Massage Parlor Reports

Do I miss Ch2!

Short report: FiFi at 1812 - ho-hum...

Long report: Was back in Philly and found 1800 closed so wandered over to 1812. As previously reported the mattresses in the place are on the ground and the place has an overpowering stench (more than any other AMP I've visited) of very ripe "pickled" cabbage. Was dealt Fifi 4'9" 120 lb Kgal with no waist - not my type, but the fact that one of her B-cup boobs with 2" areola was hanging out, kept little Dutch from bolting. OK TS, excellent massage, a CBJ that started out promising (lots of slurping), but way, way, way to short - it lasted at most a minute, before she roled over. No DATY offered, but since her bush looked like it had been trimmed with a broken weed-wacker, I wasn't in a rush to orally explore the area. Standard mish, doggie, mish with definite indications to hurry up (why? - since there was nobody else there and nobody else rang...). Of course, when this happens to Dutch, I don't hurry, but do make sure to get the most out of it - as in, by the time little Dutch had his fun, big Dutch's abs and back were mighty sore from all the "action". Fifi's English was limited to "are you ok?", which she seemed to ask annoyingly every 2 minutes.

In sum, I wouldn't be in a hurry to repeat. As I said, man, do I miss CH2!

Dutch

Hey Dutch:

1812 got an extreme makover. Thumbs up for Yumi. I felt I lost some skin in the shower. Would repeat.

Ok the AMP on Craigslist I tried one of them. The one at 237 between Race and Vine. Now I went first thing in the morning so i only had one lady I could pick. Based on the 1 I saw I would only go there if I had no alternatives. Older 30s lady Hanna not ugly but not CH2 material either. Put simple its like going to a place to eat and after your done your not hungry anymore but you know there are better places to eat and enjoy the meal. They gave me a card after the 5th visit it says the 6th visit is free (no thanks)

Sorry wish I had better news.

Have heard lots of good things about 1235, so I figured it was time to give it a try. Went with a girl named Connie.

Let's just say everything was passable. Not especially distant or mechanical, but not enthusiastic or sensuous either.

If my experience was typical, this place is no better than a typical AMP.

There was also a pretty aggressive guy outside trying to get me to go to another AMP. He actually stood between me and the door until I took a business card for 1341

p.s. You might be interested in the Philly Center City AMPs map at
[url]http://www.communitywalk.com/map/20945[/url]

Don't expect two reviews two nights in a row from me very often!

I decided to visit 1341 Brandywine assuming that being located so far from Center City would mean that it wouldn't be as busy on a Friday night and that it would have to provide quality in order to attract customers. Both of these assumptions were right.

The area is very industrial and a little dark and could be intimidating to people not used to rough sections of the city. However, once you go inside you see that the place is very clean, nicely decorated, and furnished with spacious rooms.

I was greeted by Mamasan "Monica". I was prepared to request a lineup, but I ended up being very pleasantly surprised when presented with the obviously Eastern European "Sandra". She had a great personality and an amazing body. Her English was fairly good and we had some nice conversation. She eventually described herself as a Russian college student earning tuition money.

She gave a good table shower. Although it was not A-list, it got the job done and was enjoyable. She was then very straight-forward about business matters. She gave a massage more relaxing and soothing than I've gotten at almost all the AMPs. It was better than I've had from many massage therapists.

I was quite happy with the facility, the provider, and the service. I hope to return again soon.

Ready to resume without CH2 and not all that happy with my past backup. Tried a new one, this time I think called Harmony.

The negatives. Exposed entrance on busy street. Rooms off the main hall that make for a noisy time.

The positives. Mama was nice. The girl was nicer. Petit, smoking bod (augmented, but done well). Accomodating attitude.

So it's not CH2. Going upstair there had the feel of something special. But my girl was special enough I'm up for another try. Maybe tomorrow.

SG

Hi,

I'll be passing through your respected city this weekend and wish to sample what's on offer. I've RTFF but can't get a longer business name than "CH2". Can you assist me with the name and address of CH2 or the address of New World, which seems to be another hot choice.

Many thanks.

Another venture taken in search of a replacement for CH2. This time to the North and East for a try between Academy and Woodhaven.

Not as convenient as I'd hoped, but not exacty hidden. A nice place that was clean and roomy enough. A very nice girl who came across initiatially as reserved or reluctant, but who opened up just right into a fun, accommodating session. She was also beautiful and natural (as in no enhancement), soft curves and a simple sexiness.

Fun was had. I'm going back.

SG

Hey,

I tried the place that advertises on CL. The 1235 spot. I saw Gigi. She was better looking that the girl i had at the 237 spot and had a better body. Face looked a little older but not bad though. The firls at CH2 were younger but a good time was had for me right now 1235 is the place to go between the 2. Cbj and a couple of positions. Massage was a little longer that I would have liked it to be.

I was up in this area back in July and wasn't all that impressed with my visit to New World, but I'll usually give a place two shots just in case. Also with no more CH2, I figured I'd stay with what I know. When I got in last night I went straight from the airport to see if I could still find the place. Well, it is still where I remember it, the lights were on, and a parking spot magically appeared for me. I guess my stars were aligned right.

This time the visit was excellent. I got a girl named Cindy (after a little back and forth about whether I've been there before) and she was pretty attractive. Short, with nicely done implants and overall tight package. I paid for the room and got the works. Did the act before the massage since I was so horny and couldn't keep my hands from roaming. This was followed by an excellent massage that put the icing on the cake.

Overall, my treatment at New World ranks up in the top 5 I've had. The only downside, was that when I left I saw that I had only been inside for 45 minutes again. It felt like an hour, but I always check just to make sure.

My scores:

Looks:8
TS:8
Massage:8
Performance: 8

I dropped by 1211 tonight based on Rick's recommendation and I must say you were right on Rick, and thanks for the parking spot.

The establishment is a bit ragged especially going up the stairs and in the reception area but the room was clean and the table shower room needs some attention too.

Mamma san also gave the prefunctory "have you been here before" to which I said "Oh yeah about three years ago before I moved". I didn't get a choice which provider I got, there were a couple of other mongers in the house so I drew Hanna. My rate was a buck sixty five since I used the credit card.

Hanna is really a doll and does a great job with the table shower making sure I was spic and span. The massage was great, she has some really strong hands and gets at all the right muscle groups. Hanna's stronges suit is her great attitude and makes it a real GFE. Things did happen rapidly but I didn't feel rushed, if anything I was rushing it and all in all I guess I was there the 40 - 45 minutes. But lets remember this gentlemen quality cums before quantity (a great twenty five minutes with Hanna would beat an hour and a half with another bored lackluster provider who you couldn't get up for)

I have to agree with Rick it's in my top 5 also.

My scores:

Looks:9
TS:8
Massage:8
Performance: 8
attitude:10
value:9

To quote Arnold the Gov, "I'll be back"

Ok, second week up in Philly and I decided to expand my horizons and visit one of the other places I've heard about in town. In fact, I was looking to try something other than Korean girls, so I went over to the place on Brandywine. Not a great looking place on the outside. I got a nice parking spot right out front, but I probably wouldn't go over there at night. I went inside and the place is actually one of the nicest (and largest) places I've been to. I decided to play honest, so when the Mamasan asked if I've been there I said flatly "nope."

I guess she liked me because I was led back to a room where I told her I'd like to see all the ladies working. A couple minutes later, she brought by three girls--one Korean and two baltic looking/sounding girls. Well, I guess old habits die hard because I chose the Korean. One of three other girls was about a 6.5, but Vicky was an 8. She was about 5'4", enhanced Ds, with a nicely shaved kitten (found that part out later).

The table shower and sauna were pretty good and I have to say again that this place is very nice on the inside. They obviously spend a lot of money keeping up the decorating. Vicky was very accommodating once back in the room. I took out the tip and placed it on the table. I then told her that I like a hard massage and she proceeded to get naked and work me over. After a little talking, she started up the adult action and went to town. Things started out with lots of rimming and the rest was excellent.

After the event, Vicky went to get a hot towel and came back in. I had looked at my watch and saw I was about 40 minutes or so at that point, so when she came back I asked for more massage. Vicky was very accommodating and she massaged me for about 15 more minutes and we talked about this particular place. Seems like they had 5 girls working on Sunday and I got a look at 3 of them. Vicky was the nicest looking, but I'd still like to try one of the others.

Overall this place is definitely top-notch. I don't know why anyone would not like it there. I found it to be clean and provide great service. When I walked out I checked my watch and it had been 56 minutes. I'd classify this place as slightly better than New World (my second visit).

[QUOTE=Philly Monger]I was greeted by Mamasan "Monica". I was prepared to request a lineup, but I ended up being very pleasantly surprised when presented with the obviously Eastern European "Sandra". She had a great personality and an amazing body. Her English was fairly good and we had some nice conversation. She eventually described herself as a Russian college student earning tuition money.

She gave a good table shower. Although it was not A-list, it got the job done and was enjoyable. She was then very straight-forward about business matters. She gave a massage more relaxing and soothing than I've gotten at almost all the AMPs. It was better than I've had from many massage therapists.

I was quite happy with the facility, the provider, and the service. I hope to return again soon.[/QUOTE]I also had my first visit with Sandra and I was also very happy with the facility, the provider, and the service. It was no CH2 but I've realized there may never be a replacement. It did feel bizarre getting a non-asain at a Asain-MP. My exprience with Sandra was very simular, I will most certainly return.

Punch12

After reading a number of positive reports I stopped by Brandywine last weekend.

The mamasan told my that the only available girl was Russian. She was very apologitic. I asked the girls name and mamasan told me Sandra. I said she sounds great.

I few minutes later Sandra came into the room. As the reports state, the inside of Brandywine is very nice and the rooms are large. I would like a mirror next to the bed.

Sandra has a nice body with enhanced breasts. Her face is ok but not great. Probably a 7. Sandra was rather mechanical during the whole session -- table shower, massage and the show.

On the way out the mamasan told me to come back and that they would have Asian girls. I will give them another visit.

Went to the place that's always advertising (CL) on Pottstown Pike, about twenty or thirty minutes north of town. Was feeling exceptionally horny, although I knew that the photos in their ads were fakes. Got there and mama (not bad herself) tries to put me with the requisite wildebeast, which I refused and said "how about a skinny girl?". So, we head up to the rooms (nice place, by the way - almost thought it looked too "legit"). On the table, in walks June, once a spinner (about 20+ years ago), but still had that intangible "thing" whatever that is, and managed to keep me quite aroused as I kept feeling her up the whole time she was going through the massage. On the flip (I only wanted HJ and pretty much knew that was all I was getting) she knew exactly what to do, and must have spent at least 20 minutes just bringing me to the verge and then holding back. Meanwhile, I have one hand down her spandex pants and the other up her top, revealing her almost 1" nips (my favorites). I finally shot and must have put a hole in the ceiling - she cleans me up and then spends at least another twenty minutes, legit massage, nail clipping, etc. Bottom line, I paid for a half hour and got over an hour. Tipped .60 (high, I know, but she really was that good, in an older sort of way) YMMV.