EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=Frogger7777;3078127]Haven't been to GH in a while. Has the lineup or menu changed? Still no FS?[/QUOTE]Who have you seen Euro massage wise, that you'd personally recommend to the team. ?

I've communicated with those who have seen some of the GH girls for outcall massage over the years. Apparently, it was still comparable to their in-house services. If they received FS, it wasn't made known to me, even in private (I won't state publicly which of the masseuses it was, but the stable of girls rarely changes.).

As I stated a few posts down, FS at the EMP's, while not impossible, is very rare. The attractive ones will expect multiple return visits and extravagant tipping for basic extras each time. Even after trust has been established, FS would probably set you back at least 300. You're better off trying ECE or the other 262 and 773 agency numbers on Backpage for FBSM massage and FS.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3078200]I'd suggest hitting up the 'Body Rubs' section on Backpage, if you're searching for Euro massage with potential upgrades. EMP's typically don't dish out FS. If they do, it's personal preference on the part of the masseuse. Even then, this is after much YMMV exploration and multiple visits. Good luck.

Not to be rude, but after the recent MP raids in Belviddere, nobody should be too motivated to offer deep, public details to members with only 2-3 posts.

This normally goes in 'News Reports,' but I wanted to state my case:

[URL]http://www.wifr.com/content/news/Belvidere-Police-14-arrested-in-14-month-investigation-into-massage-parlors-393602981.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Certainly not the most attractive group. I thought ERS did much better than that.

[QUOTE=SmileySam;3077426]Read through this thread and you will see what you are looking. As posted by others you may find an older 40's or 50' emp but young and hot ain't going to happen.[/QUOTE]Try Tatiana's in Northbrook. No longer on Shermer. Phone is on RubMaps.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;3079357]Try Tatiana's in Northbrook. No longer on Shermer. Phone is on RubMaps.[/QUOTE]Just stopped at Tat's in Northbrook this morning. Masseuse was eastern european, mid-40's. Definitely the mother of numerous children. Stretch marks galore. Not in the greatest shape. Very good legit massage, she stripped on the flip, HE. Overall, so-so experience. Not bad for the price.

[QUOTE=Frogger7777;3079453]Just stopped at Tat's in Northbrook this morning. Masseuse was eastern european, mid-40's. Definitely the mother of numerous children. Stretch marks galore. Not in the greatest shape. Very good legit massage, she stripped on the flip, HE. Overall, so-so experience. Not bad for the price.[/QUOTE]That is what I was afraid of! Mid 40's & definitely not hot. Sorry I will not visit that type of therapist and will walk if that is the only option. I looked at the BP euro ads and nothing too appealing.

[QUOTE=ChicagoRocks;3079176]When a place is described as a Jack Shack is that negative, positive or neutral?[/QUOTE]Around here, that means negative. A clip joint. Effectively a scam.

Imagine paying a hundred and fifty dollars to be provided an empty room and a bottle of lotion.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;3079357]Try Tatiana's in Northbrook. No longer on Shermer. Phone is on RubMaps.[/QUOTE]Not a fan of Tatiana's. 2 visits, obvious signals, nada. Both MTs were younger with nice bods. Buzzkill on one visit was the MT's call to hubby right before our session started. Massages weren't even that good, so I left appropriate tips. Hey, I leave unhappy, so should you.

Never again.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3080489]Not a fan of Tatiana's. 2 visits, obvious signals, nada. Both MTs were younger with nice bods. Buzzkill on one visit was the MT's call to hubby right before our session started. Massages weren't even that good, so I left appropriate tips. Hey, I leave unhappy, so should you.

Never again.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review! Saved my $$$ which I can't afford to spend on duds. I think an independent euro that keeps all the cash would be a better bet.

[QUOTE=SmileySam;3080496]Thanks for the review! Saved my $$$ which I can't afford to spend on duds. I think an independent euro that keeps all the cash would be a better bet.[/QUOTE]YMMV, absolutely. Have used them for years without one disappointment from day 1. I'll agree, you may have varying quality issues with the message, but the quality of the finishes have been as good as hand-to-mouth as you can find. That's why variety is the spice of life.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;3080640]YMMV, absolutely. Have used them for years without one disappointment from day 1. I'll agree, you may have varying quality issues with the message, but the quality of the finishes have been as good as hand-to-mouth as you can find. That's why variety is the spice of life.[/QUOTE]What's your secret?

I tried the usual signs, the usual compliments and when asked if I've been there before, answered "no, but I've been to ABC. " It's worked at other AMPs and EMPs, not here. Hell, at GH my first time once I dropped the name of another EMP I couldn't peel her off my face!

OK, I keed, I keed! But, point being I signalled I was game, and the signal was accepted.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3080489]Not a fan of Tatiana's. 2 visits, obvious signals, nada. Both MTs were younger with nice bods. Buzzkill on one visit was the MT's call to hubby right before our session started. Massages weren't even that good, so I left appropriate tips. Hey, I leave unhappy, so should you.

Never again.[/QUOTE]Tats has younger girls with nice bods now? Come again?

BTW I've never had a bad time there. I had B naked on the second visit and ate her out on the table. She gives a great hummer. I had L naked as well. Great tits. I need to go back and see her again.

The ones I've seen are all 40 and above. Still though, some fit bodies for that age. But yes, as always, Euro's are YMMV and to be honest, that's why I see them. It's no fun otherwise. You can't just throw it at me. I need some kind of a challenge.

[QUOTE=Frogger7777;3078480]Any chance this is real?

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/eastern-european-fun-blonde-and-gorgeous-private-massage/27447784[/URL][/QUOTE]You know waht! 10-6 is not good time.

[QUOTE=BottleRocket12;3081002]Tats has younger girls with nice bods now? Come again?

BTW I've never had a bad time there. I had B naked on the second visit and ate her out on the table. She gives a great hummer. I had L naked as well. Great tits. I need to go back and see her again.

The ones I've seen are all 40 and above. Still though, some fit bodies for that age. But yes, as always, Euro's are YMMV and to be honest, that's why I see them. It's no fun otherwise. You can't just throw it at me. I need some kind of a challenge.[/QUOTE]I believe the one who called her hubby at the start was named Sonja. I could be wron. But I'd be surprised if she was over 30.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3080489]Not a fan of Tatiana's. 2 visits, obvious signals, nada. Both MTs were younger with nice bods. Buzzkill on one visit was the MT's call to hubby right before our session started. Massages weren't even that good, so I left appropriate tips. Hey, I leave unhappy, so should you.

Never again.[/QUOTE]Tat's had young, pretty talent at their Dundee location 10 years ago, but that has all but dried-up. "J" at the Schaumburg office is older, but still has a kick-ass shape. I had her once and was shot down pretty hard. I've heard that others were more successful and left very happy, so YMMV obviously. The legit massage itself was only feather touch and maybe less than 10% teasing, so I'm not sure if I'd return. GH is 5 minutes away at that point.

[QUOTE=JasperMalloy;3079976]Around here, that means negative. A clip joint. Effectively a scam.

Imagine paying a hundred and fifty dollars to be provided an empty room and a bottle of lotion.[/QUOTE]So on these boards, a Jack Shack is place that leaves you high and dry. I can stay home if I want self service. That's a very different definition then what was listed on under the Abbreviations section of the site.

Thanks for showing me the ropes.

-CR.