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[QUOTE=Scott Lee; 1337621]No Christmas Cheer with CutieCrystal.

This Santa's helper is unreliable. Not worth the time or energy.

Set up the 6:30 pm meeting days in advance.

Rearranged schedule to help out Santa's helper.

Confirmed over several days via email.

Reserved a place to meet.

Confirmed today at 3:41 pm.

Began 45-minute commute to the big O at 5:30 pm in the rain.

Received note at 6:00 pm canceling."Too busy with another project. Inconvenient"

Not USA caliber. Send this one back to Craigslist, unless you truly enjoy an empty box under your Christmas tree.

I turned around and found a genuine and reliable Santa's helper who had a real surprise under her tree![/QUOTE]She hasn't even answered any of my e-mails so you're one step ahead of me at least.

When I saw the photos on Kelly's BP ad posted here in the Space Coast ads, I knew I had seen that wonderful ass before. I first encountered this Provider back in 2011 when she went by Alexia. She was brand new to the biz at that time, and was absolutely fantastic, but soon got in with the drug crowd and took on a black pimp, and everything went down hill fast with her. She then took a vacation at the Grey Hotel, thanks to Uncle Leo, and then came back to BP with a few more pounds on her from her extended vacation. Hooked up with her then, and saw her new ankle bracelet she got as a souvenir from Uncle Leo, but it didn't stop her from openly showing her face on her ads. I stopped seeing her because she "fell in love" with a Black Puertorican BF / Pimp and took on the name of Lexi, as I don't see Providers who has "Management".

So, I decided to contact Kelly to see if it was the old Alexia, and it was. She assured me that she was no longer with her BF, and only here with some friends, so I decided to schedule a meeting. Since I had known Alexia / Lexi / Kelly for such a long time, I decided to pick her up and take her to my place. She gives me the name of the hotel she's staying at, and when I'm about 5 mins out, she calls me to tell me that she has to cancel, and gives no reason and hangs up. I call her back, but no answer. I then turn around and about 1 min later, she calls me up telling me she had gotten into a huge fight with her BF (WTF? I thought she didn't have a BF!) , and that she has walked out on him because he had just slapped her, so to come pick her up down the road.

With great hesitation, I pick up Alexia / Lexi / Kelly about two blocks from her hotel, and she's clearly upset. She has lost all those extra pounds and looked fantastic. I ask her about her having a BF, and she assures me it's not the same guy. However, the entire drive back to my place, she's in a heated argument with her BF, and he's apparently upset because she has told him about meeting an old favorite Client (me) , and he's actually jealous! We get to my place, and he's burning up her cell phone, and instead of turning it off, she gets into it with him to the point that she's crying and begging him not to leave her. I then hear her tell him,"How can you leave me when I'm pregnant with your baby?" That did it! I told her that we were leaving now, and I was taking her back to the hotel. Her BF hears me say this, and in the middle of their argument, he asks her if I had paid her, yet. WTF? She tells him that I haven't paid her, as she's spent the entire time we've been together on the phone arguing with him. He's now upset that she didn't get the money from me "up front", and begins to scream at her for that.

Well, to make matters even more disgusting, Alexia / Lexi / Kelly actually asks me if I could still pay her, as she needs the money, and that her BF has threatened to leave her if she doesn't come back with the money. I tell her that there was no way she was getting any money from me, not just because we hadn't done anything, but also because she had lied to me about not having a BF / Pimp. I also drop her off a block from the hotel, just in case her Pimp Daddy was planning on ambushing me. Mongers, stay far, far away from this basket case, as she is clearly under the control of her beloved "Paco", as she calls him.

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So I saw Kelly today, and all I can say that she is a VERY talanted woman W / GREAT big ol natural 36DDD tities, a very tight pussy, great lips and a loving mouth. She is not a spinner, but not fat either, I guess you might say thick. Very pretty face and VERY willing to please, not to mention she is TOTELY(sp.) GFE. She is tall and NOT a clock watcher at all. I had a GREAT time w / her and will repeat, as much as I can! I only wished she lived closer to me, as I saw her while she was in Ft. Pierce. DAMN Kelly move closer to me

Vero

[QUOTE=Veroguy; 1482763]So I saw Kelly today, and all I can say that she is a VERY talanted woman W / GREAT big ol natural 36DDD tities, a very tight pussy, great lips and a loving mouth. She is not a spinner, but not fat either, I guess you might say thick. Very pretty face and VERY willing to please, not to mention she is TOTELY (sp.) GFE. She is tall and NOT a clock watcher at all. I had a GREAT time w / her and will repeat, as much as I can! I only wished she lived closer to me, as I saw her while she was in Ft. Pierce. DAMN Kelly move closer to me

Vero[/QUOTE]Kelly (Southern Comfort) is all that and MORE! I'm sorry I missed her again when she was down in my neck of the woods. She is a GFE+++

[QUOTE=Hawkeye49;1483117]Kelly (Southern Comfort) is all that and MORE! I'm sorry I missed her again when she was down in my neck of the woods. She is a GFE+++[/QUOTE]Well seeing that she is not a senior member, her posts come 1-2 days after she posts them. However if you check the BP, you would know. OR you could PM her, and I am SURE she would let you know when she will be back in town, OR you could drive up to Cocoa, after you make an appt, w / her.

And YES she IS all that!

Vero

Vero you are so sweet! I had a wonderful time as well! It takes two! I look forward to seeing you soon. Hawk. I would love to see you soon as well! You have been UTR. Keep in touch. Kisses to both! Kelly.

[QUOTE=Veroguy; 1484079]Well seeing that she is not a senior member, her posts come 1-2 days after she posts them. However if you check the BP, you would know. OR you could PM her, and I am SURE she would let you know when she will be back in town, OR you could drive up to Cocoa, after you make an appt, w / her.

And YES she IS all that!

Vero[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ItsMeKelly1969;1484283]Vero you are so sweet! I had a wonderful time as well! It takes two! I look forward to seeing you soon. Hawk. I would love to see you soon as well! You have been UTR. Keep in touch. Kisses to both! Kelly.[/QUOTE]She is a MANEATER! Luv ya! XXXOO

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I posted that Sweetthing was a cop. Well I am so sorry, I had her confused w / Sydaclious, or what her name is. When I was Pm'ed by Syda. She did say see was in Cocoa, and a BBW. Then I got a P. M from Sweetthing in Vero, whom is also a BBW. I thought they were the same persom, as I am a DUMBASS! I am REALLY sorry if I messed up anything. So bottom line niether are cops, and I am sure they are very nice BBW's. I have not seen either, and I am afraid to, for they might bite my dick off. LOL K! And I am also for calling uncel leo, PIGS. No not really!

Vero

Have had several dreams of Jinjer. In my dreams she is truely AMAZING! She had so much energy and truely enjoys pleasing her guests and herself with so much enthusiasm! Her energy level blew my mind! Her mature attitude and talents are refreshing and real. No drama and no problems! Her incall is ultrasafe, clean and inviting. I wasn't rushed at all and can't wait for the next visit! Some may say that they don't have that kind of budget but to that I say that you can't afford to miss an opportunity like her!

[url]www.jinjer.net[/url]

So I am new as you can tell and tryin to be safe as possible. I am wondering if anyone has any input on who I should try I was thinking of snippykay but not sure.

Thanks

What type of lady are you looking for? Young / Mature, spinner / thick / BBW, quick / GFE, cheap / gives you your moneys worth, etc? Those are a few things that can help you further with your decision. Kisses, Kelly.

[QUOTE=WhiteSuspect; 1491602]So I am new as you can tell and tryin to be safe as possible. I am wondering if anyone has any input on who I should try I was thinking of snippykay but not sure.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ItsMeKelly1969;1491798]What type of lady are you looking for? Young / Mature, spinner / thick / BBW, quick / GFE, cheap / gives you your moneys worth, etc? Those are a few things that can help you further with your decision. Kisses, Kelly.[/QUOTE]Just don't want to get busted main thing any don't want to spend an arm and a leg and be disappointed for my first experience. Other than that hell I dunno just not into bbw.

[QUOTE=WhiteSuspect;1492214]Just don't want to get busted main thing any don't want to spend an arm and a leg and be disappointed for my first experience. Other than that hell I dunno just not into bbw.[/QUOTE]You'll see other places where she's advertised and links to other posts on this site. IMHO, thinks she's worth more than this market will bear. 1.0HH is tops for anybody you have never seen before.

TW

[QUOTE=WhiteSuspect;1492214]Just don't want to get busted main thing any don't want to spend an arm and a leg and be disappointed for my first experience. Other than that hell I dunno just not into bbw.[/QUOTE]Well for one thing SHE will screen YOU! Another point, she is NOT a BBW, thick at most. One more point, IF this IS your first time, I would not think twice! She will be better than your wife, GF, or mistress! Trust me you WILL have a great time!

Vero

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[url]http://spacecoast.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hott-caramel-nothing-better-22/6724706[/url] No GFE nothing only miss and dog very rushy and non responsive.

Met with Mallori and her sister in Orlando last night.

Cute young sister has learned too many things from her big sis,

FS, BBBJ, DATY Toys, Squirts, Tag-team

Hot as ever.

I contacted her at her ad on USA Mallori.brooke@hotmail.com

Took pix today on our escape to Miami.

Mia

Just dreamed of her yesterday, nice full of energy, in my dream we did it in cg / mish / doggy / asian / you get the point. Very good techniques, BBBJ. No anal or cim. Vocal with a cups. Cute cheerleader flexable, doing doubles with sheena or gia in coca bch. In any sen members want info just pm me. I will repeat.

Just had a wonderful dream about her, thanks scott! Nice girl with great talents. Seniors can pm me for details. Don't miss her guys. Going to dream of her sister tomorrow, can't wait. Last day in brevard

[QUOTE=Teddebare; 1505772]Mia

Just dreamed of her yesterday, nice full of energy, in my dream we did it in cg / mish / doggy / asian / you get the point. Very good techniques, BBBJ. No anal or cim. Vocal with a cups. Cute cheerleader flexable, doing doubles with sheena or gia in coca bch. In any sen members want info just pm me. I will repeat.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info.

Was hoping you could please clarify which MIA you were dreaming about, looks like there are 2 who are relatively new?

MIA 1:

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MIA 2:

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This is posted on Treasure Coast BP. If anyone has any experience with this gal, I would appreciate any PM feedback.

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[QUOTE=Gramsstud; 1506154]This is posted on Treasure Coast BP. If anyone has any experience with this gal, I would appreciate any PM feedback.

[url]http://treasurecoast.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-amazing-cougar-37/6565108[/url][/QUOTE]I have not seen her but I got a very good report from a reliable source that she's the real deal, not a clock watcher and loves what she does. If you like a mature woman it sounds like she's a keeper. However, I was told that a CBJ was involved so it sounds like she may not be a total GFE. Aside from that there was lots of other positive aspects that has my buddy a repeat customer.

[QUOTE=Pman1971; 1506051]Thanks for the info.

Was hoping you could please clarify which MIA you were dreaming about, looks like there are 2 who are relatively new?

MIA 1:

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MIA 2:

[url]http://spacecoast.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/oh-mia-mia-miathe-sweet-taste-of-hawaii-new-pictures-30/6725336[/url][/QUOTE]Mia 1 is the 1 I dreamed about, she's on cocoa bch, I think the other is in melb,

[QUOTE=Gramsstud; 1506154]This is posted on Treasure Coast BP. If anyone has any experience with this gal, I would appreciate any PM feedback.

[url]http://treasurecoast.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-amazing-cougar-37/6565108[/url][/QUOTE]Just as Hawk said not GFE everything covered but for her age a smoking body

Hi all! Long-time listener, first-time caller. I'm used to writing long and detailed reports on the oThER site, so please forgive me if I ramble too much.

When Mallori's posts started showing up, I was sad to see that I was probably going to miss out on her Brevard visit. But given her beautiful pics and the great things that have been said about her in the forums, I emailed her anyway just to introduce myself and welcome her to Florida. So I was surprised to get an email back from her this weekend, saying that she was going to be in Brevard for a bit longer, and that our schedules did indeed line up. She was a pleasure to correspond with, and it was incredibly easy to make our plans.

We spoke on the phone before our rendezvous; she has a sweet voice and is very friendly. She's the real thing: genuinely happy and sexy. When we met in person, I was blown away by her body. You've seen her pictures, so you've seen her seductively mischievous smile. It's only better in person. I got lost in her beautiful eyes, and had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming. I wasn't: she was absolutely real, and absolutely gorgeous.

But then I had a wonderful dream. I dreamed that she stripped down to her bra and thong, showing off her stellar tattoos (which usually turn me off, but only excited me in this dream) and rockin' body. She got in the bed with me and we caressed each other while we chatted a bit and got to know each other. She slipped off her bra to reveal perky breasts: two perfectly-sized handfuls. In my dream, she didn't stop there: the thong came off next and my jaw dropped when I got a glance of her tantalizing pussy. It was shaven, clean, delectable, and already glistening slightly with her arousal. I love the effect I have on women when I'm dreaming.

I asked if I could taste her pussy, and she laughed. Not the answer I was hoping for, but the twinkle in her eye and her seductive smile let me know there was more to it."Why do you even ask? I'd love that!" she said, and I then I dreamed that I kissed my way down from her neck to her legs (and kept going: I loved kissing those beautiful thighs) and ate her out with bliss for what seemed like forever (but in a good way). She was delicious, and very responsive, and I gazed up at her face several times while my tongue was working its magic: her eyes were closed, mouth slightly open and the edges curled up in a smile. She made me feel like she was enjoying our dream as much as I was, which made it a very good dream indeed.

After she came (probably dreamed that part, but I can hope!) and I licked her slowly back down to Earth, she motioned for me to move up, kissed me deeply a few times, then gave me an incredible BBBJ that literally curled my toes. I knew that I was probably going to wake up soon, so I asked to be inside her. She put on a cover and I entered her in missionary position. In this dream, Mallori was extremely tight and expertly squeezed me while we had an exquisitely intimate time, complete with kissing, arms wrapping around each other, and hungry grabs and caresses.

I had been (successfully) trying to make this dream last as long as possible, and told Mallori that I thought I had probably missed my window to cum, so I pulled out and we laid next to each other and made out for a while. Then I felt her hand on my dick, and I looked into her eyes with surprise. She gave me that wonderful smile again, and I laid back and watched her beautiful face and body while she stroked me to a powerful ending. It was such a great view to cum to, and as I exhaled with exhaustion, I didn't even realize I had been holding my breath.

I awoke from my dream very happy, and the smile hasn't left my face since. Mallori is a dream come true.

I hope to see her again: she's going to be over near the airport through Wednesday, but I probably won't be able to make it. I hope to hear about some great dreams the rest of you have about her, though.

Had a wild time with MaKay.

She is always bubbly and so so so accommodating.

Intense. Explosive.

Quite secluded residence.

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Long overdue and not that she needs any further reviews.

Finally decided to take the plunge and go see what all the talk was about. All I can say is I was totally satisfied several times over. She is warm, unrushed, and extremely friendly. I opted for the full hour and would have been glad to stay longer. Like everyone else says. She was total GFE, and has amazing skills.

Thank you Kelly!

[QUOTE=TryMeIMight; 1549535]Long overdue and not that she needs any further reviews.

Finally decided to take the plunge and go see what all the talk was about. All I can say is I was totally satisfied several times over. She is warm, unrushed, and extremely friendly. I opted for the full hour and would have been glad to stay longer. Like everyone else says. She was total GFE, and has amazing skills.

Thank you Kelly![/QUOTE]AND YES SHE IS, AND YES SHE DOES!

Vero

Had a nice and relax dream with Sydacious few days ago. In my dream, She is a young shy BBW with a nice smile and will try to please you. She is unable to host for now but will accommodate.

Syd is indeed a little shy at first, but just chat her up a bit and she opens up quickly. Onece she is comfortable with you she will make you glad you picked her up.

[QUOTE=BooCo;1564297]Had a nice and relax dream with Sydacious few days ago. In my dream, She is a young shy BBW with a nice smile and will try to please you. She is unable to host for now but will accommodate.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FlirtSter47;1564388]Syd is indeed a little shy at first, but just chat her up a bit and she opens up quickly. Onece she is comfortable with you she will make you glad you picked her up.[/QUOTE]Any pic available?

[url]Awwww[/url] You both are so sweet, thank you Flirtster an Booco, you're both wonderful gentlemen, I'm glad I had a wonderful experience with each of you, I look forward to seeing you both again.

Stay safe an sweet

Kisses Dacious

[QUOTE=FlirtSter47;1564388]Syd is indeed a little shy at first, but just chat her up a bit and she opens up quickly. Onece she is comfortable with you she will make you glad you picked her up.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FlirtSter47;1564388]Syd is indeed a little shy at first, but just chat her up a bit and she opens up quickly. Onece she is comfortable with you she will make you glad you picked her up.[/QUOTE]Agree I did exactly same thing what you advice, and big thanks for your report that lead me to decide for having dream with her.

Saw Jinjer a couple of Weeks ago (haven't had time to post). What can I say, she is amazing! Every time we get together it is better than the last time. She is fun, creative, energetic (understatement) and safe! It's just a great experience all the way around with no worries! I always come away feeling like a million bucks.

I had a very nice dream with Stephanie from Melbourne. I my dream, she worked at a local Men's Club in Melbourne. She is a very tight little blonde spinner. She really seemed like she wanted to please and was very proud of her many positive reviews. She was a little too chatty for my taste. But well worth the trip and fee.

Looks 9/10.

Attitude: 9/10.

Performance 8/10.

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Stacy is nothing but a user! I am totaly sorry for leeding (sp.) anybody on. I have been used and I only blame myself for this. I must confess, I fell for her and her "Oh poor me" attiude. She said she was homeless, so I helped her out. About $300. 00 later. She is gone. My own fault, for not being alert.

Well live and learn, Vero

[QUOTE=Veroguy; 1576468]Stacy is nothing but a user! I am totaly sorry for leeding (sp.) anybody on. I have been used and I only blame myself for this. I must confess, I fell for her and her "Oh poor me" attiude. She said she was homeless, so I helped her out. About $300. 00 later. She is gone. My own fault, for not being alert.

Well live and learn, Vero[/QUOTE]Vero, Vero, Vero.

What are we ever going to do with you?

There's no such thing as a "loan" in the hobby. At best, it's a gift.

We're sending you back to Monger kindergarden.

Tsk, tsk.

Mal

Is this Stacy in Satellite Beach?

[QUOTE=Veroguy; 1576468]Stacy is nothing but a user! I am totaly sorry for leeding (sp.) anybody on. I have been used and I only blame myself for this. I must confess, I fell for her and her "Oh poor me" attiude. She said she was homeless, so I helped her out. About $300. 00 later. She is gone. My own fault, for not being alert.

Well live and learn, Vero[/QUOTE]