Massage Parlor Reports

No frills or thrills here. 50 for massage, attractive girl, decent massage though. I'm here for another week and.

Would love to find an actual AMP that leaves me smiling.

I guess that depends on how little or how much it takes for you to leave smiling.

[QUOTE=GenoValley;2572868]No frills or thrills here. 50 for massage, attractive girl, decent massage though. I'm here for another week and.

Would love to find an actual AMP that leaves me smiling.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheOldSarge;2574336]I guess that depends on how little or how much it takes for you to leave smiling.[/QUOTE]I wish I had a reliable one too, but I'm starting to think they don't exist in STL. I've gotten lucky very rarely, but usually the "girls" are so old it's like a GILF service. YMMV.

I am in KCMO for a few days, and after the less-than-stellar experiences in Dallas, I thought of looking for an AMP instead of calling an escort. Looked up the ads on Backpage, and selected one that was close to some other places I wanted to visit and eat at.

The receptionist was an old woman who could hardly speak English. My basic Mandarin didn't help much either, as she was speaking (what I guessed was) a southern dialect, probably Hainanese. But I pointed to the 60 min massage on the menu (. 6) and she lead me to a cubicle.

The cubicle had only a curtain, so I wasn't sure whether anything would be offered. I stripped and lay down on the massage bed. A woman in her mid 40's dressed in a blouse and a short black lace skirt walked in, and in the dim light she seemed quite OK. The massage was good, but no where near the kind of massages you can get in a legitimate Thai place. While she was massaging me, I reached out and stroked her thighs, and she didn't back away. At times my hand was sandwiched between her thighs, and when she stood at the head of the bed and stroked down my back, her breasts were massaging the back of my head. After a while she completely took away the towel and paid special attention to my buttocks and inner thighs, touching all that needed to be touched. After the flip, she pointed to my flagpole and popped the golden question. A menu was presented, and I chose the Hainanese choked chicken for 0. 5. The chicken was choked, and the rest, as they say, is history.

Pros: Good location, with plenty of other stuff to do around after the massage. A varied Chinese menu is available. No waiting time (it was in the afternoon).

Cons: The masseuse was not as young as I had hoped for, but with a nice enough body. The lack of a door kept me from exploring the other things on the menu.

I will disclose the location to those who have posted at least 5 reports (I mean, real reports. Not simple posts or "me toos" so that we can ensure that this place doesn't get closed down and this poor woman doesn't get dragged out in handcuffs. PM me.

Had a dream about Peking at KCMO. First thing came was Paper and Pen for details. That's strange!! Anyways, undressed with covered towel and continued to see what was in the menu. A masseuses in late 20's came and asked for what type massage I needed. Opted Medium and there you go. Massage was Fine with little teasing. Then on flip, Mr. John was covered. Removed the towel and asked for more. Answer was "No, boss will fire me". Not sure, to insist or not because I saw the boss was on the counter. Tried one more time but she was really afraid. Told her to focus ass massage then. She did it well with good teasing this time. Tipped well and left.

Not sure to repeat or not.

[QUOTE=GenoValley;2572868]No frills or thrills here. 50 for massage, attractive girl, decent massage though. I'm here for another week and.

Would love to find an actual AMP that leaves me smiling.[/QUOTE]Same experience, although the girl was very attractive and massage pressure was superior. Knows how to give a great massage. No extras. Looking for decent AMP. Hard to find around here.

Maven.

[QUOTE=TheFirstName;2644043]I am in KCMO for a few days, and after the less-than-stellar experiences in Dallas, I thought of looking for an AMP instead of calling an escort. Looked up the ads on Backpage, and selected one that was close to some other places I wanted to visit and eat at.

The receptionist was an old woman who could hardly speak English. My basic Mandarin didn't help much either, as she was speaking (what I guessed was) a southern dialect, probably Hainanese. But I pointed to the 60 min massage on the menu (. 6) and she lead me to a cubicle.

The cubicle had only a curtain, so I wasn't sure whether anything would be offered. I stripped and lay down on the massage bed. A woman in her mid 40's dressed in a blouse and a short black lace skirt walked in, and in the dim light she seemed quite OK. The massage was good, but no where near the kind of massages you can get in a legitimate Thai place. While she was massaging me, I reached out and stroked her thighs, and she didn't back away. At times my hand was sandwiched between her thighs, and when she stood at the head of the bed and stroked down my back, her breasts were massaging the back of my head. After a while she completely took away the towel and paid special attention to my buttocks and inner thighs, touching all that needed to be touched. After the flip, she pointed to my flagpole and popped the golden question. A menu was presented, and I chose the Hainanese choked chicken for 0. 5. The chicken was choked, and the rest, as they say, is history.

Pros: Good location, with plenty of other stuff to do around after the massage. A varied Chinese menu is available. No waiting time (it was in the afternoon).

Cons: The masseuse was not as young as I had hoped for, but with a nice enough body. The lack of a door kept me from exploring the other things on the menu.

I will disclose the location to those who have posted at least 5 reports (I mean, real reports. Not simple posts or "me toos" so that we can ensure that this place doesn't get closed down and this poor woman doesn't get dragged out in handcuffs. PM me.[/QUOTE]Can I get that location please.

[QUOTE=SxyGuy;2725314]Can I get that location please.[/QUOTE]Can I get the location to please.

[QUOTE=BigZ1986;2781517]Can I get the location to please.[/QUOTE]Haha still have three more replies to go LOL. Too bad they have to be meaningful posts.

Why not take the quick drive to Lawrence? Why settle for a HJ when you can get CFS? Just a bit off 23rd.

[QUOTE=UrdoinitRong;2793075]Why not take the quick drive to Lawrence? Why settle for a HJ when you can get CFS? Just a bit off 23rd.[/QUOTE]Which one is that? SB or HF?

I typically visit a couple different places in Lawrence, but will be in KC this weekend and wanting to try out a new place or provider. Any highly recommended? I am new to this forum, so please go easy on me. I have used SB, and NM in Lawrence for HJ and BBBJ, but never been to HF (is it any good? I will go to "them" on 23rd for a legit rub from time to time. Thanks for helping me find something in KC.

I had a dream of being near the airport when my flight was delayed. Google produced several possibilities. With no expectations I was greeted well by a middle aged asian provider. We go started in this dream with a. 6 house fee. The massage was in the good to very good range. No roaming. The provider climbed on the table several times for good massage access. At one point she had my head locked between her thighs. That was new and good to me. About 35 minutes in, she began concentrating around the family jewels but with no direct contact. This was good. A small towel covered the essentials and after a bit a firm but unproductive indirect polishing was provided. While good, this did not provide the intended result, so a more direct approach was provided that took us to the mountain top. There were several stops for warm towel cleanup, which was nice. The final 10 minutes included a very good neck massage. All and all a good dream. I dreamed a. 4 tip. All seemed happy.

[QUOTE=UrdoinitRong;2793075]Why not take the quick drive to Lawrence? Why settle for a HJ when you can get CFS? Just a bit off 23rd.[/QUOTE]Can you pm me the name of that place and details? Thanks JTW.

Anyone try the place on North Oak and 77th? It has that "look" about it if you know what I mean. Feel free to PM me if you wish.