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[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;2830071]And that is why I won't extend my hand to you. Wouldn't matter, will be too busy with tatas in the face.
Travelling Indy Guy.[/QUOTE]That's my goal as well but my ATF is a little light on the TaTas but makes up for it on the back end.
Bring that headlamp you guys were talking about a year ago the first one to find some freckles is buying beer.
[QUOTE=Bobup;2830106]That's my goal as well but my ATF is a little light on the TaTas but makes up for it on the back end.
Bring that headlamp you guys were talking about a year ago the first one to find some freckles is buying beer.[/QUOTE]No the first one to find the freckles (or a redhead) gets the beer bought for him. I will bring mine. I made a clone off of plans I made one day while FF was fixated on a freckled stripper.
Indy Guy.
[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;2830165]No the first one to find the freckles (or a redhead) gets the beer bought for him. I will bring mine. I made a clone off of plans I made one day while FF was fixated on a freckled stripper.
Indy Guy.[/QUOTE]I'll be the one taking the freckled Redheaded stripper home with me. You guys are shit out of luck.
[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2826637]You probably got some type of service for you humanitarian efforts. I would have paid for the tow truck and probably given her some money to get the car fixed and hoped Karma would be favorable to me in the future. This is one of the reasons I no longer believe in Karma! By the way thanks for sending me the picture of your reward.[/QUOTE]I knew those cameras in the school bus would eventually be my downfall.
Yes, half evil.
[QUOTE=Mmgeg;2829820]AKA 333.[/QUOTE]
So, I realize the far east side of indianapolis is pretty shitty. It's like the west side, but twenty years ago.
I realize it's dangerous.
I don't want to pick up a street walker, I don't want to drive to near the airport, and I don't want to go to Castleton. And I sure as shit don't want to rent a two hundred dollar a night hotel room and then spend another three for a classy lady. I also will not just invite someone who likely has an addiction to my home. Anyone have any good leads on some safe east side incalls, that aren't BBW or obvious addicts? Or won't have their thug boyfriend waiting to hit me over the head? I don't care about weight or skin, just about class. No. That's not right. I do care about weight. I don't want a BBW with gang tatts sprinkled about her neck, face, arms, and legs. Fuck the east side man.
The east side is this: Obese, Has Pimp, Will Rob; Skinny, Has Pimp, Will Rob, Obese or Skinny, has Addiction, Will Rob, Any Body Type Will Rob and Give You Aids, or Is Cop. You want West or North, well, then, you have to give a woman who will have sex for money your work email so that she can get you fired and arrested if she goes down.
[QUOTE=XNatalieX;2830180]I'll be the one taking the freckled Redheaded stripper home with me. You guys are shit out of luck.[/QUOTE]Hell I may have to take you home. LOL. Hotforty. YES half evil and love the pic but she needed cleavage. Ha ha.
If you were born with a penis, and have a penis, you're a man. It's okay if you feel like you are a woman, but, if you have male reproductive organs, and are genetically male, then you are not a woman, not a trans woman, but are actually a man. I mean, I like to think that I've gone to the level of alcoholism where if you had a surgically implanted vagina (read: had your penis cut in half the long-way, then inverted, and pushed inside of you after having the rest of your male reproductive organs scooped out) I'd still bang you if you were hot enough. I mean, I'd feel a little like one of those bulls they bring up to the fake-cow torso for semen culture acquisition, but I'd still pop one or two into your inverted penis. Depends on how nice of a person you are I guess.
But yeah. If you were born with a penis, and have a penis; you're a guy wearing a dress.
[blue]Yes it is, it's not incorrect, but it is politically incorrect.
A2[/blue]
[QUOTE=Bobup;2830050]And you thought we needed a forum like Indy's "Prickyard" in SB? You're all some sick SOB's.
"oozing rectal fistula" Oh yeah I Goggle it too.
Tomorrow when you extend your hand to me I want you to think of this[/QUOTE]You are a ND fan, you bleed green!
[QUOTE=XNatalieX;2830180]I'll be the one taking the freckled Redheaded stripper home with me. You guys are shit out of luck.[/QUOTE]That's just fine. I like to watch. I will make sure you get a couple cocktails in you. Combine that with your freaky side and I feel confident that the door to the duo will be opened for me. Don't you want to share those fetishes of yours with a third?
[QUOTE=Mmgeg;2830486]Hell I may have to take you home.[/QUOTE]Your current color may not be red but I think we can make exception in your case. You two would play very well together.
Indy Guy.
Yes, you're correct, Mmgeg.
So are you offering to model so that a better photo can be made?
If you do the struttin', I'll do the shootin' and we can post the results for all to see.
[QUOTE=Mmgeg;2830486]Hotforty. YES half evil and love the pic but she needed cleavage. Ha ha.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=FarEastMan;2830487]If you were born with a penis, and have a penis, you're a man. It's okay if you feel like you are a woman, but, if you have male reproductive organs, and are genetically male, then you are not a woman, not a trans woman, but are actually a man. I mean, I like to think that I've gone to the level of alcoholism where if you had a surgically implanted vagina (read: had your penis cut in half the long-way, then inverted, and pushed inside of you after having the rest of your male reproductive organs scooped out) I'd still bang you if you were hot enough. I mean, I'd feel a little like one of those bulls they bring up to the fake-cow torso for semen culture acquisition, but I'd still pop one or two into your inverted penis. Depends on how nice of a person you are I guess.
But yeah. If you were born with a penis, and have a penis; you're a guy wearing a dress.
[blue]Yes it is, it's not incorrect, but it is politically incorrect.
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]The most powerful item in the universe is the human brain. It cannot be adequately replicated or imitated. It has fueled the progress of society since evolution or Godly creation, whichever you choose to believe. To limit its power by a legal definition of gender is undermining its tremendous capabilities. Whatever your views on the subject of gender identity may be, it is unarguable that not everyone was born with the same rigid constructs in place that others may have been. Everyone has the opportunity to chart their own course, and live the way in which their brain dictated, which is the ultimate definition of freedom.
Best,
MT.
[QUOTE=Mwdude;2829551]Mommy, what's an "oozing rectal fistula"?
No, seriously, I'm afraid to google it.[/QUOTE]I'll give you a hint. "Fistula" means "hole" for the most part. I think "rectal" is self-explanatory.
[QUOTE=Hotforty;2830802]Yes, you're correct, Mmgeg.
So are you offering to model so that a better photo can be made?
If you do the struttin', I'll do the shootin' and we can post the results for all to see.[/QUOTE]She may strut, you may shoot but the digital prints will never be available for anyone to see. Don't you read the board my friend? She is very private and the only pics you're allowed to take with you are the episodic memories stored in the medial temporal lobe.
[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2830886]She may strut, you may shoot but the digital prints will never be available for anyone to see. Don't you read the board my friend? She is very private and the only pics you're allowed to take with you are the episodic memories stored in the medial temporal lobe.[/QUOTE]Ask Ilapp. LOL.
[QUOTE=Mmgeg;2830486]Hell I may have to take you home. LOL. Hotforty. YES half evil and love the pic but she needed cleavage. Ha ha.[/QUOTE]I willingly volunteer to have you take me home. I'm sure there's a boat load of mongers wanting a ticket to that show.
Well, kudos to self for getting a reaction, albeit not as intended.
I do read the board, but I've never known you to wax as elegantly loquacious with such verbosity and many syllables in so small a space. I needs make obeisance to the power of thy fingers tickling the keyboard.
[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2830886]She may strut, you may shoot but the digital prints will never be available for anyone to see. Don't you read the board my friend? She is very private and the only pics you're allowed to take with you are the episodic memories stored in the medial temporal lobe.[/QUOTE]Let's face it, we all know I'd slobber on the viewfinder, drop the camera and faint away to a place of heretofore unknown bliss and there would be no digital evidence (save for my digits wrapped around pleasing myself) of such an encounter.
I would love to know how many hits [URL]dictionary.com[/URL] has received from members of this site this week.
Indy Guy.
[QUOTE=FarEastMan;2830459]So, I realize the far east side of indianapolis is pretty shitty. It's like the west side, but twenty years ago.
I realize it's dangerous.
I don't want to pick up a street walker, I don't want to drive to near the airport, and I don't want to go to Castleton. And I sure as shit don't want to rent a two hundred dollar a night hotel room and then spend another three for a classy lady. I also will not just invite someone who likely has an addiction to my home. Anyone have any good leads on some safe east side incalls, that aren't BBW or obvious addicts? Or won't have their thug boyfriend waiting to hit me over the head? I don't care about weight or skin, just about class. No. That's not right. I do care about weight. I don't want a BBW with gang tatts sprinkled about her neck, face, arms, and legs. Fuck the east side man.
The east side is this: Obese, Has Pimp, Will Rob; Skinny, Has Pimp, Will Rob, Obese or Skinny, has Addiction, Will Rob, Any Body Type Will Rob and Give You Aids, or Is Cop. You want West or North, well, then, you have to give a woman who will have sex for money your work email so that she can get you fired and arrested if she goes down.[/QUOTE]One of the best providers in the city is on the east side at pretty decent incall in a quiet neighborhood.
The black spinner Bre.
[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;2831202]I would love to know how many hits [URL]dictionary.com[/URL] has received from members of this site this week.
Indy Guy.[/QUOTE]LOL. That's why I made sure I included definitions so members didn't have to get on [URL]dictionary.com[/URL] LOL. Always a pleaser XNatalieX. Anytime. My half evil side is always game.
[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;2831202]I would love to know how many hits [URL]dictionary.com[/URL] has received from members of this site this week.
Indy Guy.[/QUOTE]Bein ah rednek suthernr lik myself, Ah dunt uze a dicktonary vury oftin.
[QUOTE=Jcat69;2831373]One of the best providers in the city is on the east side at pretty decent incall in a quiet neighborhood.
The black spinner Bre.[/QUOTE]I'm impressed. For the life of me I couldn't figure out what he was saying or what he wanted. You have my respect for reading between the lines a lot better than I can.
[QUOTE=Mmgeg;2830904]Ask Ilapp. LOL.[/QUOTE]Explained that to me yesterday, but he wasn't willing to share. Damn him, he knows I like to watch even if it's digital!
[QUOTE=FarEastMan;2830459]So, I realize the far east side of indianapolis is pretty shitty. It's like the west side, but twenty years ago.
I realize it's dangerous.
I don't want to pick up a street walker, I don't want to drive to near the airport, and I don't want to go to Castleton. And I sure as shit don't want to rent a two hundred dollar a night hotel room and then spend another three for a classy lady. I also will not just invite someone who likely has an addiction to my home. Anyone have any good leads on some safe east side incalls, that aren't BBW or obvious addicts? Or won't have their thug boyfriend waiting to hit me over the head? I don't care about weight or skin, just about class. No. That's not right. I do care about weight. I don't want a BBW with gang tatts sprinkled about her neck, face, arms, and legs. Fuck the east side man.
The east side is this: Obese, Has Pimp, Will Rob; Skinny, Has Pimp, Will Rob, Obese or Skinny, has Addiction, Will Rob, Any Body Type Will Rob and Give You Aids, or Is Cop. You want West or North, well, then, you have to give a woman who will have sex for money your work email so that she can get you fired and arrested if she goes down.[/QUOTE]Chanel is on the east side She is every fun to spend an afternoon with.
[QUOTE=XNatalieX;2830963]I willingly volunteer to have you take me home. I'm sure there's a boat load of mongers wanting a ticket to that show.[/QUOTE]I'll drive! But I have to wait inside. I don't like sitting the car. And Indyguy has to stay at home. But if he is nice I'll call and give the play by play.
The Noob.
Dick-shun-airy.
Hmm maybe I can figure this out.
Dick = the part of my package that gets hard.
Shun = people ignoring other people.
Airy = letting the air dry the sticky stuff.
Yeah, I think I get it!
[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2831879]Bein ah rednek suthernr lik myself, Ah dunt uze a dicktonary vury oftin.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mmgeg;2830904]Ask Ilapp. LOL.[/QUOTE]Serious I won't. And there was not a Go Pro involved, or was there? Been so long I forget.
[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2831894]Explained that to me yesterday, but he wasn't willing to share. Damn him, he knows I like to watch even if it's digital![/QUOTE]That seems like it was so long ago it may have been film and not digital. Not that you would be interested in photographic negatives where there are all these mottled areas. I am not sure what that is. Oh wait, I bet that's what thousands of freckles look like in negative. Mmmmm, interesting. We did though photoshop one pic we were going to send you. It was a closeup of a highly freckled area and around it we drew a large red circle around it with a diagonal slash through it then superimposed the letters FF in red over the said region. Fun, but that was seriously damn near more than half evil.
Lose lips can be good on the hips but not in stories Got to love ladies who know how to keep their secrets as to what takes place behind closed doors. If walls, pillows and beds could only talk LOL.
[QUOTE=Ilapp;2832168]That seems like it was so long ago it may have been film and not digital. Not that you would be interested in photographic negatives where there are all these mottled areas. I am not sure what that is. Oh wait, I bet that's what thousands of freckles look like in negative. Mmmmm, interesting. We did though photoshop one pic we were going to send you. It was a closeup of a highly freckled area and around it we drew a large red circle around it with a diagonal slash through it then superimposed the letters FF in red over the said region. Fun, but that was seriously damn near more than half evil.[/QUOTE]I didn't think it was a red circle. Thought it was a different color LOL. Might have to revisit those pictures again.
[QUOTE=XNatalieX;2830963]I willingly volunteer to have you take me home. I'm sure there's a boat load of mongers wanting a ticket to that show.[/QUOTE]Pay per view!
[QUOTE=Admin2;2832398]Pay per view![/QUOTE]I am going to be the booker and promoter of this event. I already got one half of the talent signed on. The other one can't be far behind.
Hey Nat, I think I know the perfect timing for the behind closed doors, undress rehersals. Just keep in mind that even quality performers may need a number of takes to get there performance perfected.
Indy Guy.
[QUOTE=Admin2;2832398]Pay per view![/QUOTE]Beavis, this is the greatest day of our lives!! I think I just inoculated. Huh huh huh huh!
[QUOTE=Noobie67;2831951]I'll drive! But I have to wait inside. I don't like sitting the car. And Indyguy has to stay at home. But if he is nice I'll call and give the play by play.
The Noob.[/QUOTE]I'm blown away how IndyGuy missed this one. You're slacking husband. I mean IndyGuy!
[QUOTE=XNatalieX;2833996]I'm blown away how IndyGuy missed this one. You're slacking husband. I mean IndyGuy![/QUOTE]Who said I missed it? Just knew that the ride would not be necessary with advance notice of the touring schedule. Glad we were able to record scene 1. The remai nig scenes with the 3rd party will be set for PPV upon return.
Indy Guy.
[QUOTE=XNatalieX;2833996]I'm blown away how IndyGuy missed this one. You're slacking husband. I mean IndyGuy![/QUOTE]I'm blown away that Natalie and IndyGuy haven't posted any wedding pictures yet. Especially the really juicy ones!! LOL You guys can PM them to me if you're both shy.
[QUOTE=MrTobuku;2834773]I have been to many of are fun spots here in town and near by but I think I have really hit the gold mine with this great find. Most of us know the main road in Indy to find a little late night fun for the right price wink wink. Well last night I took a little bit longer a drive down close to where the monkey sells pizza and I could not believe my eyes a Asian doll walking. I made a few laps around to look the area over when it all looked clear I pulled up and asked her if she needed a ride she said yes and got in. She's a 7 on a 10 scale and knew how to please we talked for a few seconds and she told me what was on the menu. I picked her 50 deal and boys let me tell you it was so worth it she took care of me very well. We cleaned up and I asked her if she's was going to be around on the reg and she said most def. Looks like we might have some thing new here guys. This was after 12 am. Good hunting all.[/QUOTE]Here's a little helpful hint for you:
If you obtain the services of a streetwalker, the proper section to post a review in is "Streetwalker Reports. " I realize it's somewhat obscure, but the thread is called "Streetwalker Reports" because, stick with me, this is the tricky part, because it's where people post reports about streetwalkers.
Granted, you did post a report in the "Streetwalker Reports" thread, but you also posted the same report in the "Massage Parlor Reports" and "Backpage Advertiser Reviews" threads. You didn't mention that she was walking down the street with a massage table strapped to her back, or that you found her through a backpage ad.
"Hi I'm Angel, you can find me on my favorite corner on E. Washington. I'm easy to spot because I have a massage table strapped to my back. No table shower, but there's a car wash down the street. ".
How about putting the reviews only in the proper section?
[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2834922]Here's a little helpful hint for you:
If you obtain the services of a streetwalker, the proper section to post a review in is "Streetwalker Reports. " I realize it's somewhat obscure, but the thread is called "Streetwalker Reports" because, stick with me, this is the tricky part, because it's where people post reports about streetwalkers.
Granted, you did post a report in the "Streetwalker Reports" thread, but you also posted the same report in the "Massage Parlor Reports" and "Backpage Advertiser Reviews" threads. You didn't mention that she was walking down the street with a massage table strapped to her back, or that you found her through a backpage ad.
"Hi I'm Angel, you can find me on my favorite corner on E. Washington. I'm easy to spot because I have a massage table strapped to my back. No table shower, but there's a car wash down the street. ".
How about putting the reviews only in the proper section?[/QUOTE]And we don't need to hear the same thing repeatedly. 5 posts since yesterday and it appears they are all about the same person or visit.
Indy Guy.
I do apologize I will keep my post in the right area and sorry just trying to help spread the word since there's not much of this real deal out there. But once again I do apologize.
[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;2834931]And we don't need to hear the same thing repeatedly. 5 posts since yesterday and it appears they are all about the same person or visit.
Indy Guy.[/QUOTE]If I was the paranoid type, I would almost suspect picking up the oft mentioned Angel might result in an unscheduled family reunion.