Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=NiceGuy69;2133002]Hello All.

I have been very active over the past week.

I stopped and saw my Special Girl Maggie at #1760 State AMP and she didn't dissapoint!

As always. She pulled out all the stops and made me feel like a king.

I won't repeat all her talents as they are in several of my earlier reports on her!

She said she is going to NYC for a week or so next week. So catch her while you can. Lolol.

NiceGuy69.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up that girl can have you on the brink of ecstasy and tears with her hands. I will have to stop in before she heads out.

[QUOTE=DrTeeth;2132222]This is my first post, and I think it belongs here, as the ad was for a nuru massage.

[URL]http://albany.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/so-hot-so-sexy-japenese-nuru-massagereal-gf-kissing347-200-7743-22/14534068[/URL]

So I called yesterday and made an apointment and after a few issues I finally got to her shady motel on central ave. When I called, the woman on the phone spoke reasonable broken English and we agreed on a price for a hh. The woman in the room, however, had no grasp of the English language at all. Also, she looked to be on the wrong side of 40 and the years had not been gentile to her. She hands me a peice of paper saying I pay an amount that was not what was agreed too. I told her no thank you and she wouldn't unchain her door! She had to call her handler before she let me leave. I gave her $20 just to open the door back up and let me out. Buyer beware![/QUOTE]I've always wanted to try a NURU massage soI figured I'd give this one a call. Just like the previius review I get to the Super duper room on central and am greeted at the door by what appears to be about a 50 year old asian. Now I've had good experiences with older asian women in the past and she had a nice big set of sees so I said what the hell. Again ZERO english except for a couple words here and there. She shows me a note asking for the donation and I drop it on the table. After counting it she calls her handler and points to the bed. Since I was expecting a NURU massage I certainly wasn't expecting a motel bed. So I sit down fully clothed. After about a minute she starts pulling my shirt off so the entire NURU idea is off the table. Since she already had my donation I just went with it. I strip down and lay down on the bed. Immediately she pulls out a party hat and tries applying it to my flaccid member. Definitely not working for me. Now normally I'd just roll with the punches, drop off the load and move on, but her breath was absolutely foul and get this. While she's trying her ancient Chinese hand tricks to get me upshe farts at me. This slanty-eyed gas machine crop dusted the room and I almost yaked. I don't know exactly what these people eat when they're in a motel room for days but hot damn. The room smelled like we had just gone spelunking through the mexican sewer system and that was it for me. I jumped up, threw on my duds and ran out the door. Never again. No way. Next time I'll verify a NURU provider before I head that way. Yikes.

Oh man, that's a funny post! I'm sorry you had to live through it, but the story is very entertaining. I had an experience with a provider that farted during the session, too. It was a scuzzy backpage escort and not a massage chick, though. As for the smells that collect in AMPs from their crews, the Western Ave AMP has days where it reeks like rotting seaweed. Thank you very much for the report and better luck next time!

[QUOTE=Meltdown1;2133846]I've always wanted to try a NURU massage soI figured I'd give this one a call. Just like the previius review I get to the Super duper room on central and am greeted at the door by what appears to be about a 50 year old asian. Now I've had good experiences with older asian women in the past and she had a nice big set of sees so I said what the hell. Again ZERO english except for a couple words here and there. She shows me a note asking for the donation and I drop it on the table. After counting it she calls her handler and points to the bed. Since I was expecting a NURU massage I certainly wasn't expecting a motel bed. So I sit down fully clothed. After about a minute she starts pulling my shirt off so the entire NURU idea is off the table. Since she already had my donation I just went with it. I strip down and lay down on the bed. Immediately she pulls out a party hat and tries applying it to my flaccid member. Definitely not working for me. Now normally I'd just roll with the punches, drop off the load and move on, but her breath was absolutely foul and get this. While she's trying her ancient Chinese hand tricks to get me upshe farts at me. This slanty-eyed gas machine crop dusted the room and I almost yaked. I don't know exactly what these people eat when they're in a motel room for days but hot damn. The room smelled like we had just gone spelunking through the mexican sewer system and that was it for me. I jumped up, threw on my duds and ran out the door. Never again. No way. Next time I'll verify a NURU provider before I head that way. Yikes.[/QUOTE]

I saw those adds posted on BP and that was on my to do list for tonight. I swung by the AMP on Broadway in Schenectady and they must have had there grand opening grand closing. I know there are two different girls that work out of two different hotels. I may have to hit up 1760 or I have been tempted to try the one past Colonies center tonight. I will post my results if I make it out.

[QUOTE=Meltdown1;2133846]I've always wanted to try a NURU massage soI figured I'd give this one a call. Just like the previius review I get to the Super duper room on central and am greeted at the door by what appears to be about a 50 year old asian. Now I've had good experiences with older asian women in the past and she had a nice big set of sees so I said what the hell. Again ZERO english except for a couple words here and there. She shows me a note asking for the donation and I drop it on the table. After counting it she calls her handler and points to the bed. Since I was expecting a NURU massage I certainly wasn't expecting a motel bed. So I sit down fully clothed. After about a minute she starts pulling my shirt off so the entire NURU idea is off the table. Since she already had my donation I just went with it. I strip down and lay down on the bed. Immediately she pulls out a party hat and tries applying it to my flaccid member. Definitely not working for me. Now normally I'd just roll with the punches, drop off the load and move on, but her breath was absolutely foul and get this. While she's trying her ancient Chinese hand tricks to get me upshe farts at me. This slanty-eyed gas machine crop dusted the room and I almost yaked. I don't know exactly what these people eat when they're in a motel room for days but hot damn. The room smelled like we had just gone spelunking through the mexican sewer system and that was it for me. I jumped up, threw on my duds and ran out the door. Never again. No way. Next time I'll verify a NURU provider before I head that way. Yikes.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the laugh sorry for the waste of cash.

Correction. I mistakenly confused this new place with Yi Yi Spa down the road. I may have to toftt next week. I drove by earlier and they were closed.

[QUOTE=John8934;2131903]They have table shower, but no extras to be had in my two experiences. First was with an attractive 20's. Early 30's woman, 2nd was older. Massage was good, but look elsewhere if you're looking for more.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=John8934;2135167]Correction. I mistakenly confused this new place with Yi Yi Spa down the road. I may have to toftt next week. I drove by earlier and they were closed.[/QUOTE]I drove past there everyday this week. Either they are not open yet or they are already out of businesses.

Guys,

I have been seeing a lot of reports here about bad experience with Nuru. I share your pain. I've had them as well.

Do yourself a favor, wait for Dominique to come to the area and call her. She NEVER disapoints and she is simply the best at what she does. You can take that from a hobbyist that travels and hobbies all over the place.

[QUOTE=Meltdown1;2133846]I've always wanted to try a NURU massage soI figured I'd give this one a call. Just like the previius review I get to the Super duper room on central and am greeted at the door by what appears to be about a 50 year old asian. Now I've had good experiences with older asian women in the past and she had a nice big set of sees so I said what the hell. Again ZERO english except for a couple words here and there. She shows me a note asking for the donation and I drop it on the table. After counting it she calls her handler and points to the bed. Since I was expecting a NURU massage I certainly wasn't expecting a motel bed. So I sit down fully clothed. After about a minute she starts pulling my shirt off so the entire NURU idea is off the table. Since she already had my donation I just went with it. I strip down and lay down on the bed. Immediately she pulls out a party hat and tries applying it to my flaccid member. Definitely not working for me. Now normally I'd just roll with the punches, drop off the load and move on, but her breath was absolutely foul and get this. While she's trying her ancient Chinese hand tricks to get me upshe farts at me. This slanty-eyed gas machine crop dusted the room and I almost yaked. I don't know exactly what these people eat when they're in a motel room for days but hot damn. The room smelled like we had just gone spelunking through the mexican sewer system and that was it for me. I jumped up, threw on my duds and ran out the door. Never again. No way. Next time I'll verify a NURU provider before I head that way. Yikes.[/QUOTE]SAME AD posted with same photos says she's in Danbury. Tineyed the photos Yikes hundreds of times and places used.

TOFTT at Yucca. Not all that bad, only 1 girl working Saturday PM. Slender medium tall Chinese good rubbing skills was hoping for a larger than normal tip though, she was disappointed. Maybe next time. Pretty much like the old GS. These places should learn to post signs saying that the service offered is Non-Therapudic Body Rub to avoid the inevitable bust for massage with a lic.

YES, they need to say that! That they are a non-theraputic body rub.

AND they need to not ask for tips in the middle. Don't ask at all, they will get a tip, no need to worry, most people are decent.

Asking for tips is what gets them busted.

If they did those 2 things, they would be safe.

[QUOTE=TableToy;2136601]TOFTT at Yucca. Not all that bad, only 1 girl working Saturday PM. Slender medium tall Chinese good rubbing skills was hoping for a larger than normal tip though, she was disappointed. Maybe next time. Pretty much like the old GS. These places should learn to post signs saying that the service offered is Non-Therapudic Body Rub to avoid the inevitable bust for massage with a lic.[/QUOTE]

Other than Chocolate and her crew, does anyone know of a lady who gives an above average massage?

I need a massage table, and massage oil, not baby oil or lotion.

Of course, anything over $100 is too much in my opinion.

Why can't Lilyanna come back to Troy again?! Haven't seen her in over 2 years!!

[QUOTE=FrankPierce;2138310]Other than Chocolate and her crew, does anyone know of a lady who gives an above average massage?

I need a massage table, and massage oil, not baby oil or lotion.

Of course, anything over $100 is too much in my opinion.

Why can't Lilyanna come back to Troy again?! Haven't seen her in over 2 years!![/QUOTE]You can't go wrong with Ruby. Massage by Ruby or something. I've seen her for years and years. She's BBW but the massage is as good as "legit" if not better and you will leave happy.

Ok Gents,

I wanted to add another thumbs up to the everett road location. I won't go into to much detail. It's a typical setup / operation. $65 gets you an hour. Yesterday, I had "Shelly" (her birth name I'm sure. It's a very popular name in China. She was in her 40's. Perky be's that looked like see's in a good bra and about a 4-5 on the asian scale. Massage, flip, yada, yada, yada. I left happy.

Other's have commented that the walls are thin. This is true. Not really a wall but the typical asian paper divider. Luckily, I was the only one there.

Be safe.

[QUOTE=Iomega;2139023]You can't go wrong with Ruby. Massage by Ruby or something. I've seen her for years and years. She's BBW but the massage is as good as "legit" if not better and you will leave happy.[/QUOTE]I second the Ruby recommendation.

[QUOTE=FrankPierce;2138310]Other than Chocolate and her crew, does anyone know of a lady who gives an above average massage?

I need a massage table, and massage oil, not baby oil or lotion.

Of course, anything over $100 is too much in my opinion.

Why can't Lilyanna come back to Troy again?! Haven't seen her in over 2 years!![/QUOTE]But she's going to break your Benjamin ceiling.