Massage Parlor Reports

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/3100707032.html[/url]

Has anyone seen her? I wonder if it's really the same girl and if she's as good as she says.

[QUOTE=MikeInDC; 1481676][url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/3100707032.html[/url]

Has anyone seen her? I wonder if it's really the same girl and if she's as good as she says.[/QUOTE]TOFTT here. Ugh. Worst rip-off I've ever experienced.

About 100 lbs heavier than the photo, zero massage skills (no way she is certified) , she smokes during the session, offers sensual yet insists on towel, because.

She is lesbian and married, has no interest in providing HE. Meanwhile, she does provide one extra. Offered to spray mom's milk into a cup for me to drink? WTF.

Anyways, appears affordable, but it's about 50 bucks overpriced.

Stay away!

[QUOTE=Rod1234; 1484476]TOFTT here. Ugh. Worst rip-off I've ever experienced.

About 100 lbs heavier than the photo, zero massage skills (no way she is certified) , she smokes during the session, offers sensual yet insists on towel, because.

She is lesbian and married, has no interest in providing HE. Meanwhile, she does provide one extra. Offered to spray mom's milk into a cup for me to drink? WTF.

Anyways, appears affordable, but it's about 50 bucks overpriced.

Stay away![/QUOTE]Yikes! What a nightmare!

Ha, I called and asked if she would take less for the half hour massage (they charge. 6) and she says "this legit massage, no specials here for you." LOL

[QUOTE=Nats53; 1480159]Has anyone experienced her massage? Ky 240-706-8709 She has been advertising for over a year with services ranging from $80-120 for massage or a combo of massage and jetted tub.

Currently she is priced at $100 for an hour. Please PM with any information.[/QUOTE]Sub-par massage with hints of a more arousing conclusion-but only that: no relief. If pressed, she'll spout some legal or religious BS. Given the suggestions of the advertisement and the price, it's a ripoff.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ef265475af/full-release-massage

This is a pretty funny video I found. I'm sure you're familiar with Funny or Die. Of course, this is far from reality... I would never visit a MP with a friend.

Slow month? I haven't seen much going on here lately.

I'm getting antsy and thinking about going here, despite the high price, to finally pop my cherry. I don't want to wait any longer for the wife and kids to be out of town to do this. I plan to check out some places in Columbia and down in NOVA when they are but it's difficult to get away long enough when they're home to be able to do that now. The last time I said my back hurt and I wanted to try a new massage place she jumped right to the conclusion that I wanted to get a happy ending!

So, stopped into a place I figured for legit, since for once I just wanted a nice massage and nothing else. And well, it's MoCo, so I don't expect much else these days anyway.

Had a fairly pleasant, standard surprise ending. Trusted senior members can PM me for details. For the rest of you, I'll say the place is Asian, price was a little more than I wanted but not out of line with Hoco these days, and the place has been mentioned on this group.

I've seen Byanca now two times after a good post by a fellow monger who likes Spanish ladies. Both sessions were excellent. Byanca is in her early 30s but looks younger, slim build with petite hands and feet.

She mixes therapeutic and body to body strokes, very sensual and allows roaming. Repeat visits get better. She is a real gem and at $100 a session, in my book is good value. I've been to the spa.

On Nebel Street in Rockville now three times and would recommend Tina for a serious therapeutic massage. This is legit, no roaming or extras, but much better than the women at Linda Lee's place. This spa.

Advertises on CL and at $50 is a great deal.

[QUOTE=Triple E; 1492006]So, stopped into a place I figured for legit, since for once I just wanted a nice massage and nothing else. And well, it's MoCo, so I don't expect much else these days anyway.

Had a fairly pleasant, standard surprise ending. Trusted senior members can PM me for details. For the rest of you, I'll say the place is Asian, price was a little more than I wanted but not out of line with Hoco these days, and the place has been mentioned on this group.[/QUOTE]Thanks to your help I visited said location last week. I didn't immediately get offered anything at the end of my hour so I asked about any "extras." She played dumb at first as I implied I had received them before but not from her. Eventually she agreed but said that I could do it myself while she helped. She had her hand on top of mine while she played with the other hand. I would teasingly take my hand away until eventually she finished by herself. I may go back but I would hope to see someone else and ideally get a little more.

Did I approach it alright? I feel so weird having to ask for it while they play dumb. I thought when she asked me mid massage if I'd been there before that my positive answer would prompt her to offer it on her own.

Has anybody been here?

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/3159147001.html[/url]

I tried to make contact with someone at 15821 in the same area but only got voicemail. Stopped by and knocked by there was no answer. Are they still in business?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Nats53; 1493299]I've seen Byanca now two times after a good post by a fellow monger who likes Spanish ladies. Both sessions were excellent. Byanca is in her early 30s but looks younger, slim build with petite hands and feet.

She mixes therapeutic and body to body strokes, very sensual and allows roaming. Repeat visits get better. She is a real gem and at $100 a session, in my book is good value. I've been to the spa.

On Nebel Street in Rockville now three times and would recommend Tina for a serious therapeutic massage. This is legit, no roaming or extras, but much better than the women at Linda Lee's place. This spa.

Advertises on CL and at $50 is a great deal.[/QUOTE]I'm also a lover of Latinas (although many Brazilians don't consider themselves Latinas!) and went to see the beautiful Byanca. Magnificent! The best experience I've ever had, and I've been around a bit. Gorgeous, intelligent (she speaks three languages) , skillful, sweet, and funny. The massage was a combination of Swedish, deep tissue, and sensual with lots of B2B. She has a creative even artistic technique, taking her time and sensing which muscles need extra attention. And a serious HE. I honestly felt exhilarated by her beauty and the lovely experience. Treat her with courtesy and respect and I hope your experience will be as worthwhile. I can't wait to go back.

[QUOTE=MikeInDC; 1502002]Has anybody been here?

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/3159147001.html[/url]

I tried to make contact with someone at 15821 in the same area but only got voicemail. Stopped by and knocked by there was no answer. Are they still in business?

Thanks[/QUOTE]I was just at Devine Wellness. The masseuse gives a good hard massage, but nothing else. It used to be known as J's foot spa. They used to have a TS, and it was a YMMV place. There's no TS now or anything else. They shut down for awhile, and I get they feeling they've gone competley legit now.

[QUOTE=Rafen;1503374]I was just at Devine Wellness. The masseuse gives a good hard massage, but nothing else. It used to be known as J's foot spa. They used to have a TS, and it was a YMMV place. There's no TS now or anything else. They shut down for awhile, and I get they feeling they've gone competley legit now.[/QUOTE]I assume it's in a different location maybe? Last time I was looking for what used to be J's it was now a real estate office I think. I don't remember exactly.

Anyway, the other evening after work I decided to call the AMP I visited last week (I guess I could say it's kind of up county) and at least make sure Shirley wasn't there. I wasn't pleased with what I got from her last time. She wasn't there so I headed over and met Lacie, a petite cute Korean. I left the towel on the side and when she came back in she had no problem with it. Her massage technique was very good and it ended VERY nicely shortly after the flip. I would go back sometime, though not in a while only because I can't spend like that too often. I got out of there with. 8/$.2, which included a topless option negotiated for. 4.

At the flip I heard my belt buckle jingle which I assume meant she was checking to make sure I could pay. Is that normal?

Unfortunately I hadn't planned on actually getting a yes on the topless request and only had. 8 on me after paying the house fee. I kind of had a walk of shame as she walked with me across the street to the nearby ATM.

[QUOTE=MikeInDC; 1504798]I assume it's in a different location maybe? Last time I was looking for what used to be J's it was now a real estate office I think. I don't remember exactly.

Anyway, the other evening after work I decided to call the AMP I visited last week (I guess I could say it's kind of up county) and at least make sure Shirley wasn't there. I wasn't pleased with what I got from her last time. She wasn't there so I headed over and met Lacie, a petite cute Korean. I left the towel on the side and when she came back in she had no problem with it. Her massage technique was very good and it ended VERY nicely shortly after the flip. I would go back sometime, though not in a while only because I can't spend like that too often. I got out of there with. 8/$.2, which included a topless option negotiated for. 4.

At the flip I heard my belt buckle jingle which I assume meant she was checking to make sure I could pay. Is that normal?

Unfortunately I hadn't planned on actually getting a yes on the topless request and only had. 8 on me after paying the house fee. I kind of had a walk of shame as she walked with me across the street to the nearby ATM.[/QUOTE]There were three separate facilities in that office park, J's was the one in back.

It's been a while since I have visited my favorite LMP, so I decided to stop by without calling ahead. Big mistake. It CLOSED! OMG! What am I going to do?

A spinner heard my cry, and opened the door across the hall to invite me in. Temporary satisfaction, until the upselling began. She began upselling even before the flip.

Roaming. 2, just underwear and roaming. 6, in lingerie and roaming. 8, no nude and no service outside of HE, which was a standard. 6! I remembered all of this because I was shocked and asked her to repeat her menu 4 times. This was going on with a flimsy massage! Well, of course I paid for it! Blame it on the little guy thinking. So, she said that they were closing down permanently, and moving locations somewhere else in Maryland. She also stated that more than half of the girls have left, and those prices are their new policy. She also did hint that only a small handful of the other women will offer more. In all, I paid. 9 for the massage and. 7 for the extras for a total of $.6. Was it worth it, no, but the information that she gave me was.

To be continued...

Happy mongering

[QUOTE=MikeInDC;1504798]At the flip I heard my belt buckle jingle which I assume meant she was checking to make sure I could pay. Is that normal?[/QUOTE]Never heard of that happening. I've wondered at places with a TS if they've checked my pockets while I was away, but what you describe sounds unprofessional to me.

Anybody ever see her?

[url]http://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-sabana[/url]

I have seen her.

She is pretty, as advertised. Price is decent. Massage is decent. She's a little talkative and 'on edge' for my liking, I found it hard to relax.

The HE was slightly mechanical and rushed, with very limited roaming permitted. I get the idea she is a little repulsed by it all.

YMMV, I suppose. But I won't return.

[QUOTE=Je2010; 1507392]Anybody ever see her?

[url]http://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-sabana[/url][/QUOTE]

Stopped by today for an hour massage. Special of. 65-10 for new customer.

Masseuse was young, homely and had not a clue about a giving a massage, never mind a good massage or extras. Terrible massage, and after the flip for face and foot massage, the timer went off. She immediately grabbed it and rushed out, saying "massagie over"! I lay there for a couple of minutes to see if she would remove the liberal coating of oil she'd applied, but figured out that when massagie over, massagie over!

Sort of a twist, you pay when leaving. The other girl (cashier) young as well) didn't want a credit card, and guess who was there waiting for a tip? I reminded the girl about the special, gave 3 jax, stuck the change in my pocket and never slowed down.

Will NOT repeat.

Hmm, I like this idea someone posted on another site message board:

[quote]Undress then wait for the girl while sitting on the table with your legs dangling on the side. No towel cover, just your arms across your crotch. She will knock, then come into the room. Just about every time I've had the girl then stroll up, spread my legs and engage in a nice hug, kiss, embrace, etc., asking what I would like today. Even on first-visits with a girl, at this point you can start stroking her body and getting a read on her. My favorite first-time question ever was "do you want massage first?" I smile every time I think of that evening.[/quote]Not sure if I should try this at a place like Linda Lee's though.

So, I decided to give Linda Lee's another try in the hopes I would get the provider I had on my first visit a couple months ago. I did not try waiting for her sitting up naked, but laid down and left the towel where it was. As soon as she came in she covered me completely with the towel. .

On the flip I asked her name and she told me it was "QQ." I don't know how to spell it but that's how it sounds. It was then that I recognized her as the masseuse I had at Tao Foot Spa not long ago! I asked if I could touch her and she said ok but when I asked if I could touch the girls she joked that she bites. I could have sworn it sounded like the guy in the stall next to me was being taken elsewhere for something special but it doesn't appear there really is anywhere to go in there.

Some had reported that repeat visits might result in something extra but alas that was not the case and I will not go there again with that intention.

Can anyone recommend a good four hand place? Is it really expensive?

Thanks

BTW, I also could have sworn I heard the guy next door say something like "no insertion?" I believe he had the manager as they were short staffed. She's a little older and not so great looking but maybe she allows more roaming? We walked out at the same time and another customer was waiting. I was tempted to ask him but that's a little weird.

[QUOTE=MikeInDC; 1513065]Hmm, I like this idea someone posted on another site message board:

Not sure if I should try this at a place like Linda Lee's though.[/QUOTE]That will probably work if Linda was still around. Now that she has moved to FL, I doubt you'll get anything more than a therapeutic massage under the new management. At least I have not been able to pull it off so far.

Good luck and let us know how it goes.

[QUOTE=Theampguy; 1514263]That will probably work if Linda was still around. Now that she has moved to FL, I doubt you'll get anything more than a therapeutic massage under the new management. At least I have not been able to pull it off so far.

Good luck and let us know how it goes.[/QUOTE]First time posting.

Tried Linda's. Great massage. Nothing else. Had Jenny, left the towel on the table while she worked the back but she covered me when she was done with the back. On the flip she bumped against me a couple of times, but it ended there. A full hour and a great therapeutic massage, she offered nothing else.

Might try again but with these expectations.

[QUOTE=WheresTheFun; 1515377]First time posting.

Tried Linda's. Great massage. Nothing else. Had Jenny, left the towel on the table while she worked the back but she covered me when she was done with the back. On the flip she bumped against me a couple of times, but it ended there. A full hour and a great therapeutic massage, she offered nothing else.

Might try again but with these expectations.[/QUOTE]Good luck.

Typical MC tease and no please routine, allow you to touch slightly, bump your boys a time or two, etc, then nothing. You keep returning hoping it will change next time and they need to be comfortable with you but in reality it doesn't. LE cracks down on the places giving extras. So if a place does open they do their think for a short time and move on, they do not push it. Someone below said the original owner moved on to FL, typical and smart.

If you are returning for anything more than the massage, you are wasting money, if the massage is that good that you return solely for that well we all need a good massage sometimes.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull;1464986]Been there a few times, for me its hit and miss. Sometimes something special will happen, but other times nothing special will happen. MC did its thing again not to long ago, so it is more likely than not there wouldn't be anything special going on here.[/QUOTE]I'm contemplating giving Amma a try despite my misgivings. I just want to get it out of my system that I tried the Russian place. I called and was told it's $.0 for 60 min and. 7 for 30 min. That's pretty damn expensive. I'll just cut my losses and try 30.

I had a great experience tonight up in HoCo that I will post about in the Jessup forum.

[QUOTE=MikeInDC; 1516862]I'm contemplating giving Amma a try despite my misgivings. I just want to get it out of my system that I tried the Russian place. I called and was told it's $.0 for 60 min and. 7 for 30 min. That's pretty damn expensive. I'll just cut my losses and try 30.

I had a great experience tonight up in HoCo that I will post about in the Jessup forum.[/QUOTE]Go across the street instead. It's more reliable IMHO.

[QUOTE=Peter Growgh;1517128]Go across the street instead. It's more reliable IMHO.[/QUOTE]What's there?

BTW, am I the only having a problem with the forum? Clicking on the new message link in the notification email takes me to beginning of the tread and searches don't work either. I get the right search results but clicking on any result goes to a completely different message.

[QUOTE=Jay1218;1503064]I'm also a lover of Latinas (although many Brazilians don't consider themselves Latinas!) and went to see the beautiful Byanca. Magnificent! The best experience I've ever had, and I've been around a bit. Gorgeous, intelligent (she speaks three languages) , skillful, sweet, and funny. The massage was a combination of Swedish, deep tissue, and sensual with lots of B2B. She has a creative even artistic technique, taking her time and sensing which muscles need extra attention. And a serious HE. I honestly felt exhilarated by her beauty and the lovely experience. Treat her with courtesy and respect and I hope your experience will be as worthwhile. I can't wait to go back.[/QUOTE]I made an appointment to see her tomorrow night. Her rate must have gone up as she told me it's $.4 for the hour. Is there tipping when it's an indy?

Thanks

It was a bit of a clusterfuck finding her but when I eventually did it was amazing. She gave me an address in Silver Spring to meet her. When I got there I called as I was having trouble finding the place and she said she wasn't even there. Someone with the same name had called to cancel and she thought that was me. She offered to give me a discount for the inconvenience. That wasn't the only inconvenience, however.

After some back and forth emails she finally gives me a completely different location. In ROCKVILLE! She admitted screwing up and I headed over, stopping to grab a bite to eat as I was starving. Sucks as I had come from Rockville. Turns out she didn't realize where she was going to be today and I guess forgot that she had given me the other address.

It was an amazing massage and I would definitely repeat if it weren't for the fact that my other half will be home soon.

Damage was $.2 with the mentioned discount. I left very happy.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/3209320122.html[/url]

Please any information?

[QUOTE=MikeInDC; 1519204]It was a bit of a clusterfuck finding her but when I eventually did it was amazing. She gave me an address in Silver Spring to meet her. When I got there I called as I was having trouble finding the place and she said she wasn't even there. Someone with the same name had called to cancel and she thought that was me. She offered to give me a discount for the inconvenience. That wasn't the only inconvenience, however.

After some back and forth emails she finally gives me a completely different location. In ROCKVILLE! She admitted screwing up and I headed over, stopping to grab a bite to eat as I was starving. Sucks as I had come from Rockville. Turns out she didn't realize where she was going to be today and I guess forgot that she had given me the other address.

It was an amazing massage and I would definitely repeat if it weren't for the fact that my other half will be home soon.

Damage was $.2 with the mentioned discount. I left very happy.[/QUOTE]I saw byanca last week. Easy set up, good massage. I actually had to go to the silverspring place and that was hard to find since her building is hidden in the corner. I would def recommend her as well.

[QUOTE=WordIsBond;1522342]I saw byanca last week. Easy set up, good massage. I actually had to go to the silverspring place and that was hard to find since her building is hidden in the corner. I would def recommend her as well.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I think I actually found that place before she told me to come all the way back to Rockville. D'oh! Google Nav takes you to the wrong spot entirely, then trying to figure out where the building number was in the "condo" complex was difficult. The 'hood looked a little sketchy so in the end I was glad to end up at her friend's townhouse in a nice part of Rockville.

[QUOTE=Criollo; 1521194][url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/3209320122.html[/url]

Please any information?[/QUOTE]Why don't you try it and report back?

[QUOTE=MikeInDC;1522640]Yeah, I think I actually found that place before she told me to come all the way back to Rockville. D'oh! Google Nav takes you to the wrong spot entirely, then trying to figure out where the building number was in the "condo" complex was difficult. The 'hood looked a little sketchy so in the end I was glad to end up at her friend's townhouse in a nice part of Rockville.[/QUOTE]Yea it seemed a bit sketch. But that's silverspring for you. Doesn't she do 4hands in rockville with that friend? I've been thinking about going for the 4 hands but I don't know if it's worth it.

[QUOTE=WordIsBond;1523824]I've been thinking about going for the 4 hands but I don't know if it's worth it.[/QUOTE]IMHO, it does not worth.

Stay safe,

Aman

[QUOTE=WordIsBond;1523824]Yea it seemed a bit sketch. But that's silverspring for you. Doesn't she do 4hands in rockville with that friend? I've been thinking about going for the 4 hands but I don't know if it's worth it.[/QUOTE]I tried it yesterday, nothing special at all. I would rather do an hour each.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1516271]Good luck.

Typical MC tease and no please routine, allow you to touch slightly, bump your boys a time or two, etc, then nothing. You keep returning hoping it will change next time and they need to be comfortable with you but in reality it doesn't. LE cracks down on the places giving extras. So if a place does open they do their think for a short time and move on, they do not push it. Someone below said the original owner moved on to FL, typical and smart.

If you are returning for anything more than the massage, you are wasting money, if the massage is that good that you return solely for that well we all need a good massage sometimes.[/QUOTE]Nice post and perfect description of MC AMPs.

There are very limited places where you can get extras in MC. From talking to couple therapists, the owners are getting good business on regular therapeutic massages and will not take any risks with LE by providing extras to customers.

Late report. Was in the area Saturday and went to nebel st:

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/3221913337.html[/url]

Called ahead and asked if they had a shower. They said no, then laughed and said yes. I was told my appointment was in 30 mins. I arrived and was shown to a closet shower, shown where the soap was and was left to my own devices. I was then shown to my room by a 50 something provider. Asked for a hour and proceeded to get a mediocre massage. The flip came a few minutes before the timer beeped. My thighs were massaged over a towel until I was at attention. I was told the massage was over so I pulled the towel off and gave a look. I was told I could only close the session myself while free to roam. Here is my assessment:

Provider looks: 2.

Provider attitude: 5.

Massage: 5.

Damage:.7 +.3.

Needless to say, I will not be returning.

Happy hunting and be safe