in the room. She didn't but was still so loud I could hear it and was the reason for me shooting. Thanks. You must be a stud.

Is this normal here at rejuve? Same fee? YMMV? Who offers? Thanks in advance.

Late report but the sequel was the bomb!

Not going into too much details but this adorable cutey does everything to please! Dfk, fiv, daty, BBBJ, cfs! It's like a hot and heated reunion of 2 long lost lovers! This might turn into a trilogy.

On Hoshi's pic, what does this mean, "Ter 225890"?

[URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?image=6653008&oid=4749749[/URL]

[QUOTE=PVenkman;3152886]On Hoshi's pic, what does this mean, "Ter 225890"?

[URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?image=6653008&oid=4749749[/URL][/QUOTE]It's her identification number on "the other site" as some people refer to it here. For reviews and such.

[QUOTE=PVenkman;3152886]On Hoshi's pic, what does this mean, "Ter 225890"?

[URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?image=6653008&oid=4749749[/URL][/QUOTE]That's her TER I'd. You can do a search directly for her with that number on theeroticreview. It works.

Minnie is the best and I want to offer her some lingerie -- that she might want to wear for me. I am not very good at guessing size though. What you guys would say about her bra and pantie size. Thanks!

[QUOTE=PVenkman;3152886]On Hoshi's pic, what does this mean, "Ter 225890"?

[URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?image=6653008&oid=4749749[/URL][/QUOTE]It means she has at least one rating at The Erotic Review. You can look her up her review (s) there using that number:

[URL]https://www.theeroticreview.com/myter/index.asp[/URL]

I'm used to using a different review site. New to the area.

Started seeing girls a couple months ago, but I think this is my favorite place.

Scarlett was beautiful, even better than photos, young, and pretty face.

We started kissing and she was a great kisser, dfk was sensual. My hands roamed her body and we did 69 and I got some amazing no condom blow job. She then rubbed my dick for exciting p2 p. She has a super hotbody, tiny waist and nice ass. I like her playful sexy voice. Love her pink nips and bare pink pussy.

She wrapped up my dick and put it in her tight wet box. Sex in multiple positions and finished BBBJCIM. Scarlett is red hot beautiful!

[QUOTE=PeaceHawaii;3153161]Minnie is the best and I want to offer her some lingerie -- that she might want to wear for me. I am not very good at guessing size though. What you guys would say about her bra and pantie size. Thanks![/QUOTE]You are right, she really is the best! I think she told me 34 B / small. But then again I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.

[QUOTE=PVenkman;3152886]On Hoshi's pic, what does this mean, "Ter 225890"?

[URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?image=6653008&oid=4749749[/URL][/QUOTE]When you use her TER I'd, you'll see the general info on her encounters. To see the juicy details, you need to buy at least a month's membership ($30.00).

Late report. Finally got to see Minnie and what a great surprise. I read all the great reviews on her but never took the plunge because I didn't like the photo and thinking she is not my type. Boy was I surprised. She looks so much better in person. She is so cute with one of the best first impression I received. Ever. As she came in she smiles ear to ear and came in gave me a great big hug. She is full of energy and so up beat. I was a little tired but her energy woke me up. She is really cute. If you are into the exotic look she is not the one. But I prefer cute over pretty so she was perfect.

Looks. Face 9. (People know I'm really picky about appearance so 9 is highest I gave). She is only the 4th person I ever gave a 9.
Body is a 8. She doesn't have the hour glass body but she is all natural with cute little nipples. Her ass is typicle Asian but have some meat. She is not a spinner so don't expect skin and bones. I prefer little meat so once again I'm Happy. She is no where consider fat.

Attitude: 10. One of the best attitude I ever experienced. Seem like she loves to kiss. Even while we were talking she would dfk.
Super upbeat and there to please. She attempted a 2nd pop but I told her once is enough for me.

Service. 10. Again she was there to please you. Surprised how she was so good at bj and sex as she is so young. She gives a great bbbj and dt. She responds well to daty and fiv. But be gentle as she is really a small girl. CFS and I swear she may have squirted a little as she was cumming in Cg I felt a splash on my thigh. She cums pretty hard. Give her few minutes to recover before starting again. She can take a pounding but be gentle because she is small girl. Don't want anyone to break her and she will be out of commission. Lol. Menu is pretty much everything but bfs and Greek.

Summary: Minnie is on my RRL now and I think I found a winner. Cute, young, great attitude, and willing to please. Hope she sticks around. Overall rating is a solid 9.

[QUOTE=CardSource52;3153902]Late report. Finally got to see Minnie and what a great surprise. I read all the great reviews on her but never took the plunge because I didn't like the photo and thinking she is not my type. Boy was I surprised. She looks so much better in person. She is so cute with one of the best first impression I received. Ever. As she came in she smiles ear to ear and came in gave me a great big hug. She is full of energy and so up beat. I was a little tired but her energy woke me up. She is really cute. If you are into the exotic look she is not the one. But I prefer cute over pretty so she was perfect.

Looks. Face 9. (People know I'm really picky about appearance so 9 is highest I gave). She is only the 4th person I ever gave a 9.
Body is a 8. She doesn't have the hour glass body but she is all natural with cute little nipples. Her ass is typicle Asian but have some meat. She is not a spinner so don't expect skin and bones. I prefer little meat so once again I'm Happy. She is no where consider fat.

Attitude: 10. One of the best attitude I ever experienced. Seem like she loves to kiss. Even while we were talking she would dfk.
Super upbeat and there to please. She attempted a 2nd pop but I told her once is enough for me.

Service. 10. Again she was there to please you. Surprised how she was so good at bj and sex as she is so young. She gives a great bbbj and dt. She responds well to daty and fiv. But be gentle as she is really a small girl. CFS and I swear she may have squirted a little as she was cumming in Cg I felt a splash on my thigh. She cums pretty hard. Give her few minutes to recover before starting again. She can take a pounding but be gentle because she is small girl. Don't want anyone to break her and she will be out of commission. Lol. Menu is pretty much everything but bfs and Greek.

Summary: Minnie is on my RRL now and I think I found a winner. Cute, young, great attitude, and willing to please. Hope she sticks around. Overall rating is a solid 9.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the awesome report on Minnie my bruddah. Quick lame question: what does RRL mean? BTW I read the abbreviation column and RRL does not show up. I also Googled it, but could find it.

Oh and Would you recommend seeing her in the day? Only reason I ask is because wondering if she still would have the attitude and energy to squirt late in the evening??

Thanks.

[QUOTE=ShootngStarBoy;3154042]Thanks for the awesome report on Minnie my bruddah. Quick lame question: what does RRL mean? BTW I read the abbreviation column and RRL does not show up. I also Googled it, but could find it.

Oh and Would you recommend seeing her in the day? Only reason I ask is because wondering if she still would have the attitude and energy to squirt late in the evening??

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Some acronym made up by DrMajikLuv who probably goes by another nickname right now. It stands for Regular Rotation List. The group of girls you see all the time. You can't search for 3 letters on this messageboard, either.

[QUOTE=SirRegal;3154616]Some acronym made up by DrMajikLuv who probably goes by another nickname right now. It stands for Regular Rotation List. The group of girls you see all the time. You can't search for 3 letters on this messageboard, either.[/QUOTE]Yes RRL does mean regular rotation list. I saw during early afternoon so I don't know how she is late at night but didn't see any bad reviews on her about being a dead fish. Also let me clarify. I wrote she MAY have squirted because I felt wetness on my thigh but it wasn't drenched like a typicle squirting like you see in porn. She is tight and I think when she came due to the vacuum it may have sprayed out a little. Don't see her thinking she is a squirter. Only girl I read about a true squirted is some girl name Natalie at another AMP and I think I read that Sasha does too. But I can't confirm it myself. Please don't read my reviews between the lines. I report as I experienced it. Nothing more.

I've been visiting Rejuve but never posted. I saw Scarlett today and she's hot & has a really bubbly attitude. The reason why I'm posting is because when leaving I mentioned I would be flying on a certain day, time and we found out we're on the same flight. Instead of me being happy she saw my hesitation and she asked me "Wife? I crumbled under pressure and said a friend I'm dating. Now I'm worried that if its true and we're on the same flight that she'll see I'm with a wife and not a girlfriend.

I feel bad that I made up some BS about a girl I'm dating & I should've just said yeah, wife.

I'm still waiting for Dallas to return. I sure would like to see her again! Hope she comes back.

[QUOTE=Mongerperson;3154932]I've been visiting Rejuve but never posted. I saw Scarlett today and she's hot & has a really bubbly attitude. The reason why I'm posting is because when leaving I mentioned I would be flying on a certain day, time and we found out we're on the same flight. Instead of me being happy she saw my hesitation and she asked me "Wife? I crumbled under pressure and said a friend I'm dating. Now I'm worried that if its true and we're on the same flight that she'll see I'm with a wife and not a girlfriend.

I feel bad that I made up some BS about a girl I'm dating & I should've just said yeah, wife.[/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure the girls at ReJuve read this forum so now she knows.

[QUOTE=Mongerperson;3154932]I've been visiting Rejuve but never posted. I saw Scarlett today and she's hot & has a really bubbly attitude. The reason why I'm posting is because when leaving I mentioned I would be flying on a certain day, time and we found out we're on the same flight. Instead of me being happy she saw my hesitation and she asked me "Wife? I crumbled under pressure and said a friend I'm dating. Now I'm worried that if its true and we're on the same flight that she'll see I'm with a wife and not a girlfriend.

I feel bad that I made up some BS about a girl I'm dating & I should've just said yeah, wife.[/QUOTE]Don't worry. She won't want to be noticed either. Ever heard the phrase don't cross the streams cause something bad will happen. Well, everytime I cross the streams (meet AMP woman outside of the AMP) it feels forbidden like the two worlds should never cross each other.

[QUOTE=Mongerperson;3154932]I've been visiting Rejuve but never posted. I saw Scarlett today and she's hot & has a really bubbly attitude. The reason why I'm posting is because when leaving I mentioned I would be flying on a certain day, time and we found out we're on the same flight. Instead of me being happy she saw my hesitation and she asked me "Wife? I crumbled under pressure and said a friend I'm dating. Now I'm worried that if its true and we're on the same flight that she'll see I'm with a wife and not a girlfriend.

I feel bad that I made up some BS about a girl I'm dating & I should've just said yeah, wife.[/QUOTE]Dude you do know that every AMP and bar girl reads the forum? If Scarlet didn't you were married, she does now. Just give her a smile as you head to your seat. Let your wife go down the aisle first.

[QUOTE=Mongerperson;3154932]I've been visiting Rejuve but never posted. I saw Scarlett today and she's hot & has a really bubbly attitude. The reason why I'm posting is because when leaving I mentioned I would be flying on a certain day, time and we found out we're on the same flight. Instead of me being happy she saw my hesitation and she asked me "Wife? I crumbled under pressure and said a friend I'm dating. Now I'm worried that if its true and we're on the same flight that she'll see I'm with a wife and not a girlfriend.

I feel bad that I made up some BS about a girl I'm dating & I should've just said yeah, wife.[/QUOTE]Don't worry about it, I honestly don't think any girl would care unless you are dating them off the clock. Also, I know Scarlett likes to joke around, so you probably aren't on the same flight.

[QUOTE=SirRegal;3155296]I'm pretty sure the girls at ReJuve read this forum so now she knows.[/QUOTE]We all lie small ones or big ones intentional or unintentional. I wouldn't have worried about it. I would imagine 95-98% of the the guys going to AMP's are married or have Significant others. I would worry more about your wife as she knows you inside and out. If you lie to her you really going be in kaka.

Mama reads this blog so for sure she knows now, I would not worry about the provider she is a pro and she would not like to loose a customer over a wife. She tested you to see you squirm, most of us were brought up right even though we have bad habits as brother SR says she knows now.

I would not react when and if you do see her in the boarding area or on the plane unless she in the same seat next to you or upgrade to business or first class. They usually travel cheapest way available like most of us. In other words, don't make something out of nothing, shows you have a conscience. Which aint all bad bud.

[QUOTE=DarthTyranus;3155333]Dude you do know that every AMP and bar girl reads the forum? If Scarlet didn't you were married, she does now. Just give her a smile as you head to your seat. Let your wife go down the aisle first.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the replies. If I said wife in that moment I felt like Scarlett would have been disappointed with me. I've never had an AMP girl ask me straight out "Wife?

I am hoping she sees this and that I feel bad.

[QUOTE=MongerPerson;3155838]Thanks for the replies. If I said wife in that moment I felt like Scarlett would have been disappointed with me. I've never had an AMP girl ask me straight out "Wife?

I am hoping she sees this and that I feel bad.[/QUOTE]Scarlett definitely reads this stuff, I almost laughed when she said the acronym "BBFS" haha. But seriously, I'm sure you have nothing to worry about for all the reasons others have pointed out. It's also perfectly understandable that a dude might want to say GF instead of wife.

Scarlett's best asset is her hot AF body. OMG what a perfect body, as nice as Page or Camm at Rejuve or Sugar at Tokyo. Those nips tho? Idk how I feel about those light pink nips, but the roundness and firmness of her rack was sweet. Very nice tan with no tan lines. Cute face with huge dimples make her smile look beautiful. Cute baby voice too. Has a bubbly & giggly personality. She's hot & cute but she prefers to be called sexy, or at least her goal is to appear sexy, so one tip is to compliment her on her sexiness and you should be all g. She gave me DFK to my heart's content at any moment I wanted, even if I wanted to stop all the sucking and fucking to lay and cuddle while we DFK for a bit. BBBJ & DATY in multiple positions and CFS. I wanted to CIM but I got so into it bangin her in DS and could not stop until I came. We showered, had some chit chat and some DFK before I left. Definitely worth repeating.

[QUOTE=MongerPerson;3155838]Thanks for the replies. If I said wife in that moment I felt like Scarlett would have been disappointed with me. I've never had an AMP girl ask me straight out "Wife?

I am hoping she sees this and that I feel bad.[/QUOTE]Don't worry about it. All of these working girls know these encounters are business arrangements. As long as you see her on a regular basis and tip her well, she won't really care. She may ask you about your wife the next time you see her. At least you were honest with her.

Next visit with an ATF, try telling her you love her. I've gotten a thank you once. It's just business.

[QUOTE=MongerPerson;3154932]I've been visiting Rejuve but never posted. I saw Scarlett today and she's hot & has a really bubbly attitude. The reason why I'm posting is because when leaving I mentioned I would be flying on a certain day, time and we found out we're on the same flight. Instead of me being happy she saw my hesitation and she asked me "Wife? I crumbled under pressure and said a friend I'm dating. Now I'm worried that if its true and we're on the same flight that she'll see I'm with a wife and not a girlfriend.

I feel bad that I made up some BS about a girl I'm dating & I should've just said yeah, wife.[/QUOTE]If you monger during the day, the girls assume you are married. If you monger at night, they assume you are single.

If you monger during the day, the girl would not be surprised if you are married, have a girl friend on the side and see AMP girls frequently. If you admit to that, they actually will take more interest in you because that means you have money and money is what they want.

You don't need to worry about telling any AMP girl what your status is. They really don't care.

[QUOTE=MongerPerson;3155838]Thanks for the replies. If I said wife in that moment I felt like Scarlett would have been disappointed with me. I've never had an AMP girl ask me straight out "Wife?

I am hoping she sees this and that I feel bad.[/QUOTE]She would have been more impressed if you said, yeah both my wife and my girlfriend. Then, you could say, now my wife, my girlfriend and my ATF AMP girl.