Massage Parlor Reports

Stopped by 84 to check it due to the reviews I've read here. Didn't get past the lady at the front. Got a strange feeling from her. She seemed older, did not speak English at all. Turned and left. May try some other time with another lady.

[QUOTE=TxsSgt;2135734]Search around the Minehaha car wash.[/QUOTE]There's been a massage place- "Minnehaha Oriental Massage" in the same building as the car wash for nearly a year. Are you saying Vista is moving into this place, or just nearby?

I see that 50++ is back open and there are 2 new places on Hwy 99.

Red it's near there not that one though continue a little bit further down on the same road the car wash is you should see it. I'm not sure when they will be opening though.

"VcrGuy.

I see that 50++ is back open and there are 2 new places on Hwy 99. ".

Where did ya see that Vcr? That 50** is back open? And the 2 places on 99. ? Are they the ones I posted about a bit ago?

3 places in the HD area were visited by LE. 80** on 99 and 13** on 78th now closed. Be careful out there.

Yes thanks 50** is open again. Was by there twice.

[QUOTE=VcrGuy;2143294]3 places in the HD area were visited by LE. 80** on 99 and 13** on 78th now closed. Be careful out there.

Yes thanks 50** is open again. Was by there twice.[/QUOTE]Any recommendations on who to see?

[QUOTE=VcrGuy;2143294]3 places in the HD area were visited by LE. 80** on 99 and 13** on 78th now closed. Be careful out there.

Yes thanks 50** is open again. Was by there twice.[/QUOTE]The other places on 99 seem to be operating pretty low key now. As in, signs turned off, they almost look closed. But when you walk in, they are open for business as usual.

In response to what pdx stated, a couple of places that I knew of even took all signs off the windows, nothing identifying it, but yet windows and doors completely covered still. I tried one of the places on 99 which was actually closed, doors locked and no one inside but another that I spoke of in another post was open and more than accommodating. I've run into some very good luck at a few locations as of late. Still have my favorites and such but ya. Seems to be most places are just trying to stay more low-key. Fine by me as that means they will stay open longer.

This is also true of a few places in Eugene.

[QUOTE=PdxGuy;2146258]The other places on 99 seem to be operating pretty low key now. As in, signs turned off, they almost look closed. But when you walk in, they are open for business as usual.[/QUOTE]

Thanks Sgt, VcrGuy and PdxGuy thank you for all your intel. I have been always wanting to check places out in Van for awhile but been distracted with pdx scene.

I agree with all the attention lately, being low key and UTR is the way to go for these places. I just don't know why you want attention by putting up neon lit open signs, rather blackened windows are subtle, an indirect indication for us who know what it is.

[QUOTE=ClefBom;2148249]...being low key and UTR is the way to go for these places. I just don't know why you want attention by putting up neon lit open signs, rather blackened windows are subtle, an indirect indication for us who know what it is.[/QUOTE]Years ago I saw a tongue-in-cheek article saying the problem with strip clubs and massage parlors is that their exteriors usually look tasteless and skanky and that was what the neighbors were actually upset about. It showed proposed exterior re-dos, with the after versions being very subtle, looking like offices.

I used to see an indie rub & tug gal in North Carolina who operated out of an office complex. The name on the door was something innocuous, like Westview Consulting. She asked that her clients come with at least a folder of papers, if not an attache case. When you came in it looked exactly like any other office. Desks, computers, file cabinets. The fun was in back. Another MP was in a small row of offices with only the suite number on the door. No sign, no open light. Just a doorbell peep hole and security camera. A third was in a former residential neighborhood that had been rezoned for offices. Driving by, it looked like any of the realtors, accountants, dentists or whatever that were in the other former homes. However, the lobby looked like a mid-range day spa. I imagine they gave legit massages to those who stumbled in not knowing what the score was. None of these were AMPs, though. AMPs seem to all be alike. You can pick them out just by driving by. That's probably the point.

Well if you happen to come across one of those up here Mr. Noodle please feel free to drop me a pm LOL. I've yet to find a private residential or office offering here in this area.

I was not sure which place is good on 99. I tried 84** but its not worth. It looks like only two old ladies work.

Vrman.

You must not be at the same place I've been going might want to try again.

Today I went to 50* Totally different than two weeks ago. K is gone, M is gone. Ok massage with draping. I'm guessing new management. Last week was much better on 99. That's without the *s. That one's a joke.

Stopped in to 105## and had a session with YuYu. The massage was good, teasing but always kept saying "No No", and "Not good". I admit I was looking forward to a different style from the reviews I've read here. Sadly, left disappointed. Seems 98##MP back open.

Stopped at M-ha today. New owner (same as 68** 4th plain) good massage and shower. Some teasing maybe more later but legit today. Some of these older gals know what to do without a lot of conversation.

Have not seen Vista show up in this area yet. Anyone have the 411 on the new shop? 98** MP is back open. Have not stopped by yet.

It's interesting I'm starting to see a bunch of AMPs opening up in the odd area mostly on 82nd. A few off the beaten path though. They all appear to have the same look as those in the couve but have yet to been able to try any of them out.

Any younger therapists showing up at any AMPs lately? Age 30 or under.

I am new to the area, and was wondering if any one can point me to a decent AMP. Appreciate it.

Chokra,

Advice I've given a few newer guys and was given myself when I first started on here. Please read through the forums, take the time, it is well worth the amount of knowledge it provides. If you take the time and read you will get a very good idea of where to go and where not to go. Also as I was told, become part of the forum, contribute, be active, gain the trust of other members by sharing you experiences. I must have gone to 6-7 AMP's before I even posted my first post on here. I share my experience with each place, and have done such every time there after. I have personally found my favorite place and favorite worker at that place, and I see her on a regular basis now. I now know she is not one of the revolving door girls that frequently are in AMP's. So I'm not worried about her not being there a week from now. Not only build the trust here but at your select AMP and the more you come and the more they trust you the more the menu opens up. With mine there are very few things that aren't on the menu although she still teases me that it is a possibility. But regardless we have talked about doing those things outside of the AMP. Anyways, that just a little bit of advice from a not so new noob LOL.

Thanks for the info, will keep it in mind. Was really easy in sac, plenty good one there. Really didn't have to look, so not used to leaving reviews.

Review: 63 xx.

Went there yesterday, Legit place, mid-age provider, clean place. Massage was top notch, might just go back for the massage (deep tissue). Though got to feel the back a tad, overall a good exp without the extra.

Heard that Vista is not on min-ha but over in hazel dell 76th. Problems with landlord so not open yet.

84** has new girls that are not as fun. Guess I will have to skip this place until they have a new batch. Any suggestions in the meantime?

Yes my favorite at 84 gave me a call the other day warning that there was going to be a switch up soon but not exactly when it was going to happen. The switch up is not only at 84 but many other local places as well. She said that they go on rest for a while then come back, luckily mine at 84 is a constant there. My advice is don't give up on 84, they seem to have some of the younger girls there at least that I have seen around, and they are more accommodating once they get to know ya.

Thanks for the advice, at least I know who NOT to see there now.

TOFTT! I should have left immediately but dang she is hot. The benefits stop there. Downright bitchy attitude. Her looks will attract one timer's. Ad's on BP under Pam.

So we are not spelling out the whole street numbers? Anyhow, I went back to the one one 84 xx behind the battery store the other day to see the crazy Lisa. Knocked the door and some white lady came out rolling her eyes. I was completely taken off guard. Says she moved in there recently. It's a normal resident now. I haven't been back there for about a few months. I know that 101 xx on MP is also closed. Can anybody help out an old hobbyist where I should check out instead? Thanks.

[QUOTE=BeaverLove;2174285]So we are not spelling out the whole street numbers? Anyhow, I went back to the one one 84 xx behind the battery store the other day to see the crazy Lisa. Knocked the door and some white lady came out rolling her eyes. I was completely taken off guard. Says she moved in there recently. It's a normal resident now. I haven't been back there for about a few months. I know that 101 xx on MP is also closed. Can anybody help out an old hobbyist where I should check out instead? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Wrong 84* new place is across the street.

Look at are-you-be maps to find addresses. Most reports there are fake however.

Thanks PdxGuy. I went there yesterday. It was literally across the street. I must say I was somewhat disappointed. Don't remember the name of the girl, but really mediocre massage. Plenty of fondling in the area to send the signal that something could be up. Flipped and asked what I want. I said everything, and she said something like 'today you do it yourself', because 'the boss' is around. I managed to negotiate with HJ, but she wanted 100 (I said the best I could do is 60 and she wouldn't take it. So I just put my clothes on and left. Maybe I could have worked out something, but I am not really good at haggling.

[QUOTE=PdxGuy;2174479]Wrong 84* new place is across the street.

Look at are-you-be maps to find addresses. Most reports there are fake however.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BeaverLove;2176555]Thanks PdxGuy. I went there yesterday. It was literally across the street. I must say I was somewhat disappointed. Don't remember the name of the girl, but really mediocre massage. Plenty of fondling in the area to send the signal that something could be up. Flipped and asked what I want. I said everything, and she said something like 'today you do it yourself', because 'the boss' is around. I managed to negotiate with HJ, but she wanted 100 (I said the best I could do is 60 and she wouldn't take it. So I just put my clothes on and left. Maybe I could have worked out something, but I am not really good at haggling.[/QUOTE]Seems like they have a new batch of girls that are worthless or close to it. They won't stay in business much longer that way.

There's one regular that is still around, she's a lot more reasonable.

Go up the street to 94* New Place next to acupuncture shop. See if CoCo is working. She might just work weekends. Great Shower. OK massage but an overall satisfying visit.

Wondering if that CoCo is the same that I've read about up in Seattle. As I take random trips up there I do like to read up so I have some clue on what's happening around there. 84 is still my designated spot for the time being my regular said though she might be leaving in a month or 2 which will be a big disappointment but she said she would make sure I was taken care of.

So I recently visited the one on 8* 99.

Vancouver is cracking down hard, so management is really enforcing the legit route. Helen apparently got fired for mischievous behavior.

Also some of the girls will tattle on others. So don't tell one girl that you got special treatment from another girl or else management might fire her.

[QUOTE=Dexxzy;2179625]So I recently visited the one on 8* 99.

Vancouver is cracking down hard, so management is really enforcing the legit route. Helen apparently got fired for mischievous behavior.

Also some of the girls will tattle on others. So don't tell one girl that you got special treatment from another girl or else management might fire her.[/QUOTE]I'm new here always wanted to go to one of these places but never knew what to do or where to go. Now I mighy not get the chance. Really want tge info from that girl oakee was talking about. Can anybody help out a newbie?

[QUOTE=AmpNub;2181752]I'm new here always wanted to go to one of these places but never knew what to do or where to go. Now I mighy not get the chance. Really want tge info from that girl oakee was talking about. Can anybody help out a newbie?[/QUOTE]There is still plenty going on, you just have to put in the time to find your favorite place / girl and learn the "dance" so to speak.

In the paper yesterday.

Clark County has taken an initial step in putting the squeeze on illicit massage businesses.

Commissioners Tuesday unanimously approved an ordinance that will place some new requirements on practitioners of massage therapy and reflexology.

The ordinance came in response to concerns about fly-by-night operations that were possibly complicit in providing a venue for illegal sexual activity.

Vancouver is also working on the same kind of requirements.

It's going to be tough to find a good massage.

Every friggin' one of those blue haired lawmakers and citizens who are attempting to control our lives are paying for sex every day- in one way or the other. It's just a bunch of political bullshit.

I totally get the need to crack down on trafficking- both minors and illegals. It's easy. Licensing and registration, and the appropriate tax collection. BTW- when was the last time you saw a minor working any one of the MPs. Most of the ladies there are a decade or two past minor status.

Do we legalize prostitution in the way that Nevada has. No, and there's no need to. First of all, I hate the term prostitution- prostitute, working girl etc. For the most part those descriptions of ladies (or guys) is negative. We are all working girls in a sense. We provide a service for money.

There is a health issue. I'd like to think that the education these days would suffice. If not? Better education. Does one really think that the licensing thing in NV, and the required health checks have stopped the spreading of STDs? I'd give those involved a bit more credit.

Well fuck! For the law enforcement trying to regulate how we choose to get our kicks- just back off. If it's about morals- are you kidding me? The actions of government (at times) is moral?

I ain't going to out 'them, but I know Cops, the's, Prosecutors, Judges, lawmakers etc, who all partake. What sticks in my craw is, they try to tell us (their salary payers) what we cannot do.

Bottom line- if you go for massage, and part of the relaxation thing is a "release," so be it! WTBFD?

I am traveling to Portland from Boston for the weekend. Any recommendations for a outstanding legit massage??

Thanks CM.

[QUOTE=Candyman555;2187418]I am traveling to Portland from Boston for the weekend. Any recommendations for a outstanding legit massage??

Thanks CM.[/QUOTE]Let me get this straight. You ask about "legit" massage on ISG? Who knows, it might work. Everyone here is out looking for a place to get some "relief. " In their efforts, and their willingness to TOFTT. Each of us have had visits where the therapist wasn't going to get close to your wienie. That doesn't make them a legit therapist.

There are probably 1000+ licensed therapists in this town offering "legit" therapy. You're looking in the wrong forum.