Massage Parlor Reports

I used to go to DT. I believe this place is still close. Also, Washington Post does not carry any ads for DC places any more. So can anyone let me know what is available around the Verizon ctr? Or any place near the metro. Will much appreciated.

[QUOTE=trav]I used to go to DT. I believe this place is still close. Also, Washington Post does not carry any ads for DC places any more. So can anyone let me know what is available around the Verizon ctr? Or any place near the metro. Will much appreciated.[/QUOTE]

Trav:

Welcome to DC buddy! Our research team is gearing up and will have the answers and intel you seek shortly. The regulars on the DC Board are always ready to help.

Hold your breath ;)

Lax

PS: As an alternative you could read the last week to ten days of posts on this thread and I assure you you will find what you are looking for.

Saw Nikki at 1333 yesterday. Very nice thin body and real breasts afaik. She gave a fast TS not worthy of mentioning and after drying off. Let's put it this way, she didn't bother with formalities at all. Not even the merest consideration of a massage. Not to say that this was all business in the meanest spirit of the word. No she was more than interested in her own "successful arrival". Again and again. Needless to say a had a full-course meal. And then some. As dreams go this one was worth remembering. The rest of the visit was enjoyed by all.

I have to say that if at all possible I will be back. I highly recommend her. Not 10's across the board but easily straight 8's except for attitude. Now that was a 10.

As always YMMV.

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock][b][size=5]Cops are at Kinja and busting the place.[/b][/size]
[b][size=3]This is a real time report.[/b][/size]

[b]Forewarned is Forearmed.[/b]

Benchseats Rock

This alert has been brought to your critical attention by the Monger Information Network.[/QUOTE]Hey Bench:

Thanks for sounding the alarm.

Question if you are in the middle of something when the place gets busted:

1. Can you finish?
2. Do you get a refund of tuition?
3. Do you get a rain check?
4. Do you invoke the Clinton DC Sex Rule " I did not have sex with that Asian Women, technically by defenition?

This is multiple choice, take as long as you like to answer.

Just wondering? (I have been wondering about a lot of things lately)

Big Red from Balmer

[QUOTE=Big Red50]Hey Bench:

Thanks for sounding the alarm.

Question if you are in the middle of something when the place gets busted:

1. Can you finish?
2. Do you get a refund of tuition?
3. Do you get a rain check?
4. Do you invoke the Clinton DC Sex Rule " I did not have sex with that Asian Women, technically by defenition?

This is multiple choice, take as long as you like to answer.

Just wondering? (I have been wondering about a lot of things lately)

Big Red from Balmer[/QUOTE]


This time around it went something like: get dressed quickly and pretend it's your first massage ever and you are shocked and appalled at the insinuation that there is anything untoward happening at these places. An hour or so later you get to take off the handcuffs and sign a summons to appear in court. As for a refund, YMMV depending on if it really was your first time there and if you helped or hurt the AMP in your conversations with the fuzz.

[QUOTE=trav]I used to go to DT. I believe this place is still close. Also, Washington Post does not carry any ads for DC places any more. So can anyone let me know what is available around the Verizon ctr? Or any place near the metro. Will much appreciated.[/QUOTE]

You can stick your request where the Sun doesn't shine!

I have not been to Sun lately. What happened to my provider Mimi? Gone to another spa in DC or gone for good? The most incredible ride ever. That gal is F-ing crazy. Anyone who wants details is welcome to PM me.

Bri

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]You can stick your request where the Sun doesn't shine![/QUOTE]

The legendary KJ visits DC, welcome my brother! How are things on the Clix loop? I recently had the pleasure of meeting brunette Rachel ;) Great hoover skills. Will repeat.


Trav:

Continue holding your breath, the research team is working on your research request. Our attention was diverted by the Prez's speech. We are now fully focused on finding you a fine AMP near the Verizon Center. Details to follow.

Lax

[QUOTE=Big Red50]Hey Bench:

Do I smell Napalm?

Just wondering

Big Red[/QUOTE]I give, you win Box.

I hereby send up the white flag cause pissing uphill only gets your feet wet.

I had a great trip in LA. Nice weather and all.

BTW, any of you goto AC, careful of a SW named Kerri off Tennesse Ave. She may an oral STD issue.

Peace

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]This time around it went something like: get dressed quickly and pretend it's your first massage ever and you are shocked and appalled at the insinuation that there is anything untoward happening at these places. An hour or so later you get to take off the handcuffs and sign a summons to appear in court. As for a refund, YMMV depending on if it really was your first time there and if you helped or hurt the AMP in your conversations with the fuzz.[/QUOTE]Never go at night is a good start. Daytime is the best, girls fresh and LE still eating donuts.

PC out

BTW, Bench, I have surrendered so where do you want the flag mailed to?

[QUOTE=Laxman #2]Continue holding your breath, the research team is working on your research request.

Lax[/QUOTE]Lax - thanks for the hint - i got it! Thanks!

[QUOTE=Double Nickle, highlight by LoveLOS] With that said, some of your posts have been quite good. I hope you will continue to post and even continue the humor. But be careful. BSR has inherited TM's crusade against uppity newbies. In time you may be admitted to Olympus where [b]thunderbolts are tossed back and forth with relative impunity[/b].[/quote]PCP, I have to agree with the learned 10¢ man. See, I fuck with screen names all the time, which is acutally in honor of Don Trashman, so even squeeky seats doesn't complain. Stick around, keep posting, don't let the roasting get under your panties, and your time of trust and acceptance will come. Uppity is a death knell. We pick our friends in the inner circle based first on their reliability of information recieved, lack of Bullshit smelling posts, and compatible/good attitudes. We pick our friends with thought to safety and security concerns as well as someone we might like to party with and/or do something illegal with, that kind of judgement call takes time.

[quote=RTFF request #4003]I used to go to DT. I believe this place is still close. Also, Washington Post does not carry any ads for DC places any more. So can anyone let me know what is available around the Verizon ctr? Or any place near the metro. Will much appreciated.[/quote]Just saw the emergency text message that Lax sent me to help you find the info. I think I found it:

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3841&page=10&pp=15]Follow this link[/url], then read forward until I you read this post again... You will then know where to look.

As an alternative solution, just PM Box Springs Squeek and ask him to give you the address for Kinja Spa. I hear the place is really hot right now.

LoveLOS

BTW Squeeky, I see you really did pass my post count bigtime. Worthless bastard. Hope you get out of jail soon so you can find something to fuck besides newbies :cool:

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]As an alternative solution, just PM Box Springs Squeek and ask him to give you the address for Kinja Spa. I hear the place is really hot right now.

BTW Squeeky, I see you really did pass my post count bigtime. Worthless bastard. Hope you get out of jail soon so you can find something to fuck besides newbies :cool:[/QUOTE]


I give out phone numbers too. :D

I [i]am[/i] a bastard aren't I... lemme just say that you're taking it a lot better than I thought you would. As for fucking newbies, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Unless it gets posted about first...

[QUOTE=Laxman #2]Trav,

As an alternative you could read the last week to ten days of posts on this thread and I assure you you will find what you are looking for.[/QUOTE]Thanks LAX, I got the info!

[url]http://www.rasmus.com/auction_detail.php?ID=125044[/url]

Lax, Robux, LL, Bench, et al - - - Here is the opportunity of a monger lifetime. Own your own nude place! Stock it with now out-of-work AMP girls; install some VIP Suites for relaxation with your favorite "dancer"; And of course, consider the perks of being owner and operator!

Just a thought.

Drew