Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AnthonyJones60;3070518]LOL, congrats man, tell us about it.[/QUOTE]Worst HJ ever.

On their website they say they close at 10:30 pm.

But Friday nights they still have their lights on at midnight.

The way to ask for a happy ending is to say "is it GOOD? Is it GOOOD?

And they will understand.

They give you the massage and then they grab you for 2 seconds then flip you over and do it.

It felt so good to grab her butt while she's doing it.

If I go back 2 weeks later do you think it could happen again?

The massage place on 108th and Q sucks.

I paid for an hour massage, the lady spent 45 minutes massaging my shoulders and back.

Finally got down to my legs. She spent the rest of the time teasing my ball sack, so she asked me "do you want another hour? It's $80?" I said no. She said Half Hour? $60.

I said fine. (Since she was getting close and teasing I figured I try. I asked if it was good and she said REEEAL good.

So she massaged my legs for 20 minutes, flipped me over massaged my stomach head and toes.

Ended up paying $140 for a TEASE! Half ass massage.

BEWARE! They will upsale you with teases.

Anyone been to KungFu massage lately?

They've been closing really really early.

[QUOTE=BasketballMan1;3085466]Anyone been to KungFu massage lately?

They've been closing really really early.[/QUOTE]I've been to Kung Fu a few times the past few weeks. They give a really good, professional massage. Never had any extras, asked for extras, or had an inkling that they offer extras. I appreciate that they never try to upsell me after the massage begins and they're never pushy about tips. In my opinion, they're above board and legit. I don't know where (or if) you got a HE, but I have a hard time believing you got it at Kung Fu.

[QUOTE=FesAdler86;3086169]I've been to Kung Fu a few times the past few weeks. They give a really good, professional massage. Never had any extras, asked for extras, or had an inkling that they offer extras. I appreciate that they never try to upsell me after the massage begins and they're never pushy about tips. In my opinion, they're above board and legit. I don't know where (or if) you got a HE, but I have a hard time believing you got it at Kung Fu.[/QUOTE]HE is available. Very decent massage also.

No mention of money for HE. But you will be remembered should you not leave a tip!

They know how to play the game. And so should you.

I'm SO CONFUSED.

It's 11:15 Pm on a Friday and the KungFu massage isn't open.

2 weeks ago they were opened at this time and it happened.

[QUOTE=BasketballMan1;3086601]I'm SO CONFUSED.

It's 11:15 Pm on a Friday and the KungFu massage isn't open.

2 weeks ago they were opened at this time and it happened.[/QUOTE]Well. When you do see them again. Why not just ask them what is going on with their hours?

[QUOTE=BasketballMan1;3086601]I'm SO CONFUSED.

It's 11:15 Pm on a Friday and the KungFu massage isn't open.

2 weeks ago they were opened at this time and it happened.[/QUOTE]I replied a few minutes ago and now I have an update. Their ad on other sites read; closed at 10:30 pm.

It says they close at 10:30 but I've seen them open until midnight. I even posted before and one lady explained they closed at 2 am.

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[QUOTE=FesAdler86;3086169]I've been to Kung Fu a few times the past few weeks. They give a really good, professional massage. Never had any extras, asked for extras, or had an inkling that they offer extras. I appreciate that they never try to upsell me after the massage begins and they're never pushy about tips. In my opinion, they're above board and legit. I don't know where (or if) you got a HE, but I have a hard time believing you got it at Kung Fu.[/QUOTE]Yeah you probably got the older lady who doesn't do extras. It's annoying because you can't chose which lady you want to give you a massage, but some are more open and comfortable about it than others.

That older lady. When I see her it's pretty awkward between us because she doesn't like giving extras. But this other lady LOVES TO. I got the 2 for 1 and she was pretty much forced into giving me a HJ.

If you get that one old lady by herself. You're more than likely not getting any extras.

There's one maybe 2 ladies that like to give extras so since you can't chose the girl you get it's tough to know beforehand if you'll get extras.

[QUOTE=JejuMan;3086486]HE is available. Very decent massage also.

No mention of money for HE. But you will be remembered should you not leave a tip!

They know how to play the game. And so should you.[/QUOTE]"You will be remembered if you don't leave a tip" when it happened for me they didn't pressure me for a tip but I gave them $40.

How much should we be tipping? Don't tip hundreds of dollars since it's not a garentee it's going to happen.

Unless there's a secret dollar amount.