Awesomely Tiny Spinner LilJeane
I saw the P411 listing for tiny 4'-9" Latina Jeane and realized that she would be the perfect ending to my week-long visit. She is email-only; I emailed her late Friday night about an early Saturday appointment and got an immediate yes. Outcall rate of $$$$ was in her P411 ad, no incall was available at the time I wanted.
She arrived on time Saturday morning, driving herself. She was dressed in cute business-casual blouse and skirt and looked like her ads, but prettier. Soon she was out of those and I was drinking in the view of this perfect little eye candy; she was like a doll, but with skills.
I love tiny women, the radically different geometry and positioning makes the experience akin to mating with an alien species (Captain Kirk had the right idea there). I could have 69'ed this lightweight little crumpet all day long! She has a perfect, ripe little body ready for the picking.
After playing in a variety of ways I was ready for a finish, she provided a wonderful HJ / BBBJ combo with a savage CIM ending. She kept going hard for a long time until she was certain she had extracted every last drop, then politely popped to the sink to expel the evil seed. Sometimes I think a girl who spits is even hotter than a swallower; after all, she's willing to hold the output on her tongue for far longer than if she just took it down the hatch.
After a quick cleanup she returned for talk and cuddle time. Jeane is a true sweetheart, and seems to really be her advertised age of 19; we were talking about travel, and I asked if she had ever been to Vegas. She said no, she was waiting until she was 21 so that she could do more things there!
I had a great time with Jeane and highly recommend. $$$.5 or $$$$ is steep, but she's a unique package and she knows it. I can't get a Bugatti cheap, either, but no point in whining about it.
[url]https://www.preferred411.com/P112939[/url]
[url]http://www.sweetjeane.com/[/url]
[url]http://eroticservices.citttttyvibe.com/escorts.php?do=view&post=1467351[/url]
(Remove the extra letters from the word "city" to make the URL work)
-Jeepster1
LAs hoe guide for those who don't know
ESCORT ADVERTISEMENT AND WEBSITE DECODER.
Ultimate GFE. Has a good imagination.
I enjoy my work. A highly accomplished actress, fakes "O"s better than Meg Ryan.
Down-to-earth. Isn't high.
Energetic. Is high.
Discreet. Too disorganized to keep your personal information.
Outcall only. Has a car, lives in a motel.
Incall only. Doesn't have a car, lives in a motel.
BBW. Pick a fold, any fold.
I answer my phone. No computer.
E-mail me only. No phone.
Fill out my online booking form. You will never get an appointment, ever.
Punctual. +- 2 hours.
Educated. 5 years of high school.
Wants to spend time getting to know you. Kills as much of the hour as possible with idle chit-chat.
Appreciates tips. $200 for a no-touch dance, $300 more for FS.
Girl-next-door. Has a face like a basset hound.
Mature. Take her photo, add 15 years.
Classy. Washes.
University Educated. Bartending School.
Sensitive. Doesn't laugh at you to your face.
Loves meeting new people. She needs the money.
Lingerie available. BYO, she'll be more than happy to wear it.
Sensual. Turns the TV off.
Referrals required. Wants to gauge how skanky you really are.
Deposit required. Primadonna.
Sophisticated. Stops the action to take cell phone calls.
Blonde. Bad dye job.
Redhead. Wig.
Couples welcome. At least women usually wash.
Can bring a friend. Anything to get you off faster.
Smoker. 6 packs a day.
Non-Smoker. 2 packs a day.
Doesn't do drugs. That happens after the session.
Face obscured on site for privacy. Butt ugly.
Elegant Dinner Companion. A free meal is always nice.
Tight butt. No hips, ass looks like 14 year old boy.
B cup. BB's on a breadboard.
C cup. B cup.
D cup. C cup.
DD cup. Fat.
115. 140.
125. 150.
135. 160.
140+. A house.
New pics on site. Reviewers slammed her for dated pics.
I only take 1 appointment per day. The other 5 are just friends.
My car broke down. She has better things to do.
My email crashed, I lost everything. She has better things to do for the next week.
Retirement. She met a BF who doesn't like her job.
Coming out of retirement. She was dumped.
Holiday Specials. Kids need winter clothes.
Light Domination. You don't want FS? All the better.
If you seek a onetime experience, look elsewhere. Look elsewhere.
Nice apartment. Doesn't live in a motel.
A few piercings. Face and bod look like a pin cushion.
A few tats. More ink than bare skin.
Very accommodating. Speaks greek if you are less than 6", $100 extra.
Now independent. Too flaky even for the agency.
Genuine pics. Just not of her.
34-23-34. 34-32-40.
Yup, I thought so too.
PC out
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Hoe bits for all the LA Hoe Mamas
If these offend you well, its all true then isn't it lolol.
"Back in town" = Out of Jail.
"24/7" = Really strung out on junk & can't sleep.
"Exclusive"/"Selective"/Discriminating"/"Limited Availability" = Too lazy to work very often.
"References Required" = Grant usually works. Ben Franklin always works.
"Curvy" = Fat.
Voluptuous" = really fat. Fuck a fold, any fold.
"Exquisite" = Goofy looking.
"New to the area" = New Google Voice Number.
"Experienced" = Eligible for Social Security and food stamps.
"Clean" = I stole a couple extra wash cloths off the housekeeping cart, you are welcome to them while they last but I don't wash my ass fo no one.
"Punctual" = If the guy ahead of you cums quick you won't have to wait very long, ahhh I think.
"I see all men regardless of age, race, body type, etc." = I'm really broke and could do anyone at this point since I blew all my money on useless 6" pumps.
"2 Girl Special" = I got a roommate and others.
"Secluded"/"Serene"/"Private" = So fucking far out of the City you want to stop at the gas station on your way out of town.
"Sisters"/"Twins" = If you are so dumb you think these pics are real, you'll believe the sisters thing too.
"Porn Star" = My pimp took some nude pics of me when I was passed out.
"Supermodel" = I got a bunch of pics up on my Facebook profile.
"Ask about Overnight Specials" = I've never actually done one before but what the hell.
"No upsell' = Yeah right?
"No Rush" = Sure whatever to get you here haha.
"Sweet, down-to-earth personality" = I turn into Carrie 3. 5 mins after you arrive cause I'm having a bad day.
Complements of PC and Steak404 in the Big A and applicable to 98. 99% of all the hoes in the world today. More to cummmmmmmm. Any more feedback from all the distinguished Members here?
PC out
