Post down below..... uhhhhhh.... was that supposed to be funny?
Peace?
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Post down below..... uhhhhhh.... was that supposed to be funny?
Peace?
Just some pix I've found during the last week.
Robux,
LOL. Like the wartime poster. BTW, I've a nephew who goes to Bishop Montgomery in Torrance. The girls look like that photo you put up 'cept they don't wear granny panties anymore. You can see the crack and everything cuz they like to wear thongs. That's what he says and I believe him. Damn, his generation is so lucky, huh?
Peace
[QUOTE=Common Man]I have a friend who is a High School Teacher. He told me, some girls will come in without panties, and sit up front spread their legs and smile.[/QUOTE]Those would be the girls who are getting "A's" in the class, right?
Well, desert and dessert are spelled a lot alike.
Life's a b*!ch and then we end up with one.
Love the hooters pic. Reminds me of the great line by George Carlin:
[quote]Have you ever noticed that women who don't want to be treated as sex objects are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?[/quote]
[QUOTE=Common Man]LE on duty[/QUOTE]
Or in a carbohydrate induced coma.
Don't make fun of a chinese chef or you may end up on the menu. -55
This is perfect
A psychiatrist was administering a Rorschach inkblot test to his patient. The doctor showed the first blot and asked what it resembled.
"That's two poodles having sex," replied the patient.
To the second inkblot, the patient said, "That's a naked gal leaning out a window, telling all the men who go by to come in and have sex with her."
The doctor showed him the third inkblot. "That's a pair of crotchless panties," the patient said.
Unable to withstand this any longer, the doctor blurted out, "You have a filthy, disgusting mind!"
"Look who's talking!" the patient cried. "You're the one with all the dirty pictures."
Is that a stool sample?
[QUOTE=OCcoach]This is perfect[/QUOTE]Hell Yeah OCcoach,
This woman is perfect, come back from golf, there are four holes for you and the rest of the foursome and no way for this woman to complain. Silence is golden. Which End do you feed.
ROFLMAO
Big Red
[QUOTE=Common Man]Explain this? This is not a trick photo.[/QUOTE]
I think the url explained it perfectly well. After all, I had to go puke in the dumpster after I opened the pic. I am sure that I am not alone....
[QUOTE=Common Man]Laughter will ease tension.[/QUOTE]
Unless my eyes deceive me, Ms. No Tits is indeed Paris. If you know, let us know:
The URL for Ms No Tits:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=35646[/url]
On the other hand, since when does Paris slum with the rest of us (check out the crowd...)
Giani
Rosie O'Donnell hates these things, she quit smoking immediately.
The person is definitely Paris. However, the words on the hoodie are obviously a Photo Shop job.
I also kinda think that she was Photo Shopped onto the background. The lighting just isn't quite right in the background, especially on the left side. The people on that side would be brighter. Even if just a fill flash was used, the guy ever her right shoulder (pic left) would have more highlights, like the girl on Paris's left. (pic right)
Just MHO on pasting Paris onto the background, but, the wording on the shirt is obviously faked.
Wallie
[QUOTE=Giani]Unless my eyes deceive me, Ms. No Tits is indeed Paris. If you know, let us know:
The URL for Ms No Tits:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=35646[/url]
On the other hand, since when does Paris slum with the rest of us (check out the crowd...)
Giani[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Common Man]Men and Breast[/QUOTE]
I hire that girl if I were the boss.
See all those huge horse cocks are fake.
[QUOTE=Nico]See all those huge horse cocks are fake.[/QUOTE]I feel so much better now.
No Doubt about that.
[QUOTE=Common Man]The wording is added, as are most pictures on fun web sites, if you search long enough you will find the same photo with different captions.
Example, the fat young boy, "I eat pussy first date"
Has been seen as "I fuck first date"
Paris Hilton is a smart dumb blonde, she has a small inheritance, she has a income over a million a year, by playing A DUMB BLONDE.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Nico]See all those huge horse cocks are fake.[/QUOTE]I have seen clips from that sight and have always been pissed that these retards think people fall for the obviosly fake cocks. Have you ever noticed that they never show the guys without something blocking the base of their junk (except, obviously, this photo).
the rarely photographed Floridian Squirrel.
Life is too short for drama & petty things,
so kiss slowly, laugh insanely,
Love truly and forgive quickly
Happy Hunting
AJ
It is a nice one.
Why can't these be standard issue
Charades....
Beach trip
I can indefinitely relate to these guys. My favoritism's definitely lean toward`s shaved Pudden Tang.
I would imagine there are a lot of "married" guys out there who are saying "Right On!"
Here is the link to this cartoon:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=35890[/url]
Thanks CM,
Giani
[QUOTE=Common Man]Two lips and two different request.[/QUOTE]
Here is their Choice
Wanton, definition 3: Not chaste. Thorndike Barnhart Dictionary
No wonder there are 1.3 billion Chinese. (OK, they spell it a little differently.)
That's what they all say, right CM?
The reason women don't change the oil
[QUOTE=Common Man]There is a huge difference between women.[/QUOTE]
We have beautiful women in this country fully qualified to be talk show hosts, etc. But we have a dominant culture that favors homosexuals and ugly women. When was the last time you saw a truly sexy women -- who presented herself as a woman as the subject of your pic does -- who was shown any ounce of respect in the media? The feminist revolution led to a take-over of all media but ugly women and fags -- and in the case in question one in the same. As big an asshole as "The Donald" is, he is right about her. She is ugly in every possible way and just a horrible person and in no way funny. She was never funny, not even when she was faking it on her show talking about her "Tom Cruise Moments" (a fat dyke lusting over a skinny fag). She is where she is because she is a big fat dyke whose ascension has helped further the cause. Talk to any woman who as been educated in a liberal arts college in the last 10-20 years and you'll hear about the "dominant patriarchy" and the need to fight the oppression all women vis-a-vis women like that in the picture you posted (the babe not the dyke). Two generations of attractive women have been hoodwinked by 2% the population made up of "Rosie" types who to their credit have been hugely successful in fucking up our world and our culture in this country. Turn on the t.v. anywhere else in the world -- or tune-in Telemundo here -- and you see REAL WOMEN who you would actually like to fuck and who show their assets. Here, they we fighting to get rid of cheerleaders and any of last remnants of a culture before the comprehensive emasculation.
Why did Rosie O'Donnell go to Holland? Because she hoped somebody would stick a finger in the dyke.
[QUOTE=Common Man]There is a huge difference between women.[/QUOTE]
We need more TV women hosts like they have in Italy.
Hygiene is important.
[QUOTE=Common Man]While Hillary Is Out Campaigning Slick Willy Is Keeping Himself Busy!
[blue]Hi,
I sincerely appreciate your reports, but...
[red][u]Would you please STOP capitalizing the first letter of EVERY word in your reports![/u][/red]
It's difficult to read, it's time consuming to fix, and it takes you more work to write like that.
On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: [i]Thank You![/i]
Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]This is text (not all caps). For making Jackson uncapitalize the first letter of the second word to last word of your text we are going to flame you up, divide you up, and serve you up at the Big Wong, Wonton Garden, and New Big Wang restaurants in New York Chinatown. Yum, this pork fried rice tastes good today. :)
He didn't use ALL CAPS. He Capitalized Every Word Of His Report. Jackson didn't fix it, just asked him not to do it.
Be on the lookout for a sex ring operating between Miami, Florida and Hedonism II.