Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=WannaHaveFun;2203001]I had a day dream today about being out and about and stopping at the Brass Monkey to have a beer. It had been a while since I had been in there. Sometimes they have good girls sometimes they don't.

When I walked in, there was this thick girl on stage dancing to country music. WOOHOO My kinda girl. Not that a spinner is not a bad thing once in a while but I prefer a little meat on the bones. She had huge natural titties and I was in awe.

I sat down and ordered my beer and flipped her a couple ones. There was only one other guy in there so she wasn't getting anything. Come to find out, it was her last dance for the day. She got off the stage and came over to thank me and OMG THAT ASS and slim waist. She hugged me and she smelled really good. She brushed those big titties against me and I told that I loved that she was thick. She was like that was my last dance and after the next girl is done I am leaving because I am riding with her. She grabbed my boys and said that she could stay past her time if she was in a private dance so I asked how much. Now mind you I never do this. I just enjoy from the comfort of my seat but damn that ass had me going.

She asked me if I wanted a lap dance or if I wanted to "Play Play" so I opted for the 15 min "Play Play" special. We went to the booth and she took off everything and walked over to me. She shoved my head into those big titties. She sat on my lap and ground her kitty into me. She asked what I wanted so I asked her to stand up and turn around that I wanted to see that ass. She turned around and bent over and showed me the prettiest pink little bald kitty I have ever seen. It looked like a teenagers Kitty (she said she was 26). She ached her back and reached around and pulled my face into her. She had a very sweet smell so I took a taste and I was hooked / I started rubbing her back and her ass so I reached under her and started playing with her clit that was now hard as a rock. She started to moan and her leg started to shake so I thought to myself I will play along. I took my other hand from behind and shoved a finger in her now wet v spot and she came right awayt. I held her tight and kept going. She had to grab the wall to keep from falling and the next thing I know she gushes down my hand and almost lost her breath. She pushed my head to her and I gladly cleaned her up.

We were at the beginning of song two of the 3 song 15 minute session. She turned around and deeply kissed me and looked me dead in the eyes and said that NOONE had ever made her gush like that and that wanted to spend some more time with me as long as I would do that again. She gets on her knees and pulls out Mr Happy and starts to talk to him like a Pro. This girl was awesome at oral dictation and it was one of the best BBBJCIM I have ever had. Looks up at me and said "good to the last drop" and told me that was just a preview of what she could do and that nothing was off limits.

Our time was up and she asks if I would cum back tomorrow and do it again that she would be smiling all night now. I told her maybe and that if someone was going to get 150 I would rather it be her and that if she felt like meeting outside the cub to let me know so she said she would consider it. I told her that 150 for 30 mins was not a very good deal for her or me and that an hour of her time and her getting all the money and the pleasure was a better deal. We will see so later to come on that day dream.

If you like thicker girls she is not a 10 by any means but very accommodating and loves what she does or she would not get off like that. Her oral skills are excellent I give her a solid 7 and will return if she meets outside the club.

My daydream ended with leaving the club and going to Walmart for dog food LOL.[/QUOTE]The last time that I was in there, there was a large blonde woman watching that back room like a hawk.

[QUOTE=PeterPiper52;2203494]The last time that I was in there, there was a large blonde woman watching that back room like a hawk.[/QUOTE]During the dream I did she a rather large boobed blonde woman but that was it. There was a guy that watched the entrance but didn't come back there during the dream.

Had a pretty good dream last night. I was at BF and I met this tall one. I think her name was Angel. 5'10 to be exact. Nice ass, small tits. But she knew how to throw that ass. In the dream, we went back for a 15 min and I woke up completely happy. BBBJ, DT, and FS. Although my dream was last night, the time was 4:30 pm.

Had a pretty good dream last night. I was at BF and I met this tall one. I think her name was Angel. 5'10 to be exact. Nice ass, small tits. But she knew how to throw that ass. In the dream, we went back for a 15 min and I woke up completely happy. BBBJ, DT, and FS. Although my dream was last night, the time was 4:30 pm.

I have not been in the area for awhile, but will be here here now. Does anyone know of little dark hair girl is still working here? JL or something. I also read on here they had changed VIP policy? Can anyone give update?

I have not been in the area for awhile, but will be here here now. Does anyone know of little dark hair girl is still working here? JL or something. I also read on here they had changed VIP policy? Can anyone give update?

[QUOTE=BigKarl;2215716]I have not been in the area for awhile, but will be here here now. Does anyone know of little dark hair girl is still working here? JL or something. I also read on here they had changed VIP policy? Can anyone give update?[/QUOTE]Check the Local Backpage for Pheonix. Might be your girl.

[QUOTE=BigKarl;2215716]I have not been in the area for awhile, but will be here here now. Does anyone know of little dark hair girl is still working here? JL or something. I also read on here they had changed VIP policy? Can anyone give update?[/QUOTE]I don't know what you mean about a changed VIP policy. I can tell you that they have remodeled the entire club (and may be remodeling again soon). The VIP rooms are 80 for 15 minutes and 150 for 30 minutes. There is a short girl with long dark hair that works days. I can't think of her name, but most of the girls (if not all in any club) will negotiate to play.

I was there this past Friday and there were about 6 girls and about 4 guys during the day shift. Had a little fun with a new girl (not really new. She used to work nights).

Had a dream on Wednesday I stopped by CG and had a amazing dream with Jordan (Burnett shoulder length, thin, small tits, great ass). She works both days and nights there. She is a 7 and her skills in my dream were above 10. She is not flighty and just trying to make it. Real sweet heart. BBBJ, Covered FS and DATY are all on the menu. No Greek. She will consider meeting outside after she gets to know you. No digits to report. She is a gem. Mention you heard about her on the boards. Be good to her and she will be good to you! After my dream she asked "was I a good *****" will definitely repeat.

[QUOTE=Luvmesomebbbj;2218751]Had a dream on Wednesday I stopped by CG and had a amazing dream with Jordan (Burnett shoulder length, thin, small tits, great ass). She works both days and nights there. She is a 7 and her skills in my dream were above 10. She is not flighty and just trying to make it. Real sweet heart. BBBJ, Covered FS and DATY are all on the menu. No Greek. She will consider meeting outside after she gets to know you. No digits to report. She is a gem. Mention you heard about her on the boards. Be good to her and she will be good to you! After my dream she asked "was I a good *****" will definitely repeat.[/QUOTE]Hi, what was the damage?

Only made runs north of 52, which is the most fun south of 52. I heard of Desire and Allure but I'm open for any, headed out tomorrow myself, wife at all girl party.

[QUOTE=SaltyDawg;2225339]Only made runs north of 52, which is the most fun south of 52. I heard of Desire and Allure but I'm open for any, headed out tomorrow myself, wife at all girl party.[/QUOTE]I have had great times at both of those that you mentioned reasonable on both accounts 9 at Desire $ at Allure for BBBJ with CIM some swallowed some spit. Did ok at Emperors but would not repeat, nothing at Bare, got take out from brass but was not impressed. I would hit Allure or Desire if I were you.

[QUOTE=MfWhoreMonger;2226064]I have had great times at both of those that you mentioned reasonable on both accounts 9 at Desire $ at Allure for BBBJ with CIM some swallowed some spit. Did ok at Emperors but would not repeat, nothing at Bare, got take out from brass but was not impressed. I would hit Allure or Desire if I were you.[/QUOTE]Allure has always been good to me. Lots of girls to choose from. As always, YMMV, but most are willing to play.

[QUOTE=PeterPiper52;2226699]Allure has always been good to me. Lots of girls to choose from. As always, YMMV, but most are willing to play.[/QUOTE]I like both places for the atmosphere and the potential for extra play. The difference to me is that Allure has a big edge on the quality of the talent, plenty of good looking girls.

Nice tight body. Shorty. Very fat kitty. Everything on the menu and delivers. VIP action for no more than the price of the dance. Tip optional. During the day.

I checked out Allure for the first. And last. Time. If you are a non smoker, you will choke on the smell of the place. You might as well roll in an ash tray. The talent was unimpressive as well, but the reek was so bad I didn't stay long. Non smokers, do yourself a favor and skip this joint.

[QUOTE=BigGreg;2240475]I checked out Allure for the first. And last. Time. If you are a non smoker, you will choke on the smell of the place. You might as well roll in an ash tray. The talent was unimpressive as well, but the reek was so bad I didn't stay long. Non smokers, do yourself a favor and skip this joint.[/QUOTE]As a non-smoker, I appreciate the struggle of finding a fume-free environment; however, I've never been to a strip club that wasn't full of smoke. Are you saying that Allure was a literal hot box of smoke or it's on par with other joints? Also, if you can recommend a place that isn't so smoked filled, I'd love to hear about it.

[QUOTE=Dragon75;2240696]As a non-smoker, I appreciate the struggle of finding a fume-free environment; however, I've never been to a strip club that wasn't full of smoke. Are you saying that Allure was a literal hot box of smoke or it's on par with other joints? Also, if you can recommend a place that isn't so smoked filled, I'd love to hear about it.[/QUOTE]Bare Assets is nowhere near as smoky Allure. I spent a hour there and didn'tsmell like smoke ehem I legt. Allure's ventilation must be non existent. If you don't mind driving to Tampa, Odyssey 2001 does not allow smoking.

Went to allure had about 10 girls there, most in big groups for a Saturday night. Talked with one brunette had bad teeth, was nice had a dance for 40 not bad. Went to sit back down and another brunette long hair came over rubbed my neck for 20 seconds, asked where's my tip and was VERY PUSHY to the point I left. As posted before lots of smoke more then usual.

A buddy of mine had a dream a couple weeks ago about a story an old fisherman told him. This old guy stopped in to Lollipops one day and headed for the bar. He was approached by another old timer named Sarah, and then turned around and saw Rayney, a young blonde with amazing eyes. Naturally he chose to sit with Rayney, and was enjoying her handling of his junk. Eventually, they retired to the VIP room, after Rayney told him that it was. 8 for hh, and for another. 2 she would pretend his knob was a lollipop. All was going fine, the fisherman said, until the young lady announced that they had one song left. The old guy was preparing to launch when Rayney abruptly stood up and complained of a leg cramp. That set the old guy back a bit, and although Rayney returned to her business, the moment was lost. No apology from the lass, and, when it was over, she said that she needed another. 2 (in addition to the $ he gave her) "for the house". Pure bs, the old guy thought and said, but she kept pushing it. So the old guy figured it was only another. 2, but he would never see Rayney again, although he really liked her and was looking for a regular in the Hudson area. Young ladies can learn from the fisherman's tale in my buddy's dream. It's not worth pissing someone off for that extra. 2 that was not agreed upon.

[QUOTE=HardBall99;2256938]A buddy of mine had a dream a couple weeks ago about a story an old fisherman told him. This old guy stopped in to Lollipops one day and headed for the bar. He was approached by another old timer named Sarah, and then turned around and saw Rayney, a young blonde with amazing eyes. Naturally he chose to sit with Rayney, and was enjoying her handling of his junk. Eventually, they retired to the VIP room, after Rayney told him that it was. 8 for hh, and for another. 2 she would pretend his knob was a lollipop. All was going fine, the fisherman said, until the young lady announced that they had one song left. The old guy was preparing to launch when Rayney abruptly stood up and complained of a leg cramp. That set the old guy back a bit, and although Rayney returned to her business, the moment was lost. No apology from the lass, and, when it was over, she said that she needed another. 2 (in addition to the $ he gave her) "for the house". Pure bs, the old guy thought and said, but she kept pushing it. So the old guy figured it was only another. 2, but he would never see Rayney again, although he really liked her and was looking for a regular in the Hudson area. Young ladies can learn from the fisherman's tale in my buddy's dream. It's not worth pissing someone off for that extra. 2 that was not agreed upon.[/QUOTE]It looks like the old man had trouble with his pocket watch. He paid. 8 for 15 minutes (qh) not hh. He apologizes.

Used to love brass. Has become to hit and miss. Hung out for a few hours dropped some coin yesterday on a no milage very cute girl with black hair. Took my blue balls north to lollipops. Paid way too much 80+60 for 15 minutes BJ. Blonde skinnny girl said I could FS for 40 more. Nope. Weak BJ made a big fucking mess at the end. Jesus fuck bring a towel or something if your nt going to swallow. Don't touch the curtain.

I hadn't been to Desire for a while so I stopped in yesterday afternoon. There were four girls working and it was pretty slow. Then Eden got on stage--pretty face, nice eyes, and a couple extra pounds, but not bad at all. As I tipped her she grabbed my johnson a couple times and then after looking over my shoulder for the manager, she put her mouth on my already rising wood and gave me what I can only describe as a "buzz job" through my jeans. What a feeling! I thought that I would not last long in the VIP with that going on, but was willing to try. Unfortunately, before she got off stage I got a text requesting my presence elsewhere. Oh well. But I would like to know if anyone here has experienced Eden and could post or pm me details. She looks like she may be a troublemaker because the manager came over to keep an eye on her when a guy and girl came to the stage and she started playing with the girl. She looks to me to be a real talent and a fun time. I will definitely see her again, but would like to know what to expect and for how much cash. Thanks.

[QUOTE=TampaBy;2260985]Used to love brass. Has become to hit and miss. Hung out for a few hours dropped some coin yesterday on a no milage very cute girl with black hair. Took my blue balls north to lollipops. Paid way too much 80+60 for 15 minutes BJ. Blonde skinnny girl said I could FS for 40 more. Nope. Weak BJ made a big fucking mess at the end. Jesus fuck bring a towel or something if your nt going to swallow. Don't touch the curtain.[/QUOTE]What was her name? Kinda flakey?

[QUOTE=Luvmesomebbbj;2218751]Had a dream on Wednesday I stopped by CG and had a amazing dream with Jordan (Burnett shoulder length, thin, small tits, great ass). She works both days and nights there. She is a 7 and her skills in my dream were above 10. She is not flighty and just trying to make it. Real sweet heart. BBBJ, Covered FS and DATY are all on the menu. No Greek. She will consider meeting outside after she gets to know you. No digits to report. She is a gem. Mention you heard about her on the boards. Be good to her and she will be good to you! After my dream she asked "was I a good *****" will definitely repeat.[/QUOTE]First off, skip Calendar Girls. I've noticed that some of you do already based on your stories. I hung out sipping beers (for science) for over 2 hours. Witnessed most of the girls not flirting with the room at all. Just running back to the black dude in the corner. Black guys must have the best personalities in the universe cause strippers will hang onto their broke asses all night while I'm 3 feet away with 20 twenties on me.

Met Jordan. She is cute, great body. She is already a mechanic. Get the $85 for the 3 song room. Told me to hurry up and finish before she even f at cking touched me. Oh, and make sure the tip is on the table. Counted it and put away. Still has not touched me! I won't even get into the mess that ended the encounter other than to say: bring some napkins or whatever, cause if you finish. It's a slimy situation that your $$ spent isn't helping you with.

It smells like puke as soon as you walk in. I'm used to dive places but this was pretty bad. A mop, some bleach and elbow grease would cure it. Other than that significant factor, a pretty cool place. It had about 12 girls at 2 pm on a Monday, and 3 were real hot. Beers were cheap and no cover. Had a private with a blonde white a big ass and a bit o belly. She claimed to be a med student and this was a downer cause she was afraid of catching something. Not sure why she works here then.

Private was $80 and HJ was offered at $60. She warned not to touch anything because DNA was everywhere. And she didn't want to be touched. Would go back but would try another girl. And prob turn around if it's still puke smelling.

[QUOTE=Girlmoneys;2345077]It smells like puke as soon as you walk in. I'm used to dive places but this was pretty bad. A mop, some bleach and elbow grease would cure it. Other than that significant factor, a pretty cool place. It had about 12 girls at 2 pm on a Monday, and 3 were real hot. Beers were cheap and no cover. Had a private with a blonde white a big ass and a bit o belly. She claimed to be a med student and this was a downer cause she was afraid of catching something. Not sure why she works here then.

Private was $80 and HJ was offered at $60. She warned not to touch anything because DNA was everywhere. And she didn't want to be touched. Would go back but would try another girl. And prob turn around if it's still puke smelling.[/QUOTE]That does not sound like someone I would want to be with. I had a recent dream where it was. 85 to go to VIP at Allure with a slender blonde, and when I paid the guy with a benjamin, she said "I want to earn the rest of that". She then went to use disinfectant on her hands, and sprayed alcohol all over the booth to make sure it was clean. She proceeded to give me some sweet kisses, followed by a fantastic bbbjcimws, and the last "s" was not spit! All for a. 15 tip. IMO the HJ should be included in the room rent, but what do I know? Maybe I didn't realize how good I had it, and should go see her again! Soon!

So I talk to some fellow mongers about allure (thanks for the tips) I went in late around 1230/1 AM with more of a see how it goes mentallity. Walked thru the door and def smelled the puke smell mentioned LOL Sat at the bar and grabbed a beer to observe. Talked to some regulars there and all mentioned and confirmed posts on here that most girls are down to play and some do take out. I did not participate, I didn't really go out of my way. I was cold AF in the club for some reason prob couldn't even get a woody if I tried LOL Will be headin back there either later today or tomorrow. Will report back, I'm going for gold next time LOL Most girls were very attractive and VIP worthy, even the older ones I saw, but as my name states, I do love me a MILF LOL P.S. If you close the place down they give you a couple free entrance passes, I picked up 2, its usually 5 to get it. Not for this guy the next 2 times LOL.

Hey NPR,

PM me for name and location of additional bonuses in the back!

TMF.

[QUOTE=TooMuchFun01;2366581]Hey NPR,

PM me for name and location of additional bonuses in the back!

TMF.[/QUOTE]Allure on 19 and Destiny, old club 54, or aka club filthy hoar ( spelled wrong for sensor), on 54 are can't miss. Talent is ok, but $80 for half hr in VIP, no extra tipping for full menu makes up for slightly less beautiful talent IMHO. Just drive up 19 and swing a cat by the tail, any strip club it hits in Pasco is a good bet!

Was here a few years ago and was offered extras by every dancer for no more than the dance price.

They have changed their name but the place is about the same, at least as far as the physical plant. The girls left something to be desired. I arrived 2 hours after opening and there were no dancer on stage. There were 2 at the bar.

The private dances are $85 for 15 minutes which is not a bad deal but is not as good as before. Dancer quality is average.

I went to allure a few days later and it was hopping. See my review for there.

Would advise skipping here as there are better local options.

Cruising on 19 in Port Richey and spotted a sign in a small strip mall north of Gulfview: "Privilege Bikini Bar" with another sign that simply said "Girls Girls Girls". I can easily guess the market they are aiming at, but does anyone know more about this place? It did not look like it was open yet, but I was just driving by and did not stop to look inside. It is in the same building that had the swingers' club some time ago. Maybe a new place to make mongers happy? If no one has any info, I may have to stop there next week, so stay tuned.

[QUOTE=HardBall99;2390639]It is in the same building that had the swingers' club some time ago. Maybe a new place to make mongers happy? If no one has any info, I may have to stop there next week, so stay tuned.[/QUOTE]Club Elite is the last time I ever saw my "favorite" Belizean dancer.

Stopped at Brass Flamingo Saturday around 8.

Club has been overhauled. Easier seating on the sides. More lighting. Good vibe. Some new dancers. Some old.

Watched Molly and her Hello Kitty tat. She was drunk mess. Hot body. Never got miles off her. Have tried 2 times in the past dynamite was there. She should have quit stripping about 10 years ago. No smile on stage. I got a 15 min with her a couple of years ago. Upsell and tang smelled. NO THANK you.

Drank a few 4. 75 bud lights. Bought some shots for the girls who wandered by.

Tipped a bunch of singles.

Having fun. Catching a little buzz.

One of the younger dancers came and hung out. Got friendly. Listened to her SS about how she really likes me. And she never does this sort of thing but. Got very Friendly in back for 15 minutes.

Tipped her 60. Tipped VIP door guy 5 $.

Will come again.

Last week I stopped at Brass Flamingo to see if it was as good as it was on my last visit. To be brief, "Yes". Now for the extended report: I walked in past the bar on the right, which was crowded, and went to the back bar. A young blonde came over and flashed her tits and sat down, and after my beer arrived she began playing with my tubesteak, rubbing her tasty a-cups against me, and kissing me. Well, wasn't that nice! Quite a difference from my last visits to Allure and Desire, where I sat sipping my beer waiting up to 45 minutes for someone to approach. Well, my honey's sales pitch was very effective, and we adjourned to the VIP lounge. She made me promise not to kiss and tell, so I can't give her name, but she started with BBBJ, and I reciprocated with a luncheon at the junction, which I loved. She had herself a nice O, and fell back languidly, moaning. My little head wanted to explore her dark lair, and he managed to get a peak inside, which felt great and brought more moans for her, but the big head began to assert himself, and I pulled the little guy out right away. My sweet friend finished off the BBBJ, but wanted to be warned of an impending eruption, and I complied. There was no cim, but she took my juices and rubbed them on her tits, which I found very sexy--kind of like a porn movie.

As I was leaving, another young beauty approached me, and her sweetness was causing another woody, but I did not have the time to go back with her.

Incidentally, that was such a nice visit that I returned today, met the same young lady, and had a repeat performance in the VIP. Needless to say, BF has my recommendation!

Has anyone been there yet?

[QUOTE=HardBall99;2442121]Last week I stopped at Brass Flamingo to see if it was as good as it was on my last visit. To be brief, "Yes". Now for the extended report: I walked in past the bar on the right, which was crowded, and went to the back bar. A young blonde came over and flashed her tits and sat down, and after my beer arrived she began playing with my tubesteak, rubbing her tasty a-cups against me, and kissing me. Well, wasn't that nice! Quite a difference from my last visits to Allure and Desire, where I sat sipping my beer waiting up to 45 minutes for someone to approach. Well, my honey's sales pitch was very effective, and we adjourned to the VIP lounge. She made me promise not to kiss and tell, so I can't give her name, but she started with BBBJ, and I reciprocated with a luncheon at the junction, which I loved. She had herself a nice O, and fell back languidly, moaning. My little head wanted to explore her dark lair, and he managed to get a peak inside, which felt great and brought more moans for her, but the big head began to assert himself, and I pulled the little guy out right away. My sweet friend finished off the BBBJ, but wanted to be warned of an impending eruption, and I complied. There was no cim, but she took my juices and rubbed them on her tits, which I found very sexy--kind of like a porn movie.

As I was leaving, another young beauty approached me, and her sweetness was causing another woody, but I did not have the time to go back with her.

Incidentally, that was such a nice visit that I returned today, met the same young lady, and had a repeat performance in the VIP. Needless to say, BF has my recommendation![/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. Was your visit in the daytime or nighttime? Stay safe.

[QUOTE=Call234;2444354]Thanks for the report. Was your visit in the daytime or nighttime? Stay safe.[/QUOTE]All three of my recent visits were daytime.

[QUOTE=HardBall99;2444629]All three of my recent visits were daytime.[/QUOTE]Dam HB, I am not a stripper guy normally but I may have to check the BF out. Great post.

Has anyone been to bf lately and talk to a new blonde girl? I think she's a shot girl. Anyone got close to her? She has some decent size tits and looks fun I forgot her name.