Man I miss the days of Swedish, Apple and that other joint on Main St. My how the scene has deteriorated away to sh*t.
It wasn't that long ago (mavbe five or so years) when you'd roll in, a great looking chick would take you to the room, you'd hit the shower and she would playfully wash every last inch of your body with extra attention paid to your special parts. Maybe a littel sauna while she cleans up. Then off to the room for a legit massage, then some sensual touch and next thing you know, she's licking your starfish (that's what they call "Asian" or in LatAm the "Black Kiss"). Then onto CBJ (most times) and wall shaking banging until things wrap up. A quick clean up and a mini bottle of water and out you go.
The current scene sucks.
