General Reports

Ladies and gents, Craven Morehead! Craven will be with us in town all week.[QUOTE=Craven Morehead]Simpleton had my phone # & would call me regularly & became a real pest. So I had to tell her that I'd moved to get her to stop calling. One night in Racine when there was nobody better to chose from I picked her up for the usual therapy. I got the impression she'd been picked up by the police once, but it's never easy to understand what she's saying because of the way she mumbles - even without anything in her mouth.

These days I'm feeling even hornier than ever. It must be all the short skirts & flabby cleavage on the overweight chicks I see even when I'm not practicing the hobby.

Craven Morecleavage[/QUOTE]

Racine report: Stephanie is looking and feeling better every time I see her...

[QUOTE=HHH]
Saw a really hot looking kid, colored hair, tats, piercings, etc walking on a side street, but not a SW to my knowledge. Really cute though and in that area, I suspect anything is game.
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Although I haven't seen Stacie in awhile, based on HHH's above post I think shes back out and that he might have missed a rare opportunity!

Wow...I never thought about Stacie. This kid was really cute, late teens or early 20s at the most, but looked legal.

I did circle around after I dropped off Shamu, but couldn't find the kid again.

This clearly deserves more research.

HHH

[QUOTE=Warpig2000]Shouldn't that be memorialized in the Wisconsin Faq ? ;)[/QUOTE]


Why, so it should. And so it now is...

[QUOTE=Warpig2000]
What's grosser than gross? Fucking a preggo and the fetus starts giving you head :D[/QUOTE]


Warpig,

I think they charge extra for that.

Some months ago I reported on Zombie Woman & I saw her again 1 night this week on Douglass. She has 2 large redeeming features but otherwise looks very scary - like an extra from Dawn of the Dead or the Thriller video & she walks like Robocop. Have any of you seen her or picked her up?

In some early morning cruizin I saw Rhonduh talking to some guy in a pickup & then I saw her again later adjusting her clothes. It was pretty obvious she'd had her pants off so I moved in for some sloppy seconds. She looked & performed much better than the last time so maybe she's been in counseling. I remember one of you mentioning her in a post.

cm

Needed a 2nd experience on the way home, after an earlier event in MKE, so stopped in Racine. Quickly connected with Rhonda on Douglas for a nice event. BBBJ for $25. Very nicely done, nice girl and excellent service.

HHH

Craven and Friends -

"Zombie Woman" "Rhonduh" and "Simpleton Funbags" - priceless!

I reported this on the Chicago board - recently had a date with a b***h who, when I asked her name, I didn't understand her. So, I asked her jokingly if she was Betty Big Tit. She said no, she prefered to be called Debbie Dick Sucker. Couldn't make that up! Later, I found out she was Debbie Deepthroat, but she had to be convinced of that (with a firm hand to the head).

Bend It

Could you PM me with her number?

I must admit that I'm getting fonda Rhonda. Met her again last night on Douglas for what was one of the better BBBJs in my experience. Very trim, but very nice...seemingly not an ounce of fat on her, but that's exactly what I like.

HHH

You fellas will find this interesting:

[url]http://www.journaltimes.com/nucleus/index.php?itemid=6551[/url]

I hope that none of you were involved in this. Scroll down & feel free to add your own comments at the bottom.

The Racine Urinal Times is not famous for accurate reporting, so the write up may not tell the whole story. But what's interesting is that they didn't take any gals out of circulation - only fellow mongers. If you were picked up in this sting please write a post here & tell us what happened & it may help us all in the future. Those of us with a little experience on the street can distinguish between a real SW & a decoy at 400 yards. If you're not sure how to tell the difference read some other posts or ask some of the veterans. We will be happy to help.

CM

I was out and about in Racine on Friday night cruising town from 1-3 AM, and it was dead! Although I saw maybe 5 SWs out they were all of inferior quality and not worth a pullover.

Thankfully I did not get busted, but secondly, I did not see anything even resembling a sting at all, and I'm sure I didn't leave any stones unturned in my quest as I really had the "hunger" that night.

I ended up doing the long drive through Racine, into K-town, Zion, & NC/Waukegan. Finally at 5 am with the sun rising this vampire headed home unfed.

Hope everyone else was safe as well, that being busted shit sucks, I speak from experience. Hope I can spot a set up better than I did several years ago when I got nailed.

Yes, the streets have been deader than usual recently & there's been more LE presence including a big white windowless van that I don't want to ride in. However with some patient driving I have made some successful pickups - including my favorite Stacie. I think I'm in love.

CM

Picked up Cathy on Douglas other day. She seems to go through life on slow speed but seems intelligent and talked about normal things not crack drama so that was a nice change of pace. Looks like a soccer mom so that's a plus too.

Very good oral skills with a swallow finish. Paid another few minutes attention on the way down so she gets an A+ for effort. She likes to hug which is strange but certainly better that "almost there?" every two minutes while wiping snot off a cracked out nose. Anyone seen Anna, Lisa, Julie? They must be making license plates or they met Lefty and are recouperating from anal reconstructive surgery. Never thought I'd miss those three.

I'm probably the last regular to finally hook up with her. She was hilarious (half intentionally) and sweet too. She is proud of that body and with good reason. Good service, too bad she doesn't have a phone. I'm sure Racine's finest will be calling me any day though. Glad I'm not married.

With the LE party on Douglas you could probably rob a store on the other end of town and take a nap befor leaving. What the hell? Maybe we can start culling the heard of ghetto thugs on the corners and earn Junior G Man badges. Kind of like a DNR program for deer to eliminate CWD. I mean I know these knot heads suffer from "chronic wasted disease".

Get this, a few weeks ago some knuckle head starts waving a pistol at cars on Douglas and I call 911. Exact location, description everything and I hang out in this store to see what happens. 20 F***ING min lated a car rolls through. Must have been shift change or an epidemic of expired tags. Nice.

Anyone met Bambi three names yet? Kind of expensive but not drugged out. Met her a few weeks ago and turns out we lived near each other in a different state... lackluster performer but cute and pretty normal. Used to advertise on CL in different area.

I've been posting a while so can I make two requests? Can I please be a senior member now? and can I please, please get a name of one of our ladies who do it "in the butt, Bob"...? I mean hardly anyone posts here so throw me a bone or two. Be careful out there!

I have been town for the last two weeks and have seen nothing worth while to report. I did spot the same van that Craven saw last week and took my cue to skoot. Rather than get discouraged, since I am not from this area I decided to read back into last year for maybe a different location. Sir P lead me to the apartments behind the Pick & Save at Rapids & Mt. Pleasant. On my first pass I see this cute young thing coming out from between two buildings. I spin around to pick her up and it is Stacie.

Too cute to be on the streets but who am I to complain. LOL. Found a nice spot to do the deed. FS for 2 Jacks.

FYI. She says she likes to hang out in that area.

Still looking for Rhonduh, maybe tomorrow.

Thanks for the info guys. Happy Hunting.