Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5102058]Hey fellow mongers just took a quick trip to San Diego and wanted to give you all a glimpse into what a real AMP experience should be: I walk into a Viet AMP near the ocean and I see 4 Viet ladies all in their 20's and early 30's. All of them were 8 to 9's! I got to choose from the lineup and chose an early 20's 9 babe. Absolutely gorgeous!! A few minutes into the massage she asks what I want. I say whatever is on the menu please? She immediately puts up 2 fingers which I knew meant $200 for everything. After agreed on price she quickly drops the thong and she goes to work! Damn what a good time. Now that's how an AMP experience should be. Now compare that to your typical experience in Minnesota Chinese AMPs.[/QUOTE]Glad you were able to enjoy it before the likely shutdown they are being hit with. What you described is why I like my trips to Phoenix. Same treatment there.

Have been to two locations in Orlando where they don't bother wearing anything as they walk in the room. Menu is obvious at these locals.

Makes the flights worth it.

[QUOTE=Deutsche205;5104203]Glad you were able to enjoy it before the likely shutdown they are being hit with. What you described is why I like my trips to Phoenix. Same treatment there.

Have been to two locations in Orlando where they don't bother wearing anything as they walk in the room. Menu is obvious at these locals.

Makes the flights worth it.[/QUOTE]Yeah both cities you mentioned know how to do an AMP the right way. It may be personal preference but I don't bother with Chinese AMPs any longer. They just don't have the women I'm attracted to or look for. As mentioned by hundreds of men all over the nation, the Chinese just seem to throw their old ugly and plain women at us western american men in their AMPs. Its really quite insulting. And one of my very few Chinese favs, not surprisingly, spoke next to no English and didn't even have one god damn tooth in her entire mouth! When I finally learned she had no teeth, along with the crappy service she gave me, that was the final straw!

Anyhow the Viet, Korean, and Thai AMPs do have a lot of younger Asian hotties around the nation unlike the Chinese ones. 8 times out of 10 I get my money's worth at those places when I travel nationally. I very rarely can say the same about Chinese AMPs.

[QUOTE=Deutsche205;5104203]Glad you were able to enjoy it before the likely shutdown they are being hit with. What you described is why I like my trips to Phoenix. Same treatment there.

Have been to two locations in Orlando where they don't bother wearing anything as they walk in the room. Menu is obvious at these locals.

Makes the flights worth it.[/QUOTE]I visited my first fun AMP in Phoenix! I had a few hours to kill before a flight and was browsing CL on my Blackberry. That dates me a bit!

[QUOTE=CamperBob;5105697]I visited my first fun AMP in Phoenix! I had a few hours to kill before a flight and was browsing CL on my Blackberry. That dates me a bit![/QUOTE]Which asian ethnicity did you patron in Phoenix? Just curious. I stopped in at Sunny Massage in Plymouth the other day and was met by some old homely looking Chinese lady. I walked right out in complete disgust. No thanks. Although a friend of mine mentioned he got great service there by a lady named Grace I think he said her name waa. If you're into old and plain give them a shot! From a personal standpoint, all I ever wanted was better service and some prettier ladies to choose from. I don't think that is asking too much. But fuck, clearly that was too much to ask. I was a regular at one of my fav spas in Rosedale for a long time. Was always polite and respectful. By my 4th or 5th visit I should have been upgraded to BJ status or more but they couldn't even do that! In most other states I would've gotten my money's worth. Two buddies of mine, both happen to not even be US citizens, told me of their similar complaints and bad experiences at Chinese spas in Minnesota and elsewhere across the US. Clearly I'm far from alone in my sentiments. Some of us work very hard for our money and don't take kindly to always being ripped off. That's all I have to say.

I had scheduled time with a provider for this morning and couldn't get a hold of her after I got in the area. Eventually she called and had thought that the appointment was for tomorrow. So I started calling around trying to find someone else. I texted my old standby AMP, nothing. I called them only to find out that they are temporarily closed for covid. I saw a TER review for Coco and got in touch with the agency. I drove to some apartments and waited and waited, they finally sent a text saying they'd be ready in another 10 minutes. I was feeling nervous sitting there for so long so I declined and took off. I then ended up in Bloomington for lunch and had pretty much given up for the day. I did a google maps search of the area for Asian Massage and it showed a place 1 mile away, but it was an apartment building. I called the number and instantly received a text saying Hi. I asked about rates and availability and got a response with available now, 180 hr or more for VIP. I was curious at that point and agreed. She texted an address a few minutes further east than the google search, it was near two hotels 5 minutes away. I got there and ended up waiting another 10 minutes before she was ready. I was just about to drive off when she said to go to the 2nd floor. I let her know I was on the elevator and she gave me a room number on a different floor. She was about 4'6" and had a perfect little body, good looking other than the mask. Light massage and BJ. I was really hoping for more!

[QUOTE=CamperBob;5105697]I visited my first fun AMP in Phoenix! I had a few hours to kill before a flight and was browsing CL on my Blackberry. That dates me a bit![/QUOTE]If it makes you feel better, the first AMP I went to was in New Orleans. I found it in the Yellow Pages and called them on a land line to set up an appointment.

Got a nice 1 hour massage with he at Jins in Burnsville & Health spa in Shoreview. Jins had a younger woman who actually looked good, & Health spa had older woman with decent looking body. Both girls are new for me, so I asked for one hour prices, and blatantly asked how much for extra. I didn't care, I'm tired of paying for massage hoping for he when I flip only to be be disappointed. I figured if they want to get paid, they will take my advance, and it worked. I paid 40 for the extra, but 100 for massage and release is money well spent.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5116379]Got a nice 1 hour massage with he at Jins in Burnsville & Health spa in Shoreview. Jins had a younger woman who actually looked good, & Health spa had older woman with decent looking body. Both girls are new for me, so I asked for one hour prices, and blatantly asked how much for extra. I didn't care, I'm tired of paying for massage hoping for he when I flip only to be be disappointed. I figured if they want to get paid, they will take my advance, and it worked. I paid 40 for the extra, but 100 for massage and release is money well spent.[/QUOTE]Thanks for those leads Mass! I'll be heading to Jins soon for sure. Been over in Hudson a lot of late visting Best time and Healthy and just can't crack the menu past L1! There's this one hot lady who I offered $300 for BJ and DATY but was turned down straight up LOL. Not surprised about that though. She did take off her pants but no go for DATY or BJ. Just touching and caressing was all. One time she offered to give a RIM job though. I said WTF?? She won't do BJ or DATY but would lick my asshole?? That was a new one for me haha.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5117114]Thanks for those leads Mass! I'll be heading to Jins soon for sure. Been over in Hudson a lot of late visting Best time and Healthy and just can't crack the menu past L1! There's this one hot lady who I offered $300 for BJ and DATY but was turned down straight up LOL. Not surprised about that though. She did take off her pants but no go for DATY or BJ. Just touching and caressing was all. One time she offered to give a RIM job though. I said WTF?? She won't do BJ or DATY but would lick my asshole?? That was a new one for me haha.[/QUOTE]Which parlor was that and name?

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5117268]Which parlor was that and name?[/QUOTE]Best time massage and health massage both in Hudson area. There was this hot chick I saw at Health I wanted more than L1 with so bad. After my third session with her I said what the hell I'll offer her $300 for a BJ and or some DATY. But like I mentioned was turned down flat in an instant. But I got her to drop her pants which was pleasant enough but still left highly unsatisfied I must admit. I asked for name but it was such rough English it was hard to understand. Maybe it was Jessica or Lucy. Well the next day hired a hot early 20's Asian escort to fuck at hotel and put all that behind me LOL.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5117682]Best time massage and health massage both in Hudson area. There was this hot chick I saw at Health I wanted more than L1 with so bad. After my third session with her I said what the hell I'll offer her $300 for a BJ and or some DATY. But like I mentioned was turned down flat in an instant. But I got her to drop her pants which was pleasant enough but still left highly unsatisfied I must admit. I asked for name but it was such rough English it was hard to understand. Maybe it was Jessica or Lucy. Well the next day hired a hot early 20's Asian escort to fuck at hotel and put all that behind me LOL.[/QUOTE]Cool man. Let me know the next time you get an Asian escort, I'd like to try also. Maybe we can meet up and try a few different girls and split costs and have a cold beer after.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5117924]Cool man. Let me know the next time you get an Asian escort, I'd like to try also. Maybe we can meet up and try a few different girls and split costs and have a cold beer after.[/QUOTE]Sounds good brother. I always like to help a fellow monger out. And fuck, these can be such dark and divided times we live in. I mean though, one thing I've learned having met and gotten to know many Asians (AMPs escorts friends etc) is that they are very tribalistic. Tend to stick with their own kind. What a concept! Not all are like that of course but it occurred to me one day while I was getting HE at an AMP in Eagan one night. Could such tribalism be why this country is so fucked up and divided? Why there is so much hate that is? Also occurred to me that as a middle aged white male in America, I had no culture. No real sense of belonging like say if I was Korean or Thai or Cambodian. Anyhow I walked out of the AMP in Eagan that night with a whole different outlook on america hoping things can change for the better in the future! We have to heal as a nation and come together! But who knows if that is even possible.

If anyone knows of a place where a guy could get a rim job, I'd be all ears (errr eyes).

Too good to be true? Usually is. Anyone have intel? Looking to get past L1 and get a nice BBBJ on the flip. May have to switch to escorts and just go FS.

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[QUOTE=INeedMassagie;5118650]If anyone knows of a place where a guy could get a rim job, I'd be all ears (errr eyes).[/QUOTE]Same here, let me know as well. I'm always down to try something new.