Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=BenderOver]B I T C H ! This is what I call a good time! Great post. Brings back good memories of UHM (Ultra High Mileage) in strip clubs. Sometimes that shit makes my heart beat faster than when you're at an amp. It's the "not knowing" how far you can ultimately go that makes it so exciting. And getting your finger up her starfish while getting a lap dance? That's fucking awesome.

Bender[/QUOTE]What other places do you recommend? I've tried Xposed, girls are not too bad. I was not too fond about them machines where they pay to do the lapdance. Do they have a private area and how far is the mileage at this spot?

The other one I checked was Godfather. A couple good looking chicks, but majority are dog ugly. My buddy got a dance from this girl from El Salvador, said she was good, but really didn't say much details. Girl was ok looking face but nice boby. Fee is steep for $20 to get in, eventhough it seems to be standards.

How is the Spearmint? Are girls are friendly as Rouge? I've stayed aways because I've been to the one in Oxnard and the girls didn't even let you grab some bootay.

What else is around town? I've seen Bare Elegance on Sepulveda. Has anyone tried that?

I am looking for some places where I can get rowdy. Don't mind to pay a couple C Notes as long as the play justifies it and I walk away happy.

[QUOTE=Caaznlvr]
I am looking for some places where I can get rowdy. Don't mind to pay a couple C Notes as long as the play justifies it and I walk away happy.[/QUOTE]

YMMV at all places... just go visit and try them out. You seem like someone that is going to "drop" a few notes anyway, so whats a 10$ cover charge to check out the merchandise? Go after 9pm, when things really start flowing. Each place will attract different people. Different dancers attract different patrons, and different patrons get different mileage.

I can probably get good~high mileage from certain girls, and my buddy can probably not. It all depends on your game too...

Read the thread, alot of those clubs have already been posted, and check out the other "forums" that focus on SC's.

If you do get great mileage... don't share it in so much detail here. We want the winners to stay and share their laps with us..... ;-)

On that note.. time to go to a SC for lunch.. ;-)

My girlfriend of 10 years has been hinting at getting a stripper to come to our house to give a private dance. Sort of like a birthday gift. We have been to strip joints in the past several times and she's gotten me lap dances. But of course, I let her pick the girl.

Now since we have children in the house it is not too sexy to have a stripper where we have toys, etc. So she proposes getting a hotel room and have the stripper come there. We need to recruit a "clean" stripper from a semi-legit. strip joint. Hey, mongers, I really need advice. Which stip joint should I go to? And how do I play this so I don't f it up in my long relationship with my girlfriend.

JMO Rat and I hope you get some input here but, I would go to Vegas and hit Cheetahs personally. I have puled this same move and it worked out fabulous. Seems to me most of the girls that work here are very "ho"ey, if that makes sense. You go to Vegas and you get a true pro. There to make cash and a myriad of selections. One mans opinion. Good luck. Let us know how it turns out if it goes off.

Courtrat,

Man, I like YOU a lot.

YOU always post s**t that makes sense to me: your take on Latina girls in Amps, your feelings about street meat encounters, how discreet YOU always are on the open threads, etc...

Seriously, YOU tell it like it is consistently...

However, I have to ask brother?

Are YOU planing to just get a 3 minute lap dance in your home, w/your girl watching YOU then get a 3 min erection, as some sorta foreplay for an evening of carnal lust between just the two of YOU celebrating a decade together!

If so I think this could be a bad idea...

I say this because I think we are a lot alike and I for one have a very different relationship w/my real life girl, wife, than I will ever have w/any girl that I am paying for play.

My girl would not be happy watching me get aroused by a stranger.

Even if it was supposed to be a gift.

Bi**hes be crazy emotional on a daily basis.

God help YOU if YOU even look at the stripper w/to much anticipation, get to excited or say the wrong thing out loud to her...

YOU will ruin a great celebration before it even begins.

Some s**t is better left alone.

YOU are a pretty hard core monger.

YOU probably, if YOU are smart, do not tell your girl anymore than she must really know; so that YOU can keep your mongering world both safe and isolated from her reality.

I say this from personal experience.

If YOU love someone w/enough of your heart then YOU will not hurt or disrespect them by ever getting caught cheating.

This simple mantra makes perfect sense to me.

We are men we are gonna cheat its in our DNA to sow our seed everywhere.

However, we also have brains and as such we should use them in our inter personal relationships.

If your girl is so special to YOU, and I am assuming that she is because YOU have been together now for 10 years, then do not hurt her feelings, feed her insecurities, destroy her perceptions of YOU or even think about risking what YOU have created together over such a long time...

Remember, that YOU have picked a cool girl, more than likely, but always remember that she is not a w**re.

Honestly, I do not want my girl to be that girl.

And neither should YOU!

My girl is special to me for that reason.

I monger on my own time never risking my real relationship.

I party smart.

When I am done I go home to the one girl that I actually respect as a women.

Unlike, all of the desperate sw's, amp sluts and greedy escorts that I continually rent for fun.

So CR is she super special and as such isolated from this mongering world of ours.

Or is she a part of your dark passenger too.

Brother, if I am off of the mark here then I completely apologize.

Hopefully, YOU guys are planning to bang the stripper in a kick ass 3 way f**k fest!

That would make more sense IMHO.

Plus, it would be an awesome gift for any monger any where.

Indeed, I must say that YOU sir have a keeper of a girl if this is the case.

Marry that one asap!

Peace, da I Sadist

You are spot on in your anaysis.

Well said and I could not agree with you more.

This is my first post under this new user id. I had to change it for privacy reasons.

Anyway, I think Vlad is right about this to a certain point. I have a girl friend who is out of the country at the moment. When she was here, I took her to strip clubs and got HER lap dances, yeah she has bi tendency. I was cool with that although I can't say that I would love to see her doing that everywhere. It doesn't matter if she does that with a girl or a guy. I am somewhat of a jealous type. I want the full attention from her when we are together.

But we also went to swing clubs. We didn't play, a term used for having sex, with others all the way. However, we both touched many people. Pussies, dicks, and tits and everything in between. As strange as it may sound, we both enjoyed it.

Few times she mentioned that she wanted to have a threesome with another girl and see if she can stand watching me with her. Every time she brought that up, she dropped it at the end. As open as she is, she says that the situation is different.

She can see me fondling other women at swing parties and all, but she can not stand seeing me with one girl in a different setting. She think she would get way too jealous and may kick the girl out.

I sort of think the same way about her being with other guy in front of me although I am OK when we are at swing clubs or strip bars.

I don't know if this makes sense to you all. After writing this, it sounds messed up to me too. Anyway, to cut the long ass story short, not many people can act out their sexual fantasies and stay cool afterwards. My two sense.

[QUOTE=Vlad De Sade]Courtrat,

Man, I like YOU a lot.

YOU always post s**t that makes sense to me: your take on Latina girls in Amps, your feelings about street meat encounters, how discreet YOU always are on the open threads, etc...

Seriously, YOU tell it like it is consistently...

However, I have to ask brother?

Are YOU planing to just get a 3 minute lap dance in your home, w/your girl watching YOU then get a 3 min erection, as some sorta foreplay for an evening of carnal lust between just the two of YOU celebrating a decade together!

If so I think this could be a bad idea...

I say this because I think we are a lot alike and I for one have a very different relationship w/my real life girl, wife, than I will ever have w/any girl that I am paying for play.

My girl would not be happy watching me get aroused by a stranger.

Even if it was supposed to be a gift.



Vlad: You are very right. Your perception is perfect and I really appreciate your advice.
My girl is not a ho for sure. We went to New Orleans and hopped bars and titty joints all night and she loved it. She got me some lap dances and on one occasion I asked that she sit next to me while we both got a lap dance. She enjoyed it tremendously.
But she is very protective over me and I NEVER give her a reason to doubt my devotion to her. Like you said, there are a lot of garbage out there that we f with but when the time comes we go back to our true love.
I will probably just go with her to a strip joint and that's it. What the f are we going to do with a skanky stripper after a few minutes of lap dance?? I would not mess up the life I have created with my woman no matter what the temptation.
Thank you again.

I work around the area and I'm yet to stop by there. I know about 1 month ago that place was called Thirty's Gentlemen's Bar or some shit like that.

But anybody been there?

When I did try to stop by some guy apologized & gave me some passed because it was still under construction.

[QUOTE=Shanebgol]I work around the area and I'm yet to stop by there. I know about 1 month ago that place was called Thirty's Gentlemen's Bar or some shit like that.

But anybody been there?

When I did try to stop by some guy apologized & gave me some passed because it was still under construction.[/QUOTE]

Never been there, titty bars aren't really my thing, I have even passed on invitations from girls I have dated that were working that night. It was Thirsty's until about three weeks ago, always seemed to have some really seedy types hanging out in the parking lot and in front of the place, maybe the new mgt. has cleaned this up?

Did frisky kitty in tarzana ever reopen?

Heard they had a liquor licensing issue.

What's the best spot (club) in the SFV?

Would appreciate info?

Spearmint Rhino? Valley ball? Thirsty's?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Marlowe]Never been there, titty bars aren't really my thing, I have even passed on invitations from girls I have dated that were working that night. It was Thirsty's until about three weeks ago, always seemed to have some really seedy types hanging out in the parking lot and in front of the place, maybe the new mgt. has cleaned this up?[/QUOTE]Yeah now is Godfathers, and now I see some cars out there in the parking like unlike 1 month ago, that shit looked haunted. LOL.

Run like hell! The place is a dive, three girls in there all looked like SW's that were picked up and asked to dance. All were tipping the scales and would have done anything for dope. $10 to enter, got a 2 for $30. I asked to start next song, she starts anyways. I was thrown in a chair while she was grinding my lap, maybe 4 min goes by before we get up. NOTHING CAME OFF, not the tops, not the bottoms. I tipped her $5 and she said, "$20 to me. You pay the bartender $30 for the dances and then $20 to me." I didn't fight it because I am going to come back and get even, I always do in one fashion or another. I would advise anyone to not go there. While I was there, 2 crackheads came to "audition" they had fucked up teeth and could barely dance. I would love it if a suicide bomber walked in there and detonated. Hid behind a dancer and you have enough fat to wade off N-Korea's nuke threat. I wish I had four hands so I can give The place 4 thumbs down.

[QUOTE=Lurkordie]Run like hell! The place is a dive, three girls in there all looked like SW's that were picked up and asked to dance. All were tipping the scales and would have done anything for dope. $10 to enter, got a 2 for $30. I asked to start next song, she starts anyways. I was thrown in a chair while she was grinding my lap, maybe 4 min goes by before we get up. NOTHING CAME OFF, not the tops, not the bottoms. I tipped her $5 and she said, "$20 to me. You pay the bartender $30 for the dances and then $20 to me." I didn't fight it because I am going to come back and get even, I always do in one fashion or another. I would advise anyone to not go there. While I was there, 2 crackheads came to "audition" they had fucked up teeth and could barely dance. I would love it if a suicide bomber walked in there and detonated. Hid behind a dancer and you have enough fat to wade off N-Korea's nuke threat. I wish I had four hands so I can give The place 4 thumbs down.[/QUOTE]

There are at least three Godfathers (Canoga Park, Van Nuys, near Glendale). Which one is this? The one in Canoga Park can actually be quite good; I've had a great time there, with three nude dances for $40, and they weren't severely cut, either.

I haven't tried the others.

[QUOTE=Mr Sixty]There are at least three Godfathers (Canoga Park, Van Nuys, near Glendale). Which one is this? The one in Canoga Park can actually be quite good; I've had a great time there, with three nude dances for $40, and they weren't severely cut, either.

I haven't tried the others.[/QUOTE]This was the godfathers on Sep. I've had better luck at VIP in the past.